Hi again!

It's been a while, right? I had this story started on November 2017, but I really couldn't work on it for months. The part of it was from then, when Wheaton got the role of Professor Proton, so now after the new episode about the show on 2018, this can't be canon. Let's say it's another version of how Sheldon takes the airing of the show.

I couldn't help myself to finish my original idea, even if it took me a while. And I will be doing some fanart related, of course! *sin closet* included. Or RG rated as some of you say. LOL

You can find my drawings and fanart on Instagram/tumblr/FB/Twitter as rgbcn. And of course on before anyone, with some exclusive stuff *wink wink*.

As always, I just wanted to play around with these characters. This is a just-for-fun story. #forscience

All mistakes, typos and errors are my fault, remember English is not my first language! And that I'm not a writer! Just want to tell the stories I have in my mind. Thanks Shamyartzzs for correcting my basic grammar, I'm sure I added more typos after that!

Anyway, enjoy it! This will be a 2 parts story. Let me know your thoughts in the reviews!

Sheldon sat in front of the tv, Amy at his side. He was making strange noises and shuffling on the couch all the time.

"And that's how it's done kids! And Remember to tune in with Professor Proton next week for more science! We will see how-" Sheldon switched off the tv abruptly.

"What kind of line is this? Unbelievable!" Sheldon huffed and threw the remote control on the table, the sound made Amy jump from her seat on the couch. She adjusted her glasses.

"It's worse every week, how did they agree to change the original show that much?" Sheldon put all his weight on the back of the couch and crossed his arms. "Professor Proton will raise from his tomb if he sees this….this…. THIS!" Sheldon kept complaining while Amy rolled her eyes for….She lost the count already.

They have been watching the show of the new Professor Proton, starring Wil Wheaton, for the last 4 weeks, and Amy was starting to lose her patience at the first minute of the first episode. All Sheldon had were bad comments for every word, movement or experiment Wil was performing on screen. Patience Fowler!

"I know you disagree with the choice, Sheldon." Amy tried to reassure him with her calm voice "But the audience is growing and the kids are loving it." Everybody is loving the new professor Proton Amy added in her head, but didn't want to say it out loud. She knew how Sheldon would react, probably becoming enraged at her. She didn't want to argue more than necessary. "Maybe if you don't like it you should not watch it." She added with a soft voice, putting her hand on his arm, a feather touch. Sheldon was still pouting and not looking at her, staring at the room, frowning.

"Amy! I need to watch it!" He threw his hands up so Amy had to move her hand away from him. "How can I write all the imperfections in a report if I don't watch it? I'm planning to send it to the tv channel." He looked at her with wide eyes. He couldn't believe nobody was in fact, agreeing with him on this matter. I should be Professor Proton instead of this fake scientist Star Trek hollywood doll.

Amy was studying him with an eyebrow up. A report? To send to the channel? Oh Sheldon…. That was worse than she expected. Could she do anything to stop him from that? Amy checked all possibilities in her head. Suddenly, an idea popped in her mind… maybe she can make him see it in another way? It was worth the try.

"And I will send a copy to Wil Wheaton too, so he can see all the flaws he has. I will point them out to him on my extensive report. He will have to fix this… this fake science show! And quit!" Sheldon was still describing his evil plan to end with Wil's career as Professor Proton. "I'll destroy him" he muttered at the end.

"Sheldon, listen to me." Amy said in a voice that got his attention. He knew when her tone was serious. Even his mind still elaborating his plan, he looked at her and focused on her words.

"Proposal: Instead of writing a report to complain... why don't you write a different version of the episodes?" She tilted her head a little, waiting for his reaction." You know, improving it with your ideas?" She highlighted the word with her voice and corporal language.

He studied her face while his mind kept running.

"Improving… Do you mean..." Sheldon titled his head too "Do you mean…. Writing the episodes again?" He waited for her to elaborate a little more.

"Well, you keep saying all you saw was bad, how will you make it good?" She smiled tentatively at him, to see if her idea was making room in his intricate mind.

He watched her more closely. His mind started to run possibilities about this new idea.

