Happy New Year everyone! Finally got to put up another chapter in just two months (rather than six) and hopefully I have time to release more chapters to you all!

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Ch. 10: I Meet The Piglet's Dad?!

=Hallway= "Not your normal hallway."

As we race down the wide and gold-adorned hallway, my head is filled with ways to 'teach' Hoggmeiser his lesson. Darker thoughts come and go, and negotiations was not an option. Eventually, I concluded to just beating him up. Yeah. That should do it.

"…Chalk!"

I snapped out of my thoughts and looked around me. The quiet figures of Hydrant, Dollar, and Flonne stare back at me.

"What's wrong, dood?" I asked.

"Um… You still aren't mad about Hoggmeiser right, dood?" Hydrant answered with his question.

"No way, dood. Why would I be mad about him?" I lied.

Flonne spoke up, "I don't know why you won't tell us the truth Chalk. All of us knew that you were angrier than everyone else was back in the room."

We all stopped in the middle of the hallway.

Annoyed, I raised my voice slightly, "Of course I was angry at Hoggmeiser, dood! No child should have to experience the pain that Porkmeister went through! It's wrong!"

"And you think that fighting him is a good idea?"

I snapped my eyes in shock towards at the Angel Trainee's calm blue orbs. Could she also read my mind like Lady Etna?!

Hydrant yelled, "Are you crazy Chalk?! You DO remember who we are fighting against, dood?"

"Yeah, dood. Even if you are doing this because of Porkmeister, fighting his dad is a ridiculous idea." Dollar agreed with the red-eyed Prinny.

Ignoring the two Prinnies, I looked at Flonne. "So why are you bringing this up, dood? Are you going to stop me?"

"No. Your heart is in the right place, but your mind is not." Flonne started back sternly.

I sighed and started to turn around. She is the last person I want to get a lecture from about keeping a rational mindset!

Flonne quickly grabbed my flipper and turned me around. I begrudgingly looked back at her.

"I don't want to fight him. Even if he was a terrible father to Porkmeister, I still believe that there is good inside of him. So please, let me talk to him first."

"And then what, dood? Have him stop his ambition and give away his money to the needy? I know enough demons to know that he would never do that, dood." I ranted.

"If he can't see that his actions are hurting the love between him and his family, then the four of us will use force."

I silently nodded. Even though I really wanted to teach Hoggmeiser a lesson, Flonne was right. Fighting against him is akin to suicide and it would be the best for everyone if we can resolve this problem peacefully.

"Heh. And here I thought you were tired of fighting, dood." Dollar chuckled.

"S-shut-up, dood! Fighting for your friends is a different story!" I stuttered.

"He's joking. He's joking, dood. No need to be so defensive." Hydrant snickered, leaning his flipper onto me. "But hey! Good to know that you will always have our back, dood!"

"Right back at ya, dood." I chuckled.

"Okay Love and Justice Squad! Let's roll out! Nin!" Flonne shouted, already back to her sneaking antics.

""We are not calling ourselves that, dood!""

=Hoggmeiser's Quarters= "Money, money, money, money..."

As soon as we entered Hoggmeiser's room, our eyes are invaded by the sight of treasure. Nearly every inch of the Greedy Demon's room is covered with piles of rare treasures, golden weapons, treasure chests, and sacks full of Hel.

Oh geez, Dollar is drooling all over the floor…

"Over there, dood!" I pointed towards what seems to be a larger, bulkier, and uglier Porkmeister eagerly counting his Hel.

"Hmm *snort*? Who's there?!$" A booming and gruff voice echoed from the hulking boar demon.

Hoggmeiser turned to face us, 'gracing' us with his full appearance. Like Porkmeister, he wears a crown on top of his head and a long, red cape flows behind his back. The boar lord's teeth and tusks are visible and the same tiny bat wings spread close from his neck.

His expression shifted from confusion to anger as he bellowed, "Intruders inside my paradise?!$ How did you get past my guards *snort*?!".

