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Synopsis: At the top.
Dragon King of Escalation
I woke up with a throbbing headache, as if I drowned myself in alcohol.
The right side of my body feels heavy too.
Strange.
Usually, my entire body would feel sluggish and heavy during the days I woke up bad.
My left hand fumbled around the drawer beside my bed.
Fun fact: Hyoudou Issei also has minor Astigmatism in this world but he only uses his glasses at home.
I know that Issei has no ocular problems whatsoever in canon. I'm looking at you, Great Red.
Anyways, my left hand finally found my glasses. As I put it on, the weight on my right shifted.
"Oh my, I didn't know you wear glasses, Hyoudou-kun." I inclined my head towards the direction of the voice and found myself staring at short black hair and violet eyes.
Okay. That's not what I am expecting.
Breathe... In... Out... In... Oh, Sona uses the same brand of shampoo as Mom?
Back to breathing... In... Out... Haaa...
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SONA?!
"And I didn't expect waking up beside a beautiful woman, Sitri-kaichou." I said.
And I'm not even lying. Sona is probably the most beautiful girl of the series for me. Intelligent, cunning, hardworking, average figure, kinda S and a little M, Short Haired, and most importantly, glasses.
And most importantly, she spent time and effort for everything she has. She planned and gathered her peerage, they didn't just drop in front of her. She spends lots of time and effort on strategies, not overly reliant on brute force.
Too bad she became too overspecialized. As it is, her peerage is basically useless without enough data.
"But as much as I appreciate the female figure, why?" I ask her.
"Why what exactly, Hyoudou-kun?" She replies as she stands up, baring everything to my eyes.
Of course I seared the memory of her majestic body into my mind.
"Why are you, the esteemed President, as bare as the day you were born, here in the room of a well known pervert?" I said as I stood up, proudly showing off my Yamato Cannon.
She raised an eyebrow and smiled.
"It seems that you are not what you show to be." She said with a small laugh at the end.
"That doesn't really answer my question." I said as I move to wear my clothes.
"Hmmm~ Is my body really not that appealing to you, Hyoudou-kun?" She said as she placed her hands on her hips, showing off her hairless body.
"Believe me, it's taking all of my willpower stopping myself from ravishing you like a wolf in heat." I reply.
"Ara~ But what if I wanted to be ravaged by a big bad wolf? Isn't that reason enough to be in the room of one?" She shot back with a smirk.
"The amount of bovine fecal matter in that sentence is overflowing." I said with a deadpan as I face her, now fully clothed.
And she is still naked...
Oh my! Could it be?
"Kaichou is a pervert?"
My cool Kaichou cannot be this perverted!
She giggles, jiggling her modest breast.
"Everyone has a hidden side to them, Hyoudou-kun. You showed me yours, I'll show you mine." My God- Ouch!- Phrasing!
Shit my willpower is waning! Stay still my junior!
Noticing my discomfort, Sona giggles and snapped her fingers.
In a flash of light, she became fully clothed in Kuoh School Uniform.
"I want to learn that trick." I said, looking dead serious.
"You will, Hyoudou-kun," Sona said. "But I'm curious that you are not surprised."
"I'm perfectly sure I got disemboweled by a stripper crow yesterday," I replied. "That might've took all the fucks I could give this week."
"Oh my~ If you want answers, then come to the student council room this lunch." With those words, a sigil bloomed under her.
A flash of light and she's no longer there.
"It seems... that canon is off the rails." I mumbled to no one. "Wait, forget the rails, the train is gone."
"Ise! Breakfast is ready!" Mom shouted from outside the room.
Rootdammit! My monologue atmosphere is broken!
"Coming mom!"
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Dragon King of Loliconning
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Somewhere in the Dimension Gap
"You need something?"
"I, curious. Champion?"
"Oh him? He's my answer to you and your band of little misfits. My offer still stands."
"Annoying. I, reject. Silence will be mine."
"You can try, but you'll never find it here."