"Sheldon, I know you want to do this report with your best intentions." She really didn't believe that at all. "But this probably will change nothing, the tv show is having the best rankings, kids are happy and learning science with it. Why fight... this?" She pointed the tv with her hand.

"Because he is not Professor Proton!"

"And you are not either and you wanted to be."

"In his honor!"

"Listen Sheldon...I'm suggesting you making your own show. Writing your episodes."

"My own show?" His eyes started to sparkle. After a little pause he added "Like Fun with flags?"

"Exactly!" Amy exclaimed happily. "You love Fun with flags, you can do your own science show too!"

"Mmm" Sheldon hummed, his hand in his chin, in a pensive mode. He started to like the idea. He could do the show correctly, the way it has to be.

"You are the best scientist I know, intelligent, brilliant, educational..." Amy grinned at him "I'm sure you will do a great science show." It was not a lie, she really believed that, but she said it, let's say, emphasizing his magnificent fiancée's qualities a little too much, to make her point. These 4 weeks have been hell since the show started to air. Amy was quite desperate to find a scape to that situation. If Sheldon could focus on creating his own stuff and stop complaining on Wil Wheaton, that would be liberating, not only for her, for him too.

"Oh Amy!" Sheldon threw his hands up and exclaimed "what a good idea!" Amy sighed content to his reaction. "I can rewrite the episodes and make it much better, with the experiments like they need to be, not that fake stuff." Sheldon added.

"Or..." Amy said looking at the board they had behind the couch. The way she paused got his attention again. How she does that? "Why copy that whimsy show, if you can do it different, better, more personal!" She said this last part louder, emphasising her word with gestures of her hands. "Forget Professor Proton, Hello Profesor Cooper!"

That was the last motivation Sheldon needed. "That's right!" Sheldon smiled proud "Professor Cooper." He said looking up, visualizing the idea, with his hand moving in the air. He already had all the plot in his head.

"I like that!" Sheldon exclaimed and stood up. Amy jumped a little startled by his determination, but she smiled. She won his mind, again.

"Oh Amy, you are the best!" he smiled back at her while running all over the main room. "I need to start right now" He picked up his laptop, but also his notebook, a pen and the whiteboard. He set up everything he needed to and in no time, he was typing frantically, already out of the real world.

"I will let you work" Amy stood up happily to make herself a tea and go to read before sleep. Calm finally arrived after the 4 weeks of all-day-complain. Amy was sure even the gang would be happy to stop hearing about Wil's show.

Some days later

"I wrote something, we need to start rehearsing for tomorrow's taping." Sheldon handed some papers to Amy as soon as she opened the apartment's door. She just arrived home and she was putting off her jacket. Rehearse? Taping? What? Amy didn't understand what was going on Sheldon's mind.

"What… what are you talking about Sheldon" She looked at the papers with a furrowed expression. Whatever that was, sure it was not her plan for a Friday's night after a really exhausting week.

"Our science show."

What?

"Our… science show?" she repeated back with a surprised expression on her face.

"Yes, you and me" He signaled with his long finger to both of them "OUR show. And now, chop chop little lady, you need to read the script so we can start the rehearsal. We are already 2 minutes and..." He looked at his watch "37 seconds late". He looked again at her with his eyebrows up, that gaze that meant no discussion and immediately got busy with the stuff he had on the table for the experiments.

"Wait, wait… wait Sheldon!" He finally stopped and turned to her. "You … included me on the show?" Amy didn't know how to feel about the news. She was exhausted, tired and didn't expect anything like this.

"Yes, it was your idea, and as Fun with flags, this will be our show, so..." His tone was calmer than before. He looked at her, but shifted to the floor quickly. Was he a little shy now? Almost blushing. Amy knew that was big for him. He was not a person to share or to include other people on his projects. He needed some years to include her in Fun with flags, at least her name, for God's sake! She looked again at the script and read the title she missed before:

Fun with Science - With Professors Cooper & Fowler - Episode 1.

She almost released a drop of tear reading it. She felt her heart warm and had to put her hand on it. She read it a couple of times more, to be sure she was reading it correctly.