"Let's just say we got a 'little' help, dood!" Hydrant joked.

The whole room remained quiet.

"Ah… Tough crowd, dood."

Flonne stepped forward towards the overgrown pig lord. The rest of us flinched slightly but she waved us off.

Hoggmieser huffed annoyedly, "Hm? $ An Angel$? What does your wretched kind want with us? $ *snort*"

Flonne calmly spoke, "Please stop what you are doing Hoggmeiser. I beg of you. Your ambition is not worth hurting those around you, much less your family."

"What$?! *snort* I did expect some lame speech against my campaign to become the Overlord, but family matters are none of your business! $"

I jumped in, "Well, they are to us, dood!"

"Chalk!" ""Chalk, dood!""

I continued, "Earlier, we met your son and he told us his story about why he was here and how you treated him and his mother badly, dood. How could you do that to your own family?! Are you not ashamed of what you have done?!"

"Shut up, you weirdly-colored Prinny$! I am the one who gives orders around here$. In fact, I order you all to die$! *snort*"

"Not if we take you down first, dood."

"Hm hm hm$. HA HA HA HA$!" Hoggmeiser snorting chuckles erupt into booming laughter. "Like that will ever happen weird Prinny *snort*$! Why? Because you and your friends are too weak~$. Allow me to show you$."

Hoggemeiser lowered his head and began to charge at a break neck speed. All of us narrowly avoided the raging boar demon's attack as he crashed violently into a wall. The floor shook wildly, and the roof begins to break apart.

While Hydrant falls to the floor, Flonne, Dollar, and I struggle to stay up while avoiding some of the fallen rubble.

"What power, dood!" Cried Hydrant in amazement.

No kidding. Crazy demon left a giant hole in the middle of the wall. Or what is left of it.

"Dood! I'm sorry Flonne! He wasn't getting it and I- "

"It's okay Chalk! You kept your promise and now I will keep mine! Let's fight together!"

"Alright, dood!"

"No time to gawk guys! Here he comes, dood!" Dollar barked, holding a dagger and bomb in each flipper.

Flonne and I took out each of our weapons. Hydrant just barely taking out his machete before Hoggmeiser is charging straight at us for a second time!

""Prinny Bombs away, dood!""

Dollar and I repeatedly threw our bombs at the charging boar demon, hoping for the best. No effect.

"Run away!" Flonne yelled as we all attempted to dodge the charge the second time.

"Not this time *snort*$!"

Hoggmeiser changed his direction at the last second to land a devastating blow on me. He continued to run me down into another wall, the attack forced me to choke out in pain.

"Chalk! No!" Flonne cried before Dollar blocked her from moving towards me.

"Miss Flonne, Chalk didn't blow up, dood! He will be fine!" The green-eyed Prinny shouted.

"What should we do, dood?!" Hydrant panicked, struggling to think of how to stop the monstrosity that is Hoggmeiser.

"If only Super Dragger X is here, then we could have taken him on!"

"I have a feeling that your dragon might make things worse, dood…" Dollar responded back at the Angel Trainee, but he wouldn't deny the help that their group needs.

"Are you insects done talking yet?$ Because I am just getting started *snort*."

The three 'insects' froze in their place as the boar demon lord steps away from me and towards the three intruders locked on his sights, his hands gripping onto a large axe. Hoggmeiser's menacing smirk striking deep into Flonne, Dollar, and Hydrant's souls.

I grunted before picking myself up. Looks like the Hero's Scarf saved me. Wincing at my wounds and bruises, I clenched both of my machetes.

"Okaaay, dood. That is not good." Hydrant squeaked as he faced his buckler towards the scary boar.

"We still have a chance, dood. At this distance, he won't catch us by surp-"

"Earthshaker$."

Before we could realize what happened next, Hoggmeiser switched places with Flonne, his axe swinging towards an interrupted Dollar.

