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Synopsis: Power Corrupts, Absolute Power corrupts absolutely. When a young man is dropped into a word of breast powered dragon, panty powered dragon, battle hungry hip obsessed dragon, siscon devils, perverted crows, and overly sexualized under-aged girls, can he still retain his sanity? With the ever growing power at his side, read how the Lolicon Dragon King rise!

Dragon King of Escalation

Some says that the sun's morning rays are the most refreshing thing in the morning. It gives us vitamins that our body needs. It invigorates us and gives us energy.

Meerkats are one of the species that loves the morning sun. Whenever they exit their burrow in the morning, they are always groggy and sometimes falling down due to drowsiness. However, with just a few minutes of exposure to the morning sun, they are wide awake like a man on coffee.

The old people also say that the morning sun is the best. Even the exercising aunties on the park say that it is the best. But not for me. For me, the morning sun is nothing but nuisance. It is an accursed floating ball of gases.

Why? Because it's a constant reminder that I have to get up and go to school.

Do I want the sun to disappear? No... I want it to remain as is... You might be wondering why I hate the sun but want it to remain, right? Well, the answer is simple: The plants grow due to the sun. Animals eat the plants. I eat the animals. Basic deduction, you can easily find out how...

Eh? You still don't get it? Okay, I'll explain it a bit more...

The Plants or Producers store energy through photosynthesis by using the minerals and water it gathers from the ground and using the sunlight to start a chemical reaction that transforms these resources into basic elements that it stores in its body. Then, the Animals or the Primary Consumers eat these plants and the energy stored in these plants is transferred to the animals. Then we, the Humans consume these animals and the leftover energy is passed on to us.

So if there is no sun, the plants cannot grow. If the plants cannot grow, the animals will have nothing to eat and die. When the animals die, I'll have nothing to eat and die. In short: Sun = food...

Simple right?

Dragon King of Escalation

My daily routine is fairly simple. I wake up and make my bed. Go into the shower to do my daily hygienic needs, dress up and then go to the kitchen to eat breakfast. After I've eaten my fill, I brush my teeth and then laze around until it's time for me to go to school.

And then I survive the entire day, go back home and then the real fun beings. I sit in my throne (computer seat) and open the gate towards the r*ot of A*a*ha (boot up the PC and go to the internet). I then scour the endless fields of knowledge for worlds to travel to (lurk in the web and look for any good games and/or novel series) until I go back to my slumber.

That is what it's supposed to happen. But regrettably, it will not.. Why? Because I died. Yup, you heard it right Ladies and Gentlemen (and potatoes). I died today while I'm on my way to school.

Oh Right! I've already told you what I do every day but you still don't know me right? Well, it's still not too late for introductions... Now without further ado!

My name is [Redacted]. What? You think I'll divulge personal info here? Nope! No sir... nu uh... nope... nada... anyways, back to topic... I'm 17 years old, and currently on Eleventh Grade in [Redacted].

Anyways, my previous appearance is not relevant to this story...

The road to my school was nothing special, just your generic neighborhood. Arriving at an intersection, a familiar voice greeted me.

"Hey! Did you wait long?"

Introducing the School's Student Council President [insert generic name here] with [insert generic Asian characteristics here]. And also my girlfriend... Yup! My girlfriend is the Student Council President...

Ha! Take that you stupid dense protagonists!

"Nah, just got here..."

Da*n, no matter how many times I say it, it still sounds so cool!

So we walked together towards our school, chatting about random things from who dated who to unraveling the secrets of the universe. As we stopped by an intersection, I noticed this cute little girl chasing after her balloon in the middle of the road with a speeding truck not so far in the distance that doesn't seem to notice the little girl.

So being the good citizen I am that believes in the notion that the children are the hope of the country, I used my hands to signal the truck to stop.

What?

You expect me to jump in from of that truck to save that little girl that I barely knew? Well, excuse me for having common sense and a sense of value for my own live. I like living, thank you very much!

A few moments later, we were back on our way to school.

On our way to school, we passed by a construction site. Now you might be thinking that ' hey! This is the part where he dies!' but sorry to burst your bubble but nothing happened. The real deal happened after that...

Now my death isn't all that clichéd or special. It's as simple as that: I died. No crash, no poof, no hocus pokus or any other shenanigans. I am just walking with my Girlfriend and then I died. You don't believe me? Well I don't either.

I mean, people just don't die like that you know? Slipping on something and hitting my head in concrete then die, that I can accept. Heck, a good old falling pot to the head or being run over by a car would've been acceptable... But just dropping dead like that in the middle of a conversation? Now that's just unfair!

