First of all, I own nothing. If I did I wouldn't be writing fan fiction.

Hi, my name is Keith Gregory. I am 28 and work at a gas station in Salt Lake City Utah. I have lived such a boring and uneventful life and to be honest even I think I'm useless. I work the night shift, I come in at 10 pm and leave when the manager comes in at 6 am. I usually don't have alot of business at night so my job is to stock the cooler for the day shift and ring the beer because the owner is too cheap to buy six packs. He just buys cases and pays some poor sap like me to ring them and then charges more. I have worked at this dead end job for a year and a half now and I have to say, IT SUCKS ASS! My manager is a 50 year old woman who dresses like she is 18 and flirts with every good looking guy who walks through the door even tho she is married. I swear she must put her make-up on with a paint roller and I have no clue how she wipes her ass with 2 inch fingernails. Two months after I started working here I slipped on some water left by the shift before me and broke my freaking knee cap. That was soooo much fun, I was in a full leg cast for 16 weeks and the best part was my manager accused me of faking the injury even when I showed her the x-rays. I missed an interview for an amazing job also. It took me 3 weeks to get my job back after the doctor released me because she said my position was already filled. Guess I got lucky when the guy they hired started stealing them blind every night.

So here I am minding my own business, working my minimum wage job when two masked men walk into the store holding guns. The taller one runs up to the counter, puts the large black gun in my face and yells "Put the Money in the Bag, Bitch and be quick or I'll blow your Fucking head off". I looked at him and said the only thing that came to mind at the moment, "Hey it's not my money take all you want, need some lottery tickets or smokes too?" I guess being a smart ass just doesn't pay sometimes. His partner looked at me, pointed his gun and replied, "Do you think this is funny, Do you think we are kidding?" I looked him in the eyes and replied, "Well not really, but it has been a slow night and it's still better than Tamy Schumer's last stand up special." I never thought that those would be the last words to come out of my mouth. All I saw was a bright flash and then darkness. Oh well at least I don't have to take crap from my manager anymore. I hope someone feeds my ferret tho.

Next thing I see is a bright light making it's way towards me. As it gets closer I here a voice slowly getting louder. Then suddenly I'm sitting in a small room with all white walls and beige carpeting. The voice booms from what seems like all directions, "WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?" I look around, shrug my shoulders, and reply, "Oh me? I just want to tell you about the wonderful world of scientology." The voice laughs, then I hear, "I can see how your attitude might get you into trouble every now and again. "Yeah I get that alot, actually probably more than I should. If you don't mind, may I ask who you are and where I am? WELLLLLL, I go by many names but you can call me the creator of all things and you are in my realm at the moment while I decide what I will do with you."

"So I guess I'm really dead then?"

"You didn't think you could take a .357 bullet to the brain and be alright did you?"

"Not with my health insurance." This caused the creator to laugh quite a bit.

"You amuse me greatly Keith, you have had so much go wrong in your life and you still make jokes even in your darkest hours. Of course this is just a coping mechanism that you have used to hide your pain, but still you make others laugh. I think maybe I will reward you and give you a 2nd chance at life, how does that sound?"

"If you are just going to send me back to my old life, I'll pass thank you very much. It's much nicer here in the twilight zone room than my old apartment."

The creator laughed again at that and replied, "No, I was thinking of sending you to a different universe, I'll even let you choose which one!"

Chuckling I said, "sure send me to the DxD universe where all the hot ladies walk around topless."

"OK."

"Wait, WHAT! Really? You aren't shitting me? You can really send me to that fake universe?"

"What makes you think it's fake? Just because it's different and is a manga in your universe doesn't mean it's not real."

"Holy Shit Ratman!"

"Yes, Holy Shit indeed."

"Well then if you are sending me there, then hook a brother up."

"What would you like?"

"Well, I am a big fan of the anime and I even made up my own sacred gear and powers and everything. So, send me there say 5 years before the story begins so I can get ready for everything that happens."

"OK, but I have to say since you know the story and know what is going to happen won't changing anything alter the time line and then you will be flying blind?"

"Crap, I forgot about that. I can't even date any of the girls in the story either can I?"

"I wouldn't go that far. Maybe if you dated ones that weren't essential to the story line or made sure you didn't change too much you could get away with it."

"Hmmmmm, that might just work", I mean Gabriel, Serafall, and some of the other aren't dating anyone so they shouldn't cause problems. "Wait, can angels date?"

"I don't see why not, I mean if you loved her and she loved you."

"This is really getting weird isn't it? I'm sitting in a room in the twilight zone, talking to a voice about an anime that I am going to actually live in."

"Do you wish to reconsider?"

"NO, I'm not complaining at all, but this is out there. This is like some 14 year old's wet dreams come to life and I am in the middle of it. I guess if I'm going to do this and you are going to give me choices, then I am going to do it right and enjoy my life. No more over thinking this."

"Good, that's the spirit, so let's hear your desires."

"Alright, like I said I want to arrive 5 years before canon. I want to be half human, half angel. I want my personal sacred gear which I will tell you about as we get into this more in depth. I will need a house to live in. Enough money to get me started. I want to be 12 years old so I can age as I go, plus being younger will make others over look me. Oh, and I want to be able to put points into my stats just like one of those rpg games to start out, lets say 25 to all stats with 100 points to add as I see fit."

"You sound like you want to be over powered, almost god like."

"No, I don't want to be that powerful starting out, it would be boring but there are very powerful beings in that universe and I want to be able to survive long enough to reach my full potential."

"I figure by the time canon starts I can be one of the most powerful beings in that universe, but I am willing to work for it."

