Good day, friends! This story was something I thought of to replace my failed story. This one will last much longer considering it won't be nearly as serious. Anyway, I made Percy much more like me in real life, except he'll still exhibit some traits that make him Percy. Also, he'll start as 14. I'made him 2 years older then in canon, but I won't be changing it because this story will be a bit sexual. No sex, of course. But Percy will be talking shit about it a LOT. Anyways, do enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: Percy Jackson and any other character I use for this story belongs to Rick Riordan. The plot of this story is the only thing original.

"…What the FUCK am I looking at?", Percy mumbled to himself in disbelief as he watched Ms. Dodds transform into…something.

Her leather clothes and human features melted away like candlewax, replaced with ash-grey skin and gnarled limbs. Her back hunched over, and bat-like wings sprouted from her back in a rather grotesque fashion. Red started to bleed into her eyes, and drool slowly seeped through her now razor-sharp fangs. A malicious grin stretched out her face as she looked at Percy.

Percy just watched this with wide eyes, confusion and disgust being the most easily observable emotions on his face. Then all of the sudden, he smiled triumphantly.

"HA! I was right!", he cheered. He looked at the now bewildered demon with smug eyes. "I knew you were fucked up on the inside. It's high time you showed your true colors.", he continued nonchalantly, as if he wasn't trapped in a secluded part of the history museum with a seething demon.

"Enough games, son of Poseidon!", she snarled angrily. She readied her dagger-like claws for a deadly attack. "Return Lord Hades' Helm of Darkness to me, and I'll make sure you'll live after I introduce you to pain beyond your wildest dreams!", she threatened. She was more than ready to go through with her promise.

Now, Percy was confused.

"Bitch, I have no idea what you're talking about.", he said blankly. "And Helm of Darkness? Really? Can you be anymore cliché than that? What else will you ask for, the 'Phallus of Immense Girth'?", he mocked as he crossed his arms.

Ms. Dodds was practically frothing at this point. "You dare lie and insult me at the same time- ".

"Bitch, look.", Percy interrupted, further driving the demon into incoherent rage. "If I was the one who stole your 'Helm of Darkness', then I'm confident you'll probably never know it was missing.", he reasoned. He was quickly growing bored of this encounter.

Ms. Dodds, on the other hand, was well beyond absolutely livid.

"RAAAAAAAGH!", she roared in fury. She spread her wings and attempted to dive towards Percy.

Percy just snapped his fingers, and Ms. Dodds fell in a rather ungraceful heap just a few meters away from him.

"What the- ", she stammered, perplexed and embarrassed. She looked back and immediately realized the problem. Her wings were…gone.

She looked back at Percy, who was dusting off his blue hoodie. "You did this, didn't you?!", she accused.

Percy stared hard at her, emerald eyes looking at her as if she were the most stupid thing in the entirety of the universe.

"No, no, no! It wasn't me", he said in an over-the-top and exaggerated manner. "It was the other guy! His name was Shit Sherlock. First name NO.", he continued, sarcasm overflowing from his words.

Ms. Dodds just looked at Percy silently for a good 30 seconds, before she screamed in absolute anger. She stood up and summoned a hellish blaze, which contorted into a wicked looking blade that radiated an agonizing heat. Its heat was so great, the marble floor stared melting.

"I'm going to enjoy torturing that insolence out of you, mortal!", she promised sadistically, her eyes glinting with insanity and malice. "It'll be pleasurable watching you scream and beg. Your pain will be so excruciating, the only sound that'll be heard throughout the Underworld will be your voice screaming out my name. Alecto!", she cackled madly.

Percy actually looked unsettled for a moment. "Woman, I did not need to know what you fingered yourself off to.", he said, more than a little disturbed with Alecto.

Alecto hissed angrily and charged at Percy. She swung her heat blade with enough force to topple a castle. Her heat blade flickered, as if eager to burn human flesh.

Percy just raised his index finger, and the blade was stopped right in its tracks. The ground beneath their feat crumbled under the force of Alecto's strike. A furious gale swept across the area.

Alecto was dumbfounded. Her face displayed nothing but pure shock for a good minute, before she jumped back to gain some distance. At this point, a twinge of fear started to seep into her face.

"H-H- How?!", she stuttered. That blow was strong enough to behead an infant Dragon, and this 14- year old intercepted it with his index finger?! Impossible!

Percy just sighed in exasperation. "Look, Alecto. I didn't steal shit. So, why don't you go back to your master and tell him to calm the fuck down and watch some Hentai or something?", Percy bargained.

Alecto was well beyond reason, however. So, she just raised her blade and willed its fire to burn even more, making it's heat roughly equivalent to 1/100th of the Sun's core temperature. The only reason the area around them hadn't completely melted yet was because she reinforced it with her magic before she even attacked.

Seeing Alecto prepare for yet another attack, Percy ran a hand across his hair. 'Who would've thought that making a bird shit on that bitch Nancy would lead to this turn of events? Ms. Dodds being an actual demon? Huh, I always knew she was sketchy af.', he thought to himself. He then narrowed his eyes, the laidback look abruptly replaced with a terrifying seriousness. 'Well, time to fuck shit up, I guess.'

Just as Alecto was about to pounce on Percy, he was right in front of her. Before she could even process this, Percy touched her in the forehead.

With a face that promised an abrupt end, he intoned, "Omae wa moe shindeiru!"

The whole room was enveloped in a tense silence. Alecto didn't dare to move, her face a curious mix of confusion and absolute terror. She was only able to say one thing.

"Nani?", and just like that, she exploded. Gold dust was blown across the room like powder from a bag of flour. A small amount of it Percy was unfortunate enough to inhale.

"UH, fucking bitch!", Percy coughed out as he patted his pants and hoodie free of dust. Some of it even stuck to his hair, which just infuriated him further.

The pitter-patter of footsteps alerted him of someone quickly approaching. He looked over his shoulder and saw his friend Grover approaching.

"Hey, man! What's up?", Percy greeted playfully. He turned over and gave him a mischievous smile.

Grover's face, on the other hand, was that of pure awe. He undoubtedly saw the entire exchange.

"Dude, you just bodied a Fury.", Grover whispered in veneration. Percy just hummed in agreement.

Silence permeated the room once more, before Percy decided to ask.

"…Grover?"

"Yeah?"

"…The fuck's a Fury?"

As previously stated, this story will last much longer than the previous one. Also, please tell me how you feel in the reviews section. I'll be glad to hear what you have to say.