So basicaly I'm Detective Jakkid166 and Im the greatest detective in the world. I'm good at solving cases and I catch the crimimals every time most of the time. I decide one day I feel like doing my job so I went to the police station to do a case. As I pushed up the glasses on my eyes I backflipped into my office through the window cause I forgot my keys to my office in Sonic World where I was earlier to solve another case.

I landed in my chair and a guy open the door to my office and sat down on the floor.

"Detective jakkid166" The guy said "Why are you in my office you idiot?"

"Oh shit is this your office?" I said looking at all the pictures of him on the wall "I cant tell because my office sucks because you wont give me a raise."

"Well I have a case for you, im the chief of police Damon Gant."

"Oh hi Chief of Police Damon dant, did you get back to me on the raise I ask you about?"

"If you can solve this case ill give you a raise, but be ware it's a REALLY hard case and it'll take you a long time to solve it!"

"I can handle long hard things," said me "give me the case."

"OK" said gant and he throw the case at me and it smacked me in the head and it opened and all tha papers fell out onto my desk.

"But," said me grabbing a paper out of my drawer "This says the victim is a pony not a human."

"Yes a pony got killed for some reason I didnt know ponies could die or talk you know?"

"What are you shitting about Gant Ponies aren't real!"

"Yeah they are jakkid havent you ever seen My Little Pony?"

"Thats a cartoon Gant, nothing in cartoons are real, get out of my office this instant!"

"Ok fine just solve the case" said Gant and he backflipped out the door.

"Okay its time to investigate." said me and I jumped out my window and fell five stories into my police car which I drove to the crime scene at 160 car per hour

"Hello Detective jakkid166 the greatest detective in the world how are you today?" said the investigation police crime scene forensics fingerprints detecting guy.

"I agree," I said "But first I have to check out the crime scene."

"Ok its right over there!" said the guy "But beware, there is blood!"

"I aint fraid of no blood." said me and I went to the crime scene "AAAAAAGH"

"What is it?" said the guy

"Theres BLOOD HERE, theres like 15 gallons of it!"

"I thought you said you wasnt afraid of blood"

"No I said im not afraid of NO blood, i am afraid of YES blood"

"Ok hold on." said the guy and he got out a napkin and wiped up all that blood!

"Ok thanks!" said me "Anyway" and I looked at the scene "Wait a minute theres something wrong about this crime scene"

"This dead thing isnt a human, this is a PONY"

"GASP" said the crime scene guy "but how is that posible"

"I don't know" said me and i bented down to look at the body but sudenly there was a SOUND!

"Oh fuck I dont like sounds fuck this i'm leaving" said the guy and he leaved away

"What was that sound?" i asked the pony but it didn't respond for some reason.

Just then a THING happened.

The pony started GLOWING and then a big HOLE happened and then i tripped and fell in!

"oh no" said me as I was falling through blacks

Suddenly I woke up and I was in a bathroom, there was a floor and walls and a door and also bathroom stuff

"Wtf?" said me when I got up on my feets "Why dose that toilet look like it was made for horses, what kind of world is this"

Sudenlly the door opened and a guy was there but it actually wasnt a guy it was a PONY except it wasnt a pony cause it was a guy pony so it was whatever those are called.

"AAAAAAGH!" the pony screamed quietly "SOMEONES IN MY SHIT ROOM"

"Oh fuck" said me and I backflipped out the window and landed in the ground

"Where am I" I said and I looked around but I couldnt see anything because my eyes were closed

So I opened my eyes and looked around and saw I was in a town with houses in it and there was ponies walking around on the ground and also in the air

"Wow this is interesting." I said "Its like earth but its a different planet"

So I went and walked in the town and I was walking and lots of ponies was looking to me like I was weird but im not weird theyre weird so I kept walking and I got to place where there was a house

The house was big and also a tree.

I knockd on the door with my glasses and broke them on accident but then a Pony opened the door with a horn on her head and she was purple and also a unicorn, except not blue

"Hello Detective Jakkid166 the greatest detectiv in the world I called you here to equestria because we need YOUR help!"

"GASP!" i gasped "but why"

"Because we need YOUR help!"

"For what?"

"Solving a case, a pony has DIED?"

"Yea I fuckin know idiot I already saw her in my world."

"Yeah well shes not suposed to be in your world and now shes dead so now you gotta figure out what happen!"

"Or what buster"

"Then you wont get the raise from me" said chief of police damon gant who was also there.

"FUCK" I said "Ok but you better pay me good money for this, detective jakkid166 is a loose cannon"

"Very well" said Twilight "Now I will take you to Princess Celestia so she can explain everything to you."