I don't own anything. No X-Men or GI Joe characters or… well anything that can make me any money. This fic takes up right after 'My Big Fat Mutant Birthday Party'. The day after to be precise. It's just another random mad multi-chapter fic with several plot lines that don't really go anywhere but I'm writing for the sake of my amusement. So if you are looking for something deep and meaningful boy are you in the wrong place! If you are looking for a not so typical week of mutant madness where things happen and people go crazy, you're in the perfect spot.

Just Another Week in the Lives of Mutants

Chapter 1: Another Pleasant Bayville Sunday

"My head…" Xavier groaned as he opened his eyes.

"You're awake," Ororo stood over him. "How are you feeling?"

"Like someone ran over my head with a tractor several times," Xavier gingerly felt the bandage on his head.

"It's not serious," Ororo told him. "Hank checked you over. All it did was knock you out for the evening."

"What time is it?"

"A little after eleven am," She said.

"I missed the party?" Xavier asked.

"Trust me, you were lucky," Ororo groaned.

"Where's Rogue?" Xavier winced as he sat up.

"Out with Logan looking at motorcycles," Ororo told him.

"Oh no…" Xavier sighed. "All right what happened?"

"Well for starters, Irene was really Mystique," Ororo told him. "Fortunately thanks to Xi and Shipwreck she didn't get a chance to cause any damage other than hurting Rogue's feelings."

"Her shapeshifting abilities are really incredible," Xavier groaned. "I take it she got away?"

"Unfortunately, but that wasn't the worst of it," Ororo said.

"What happened?" Xavier asked dreading the news.

"Well the football players spiked the punch and Jean got drunk, which caused some fights and damage," Ororo sighed. "The Misfits of course did their share of causing mayhem and tried to steal our silverware. Lockheed got loose. Ms. March the school chaperone ended up having to leave town because…"

"Never mind!" Xavier held up his hand. "I don't want to know!" He managed to get into his wheelchair. "So I take it the students are cleaning up after last night?"

"Got it in one," Hank walked in. "We all decided that Rogue would not be allowed to do any of the cleaning up. We figured it was the least we could do after last night's debacle. I take it Storm has informed you of Mystique's latest treachery?"

"Yes," Xavier frowned. "What happened to Irene?"

"We don't know and apparently neither does Mystique," Hank sighed. "She's looking for her as well as Magneto."

"No doubt to use her to supply her with more information about the future," Xavier sighed as he wheeled down the hall. "Maybe…"

He stopped when he saw something out the window. "What the devil is that in that tree out there?" He asked.

"Oh that's just Duncan," Hank waved. "He was the one who spiked the punch."

"He was out there all night?" Xavier gasped.

"I believe so," Hank nodded. "Lockheed kept him company. They've become such good friends."

"Oh god…" Xavier put his head in his hand. "Somebody rescue him and get him down please?"

"Yeah I'll go tell Tabitha…" Hank started to say.

"Not her!" Xavier said.

"Well maybe Jean should…" Ororo started to say something when she caught sight of something. "Oh my…"

Jean was staggering around with a cup of coffee in her hand. "Will somebody please stop that ringing?" She groaned. Her eyes were heavily bagged and her hair looked like it hadn't been combed in months.

"Jean are you all right?" Xavier asked.

"I'd feel a lot better if that stupid ringing would stop," Jean groaned. "And my stomach would stop churning and my skin would stop feeling like it's trying to crawl off my skin."

"My dear you are currently experiencing your first hangover," Hank shook his head.

"I am going to kill Duncan for spiking that punch," Jean said. "Slowly and painfully…Oh god…oh my god! I'm remembering what happened last night! Oh god! What did I do?"

"What didn't you do?" Kitty asked as she walked up.

"Oh god no…" Jean became pale. "Kitty I am so sorry…"

"I take it you're remembering what you said to me last night," She folded her arms. "What you said to Rogue…"

"Oh god…" Jean moaned.

"You singing and dancing on the table and using your powers to have things fly around the room…"

"Oh god…"

"Throwing up on the cheerleaders," Kitty smiled, clearly enjoying herself.

"Oh god…"

"The things you said and did to Scott…"

"Oh god…" Jean's face was getting redder and redder. "I can't believe I did that!"

"That's enough Kitty," Xavier told her. "You don't have to go into detail."

"You're right. All I have to do is show her the video from last night. The Misfits got some good shots of you flying around in your underwear," Kitty grinned.

