This is a Youjo Senki Fan Fiction Only

Well for the next few days I honestly think my words fell in deft ears, because we kept trying to make this as Tanya called colossal turd do as it was supposed to, we end up using it for the grand total of seven minutes and we have to turn it off before the thing burst into flames and turned both of us into ashes.

Every time the good doctor was, of course, concerned about our safety, who am I kidding? He was too busy screaming that it was our fault for being such a pair of colossal failure, I think there were even a few mentions about how we should be executed for our failure to do our duty or for disobeying his orders.

If we had followed his instructions to the letter, you could pick what was left of us with a teaspoon. I told him each time to go over my proposed solutions to the existing observational orb, and this could help him think how to improve on his design, but of course, his own ego would not let him.

Some of the research staff even told me that he screams about how dare I tell him what he should do since he was doing this sort of research before I was in diapers. The old argument he is wiser than me because he has been doing this longer than me. I wanted to personally tell him to please go see a medic, maybe they can help him get his own skull out of his ass.

I know I usually don't swear, but this mother fucking moron is even pushing my patience to a fucking point that I want to shoot him just to see if his head is not full of shit. I am not even fucking kidding, I honestly think that this stupid bastard has a skull full of shit. I can't even go to a shooting gallery to work off this anger.

"Karl I know you want to march in and just break his neck, but we can't do that, that would be treason, and we can't die simply because you want to murder him before he gets the chance to do the same to us."

As we walked into the mess hall and she was holding my hand I swear I saw someone I was not expecting to see at this particular secret lab and testing grounds, Victoriya was actually eating some food when we both walked into the mess hall. She honestly looked like she was eating while being in a sense royally pissed off about something.

She was wearing the uniform of a staff member, and this made both of us wonder what the bloody hell was Victoriya at such an infamous laboratory? We sat down in front of where she was seated and I swear I heard something that made me worry for a second. "So the woman who is trying to steal my man finally shows up."

"I have to say Tanya you gave me this wonderful act pretending you didn't have any feelings for Karl, but the second you are alone with him, you behave like the fucking slut you are and get him to fuck your brains out when I was not even near him."

Tanya was sure not expecting to hear this from her, neither was I for that matter, "Look, you have it the wrong way, I always had feelings for this oblivious moron, I just could not express it because people think of us as siblings. So when we got here and I heard there was a very good chance for both of us to die, I said to hell with it, if I am going to die testing some piece of shit gear, I might as well be able to tell him how I feel. Live a little before we both fucking die!"

She finally stood from her seat and pointed her finger at him, "Don't give me that bullshit, you were not that good at hiding it when you asked me to help you prepare him a meal that one time, you took advantage of the situation, how confused he was, and by Aphrodite, you knew I was in love with him."

"The only reason you even got him to screw you was that you showed him a moment fragility, a moment of femininity from your usual tomboyish attitude. I prayed to God, I prayed to everyone I could till I prayed on Aphrodite to reunite me with my true love. That is when my application to be an assistant to this base finally was approved."

"What do I see after I ate my first meal here, my true love holding hand with the bitch that is trying to steal my man from me. And you Karl you look like you are wondering why I am like this, what woman wouldn't be pissed to see this, after all the rumors I heard about you and this bitch?"

"I know there is kindness in you, Karl,, I seen it, when you burn through all of you anger and all of your hate, the hate you keep hidden when you put on that mask, I can see the real you, the one that knows pain, the one that has been hurt, the one that is compassionate even with those that least expect it, like me."

"I was scared shitless in the Rhine combat zone, I started drinking to get over it, but what did you tell me? That the stuff was poison, you carried me to my tent on your back, and I felt like a little girl again being given a piggyback ride, you placed me on my bed made sure I was covered that I was not going to get sick, and told me, a cute girl like you shouldn't drink that poison, it will kill you."

"The concern, the worry, the way you spent time to make sure I was alright, made me love you, but she was always near, and I was too embarrassed to say it out loud, while she was near I could never tell you, how much I love you, but that is the thing when is she ever away from you?"

She punched Tanya as she was walking near her, "This bitch was always near you, how could I fucking tell you when I had no chance to. So I prayed for someone to let me tell you, for us to be reunited, and what is it that I hear the second I get to this place? You and this bitch screwing like a pair of animals in heat."

She finally stopped trying to punch Tanya and simply began to sob, "You are wrong about Karl, he never burns through his anger, his hate, as you said, he only is angry and feels such hate because he is kind, he hates seeing the people around him suffer needlessly, he is angry that it doesn't seem to ever end, and he has been the love of my life longer than you will ever know."