"Shield Toss, dood!"

Hydrant threw his buckler as hard as he could at Hoggmeiser's head. Miraculously, Hydrant's attack forced Greedy Demon's body to tilt slightly, barely missing Dollar's body.

"Thanks, dood! Prinny Bomb!"

Dollar quickly threw another bomb at Hoggmeiser's face, briefly stunning him. The two Prinnies leapt away from the thrashing boar demon.

"Argh$! Pesky insects *snort*!"

"Holy Arrows!"

"Huh$?! Aaaah!"

Divine feathers struck against Hoggmeiser's back, causing the Greedy Demon to quickly block the remaining holy projectiles with his axe.

From the other side the room, Flonne was unleashing her attack, wave after wave of shining feathers seem to spit out from her spell. Sweat was already visible from her forehead.

Now's my chance! I sneaked around Hoggmeiser towards his back, ready to attack.

The Greedy Demon laughed, "Looks like you are running out of SP, sneaky angel$!"

"Yeah, but she will last long enough for me to do this, dood!"

"You again$?!"

Behind the hulking boar demon, I stood with my machetes ready.

"Prinny Barrage, dood!"

I slashed against Hoggmeiser's back multiple times, causing the Greedy Demon to roar in pain. He was starting to sluggishly block Flonne's attack now. I rolled out of the way as the holy feathers pierce all over Hoggmeiser's body. The boar demon's screams now getting louder.

Eventually, Flonne stopped her attack. The Angel Trainee is on her last legs. If that attack did not stop that demon, we were royally screwed.

We all looked attentively at the fallen boar demon. After a moment of nothing, we sighed in relief and exhaustion. We won. We took down a Demon Lord.

"We did it, dood!" I cried as loud as I could.

"Miss Flonne! Are you okay, dood?!" Hydrant ran over to the Angel Trainee.

"I am fine now." Flonne huffed.

"That last attack was most impressive, dood." Dollar complimented.

"T-thank You!"

Before I could utter a word, a crumble from the Greedy Demon alerted us once more.

Hoggmeiser uttered a phrase and to our surprise and horror the boar demon vanished to replace Hydrant.

We snapped our heads to see the Greedy Demon holding his axe against Flonne's neck.

Hoggmeiser panted, "You pathetic fools$. Should have killed me when you had the chance…"

Dollar, Hydrant, and I quickly charged at the treacherous boar demon, hoping to stop him in time. Flonne stared at our desperate expressions before giving us one last smile. Her peaceful face made us scream.

""Nooo, dood!""

Hydrant, Dollar, and my last words became silent. Everything became silent and time seemed to slow down.

My thoughts still raced, trying to figure out a way out of this mess.

There has to be a way to save Flonne!

But how can I save her?!

Throw the Hero's Scarf at her? Her head would be chopped off by then.

Throw my machete or bombs at Hoggmeiser? That's too dangerous!

Argh! I can't fail again! Come on brain!

"Use your power Chalk." A voice echoed loudly in my head.

My power? Who said that?!

Unlike the monotonous disembodied voice that I was familiar with, this one is familiar and a lot more pleasant to hear… wait! Flonne's going to die! Get a hold of yourself, me!

I suddenly felt that overwhelming energy and strong winds coursing around me just like the time I fought Flonne's dragon. Without thinking, I slashed my machetes against the air in front of me, each slice releasing concentrated blades of wind speeding towards the now-surprised Hoggmeiser.

"*snort?!* What are those$?!"

"Wind Cutter, dood!" I shouted out my new attack.

Realizing my attack was too fast, Hoggmeiser threw Flonne aside and blocked both flying wind blades with his axe. The force made the Greedy Demon grunt until he deflected my attack, which travelled to a nearby wall.

With a resounding slice, my attack flew past the wall, cutting the wall in half before dissipating.

I dropped to my knees in exhaustion, panting heavily after using that attack. Really feeling like throwing up right now.