"Excuse me now I'm gonna go crawl into a hole and die," Jean groaned as she staggered away.

"I think I'll help her," Kitty said in a very perky voice and went off after her.

"Kitty!" Xavier called out but she ignored him.

"Never mind Charles," Ororo sighed. "Let's just say Jean was not herself last night."

"Obviously," Xavier groaned. "She was flying around in her underwear?"

"Oh yeah," Hank sighed. "I'll show you the video later. The Misfits made sure we'd have plenty of copies. Well at the very least the children got a good lesson on the evils of alcohol."

"This is all my fault," Xavier sighed as he looked at the damage. "I never should have allowed this to happen."

"Well I'm the one who came up with the brilliant idea so I'm partially responsible too," Ororo sighed.

"Yeah you were," Hank said.

"Hey!" Ororo growled at him.

"Let me guess," Xavier looked at the food splattering the walls. "Food fight?"

"Uh huh," Hank sighed. "Well at least the kids didn't use their powers when they chased the Bayville High students away."

"Chased them away?" Xavier gasped.

"They weren't exactly the perfect guests," Ororo explained.

"BOBBY DRAKE I AM GOING TO BURN YOU TO ASHES!" Amara's voice came like a sonic blast through the halls.

"AFTER I BLOW HIM UP TO BITS!" Tabitha screamed. "WHERE ARE YOU YA BUM?"

Bobby was running for his life laughing. He collided with Hank. "Uh…Hi there Mr. McCoy!" He waved feebly. "Gotta run!"

"Not so fast young Mr. Drake," Hank grabbed him by the collar when he tried to make a break for it.

"Hold him!" Tabitha shouted as she and Amara rounded the corner.

"You are so dead!" Amara snapped.

"Chill out, it was just a joke," Bobby held up his hands in defense. "Have a sense of humor about it!"

"You wanna know what I'd find funny right about now?" Tabitha growled. "Your head on a plate! That would be hilarious!"

"I can arrange that!" Amara growled.

"Girls! What happened?" Ororo asked. "Tell us."

"Better than that, we'll show you!" Tabitha growled. "Follow us! Look what he did to the girl's bathroom!"

They followed the girls to the bathroom dragging Bobby with them. "We went to use the bathroom and we found this!" Tabitha snapped pointing to the inside. The entire bathroom was covered in ice from the ceiling to the floor. "Even the john's frozen solid!" She snapped.

"Bobby…" Ororo glared at him.

"It was a joke!" Bobby held up his hands. "Besides all Magma has to do is melt it? What's the big deal?"

"The big deal is that this is another mess for us to clean up!" Amara shouted.

"He even froze up the pads and tampons!" Tabitha pointed to the cabinet.

"He what?" Ororo's eyes burned with fury. "Girls you have my permission to kill him."

"Run boy run!" Hank let Bobby go.

Bobby tried to get away but the girls tackled him and started beating him up. "What's going on?" Roberto asked as several students showed up to see what the fight was all about. "What'd he do?"

"A word from the wise young Roberto," Hank sighed. "Never…ever mess with a woman's feminine hygiene products."

"HELP ME!" Bobby screamed.

"Better you than me pal," Ray whistled.

"Shouldn't we stop this?" Xavier asked.

"I'm not going near them," Hank said.

"Depends on how much blood he spills," Ororo growled.

"Let me guess, that time of the month?" Hank asked.

"Let me guess, you have a death wish?" Ororo balled her hands into fists and growled at Hank.

"Will somebody please answer the stupid door?" Jean moaned. "I can't take the sound of that doorbell ringing anymore!"

"All right," Xavier put his head in his hands. "Hank, get me that video. I have got to see for myself what happened last night!"

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That afternoon Xavier decided to have a little meeting with the teaching staff. Logan had returned with Rogue and they had picked out a nice shiny new Harley. "Well Chuck you missed a hell of a party last night," Logan snickered.

"So I hear," Xavier sighed. "Now we have to deal with the consequences."

"Consequences?" Logan asked. "For what?"

"For what?" Xavier's voice rose. "Didn't you see how the children behaved?"

"We were there Charles remember?" Logan raised an eyebrow.

"Yes and thanks to Forge I wasn't," Xavier said. "But what I could see on the video they were not on their best behavior."

"Video?" Logan raised an eyebrow. "Uh…you saw everything on video?"

"I didn't see all of what happened last night," Xavier said. "In fact that video tape looked like it was edited."

"Yeah how about that?" Hank whistled.