"Alright, I agree to your demands. Here is a laptop. You can create your body and add your points as you see fit and customize yourself. Take all the time you need and when you are ready just hit the start button and off you go. I do have to warn you tho, if you crash that universe there will be no coming back and no do overs. You have to make sure you don't tell anyone who you really are or you could very well wipe out everything, do you understand?"

"I understand and trust me I will be careful and I promise not to over do it. I just want to have fun and live a good life and kiss a few girls, I promise."

"Get to work then and I will be watching you, keep me entertained."

"You got it Chief!" Now let's see here. Blonde Hair, check. Blue Eyes, check. Wings...Oh Golden, that's new. Weapon Skills, here we go, swords and guns should be good enough. Height, well this is Japan so let's say 6'1, weight 200 lbs, build semi-muscular, package size... Oh hello ladies, why yes I am happy to see you, 10 inches should be good, don't want them walking funny the next day now do we? OK, now we got 25 into strength, intellect, magic, dex, and cunning. Let's put 10 into str, dex, and cunning, then 35 into Intel and Magic. Now sacred gear awakened? Yes, but not balance breaker. Sacred gear name, Night Terrors. Dragon Type, Ghostly Dragon. Dragon's name, Vapor. Powers, Complete aura and movement concealment, 10 Vectors, and Limited Invisibility. Weaknesses, Dragon Slaying weapons and Psychic attacks.

Let's see here, sacred gear takes the form of full body light leather armor, grey in color, half mask for concealment purposes. Well, that looks like most of everything. I hope I haven't forgotten any... awww crap weapons. Let's back up here and add 2 custom Beretta 92 Ghost guns with 17 round magazines and a dual shoulder harness as well as 2 combat kukuris. Ok, let's do this, and START!

As I open my eyes I look around and notice I am inside a bedroom of what I can only assume is my house. There's not a great deal of furniture but enough.

"Wait this doesn't look right." None of this is oriental it's medival, what the heck? I make my way to the window and look out at the city all around me. I don't really recognize anything. "Where did that being send me?" That's when out the corner of my eye I see the giant tower of Babel looming over the whole city. I freak out.

"HE SENT ME TO DANMACHI, NOT DXD!"

What am I supposed to do now? I have no way to contact him and it looks like I am stuck here for the time being. Well I do have a house and...wait where's my seed money? I start searching around the house and find a trap door under a rug in my bedroom. I slowly open the door and peak in. To my surprise there is stacks of coins in the hidden spot. If I remember correctly they called these valas. There must be over a billion here, holy crap at least I can live well.

Well let's keep to the plan, need to contact my dragon and start the transformation process. Then I can check out all the familias and pick a good one. Heck I might just join up with Bell, that sounds like fun. Heck who knows this might be more fun than DxD. Well let's find my dragon and get to having some fun.

"Hey Vapor! Vapooooor...VAPOR...open your big blood shot eyes. SLEEPING UGLY!" With that all hell broke loose. I completely forgot that you DO NOT wake sleeping dragons. I swear it chased me for a good hour before finally calming down enough for me to apologize.

"I SHOULD JUST EAT YOU NOW, YOU WORTHLESS HOST!"

"AWWW come on, I said I was sorry."

"AND I SAID SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT! YOU CALLED ME SLEEPING UGLY!"

"Lady Vapor please let me say it again then. I am sorry I woke you from your beauty sleep, but in my defense, you don't need anymore, since you are the most beautiful being I have ever seen."

"DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN SUCK UP TO ME NOW?"

"Uhhh...I Love You?"

I swear I saw a dragon blush. "Y-You C-Can't just tell a woman that so suddenly!"

"I can if I meant it! We are going to be together for a long time milady, and I will treat you with the love and respect that you deserve from this moment forward, I said with a bow."

"THEN I WILL FORGIVE YOU THIS ONE TIME, BUT IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, UNDERSTOOD?"

"Understood, Lady Vapor."

"VAPOR"

"Excuse me?"

"Just call me Vapor, as you said we are partners and will be together for a long time."

"Can I call you Vap-Chan?" I said with a wink.

"You can if you want me to rip off your arms and legs and stuff them down your throat."

"Vapor it is."

She smirked, "you're smarter than you look."

"Sometimes", I replied smiling back at her. I still felt horrible for calling Vapor Sleeping Ugly, but it never occured to me that He might be a She. I was determined to make it up to her ASAP.

"So, Vapor I was wondering if you could do something for me?"

"What is it you need partner?"

"I wanted to know what would it take to turn my human half into a full dragon half. I want to be half dragon and half angel. Maybe my dragon half would give me protection from falling."

She thought for a moment then looked at me replying, "Well I would have to replace all of your internal organs and blood with their dragon counterparts which would be taxing on your body to begin with."

"Then there is the chance it wouldn't give you the protection you were hoping for and would make you weaker to dragon slaying weapons. If you did this tho your power would increase a great deal and you should be a foe to be feared, partner. I have to ask tho, I don't think we are in the universe we were meant to be in, correct?"

"That's correct Vapor, we are a 1 of a kind being here. We blaze our own path and make our own story from here on out. Alright, then let's do this. Vapor please replace all my human organs and blood with dragon parts. I will take the chance it will give me the desired effects and accept the weaknesses."

"As you wish partner, find your bed and lie down this is going to take a couple of days to finish. Just let me know when you are ready and I'll start the process."

I made sure to grab a bite to eat since I would be out for a couple of days at the least. Then found my bed, making sure the house was secure so I wouldn't be murdered in my sleep, and then let Vapor work her magic.