"Chalk!" ""Chalk, dood!""

Flonne, Dollar, and Hydrant quickly rushed to me. Hydrant was carrying Flonne this time.

"Are you okay, dood?" Dollar asked in concern.

"Y-yeah, dood. I will be fine." I sighed, finally catching my breath.

I glance over at an exhausted Flonne. Her hair is a mess and her bow are threatening to slip off. The Angel Trainee's clothes are ripped and torn in some places but was otherwise fine.

I looked over at Dollar and Hydrant. Dollar was worn out and dirty but was otherwise okay. Hydrant was the same except he was missing his buckler.

I am definitely worse for wear as well. My body is screaming not because of physical exertion or my wounds, but something else. I sat down.

"Hah. You guys are right, dood. Fighting him was a really stupid idea." I panted.

"Could've been a whole lot worse, dood." Dollar responded.

"Yeah, dood. But, did you see what Chalk did back there?! Something about 'Wind Cutter'? That was so cool, dood!" Hydrant hyped.

"Thanks, dood. But I feel tired for some reason…"

"Well, I hope we didn't hurt him too badly. We still need Hoggmeiser to change back to who he was before." Flonne grimaced.

"Are you talking about me$? ...*snort*"

The four of us quickly went into our battle stances to meet the weakened Greed Demon.

Hoggmeiser was also in bad shape. His cape is completely ripped apart from Flonne's attack and his body is littered with deep cuts. Both of his arms were shaking from the Wind Cutters' impact and his axe is threatening to break apart. Amazingly, his crown remained untouched from this entire ordeal.

He grunted before shouting, "Then it is time to put an end to you pests once and for all$!"

As Hoggmeiser's war cry resounded all over the room, the four of us prepared for the worse.

Only for Lord Laharl to whack Hoggmeiser behind the head.

"Ow$?!"

Almost falling onto the floor, Hoggmeiser caught himself before turning around at the young Demon Prince. He is absolutely livid.

"Now who the hell are you$?!"

Annoyed at the rude demon's behavior towards him, Laharl yelled back, "Laharl! The heir to the throne! King Krichevskoy's son!"

"What$?! So, it was you who sent these no-lives to steal my treasure!"

"That's right! You got a problem with that?!" Lord Laharl answered. "And for your information, those treasures originally belonged to my old man, which in turn, belongs to me!"

"Yeah, and some of those actually belong to me too." Lady Etna pointed out.

"Well, you cannot have them$! They belong to me!"

Lord Laharl chuckled, and then cackled.

"Ha ha ha ha! Seeing how my vassals have already done a number on you, taking you down won't be too hard! I will take back what's mine along with the rest of your fortune too!"

"WHY YOU$-URF!"

Lord Laharl elbowed deep into Hoggmeiser's stomach before anyone words could be spoken. Hoggmeiser's clenched his hands onto his now-hurt stomach and kneed onto the marble floor.

"LAHARL! NO!" Flonne shouted as we Prinnies tried to hold her back. Are you TRYING to get yourself killed today?!

"Better." Lord Laharl spoke as he stomped his foot onto Hoggmeiser's shoulder causing a squeal from the boar demon. The Demon Prince grasped his broadsword with both hands and lifted it above his head.

"Any last words Hoggmeiser? Before I end your pathetic life?"

Hoggmeiser lifted his head towards Lord Laharl. I froze. The Greedy Demon's eyes lost its' greed and malice, but was replaced with grief, sorrow, and loss.

Flonne arrived at the conclusion before I did and broke herself from us.

"Laharl! Waaait!"

She charged right onto the surprised Demon Prince, knocking the both of them onto the floor in the most comedic fashion.

"Ooooh… I never knew she was so aggressive. Lucky you prince~." Lady Etna mockingly cooed.

Hydrant gawked while Dollar and I facepalmed.

Lord Laharl awoke to find Flonne laying on top of his chest in a daze. His face reddening from the physical contact.