"As for me sleeping with your man, you finally got the guts to tell him how you feel, as for me taking your man, hate to break it to you, but this guy has more stamina than a pack of racehorses, me taking him from you? You know I don't mind actually sharing. In fact, I told him he could have a harem, so get over this and you can be in it, no reason why I would say no when there is so much he has to share."

Just as she finished saying that they both hugged and began to laugh so hard it was almost shocking for me to see, one minute they behave like they are ready to rip each other's hearts out, the second they are laughing and holding each other like they are each others friend. "Can I please have some eggs, some bacon, two slices of toast and a mug of orange juice?"

I looked at the cook who was behind the counter, "You know we got none of that fancy stuff here, you get your girts, your glass of water, and your piece of K-brot, like everyone else, well anyone except the chief engineer. Don't worry, I am thinking the same thing, been married for longer than you were alive, but I am thinking the same thing as you, I will never understand women."

I took the food and went to the table and began eating breakfast, I need to eat something to get ready, today is the big day, apparently, the staff told me that the doctor had a breakthrough, I asked the guy if they somehow managed to pry his head out of his own ass? This made several men around me start laughing and the guy who told me the news said I wish.

Now I am eating this stuff and reminded of what I ate out in the war-zone of the Rhine, "So I get to eat this today as a farewell and a reminder of what I should expect all my breakfasts to be from now on. Well might as well follow the old advice, SUAEI, Shut up and eat it. I finished my breakfast but who would come right in the mess hall, but the crazy scientist himself, the source of all our bruises and anger.

"Well I see you at least have the foresight of eating a healthy meal, good Karl, you will need it, today you and that beast of a girlfriend of yours will test my crowning achievement, the operational orb that has cost me blood, sweat, and tears, I even designed one special for you and one regular for that she-devil."

I took a drink of water and looked at him, "And it is not even my birthday, thanks Doc. Did my proposed ideas help at all?" He began to laugh like an absolute maniac and began to walk out of the mess hall but not without muttering oh they did, and boy did they ever.

I am not happy to hear him say that, sounded more like sarcasm than anything, and the way the staff gave us new armor to use with the test orbs was not making me feel any better, usually you wouldn't need to do this major of a change to a soldier's uniform, the observational orb was always carried by us as a pendant, so physical armor was always on the light side.

These new things they told us to wear were closer to armor rather than being part of our usual military uniforms. The feeling of it was closer to chain mail if not Kevlar. The parts of the flight unit were smaller almost like they were built into our boots, almost like they replaced the sole of our boots with magic emitters.

As we were about to take off Tanya came close and gave me a brief kiss on the lips, I guess for good luck and if I didn't know any better to make a certain person who was watching the test angry, those two say they have no problems with sharing, but the way they act made me feel like they are contradiction themselves with their actions.

As we took off into the air, he told us to go as high as possible, we could not disobey so we decided to do just that as we reached the highest altitude that we ever reached, I began to feel the operational orb begin to shake this was not good, the orb was getting overloaded because we pushed it too hard and too fast.

I looked at my operational orb and that is when it hit me, the orb was strapped inside of my armor and I could not touch it to turn it off or take my armor off to throw it if I attempted to do that I would never survive a fall from this height. "I had a vision, a way to improve my own invention, in a vision God told me, to have faith in his works, and to tell you that we should all trust in God's mercy, pray for a miracle and it shall come, it is the only way for us all to survive, through our faith in our God."

I don't need to see Tanya's face to know that she is furious, "Doctor you are a man of science, if anyone is supposedly an atheist it should be you. Pray to some absentee father figure you must be overworked, so much so that your mind is clouded by such nonsense."

She kept trying to take off her armor and throw her operational orb before it blows up and incinerates all of us. "You should trust in God Tanya, as I have, you shall see the mercy of the Lord, pray and you shall see a miracle, pray and you shall survive even worse thing than what you face now."

Without wasting a second she looked at the sky and took a deep breath, "I rather die than pray to that miserable fake, you hear me Being X, I will not give you the satisfaction, I rather die a thousand times than to pray to you!"

The sound coming from the orb was becoming louder and clearer, the orb was getting ready to overload, and that is also when it hit me, for the first time in my entire life in two lives, in fact, I found someone who truly loves me and wishes for my happiness even before her own.

I found someone I would happily be with for the rest of eternity, but because of this crappy operational orb, a scientist turned cult member, and this ridiculous situation I was about to lose someone this precious to me. "God! Heavenly Father, Whatever you wish to be called, you will cause me to lose someone I love over this, over the fact that you wish to force us to pray to you."

