Tales of the Loud
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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..Responses..
76: But lincoln is so much fun to mess with! Don't worry- IF -I continue thoise stories, thing's will get better for him.
rmarcano321: It will!...hopefully
SuperSonicBros123: Thank you valued reviewer, ever review you leave vindicates my story method. So again, thank you for that.
DreadedCandiru2: What?
Dread55: Hmmm...interesting, although I can only do such requests through paid bribes on P,a,t,r,e,o,n now, sorry.
Guest: (laughs) Good point!
Mr. Eeyous: Why thank you!
Guest: See that's the problem, we live in a broken world. People SHOULDN'T be judged like that, but they still are. It's a sad fact of life I'm afraid...
nuuo: Interesting...
Guest: ...I thought I did that?
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Lisa was excited! After a month of preparation, today would be the day her sociological experiment commences! Quickly she makes sure to add a dosage of super testosterone steroids to mothers auto-coffe maker.
Then she sneaks into her still slumbering brothers room. As per usual he is wearing nothing but underwear, quickly she removes them and drops a special chemical on his 'twigs and berries'.
..well, it was more like pine needle and sesame seeds now to be honest. Poor Lincoln, his scholong and nuts used to be bigger...but the chemical had shrunk it down considerably, not to mention killed off any potential 'hair' down there. But that was a small price to pay for SCIENCE!
She quickly deactivates his alarm, get's ride of his underware and all his other scraps of clothes...
Lincoln slept soundly...completely oblivious to how badly his day was going to go...
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It was a cautious group of louds(minus a still sleeping Lincoln) that came to breakfast. They ate their food as fast as possible and got ready for school as fast as possible, they ran into van-zilla like their life depended on it...which it did...
"Where's Lincoln?! Is he nuts? If he dosen't get down here soon-
BANG!
The loud sisters(minus a fascinated Lisa) watched in fright as the latest bane of their existence...MOM-ZILLA smashed down the door and stomped her way to the car...until she noticed someone was missing...
"WHERE'S LINCOLN!?" She screamed enraged.
The sisters gulped with dread...Lisa took notes...
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One moment Lincoln was dreaming of dancing sugarplum Ace comics...the next he was thrown from his bed with his mother screaming at him-
"LINCOLN LOUD!? NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE YOUR SISTERS LATE BUT YOUR NOT EVEN DRESSED YET!? THAT DOSE IT MISTER!"
Lincoln cried out in pain as he was grabbed and forcibly spanked for several minutes...
Rita Loud, too furious for words orders him to get dressed...a sobbing Lincoln dose as he's told...only to find all his clothes missing!
Enraged Rita spanks him again. Her mind clouded with testosterone's she comes to 'reaction' Lisa was hoping for-
"WELL LINCOLN, IF YOU LIKE BEING NAKED SO MUCH- FINE! GO TO SCHOOL NAKED FOR ALL I CARE!"
She grabs a mortified Lincoln and drags him begging and pleading all the way to the car-
The sisters were flusterd and unnerved when their naked brother was forced into the car. Even more so as their mother ignored his pleas of mercy and drove him naked to the school.
They tried to plea to help him, but an angry threat to have them go naked too silenced them...
They whispered to Lincoln 'good luck' and that they'd try to think of a way to help him...
Meanwhile, Lisa happily ticks off 'socially/chemically manipulate parental unit to humiliate brother unit'...
Without ceremony, Lincoln is thrown naked in front of the school. Rita threatens to ground him if he skips school before driving off.
"What do I do now?" He groans out loud...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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