"W-w-what in the Netherworld?! Get off of me!" Lord Laharl shouted, trying to shove the angel trainee away with little success. The Angel Trainee's bear hugs are no joke.

"Not until you promise me not to hurt him!" Flonne retorted. "OW! That hurt!"

Lord Laharl smacked her head, forcing her to let go of the Demon Prince.

"Well that's what you get for pushing me down like that!"

"Ooooh~."

"Shut-up Etna!"

I sighed in resignation. Lord Laharl's group is a special one all right…

"HAHAHA *snort* YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID *snort*!"

The rest of us looked over at the laughing Greedy Demon. The boar demon wasn't fighting back or picking up his weapon, heck, he is still sitting on the floor.

"Hey! What's so funny?! Got a death wish?!"

"Laharl! Please stop!"

Lord Laharl is now held back by both Flonne and surprisingly Lady Etna. The Demon Prince struggled until he finally calmed down.

"Are you good now Prince?"

"Yes."

"I can't hear you~."

"I SAID YES. NOW LET ME GO."

"Done."

Lady Etna and Flonne unhanded a heaving Lord Laharl. He quickly composed himself before facing the boar demon, not aiming for the boar demon's head this time.

Flonne chose to speak up this time, "Hoggmeiser. Can you please tell us why you want to become the next Overlord?"

Hoggmeiser smirked, "I want to become the Overlord because of the money obviously$- *snort*"

Lord Laharl started, "Why you-"

"-is what I would've said before our fight." Hoggmeiser finished. Flonne's eyes slightly lit up with hope while Lord Laharl grunted in annoyance.

Hoggmeiser continued, "But now, after losing and seeing you fools together like that… reminded me of my own wife and kid *snort*."

The boar demon started to well up with tears and started to yell, "I just wanted us to live a better life! Is it too hard to ask?! Every time I come back home, something is either missing or stolen! I wanted Porkmeister to go to that famous demon academy instead of being home schooled! It felt like everything I did amounted to nothing!"

Hoggmeiser paused and spoke again, "So I realized that if the Netherworld is such a horrible place, then I will change it with my own two hands. For my family's sake. But of course, I forgot about them too. All because of some stupid Hel *snort*."

"But you didn't forget!"

The Greedy demon and the rest of us turned towards Flonne. Her determined face silenced the boar demon and the rest of us.

Flonne relaxed and softly asked Hoggmeiser, "You bought this huge palace because you wanted Porkmeister and your wife to live here right? Even if you ended up taking Porkmeister away from her, did you not feel terrible doing it?"

Hoggmeiser nodded. The Angel Trainee smiled brightly and walked up to the huge Greedy Demon. Her tiny hand rests on his shoulder.

"Then there is still a chance for you to be forgiven. So please, stop trying to become someone you are not and return back to your wife with Porkmeister."

Hoggmeiser shook his head and cried, "But how can you be so sure that she, no, they will forgive me?! I took everything away from them!"

Flonne shook her head this time. "If your wife and child truly love you, then they will forgive and forget… is that not right Porkmeister?"

"*snort*?!"

Following Flonne's gaze, we spotted a smaller Hoggmeiser peaking from the hallway our group used to get here.

The Greedy Demon started in shock, "P-Porkmeister?! Son! You were there the whole time *snort*?!"

"Y-yes daddy."

Porkmeister ran over to Hoggmeiser and tackled the older boar demon into a tight hug. Hoggmeiser stuttered, "S-son! I am so sorry for taking you away from mommy! I am sorry for everything that I did to you both! Will you forgive me?!"

"Y-yes! Let's go see mommy again!"

As the two boar demons are in a sobbing mess, Hydrant, Dollar, and I are crying tears of joy. Such a moving sight!

"Feh. Is this going to happen to EVERY enemy we face? This is grossing me out." Lord Laharl cringed.

Hey. You should've seen what she had done to Porkmeister. Like father like son.