Her voice softened as she looked at him "You want me to be in the show with you? For real?" Oh Sheldon…

Maybe because his brain itched for being late on his schedule, or because he noted that Amy was starting to become emotional, but he quickly shifted the mood and went to business mode again.

"Yes, that's it, we'll do it together. Come on, put your lab coat on so we can finally start." He turned again from her and picked up his own lab coat from the table.

Amy got out of her trance. Lab coat?

"Sheldon, mine it's in my lab, it's Friday night, can we do it without it?"

"What?" Sheldon exclaimed. "No Amy! For the rehearsal we need to be in character."

"What character?"

"The one I wrote for you, of course."

"Nevermind… Can we just read it? I can practise to be in character next week" Amy said, the exhaustion coming again to her.

Sheldon looked better at Amy, she really looked tired. Even him noticed that.

"Mmm ok, we can just read it." He finally agreed. "But we will tape it this weekend, so we need your lab coat anyway." Sheldon was determined on following his schedule. Right, Amy didn't know about it, but that was never a problem before. Sheldon was used to always do his will.

"I'm not going to the university now!" Amy protested "I just got home from there, I'm not driving again!"

"You can go tomorrow." Sheldon dismissed her protest.

Amy couldn't believe what she was hearing. No way!

"No!" She exclaimed and threw herself on the couch with a loud thud. "I have things to do Sheldon, remember? I will go out with Penny tomorrow. I'm not going to the university to pick up my lab coat. Can we just film it next week?"

Seeing the disagreement already in his eyes, she tried to think on a good excuse to make him stop. Yes, she was touched by him wanting to do the show together, but she was still shocked. He could just share the plans with her before, so she could be prepared. Was it so hard? Now she was not willing to just say yes and have to drive to the university during the weekend. Think Fowler think!

Oh!

She smiled naughtily at her thought, the perfect excuse.

"Sheldon… Even if I go to pick my lab coat, It will have to be cleaned, you don't want lab germs at home right?" Sheldon made a disgusting face when she mentioned the germs. "And If I remember correctly, the cleaning shop I normally go for this doesn't open on weekends…. So..."

Ugh, Germs! Sheldon didn't thought about it.

"Forget about your work lab coat." He grabbed his mobile from his pocket and started browsing "It will be better if you have a lab coat only for the show. I don't use mine at work, so I can use it here."

She stood from the couch, with curiosity on what he was doing.

"So are you looking for a lab coat online?" She asked trying to peek at his phone.

"Yes, we can have it delivered by…" He checked the delivering times. "Tomorrow afternoon, perfect!"

"Ok, we can order one if you want, my size is-"

"Ordered. Don't worry Amy, I know your sizes" He wiggled his eyebrows leaving Amy with wide eyes standing in the middle of the living room.

Next day Amy was all day with Penny. They had a lot of fun together, it was long time not going out with her bestie for a shopping and gossiping day. She was tired though. Sheldon had her rehearsing the show over and over again until it was late, when she knew the script and the experiments and all the episode by heart.

After she waved goodbye to her bestie in the hallway, Amy opened the apartment's door, her thoughts still floating on how fun she had, but also on how she didn't like her body when she put all the clothes Penny made her try in the shop. She felt that all of them made her look bigger and fatter, while Penny looked perfect in each model she tried on. She mentally noted not to eat ice cream after lunch again. This was a recurrent thought everytime she went out shopping with her friend.

Inside the apartment, she sighed and closed the door. All her thoughts forgotten as, not even 10 seconds later, Sheldon appeared from the bedroom.

"Amy, perfect timing, your lab coat just arrived. Here." He handed her a little plastic package with something white in it. "Open it and put it on, I'm preparing all the things to tape the show." He said with excitement.

Amy opened the wrapping and put the coat out of the plastic protection.

Uh? What is this?

She frozed. Some seconds passed before Amy said anything. She was studying it more closely and testing the texture in her fingers, it was not what she expected. She hesitated.

"Sheldon... I think there's a mistake."

"Why?" Sheldon walked closer to where Amy was. He looked at what she was holding. She held the piece of clothing for him. He studied it for some seconds and huffed.

