"Ku-ri-ja san," said the master of ninja secret arts, O-pu-ra, "your mission is to take this sword and kill the president of the Hot Pockets creator, Hennesy Jaxson."

Courage was wearing black ninja suit that covered his face and he had a kollection of kunai on his hip. The sword that his ninja master gave him was about 2 feet long, with around 18 inches of thick metal to slice someone's pancreas with. Did I say pancreas? I mean pancakes. Bitch.

O-pu-ra used a smoke bomb and disappeared to who knows where. Probably to some girls gone wild festival in Reykjavik where it was still pretty cold outside.