I still have lots of anime, games, manga and novels to finish! Oh, and I still have a date this weekend!

GOD! I WANT A REFUND!

The last thing I saw was the weeping face of my girlfriend...

Dragon King of Loliconning

When I came to all I saw was white...

Looking around me, all I saw was a vast expanse of pure white. I tried to lift my body upright, only then I realized I was floating. My mind was racing a hundred thoughts per minute, thinking how, why and what is this place.

Then it suddenly hit me like a speeding bullet train. I was dead...

Not dead as in 'dead inside' or 'forever alone' kind of dead but more like Game Over kind of dead...

"So if I'm dead, then where the heck am I?"

I know that this is neither heaven nor hell. Purgatory maybe? Or am I in Limbo? Huh, it's kinda ironic that I ended up is some kind of Limbo after reading Dante Alighieri's Inferno...

And then suddenly I'm standing on solid ground. What? Didn't I just say I was floating? Yes I was floating. I was floating but now I'm standing on the ground. Confusing isn't it?

Imagine this, you are floating when suddenly you feel your feet touch the ground and gravity took over.

Done? Then that's what happened.

A bright light suddenly shines directly in front of me. I looked at the ground and used my hands to shield my eyes from the sheer intensity (don't go to the white light!).

When the light subsided, I slowly opened my eyes and I immediately noticed the change in the empty space.

Instead of an ever encompassing field of nothing, what greeted me was white.

White walls, white ceiling, and white floor. Heck, even the furniture that suddenly appeared was white!

Then I suddenly noticed I was sitting on a chair with a white table in front of me.

What?! How in the name of ORT's tentacles?! I was clearly standing just now! So, why am I sitting now?!

'Okay, take a deep breath,' I mentally told myself. 'Just... just ignore the madness, it'll go away. Hopefully.'

Just let go.

Inhale. Hold. Exhale. Repeat.

Okay, I'm calm now.

I leaned on the white table in front of me. Running a hand through its surface, it felt quite coarse. Probably made from a wood of some kind.

Finally, I set my eyes on; who I can clearly tell was the cause of all this madness, the white silhouette seated on the opposite side of the table. It has no features, just like a white shadow. Somehow, I'm reminded of Truth from F*ll Me*al Al*hemist.

I stared at it unblinking. Silence reigned on the room for a few minutes until I finally opened my mouth.

"So let me guess, ROB?" I asked.

"Yes" It replied.

Its voice was difficult to explain. It's as if the amalgamation of various voices, both male and female, young and old, gentle and rough, etc.

I pursed my lips.

I've read enough Self-Insert fics to know how this song and dance is gonna go.

Either this one is a benevolent ROB that will actually give me a boon before sending me to a universe it or I chose.

Or a BROB that just wants to gloat at me before flinging me to a random grimderp universe for its amusement.

Oh, and the chance of me returning is pretty much nil.

"So, lay it on me," I told it.

"Hmmm... You are not like the others," It said. "Usually, they would panic and start screaming. So why didn't you?"

I leaned forward, crossing my fingers in front of my face.

"A valuable lesson I've learned from this short life of mine, is that to give no f*cks and just go with the flow."

"Really?" It asked as it leaned towards me. "You are not gonna bitch and moan about how unfair it is for me to just take you from your rather blessed life?"

"Meh," I leaned back and shrugged. "Would that change anything? It already happened, so nothing I can do about that. Sure, I'm furious about you suddenly taking me away like that, but what can I do to a being such as yourself? I like living, and whining at you is probably a sure way to commit suicide via foot in mouth."

At my reply, a line opened on its face, revealing rows of pointy teeth that would fell right at home with the other Outer Gods, mimicking a mockery of a smile.

"Hahahahahahahaha! Interesting! Absolutely Interesting! It looks like this was a correct choice after all!"

While the being was laughing its ass off, I remained silent as I reflected the emotions I'm feeling right now. Sure I'm initially confused and furious that of all the people, why was it me? Then, I think back to my, now former, life. I had lived a fairly good, albeit short life.

A few moments later and the being stopped its mad laughter.

"You already know how this will go, right?"

I nodded at its question. The large grin marring its face became much larger. I mean, the previous one looked normal, but the current one actually took half of its entire face!

"Very well. But before we move on, let me introduce myself." It said as it stood up and gave a small bow. "I am Great Red."

My eyebrow rose at that. I only know of one Great Red. And the being in front of me is clearly no dragon.

As if reading my mind, the creature went back to its seat and continued.