"Well, we don't call her 'the Love Freak' for nothing Prince." Lady Etna pointed out.

"Yeah! The Love and Justice Squad strikes again!" Flonne cheered.

Lord Laharl groaned deeply and hollered, "HOGGMEISER!".

"Y-yes *snort*?!"

Hoggmeiser and even Porkmeister bowed before Lord Laharl, surprising us and even the Prince himself.

The Demon Prince started, "After seeing 'that', I have just lost the mood to kill you."

"W-what Prince?!" Lady Etna stuttered in surprise. Just what is her deal?

Ignoring Lady Etna's words, Lord Laharl continued, "Do what you want from now on. Just don't ever get in my way to becoming the next Overlord again! You got that?!"

It was our turn to be shocked. OUR Lord Laharl is sparing a demon?! This has got to be a dream!

Dollar slapped Hydrant in the face, causing the red-eyed Prinny to roll back and forth on the floor.

"Ow, dood! What was that for?!"

Not a dream then.

"Sorry, dood."

As Dollar is picking Hydrant up from the floor, the rest of the Prinnies finally arrived into the room. They were all dirty and out of breath. Each penguin carried his or her own load of valuables.

"Lord Laharl! We have taken all of the stuff, dood!" A Prinny croaked loudly.

"Good! When we get back to the castle, you all will hand over all of your valuables to me and Etna and we will give you all two Hel each for your troubles!"

The rest of the Prinnies gawked in shock at Lord Laharl's announcement. THERE is the Lord Laharl we know and fear.

"Move out Prinny Squad! We are going home!" Lady Etna yelled before taking out a whip. She began to chase the scared Prinnies, forcing them to run back out of the room.

"This is torture, dood!" "I want to get resurrected already, dood!" "Spare us, dood!"

As the Demon Vassel and the Prinnies ran off in a cloud of dust, Hydrant looked at us excitedly.

"Two Hel?! Imagine the stuff I can buy with that kind of money, dood!"

"Like what, dood?" Dollar asked.

"… Absolutely nothing, dood."

"Stop crying, dood. Just save it for your resurrection quota."

"Okaaay, dood…"

As Dollar, Hydrant, and I are about to leave Hoggmeiser's room, we spotted the large boar demon with Porkmeister. Both of them were happily chatting with Flonne before they finally waved goodbye and headed towards Porkmeister's room.

When Flonne came back to us, I asked, "So Flonne, what are those two going to do now, dood?"

"They are going to pack up and leave Dinero Palace for good Chalk. Both of them are going back to their old home to see Porkmeister's mother."

"Sounds neat, dood!" Hydrant commented.

Seeing that the rest of the invasion group is leaving, Dollar reminded us, "We need to get a move on or we will be left behind, dood."

"Sounds good to me! I am starting to get hungry! Chalk, do you have any more Puddings?"

"Well-"

"Hey! Prinnies and Love Freak!"

The rest of us stopped and saw Lord Laharl walking over to us. He looks really scary right now.

As we Prinnies are bracing ourselves for the worst, Lord Laharl surprised us by saying, "Good job you three. Seeing how all of you took out my Old Man's butler proves to me that you are all worthy to be my vassals! Ahahahahaha!"

But aren't we already your vassals? And Hoggmeiser was King Krichevskoy's butler?! Actually, I'm more surprised he could even recognize another demon besides Lady Etna.

"Wait a minute! I helped too!" Flonne pouted.

"You did? Thought you were with me and Etna the whole time."

"You left us right at the beginning of the entrance!"

"A small detail! Anyways, return back to the castle with the rest of the loot!"

"Get back here Laharl! You need to be taught some manners!"

"Never!"

As Lord Laharl ran off, Flonne quickly chasing behind him.

"Is it me or is Lord Laharl feeling mighty generous today, dood?" Hydrant asked no one in particular.