"Wrong size." He just looked at the coat, never touching it. "This lab coat will not fit in you." Sheldon declared, sure of himself.

"I can see that!" Amy said angrily. The piece was small, and the worse of all, extremely short. Of course this will not fit on her. The ice cream she ate today now hammering her thoughts and lowering her self esteem a little more.

"Mmm, correction. It will only fit if you are naked and even then, the two upper buttons will not close." He signaled with one hand the buttons of the coat at his affirmation while grabbing his phone with the other. He started browsing it ignoring Amy's red face and wide eyes.

WHAT?

She opened her mouth slightly, she wanted to say something, but she couldn't. She shook her head. Did she hear it correctly? Why does he seem so sure about that?

"Sheldon!" She finally could speak "The size, of course is wrong, but also it's…. too short, are you sure you ordered a real lab coat, you know…? To work in a lab?"

"Uh?" Sheldon looked distracted at her. "What do you mean. I ordered a lab coat, and I'm sure I ordered an M size. I'm checking it."

"I think…. this seems more something Penny will buy." Amy added blushing again.

"Penny?" Is she nuts? He looked at Amy surprised. "Why on the earth and all the galaxies will Penny buy a lab coat?" He laughed at the idea, and kept browsing the online shop on his phone. "Look, I ordered an M, I was sure of it. Maybe they send it wrong, did you check the-"

"No! Sheldon! Look!" She showed the coat to him again. "It's a fake lab coat!"

"Fake lab coat? Do you mean to cosplay?" He tried to imagine why Penny will like to go to a comicon. Maybe as Molly and Leonard as Sherlock. Ugh, Leonard will be a really poor Sherlock. Sheldon tried to get out the thought of his friends as Amy was showing him more closely the coat again.

"No Sheldon! Not to cosplay! Or… well yes, but as a sexy outfit." Still didn't get it genius?

Sheldon seemed to process the information "Sexy?" He asked confused.

"To have sex with it Sheldon!" She said and immediately blushed.

"Oh. OH!" Sheldon exclaimed, finally realising what Amy meant.

"Well..." He hesitated. He was blushing now. "Dont worry, Amy, we… we will return it, or I will order another one." He seemed nervous. "I mean not like this!" He quickly corrected himself "Your correct size, you know, I ordered so fast and…" He started browsing his mobile again so he could avoid Amy's gaze. "I will return it, and I will start a complaint form for not labeling the products correctly on the website. How can they not warn about that!" He tried to look angry, but he was still flustered.

Amy sighed "Maybe we can give it to Penny." I'm sure Leonard will appreciate it. And it will fit on her for sure.

"NO!" Sheldon exclaimed loudly "I mean...no." He said more calmly. "I don't want them to ask us weird questions."

Well, that was true, Amy thought Sheldon had a point here. She also didn't want to explain why they had a sexy lab coat with them.

"Yeah, never mind Sheldon, just return it." She started to fold it and placed it again inside the original wrapping plastic.

"Oh!" Sheldon said suddenly. "The show! We can't tape it without the lab coat." He paused and looked at Amy. "Do you want to drive to the university?" He asked in awe.

Amy gazed angrily at him. And put a hand on her hip, defiantly, with lab coat package under her other armpit.

"I'm not going to the university Sheldon, I'm going to shower after a long day out, and we can tape it another day." She said firmly "And remember… Germs!" She shout the last word gesturing her hands like a ghost scaring kids on a terror tunnel.

Sheldon jumped slightly putting his hands like a shield. He didn't say anything, he just nodded. The thought of germs always made him weak.

And with that, Amy turned and went to the bedroom, to take that quick shower and finally relax.

Well, that wasn't what Sheldon expected when he ordered that lab coat, right? *evil laughs*

What do you think will happen next? *wink wink* the fic is M-rated, but... not yet! Don't worry, I

will post soon the second part. I will try to draw something related by then!

Hope you are enjoying! Give me a like and a review if you are enjoying it! That is a motivation to keep going! I love to read your reviews.

Again, sorry for my english!

Thanks for all the love, Regina.