"Ah, even though I am the Dragon of Dreams, breaking through the barriers between realities takes a massive amount of energy, thus I can only take this form. Moving on," It swiped its hand on the air in front of it, and then a hologram of Earth appeared at the center of the table. "You'll be going to my world, the DxD world. Its history is the same as the one where you came from; however, most of the myths and legends are actually real in that world."

I nodded my head at its explanation. It's good that I won't have to waste time going to a library when I'm dropped there.

"Although Ophis and her small band of misfits don't pose a smidgen of threat against me, as a Dragon I have my pride to respond to her challenge. However, me going personally is quite overkill so I chose you to become my champion and eliminate Khaos Brigade. As for why I didn't choose from my world, bringing in foreign elements would make things more interesting."

I remained silent as I slowly digest the information that was dumped on me. A few minutes later and I opened my mouth.

"So let me get this straight, your pride as a Dragon won't let Ophis' challenge go unanswered and you chose me to make it more interesting?" I asked it. "So, why me? What can an ordinary guy like me do in a world of ridiculously overpowered perverts? I mean, why not choose someone with actual power?"

"Hahahaha!" Great Red answered my question with laugher. A few seconds later and a cube of some sort appeared on its outstretched hand.

"Worry not," It said. "I won't send you there without an incentive. This here is something I encountered during my time when I was looking for someone suitable. You could say it's a Shard of power from a Dragon warlord. I can say that you're extremely familiar with this."

The way it emphasized the words Shard and Dragon warlord seemed suspicious. I looked at the object in its hand and thought about anything that is related to Shard and Dragon.

First are dragons. Great Red saying I'm familiar with it probably means that I know the series from where it comes from. I mentally listed all the anime, manga, and novels that I know with dragons in it.

K*bayashi's Ma*d Dra*on is out. So too is D*agon Cr*sis and the T*pe-Mo*n Universe. Chinese Wuxia and Xianxia novels are also out. Hmmm… The only ones with dragons and power that I can think of is F*iry Ta*l however, the object in Great Red's arm doesn't look like a lacrima. It being from the DxD universe is also plausible. From an Isekai novel? Nope.

Hmm… Let's try shards of power then. The only thing with Shards that come to my mind is Worm Serial.

Wait. Worm, Dragon… LUNG?!

"A-are you telling me that," I said as I pointed at the object at Great Red's hand. "Is Lung's shard?"

"Ah, took you long enough. To answer your question, it's both yes and no. Yes because I took this Shard from the Control of the Warrior Entity. No because I modified it to make it fit in to my world."

The cube shot suddenly shot out towards my chest. In my surprise, I leaned back too far that I knocked down my chair.

"Ow!" I said as I slowly stood up.

Looking at my torso, there doesn't seem to be any signs that a cube as large as a palm just entered my chest.

"Now go forth and entertain me Hyoudou Issei!" Great Red said as a large portal suddenly opened beneath me.

"Wait-" My question was left unsaid as I fell through the hole between reality.

Dragon King of Loliconning

In a vast space of ever-changing Kaleidoscope of colors, a large red western dragon opened its eyes. Its golden reptilian eyes narrowed as it sensed a familiar presence appear within its domain.

With a flap of its large wings, the dragon shot forth, moving at great speeds and it performs barrel rolls and motorcycle stunts.

The Dragon of Dreams was getting bored. Whenever the Ouroboros Dragon was not around, it would spend its time looking through the vast multiverse. However, whenever its counterpart appears, the True Dragon proceeds to irritate it by doing stunts and flips while screaming "Wheee~" the entire time.

Needless to say that the Infinite Dragon God was pissed to the point of raising an entire army just to kick it out of the Dimension Gap.

Now however, the boredom of DxD was about to be broken. Just one soul, one of darkness covered in light.

What Great Red didn't say to him was that his soul was an oddity among anything the Dragon has seen. A contradiction, an abomination. He shouldn't have existed.

When Great Red looked at his history, the seventeen year old boy was way past his time. He was supposed to die at birth, yet he survived. He was supposed to live in misery, yet he managed to live leisurely. He had no dreams, no ambitions. He was just living life because it was necessary to live according to human standards. The way his mind works is so alien that if the Dragon of Dreams didn't see his full history, he would have thought that he was an alien in this reality cluster.

The Dragon of Dreams saw him as a raw diamond that needed polishing to become 'his' successor. With the conflicts in his home reality, there is a great chance of him honing his nature. Well, being entertained is just a good side effect.

If he failed to show his true nature, then Great Red would just send him to another reality. The Dragon God of Dreams and Illusions was powerful and patient. He can endure waiting for eternity as it grooms him to take up 'his' mantle.

For Eons it has waited. It can wait for Eons more.