"It's probably a one-time thing, dood." Dollar answered while slapping a flipper onto Hydrant's shoulder.

"Well, Flonne is definitely warming up to those two demons, dood." I chimed in.

"Too quickly if you ask me, dood." Dollar rebuked.

"Who cares, dood?! Can we go back now?! I'm huuuuungry!" Hydrant whined, grabbing us by our flippers and forcing us back with him.

"Okay! Okay, dood! Let's go Chalk!"

My body suddenly felt heavy, my eyes were starting to droop, causing me to black out. I saw panicked expressions of both Hydrant and Dollar as they tried calling me in dead silence.

I only had time to form one last thought in my mind: What in the Netherworld is happening to me?

[END OF CHAPTER]

{Next Episode Preview}

(A theater full of exited Prinnies and other demons cheer in front of a wide screen. Chalk, Dollar, and Hydrant are sitting on their commentary table.)

Chalk: Welcome back to PC Theater folks! This is Chalk coming to you live from the Hel Zone, dood!

Dollar: That's right, dood! And the crowd is going wild down there!

Hydrant: How come we did not mention a PC Theater session back in Chapter 7? We did a whole chapter in one chapter, dood.

Chalk: Because that chapter made me tired, dood. Now can we go back to the show?

Dollar: Without further ado, let's begin, dood!

(The theater darkens, and the widescreen turns on to reveal a cloaked Etna trudging by in a wasteland.)

Etna: Roaming the wild frontier, Etna is challenged by the Dark Chef Hao!

(The screen changes to Etna facing off some random cape guy on top of a natural bridge over what seems to be lava.)

Chalk: That should've been me up there, dood!

Dollar: And become a roasted Prinny, dood?

Etna: A Cooking Battle Deathmatch begins that will shake the earth's foundation!

Prinny Squad: Sounds cheesy to me, dood.

Hydrant: Um, actually, they just held a normal cooking competition in the castle, dood…

Etna: Clam it or the both of you will be part of my next dish.

Hydrant: She can hear us, dood?!

Dollar: Seems like Lady Etna can defy the laws of space and time, dood.

Chalk: Uuum… oh, look, dood!

(The screen changes again to reveal a dish of what seems to be tasty gumbo!)

Etna: This week's dish: Cajun style gumbo! And the ingredients- the Prinny Squad!

(A Prinny pops up onto the screen.)

Prinny Squad: Dood?! Us?!

Dollar: Um… hey, dood. Where did Hydrant go?

Chalk: I think he got scared and left, dood.

Etna: Etna struggles to resist the powers of the dark side of cooking!

(The screen changes to a ninja standing on top of a building. The moon rising behind him.)

Etna: But then, Ajikage the Ninja Cook appears!

Prinny Squad: Dood, what in the world…?

Chalk: Hey! That's Netherworld to you, dood!

Dollar: Also, that moon is soooo faaaake, dood.

(The screen changes to Etna slurping out noodles from a soup bowl.)

Etna: Next on Fire Chef Cooking Gal Etna Episode 4: Etna 120%... with a pitch of murderous intent!

Prinny Squad: You're hopeless, dood…

(The screen blacks out and the lights turn on. The demons were all that's left.)

Chalk: Uum… where are the rest of the Prinnies, dood?

Demon A: They all got killed by Lady Etna to make her dishes remember?

Dollar: Wait what, dood?

Chalk: B-but they were all here when we started, dood!

Demon B: Are you crazy or something? It was just us demons the whole time.

Dollar: Oh my god, dood…

Chalk: Well! We hope you all enjoyed PC Theater, dood! See you next time!

Dollar: Chalk! What happened to them, dood?!

Chalk: Like I would know, dood! I'm out of here!

Dollar: W-wait for me, dood!

(Etna sat near the back of the theater. Etna darkly chuckles.)

Etna: Best. Prank. Ever.

Laharl: ETNA! What in the Netherworld happened to the Prinnies?!

Etna: Oops.