"You know Charles last night wasn't really the kids' fault," Logan said. "I mean take Forge for example. He didn't mean to knock you out. He was just excited and didn't realize that that light show should have been outside. It was an honest mistake. You can't really blame the kid for that."

"Let me get this straight," Xavier looked at Logan. "You…of all people think that Forge and the others don't deserve to be punished?"

"Punished is such a strong word," Logan said. "I mean sure he and the others will be doing some extra training and clean up but I think they've learned their lesson. I mean these kids immediately owned up to what they did and as we told you it wasn't completely their fault. It was just that circumstances happened beyond anyone's control. I mean, do you really think Jean intended to get drunk? You know her; she doesn't drink at all. She can't be held responsible for someone else's cruel prank. That's like blaming the victim or something. Am right guys?"

"Who are you and what have you done to Logan?" Xavier asked.

"What? Can't I be a reasonable guy once in a while?" Logan asked.

"I am starting to get the feeling there is something that you're all keeping from me," Xavier asked.

"Who us? No! No way Chuck!" The adults spoke at the same time.

"I promise you Charles none of us are hiding anything of what the children did last night," Hank said. "Am I right?"

"Yeah. Definitely," Ororo and Logan said at the same time.

"Still," Xavier sighed. "I think it's time we had a serious discussion with the students." Soon the majority of students were in Xavier's office, with the exception of Jean because she was too sick, Scott because he was looking after her and Rogue because everyone agreed she had suffered enough. "Although I understand there were extenuating circumstances, I am still disappointed in your behavior last night and there will be consequences."

"But it wasn't all our fault!" Amara protested.

"Hey we made a deal!" Forge snapped at Hank. "You guys promised!"

"Deal?" Xavier looked at the adults. "What deal?"

"The deal where we don't get in trouble if we don't tell you what the adults were doing the entire time during the party when they were supposed to be chaperoning," Tabitha said.

"Thanks a lot kids," Hank moaned.

"Hank shut up," Logan hissed.

"All the adults were down in the Danger Room playing spin the bottle in their underwear while the party was going on!" Bobby shouted.

"Actually they were playing Truth or Dare," Sam pointed out.

"Beast and Storm were making out like teenagers," Tabitha said.

"Kitty and Rogue and Althea caught them doing it!" Jamie shouted. "They were practically naked!"

"You were WHAT?" Xavier yelled.

"It sounds a lot worse than it actually is," Hank gulped. "Really! It wasn't that bad! Actually it was more like Logan's fault than the rest of ours…"

"Says the guy who was wearing the lipstick," Logan growled.

"The what?" Xavier was now turning pale.

"I only put that on because you dared me to!" Hank snapped.

"You ain't putting the blame on me pal!" Logan snapped. "I ain't the one who locked us in the Danger Room!"

"No but you were the one who was shirking his chaperone duties so he could have a quick canoodle with a certain female ninja!" Hank defended.

"I'm not the one who shoved Ms. March Mouth into the laundry chute!" Logan snapped.

"That was an accident and I dare you to prove otherwise," Hank snapped.

"Quiet!" Ororo snapped. "You both were behaving like children!"

"US?" Hank glared at her.

"Lady you're one to talk!" Logan snapped. "You weren't exactly hesitant about kissing Beast here in your underwear!"

"Yes you were just as tipsy as the rest of us!" Hank told her. "And if I recall correctly, during the food fight when the kids were chasing those hooligans from Bayville High out, you were pretty accurate with those cupcakes!"

"ENOUGH!" Xavier shouted. He was clearly getting a very large migraine. "I do not think that we should be having this discussion in front of the students!"

"Oh don't mind us! We're enjoying this," Bobby snickered. The adults glared at him. "Definitely the wrong thing to say."

"I see," Xavier groaned. "So in other words the three of you were just as responsible for what happened last night. Maybe even more!"

"I wouldn't go that far," Hank said.

"I would," Kitty said.

"YEOW!" There was a loud shout from outside. "WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET THIS DRAGON OFF OF ME?"

"The lizard's still chasing Duncan?" Logan asked. "Wasn't somebody supposed to get him?"

"Oh I must have forgotten," Ororo grinned slightly. "Slipped my mind."

"Professor," Rogue walked in with a phone. "It's somebody from the school board. They wanna have a talk with you. Something about another lawsuit."

"It's going to be another one of those long weeks…" Xavier moaned.

So what will happen this week? Anything and everything! Here we go again folks!