For the night, the entire Loud family, along with Clyde McBride as a slot filler for the 14-participant limit, participate in the annual Royal Woods Family Olympics. The tournament is both a physical and a mental obstacle course, more of a mashup of Jeopardy!, American Ninja Warrior and The Amazing Race in an open era with foldable sets. So, it is a recall to the episode "Health Kicked".

Anyway, the host – a Ryan Seacrest wannabe who looks like the Topher Grace dude from Total Drama – introduces to the audience, "Hello! Welcome to Royal Woods Family Olympics! And not the Takeshi's Castle rip-off, as some Internet folks would point out. You know the drill, folks! The team who finishes all major tracks from earth, wind and fire – with all the wits and strengths you need – shall win the competition!" Insert the prominent features of the area, including artificial geysers, a giant inflatable slide, a classroom setting and leaping platforms.

The host continues, "Okay, let's introduce the three families. First up is the Loh-ud family."

With their cue, the Louds plus Clyde climb up to the stage with their arms raised in so much cheers. Lynn Sr. then takes the mic from the host overeagerly, "Thank you! I just want to say it's an honor to be here. I just want to thank that Uber driver for helping us fix our van. And for our sponsors…"

But before he could finish, the host takes back the mic. "Okay, so, can you introduce to your family?"

"Oh, I wouldn't mind." Lynn then introduces each of the Louds. "So, this is my wife Rita. And my kids Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily."

"And who's the other one?" the host asks about Clyde. "Is he your…?"

"He's a family friend," Rita clarifies.

"Oh…I thought…"

"Hey, the guidelines did say family friends included. And he's a family friend," Lynn Sr. justifies, with Clyde beaming back at the host.

The host of course is perplexed at this move, since it correlates to something from diversity and from a recent film about a man trying to get out from creepy Caucasians who trapped him. "Well, I wouldn't mind. Alright ladies and gents, let's not mind the context here, and let's move on to the next family. Here is the Sevigny family."

Cue the garish entrance from the rival family. They kind of do an impromptu physical exhibition that culminates in a striking pose. But immediately, the Louds notice a resemblance from them. "Is it me or is that family literally looks like us?" Lori points out. The Sevigny family truly has a close physical resemblance to the Louds. That includes a fourteenth member who looks just like Clyde.

"They kind of look the stunt doubles we hired?" Lincoln adds.

"Except they don't," Lynn Jr. adds as well.

The host approaches the father figure of the Sevignys. "Nice to see your family this active, Mr…"

"Sevigny. Severus Zephyr Sevigny the Seventh," the father says in a suave way. "And my wife, Suzanne Zelda Savannah Sevigne-Sevigny."

"Well, that's too much S's."

"It was inherited from Cambridge royalty," he brags.

"Great! And so your family?"

"Let them introduce themselves..."

At his word, the eldest one, who looks exactly like Lori and sounds like her, starts off their introduction, "Elizabeth Berkley Lauren Sevigny, 17 years old."

Then the second child, who has the likeness of Leni, takes her turn. "Elizabeth Wyler? Tyler? Styler? Shyler?" Just like Leni, she is clueless in every way, even to her own name.

Her older sister coaches her in a whisper, "Your name's Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton Sevigny, kay?"

With that, the sister finally gets a clue about her name, "Oh right. My name's Kay Sevigny. 16 years old. Bow."

Her older sister's facepalm gesture says it all.

After that debacle, the Lynn-like sister, complete with a pumped-up body and jogging attire, introduces herself, "'Not' Lady Elizabeth Rose Mimsicles Sevigny, 13 years old."

Then, the Lisa counterpart in a lab coat and proper hair fixture proudly takes her turn, "Dr. Mary Shelley Elizabeth Sevigny MD.-PhD. Esq."

Afterwards, the Lana counterpart in her muddied suspenders and wrench prop introduces herself, "Deborah Natalia Ann Stephanie Tabatha Elizabeth Etta Sevigny. But call me 'D'NASTEE' for short. 6 years."

Then her twin sister, the Lola counterpart, who is more a stylish sweetheart instead of a beauty queen, takes her turn. "Ingrid Natalia Shae Tatiana Yessenia Lupita Elizabeth Sevigny. 6 years old. And I believe in the saying originated by Mark…"

Her beauty pageant-inspired speech is interrupted by the Luan clone from the Sevigny family. "Queen Elizabeth Catherine Sevigny. Or Yas Queen. 14 years old. Live in The Orpheum. Holla!" But they are quickly dragged away by the show's crew.

What comes is the Lucy clone. With her dry and monotone voice, she introduces herself, "Ariadne Elizabeth Lumina Sevigny. 8 years old. And I hate my name."

Next emerges the loud and wild Luna counterpart. "The Rocker Formerly Known as Purpl3 Haz3. Last Name, Sevigny. 15 years old."

The baby of the Sevigny family also introduces herself in baby speak. "Clementine Catriona Elizabeth Sevigny. 16 months old."

The last two take their turns, starting with the Lincoln lookalike. "Sam Elliott Sevigny. 11 years old."

And finally, the Clyde clone finishes off the introduction, "Christopher Ludacris T. Washington Sevigny. 11 years old."

Mr. Sevigny explains, "He's adapted. We rescued him in a poor country called Wakanda."

"Okay…" the host utters speechlessly. "Alright, finally, let's bring in the Loud family!"

In comes the all-black family, the Garishes.

The patriarch of the family steps in enthusiastically, "Hi! I'm Gary Garrison Garish III. And we're so happy to be here! Me and my family, the Garishes!"

The matriarch starts off, "Gabourey Precious Garish. Mother of 12. 46 years old."

Insert the Lori counterpart. "Laila Laylah Leila Leigh Garish. 17 years old."

Insert the Leni counterpart. "Leni Loud Garish. 16 years old."

Insert the Luna counterpart, who is more gangsta than rocker. "Lil Lachrymose Britches Garish. 15 years old."

Insert the Luan counterpart, whose town is more Regina Hall in her voice. "Kumika Leslie Haddish Garish. 14 years old."

Insert the Lynn counterpart. "Venus Artemis Sommore Garish. 13 years old."

Insert the Lincoln counterpart. "Nat D'Young Chris Tuck Urkel Ettnow Garish. 11 years old."

Insert the Lucy counterpart. "Luciananananindina Onyx Garish. 8 years old."

Insert the Lana counterpart. "Michonne Williams Garish. 6 years old."

Insert the Lola counterpart. "Tamiya Aaliyah Zendaya Divine Etta Victoriana Ivanka Lil Garish. 6 years old."

Insert the Lisa counterpart. "Engr. Malala Ava Mariah Lila Lynd Garish. 4 years old."

Insert the Lily counterpart who also spoke in baby. "Glenda Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Garish. 12 months old."

Insert the Clyde counterpart, who is a white kid, "Benedict Arnold Garish. 11 years old."

The host is perplexed by the presence of a white kid in a predominantly black family. Thus, Mr. Garish justifies, "He has vitiligo, a skin condition wherein affected parts of the skin became white, just like what happened to his idol."

"Jack White?" the host asks.

"Nope, Michael Jackson."

"Oh…okay…" The host tries to keep his composure, in spite of that awkward stint. "Well, such a…diverse round of family members. Well, let the games begin!"

But the game has to start with the Sevigny family against the Garish family, since the Louds are busy trying to hold their laughter.