Hewwo? *gets shot on contact* finally

Anyway...hey guys! Here's an update :') don't know where this steam boat is goin, but full speed ahead. Also I noticed a few spelling/word errors looking at old chapters and I die.

This chapter was sorta half written a bit ago? But it was so short;;; so it's taken me a while;; aND ITS STILL FUCKIN SHORT,ahhhhhhhhhhhhh bakugo is a bitch to write

Anyway, please take note in advance the consistent and constant f-bomb usage, just, in terms of bakugo... it feels natural...also uHHHHH blatant use of profanity to the nth degree.

Also plays Young Spool - WTF (TikTok) prod. ESKY 00:07-00:16 in the bg

Bakugo for his part in all the utter nonsense his class was partaking in, was contemplating what he did for fate to lead him down such a path...

Well, that wasn't true. He knew exactly how he got to this point, what he was really wondering was how the hell everyone else got to this point.

What the fuck.

What the fuck?

Why was he being asked about above all, anyone else, fucking, Deku? Not to mention the ridiculous notion that All Might could be his father? What the fuck? WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?! HELLO!?

Bakugo took a deep breath in and counted down releasing it. He had a lot of reasons to be angry, and especially ones (in his head at least) to be mad at Deku, however, to be mad over something so asinine? What the hell?

To be fair, he was in a slight state of shock at lunch at the sheer stupidity that some of his classmates had reached, and yet he wasn't surprised, simply disappointed. Unlike a certain yellow-haired dunce however, he could multitask on existential existence and class notes.

Baukgo had questions. Not any he actually wanted answers to; most were rhetorical in nature than literal, and yet he still had them.

The most frustrating part, was that from an outsider perspective, the theory in question kind of made sense.

Even to Bakugo, and he knew the full story for the most part!

The two were absolute shit at hiding their relationship, and even knowing he was more mentor than father figure (at least,...on the surface level) he had also seen All Might's deflated form bumbling around near and around the Midoriya residence too often to count or take comfort in.

Whether either of the two knew they acted like a father, son, duo, was again, another story entirely.

And the shit that was crazy, was, the fact, now Bakugo was reconsidering his own knowledge of the situation. He knew there was a Mr. Midoriya at some point right? But he can't ever seem to recall actually having met him in his childhood memories, nor any pictures of the man. Still, Mamadoriya could have easily hidden them away if the piece of shit still hadn't shown back up. Unless again, of course, the mysterious father was All Might...

God, fuck, goddammit, this piece of shit theory was starting to get to him now, what the fuck?

But fuck, off! Of fucking course, Deku of all people would get legendary fucking All Might as his new dad. Even if it were mere speculation amongst the general populace of students, what the fuck.

It could explain why he so willingly gave his quirk to the shitty nerd, the two had never shared the exact reasoning behind such. Not that he cared! It didn't even matter at this point anyway, the bastard had the quirk now and with All Might out of commission, there were no takesy backsies.

Which was a whole other level of fucked up, that he did NOT want to get into today...

He was getting a headache, this was ridiculous, right? Was he losing his mind already? Was being around the shared collective of dumbasses, making him lose IQ points from simple association?

F U C K.

Sighing angrily, could you sigh angrily? In the case of Bakugo: yes.

He stormed out of his dorm room and to the current and constant source of his irritation. Deku...

But before that, he had a bone to pick with whoever recently used the communal bathrooms on the boy's side of the dormitory.

Popping his head into the common room, he spotted Dunce head, Shitty Hair, and Tape for brains.

Pounding the wall, starting the three stooges he shouted, "Why does SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER THEY TOOK A SHIT!?"

Denki cowered, a muttered, "Wasn't me.."

"WELL, IT WAS FUCKIN ONE OF YA'S! DISGUSTING!"

And stormed right back out where he came from.

Beside him on the couch, Sero muttered out a, "...Dude..."

He found the nerd in the gym, because of course, he did. Slamming open the door for the effect, and effectively startling Deku into dropping his dumbbell that fell short of his foot. 'Good' he thought mutinously, 'for making me even think about you and this stupid ass theory'.

"DEKU! Answer the question, is All Might your biological father or not?!"

Midoriya squinted at him, before sighing, shoulders sagging, "You've been talking to Todoroki-kun haven't you Kaachan...?"

"ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION NERD!"

Midoriya's only response was to sigh, before losing the ability to think completely as Bakugo grabbed the front of his shirt and began shaking him repeatedly as he yelled at him, for whatever reason.

Midoriya was just able to perceive the fact that Bakugo seemed to be contemplating life at the moment...and taking it out on him...of course...of course... and then because, his luck was just that great, all rational thought left him as he was shook about, his thoughts breaking into pieces.

If he were of the right mind of cohesiveness, Midoriya would have sighed all over again.

After Bakugo seemingly got it all of his system, he deflated into a squat on the mat, cradling his face, bemoaning fate and what led him here.

It took a few more moments for Midoriya to reorient himself, and he tentatively reached out to pat Bakugo on the back in a comforting manner, and was assured that Bakugo was out of it enough not to immediately bite his hand off.

Not a moment too long after, Shoji walked in the door and nearly walked right back out upon seeing the two, but paused as he took in Bakugo's countenance, and hearing the clear defeated tones of him blaming pikachu? For something? What?

Catching Midoriya's eye as he looked up, he mouthed, "Y'all good...?"

Midoriya smiled in a manner that clearly said all that needed to be said as he shrugged and Shoji nodded, quietly making his way back out the room.

The two's relationship was volatile on a good day, and whatever brought about, that, he didn't want to touch with a ten-foot pole, maybe he'd hit the gym another day...

...To be continued...

everyone bakugo: watch your profanity

Shoji walking in: :^)?

and then immediately walking right back out...

on another note:

idk when the next update is coming,uhhh;;; this'll have to do for now, sorry folks,also uhhhh y'all should prbly read this on ao3, because ffn likes to screw over my use of exclamations and question marks, plus i can post actual gifs to explain what i mean,,,

but,,anyway! hope you enjoyed and please review!