"How can I pray to some worthless, pathetic coward like you. You can't motivate us through actions, you have to force us! You miserable spineless worm, stop hiding, if you are going to take my beloved Tanya from me, come and face me like a man! All-powerful my ass, you are nothing more than a fucking cowardly chicken!"

That is when a voice was heard unlike the one that I usually associate with Being X, this voice sounded like a proud, and confident adult man. "Honestly Karl my son, I know that you are upset that I could not speak with you for such a long time but there is no need for such language."

"You know another God of another pantheon actually receives your message, I haven't heard from you or your sister in years, I honestly thought that you two were doing so well that it was the reason why you didn't call me. What is with that look? Come on son, you can always talk to me? What is the matter?"

I can't believe Being X is acting like this is the first time we met, and acting like he has nothing to do with our current situation. "Alright Dad, I can play along, first off you kiss us and force us to reincarnate in this place, then you tell us if we don't die of old age we are through, and then you have done everything in your power to force us to worship you after you did all this to us."

"Never mind that thanks to you we never got adopted and we are forced into this situation, and even when we are close to dying you still want to force us to pray to you!"

I honestly didn't hear a sound after I was done explaining everything, then out of nowhere lightning struck the operational orbs and they began to shine like they were made from the sun, golden light came from them. This is not something I would expect from Being X, maybe this person is a different person altogether. I need to ask.

"You repaired these things that were about to explode, that is not like you Being X, who are you? Somehow I get the feeling that you are not the usual Being X I have the displeasure of hearing."

That is when we were teleported into the city that I was dreaming about, in front of a throne room and one older muscular man wearing a toga, and a crown, seated on a throne came towards me and Tanya and hugged us with tears in his eyes.

"You do not need to worry my children, I have repaired those items that nearly caused you harm, you wish to see me, here I stand, I am your father, many people call me many different names, but my name is Zeus, and you both are my beloved children."

Zeus, the God of Justice, the one that wields and can throw a lightning bolt, that Zeus, "What when you say children, you mean as in a heavenly father figure that we are supposed to worship because our species was created by you right?" I guess Tanya had the same question that I did.

"No, Tanya, Karl, when I say you are my children I mean I am your father, you two are children of my blood and I mean exactly as I said you two are my beloved children. Now let me see your memories so that we can resolve this situation." He put his hand on my head and another on Tanya, for some reason him touching my head made me want to smile for some reason.

As soon as some time has passed he opened his eyes, "I see, I understand what is going on here. Hera how dare you to do this to my children again, it was not bad enough that you did this to my son Heracles, but now Tanya and Karl. Show yourself this instant and you better have an explanation for this atrocious acts, come now, or so help me I will force you to appear."

Two people one wearing a toga a man with deep red hair and a woman with long black hair wearing a crown and a rather revealing robe appeared. "There is no need to shout husband, if they are here I say our plan was ruined, you have no reason to be angry, but I have plenty of reasons why to cause them pain as you caused me misery by shamelessly cheating on me."

"I never actually caused them any harm, I may threaten them to get back at you, but their lives were not in any danger. I just caused them to come back to our dimension as they should have been long ago. You spend more time thinking of them than on me or Aries."

He walked over to her and handed her what looked to be the operational orb, "No harm you say, wife, then explain why this thing was set to burn them both to ashes. Explain the fact that you tried to force them into worshiping you, and that you told them if they do not die from old age they would seize to exist when you know demigods do not die without being reincarnated when killed."

I think the red-haired man is Aries, and the black-haired woman wearing the revealing robe is none other than Hera considering that Zeus called her wife, Aries looked at me with utter look of hatred in his eyes, "You want an explanation for that, then that is what you shall get dad, she didn't do any of that. At most she caused them to be reborn in our dimension like they are supposed to."

"I am the one that told them if they don't die of old age, the two of them are done, I am the one that told them to pray for me, knowing they would do it even less so then you would never know what happened to them, and you better believe I wanted these two dead, you pay attention to them more than you do to any of your other children."

"I put her in a situation to be worked to death, and she only ended up thriving, I put this bastard in a position where he gets to go on the most dangerous work possible, combat that would kill almost anyone, and not only does he do well, you praise him for it. I hate this bastard even more than I hate her, this glory hugging, spotlight-stealing, attention keeping bastard."

"Hell, even Hades his own uncle sings praises about how efficient of a killer he is. My uncle has never even said hello to me but sings praises to this bastard, he is in a place where this blasted thing has killed enough people to make a hill, but even here the stupid bastard will simply not die!"

He walked over to me and I think his hair is on fire, "What do I have to do to get rid of you, why do you keep surviving? Why don't you die already!" Temperamental brat, that is what came to my mind as I heard him yell like that. "Sorry brother, I don't do requests."