I've done it again, no I won't stop, no you can't stop me.

This idea wouldn't leave me alone today so I wrote it out. Forgive me for being weak but I've watched the subbed and dubbed anime adaptation, I've read the whole fucking Manga, and I still hate a good portion of this fucking stuff.

That being said, I find it so oddly charming I can't bash it. So enjoy, enjoy my shameless fucking self insert.

Start.

Tired dark green eyes stared down, unfocused, at a book clasped in fair skinned hands.

These eyes trailed the words on the pages but didn't really take them in, the eyes trailed to the other hand, a cup of coffee therein seeming all the more interesting.

A young man sipped at his drink, awaiting the bus that would take him away, he set his handheld items down for a moment and stretched out, his freckled nose wrinkling as the warm Australian sun hit his trouser-clad legs, what he wouldn't give to just roll them up.

This young man was named Zachary Waller. He was called Zac as he was of six children and a Zac is a sixpence (six pence).

The reason he was currently sat at a bus stop in a green blazer of all things was because he was about to enter a new high school, though it was much farther away than he'd of liked he wanted to challenge himself by taking a huge step out of his comfort zone.

His parents were initially weary of the sudden pamflet put into their mailbox but decided to allow the huge change as it would be good for their son.

So there he sat, one leg crossed over the other, a duffel bag of clothes and belongings on one side, and a satchel for school stuff on the other.

He - thankfully - didn't have to wait long before the bus rolled up, now Zac was a sort of 'take it as it comes' kind of fellow but what he didn't expect was for the bus driver to not only have glowing yellow eyes, but a perpetual shadow over them from his hat.

Like a proper, no features shall be shown, shadow.

Quite odd.

"You Waller?" asked the man, in an accent Zachary couldn't quite pin down.

"I am indeed." Answered the young man with a nod, picking up his belongings and making his way onto the bus.

"Take a seat, we've got a another stop to make." Ordered the driver.

Zac did as he was told, sliding into a seat about halfway up the bus itself and staring out the window, familiar scenery begun to slowly mill past as the bus picked up speed, but what made him blink in surprise was the fact that suddenly he was in some technicolour hellscape of shapes and sounds that he couldn't exactly comprehend.

His stomach did flips before suddenly they stopped, in a completely unfamiliar setting - outside it being a suburban area - with people that all looked…

Why was he suddenly surrounded by asians?

The driver spoke to someone as a new voice answered him, a young man around his own age got onto the bus, short brown hair, brown eyes and perfectly average skin tone.

He was the epitome of normal dude.

Shame about how abnormal Zac's day suddenly got or he'd introduce himself.

Instead the blond decided it was time to freak the fuck out and shut down completely, ignoring everything else until they reached a tunnel, once more he was thrust into the nightmarish colour soaked hell that was the magic school bus highway.

Rapidly the previous location was swapped for another, this being some kind of deadwood.

And if you'll look to our left you'll see a fabulous blood sea!

Sweet mother of god what had he done.

Zac got up at the command of the driver and got off, his eyes unfocused as all he could feel was the acidic fire in his stomach and the hammering of his heart.

"What is this!?" Screamed the other boy, that seemed to snap the Australian out of it somewhat, though there was a distinct accent to his speech he was incredibly fluent in English.

"I thought you'd know…" Admitted the blond getting a shake of the head from the other youth, "Marvelous."

"Nothing else for it." Zac told himself, "Just gotta get through this and then to the dorm, once I get to the dorm I can freak out."

"I'll freak out for both of us." Said the other boy with a nervous look.

"I'm Zachary, by the way. Sorry about ignoring you on the bus the whole… whatever that was, kinda unsettled me."

"Tsukune Aono." Greeted the other boy, accepting the offered hand and the gesture to go on down the path.

"So what brings you to the school?" Zac questioned, trying to calm his apocalyptic heart rate with idle conversation.

"Ahh well, sadly I failed to get into many other schools… and apparently my father encountered a man who had a pamphlet for the school so… here I am. What about yourself?" Tsukune asked, already calming somehow.

"Ah well, I got a pamphlet in the mail funnily enough." Admitted the young blond with a smile, "Stranger things have happened but I feel like it might have been sent to the wrong house."

"I get the feeling it was." Tsukune chuckled, drawing one out of his new acquaintance as well.

"Thanks for helping me calm down, man." Zac said with another smile, "You're an alright guy."

"Ah, I am just a normal person." Tsukune admitted, waving off the praise.

"Nah, I reckon you're pretty cool." Rebuked the Australian, "And I would know, I'm pretty cool." With a wink and a finger gun the youth laughed uproariously, Tsukune chuckled at the strangeness of his new friend.

"So I'd say we're in this together, you with me?" Zac offered a hand to the shorter male, being 183cm tall himself.

"I'm with you." Tsukune accepted the offer with a wide smile, elated that he made a friend and school hadn't even started yet.

Ring-Ring!

"Watch out!" Called a voice, Tsukune felt himself being pulled back as a blur of pink shot past him and his new friend.

Zac placed a hand on his heart and sighed deeply, "Jeezus, I don't think I can take anymore surprises today." The young man said holding up his hands, both of them shaking violently. "Fuck me dead."

"Do you think we should check on that person?" Tsukune asked, concerned.

"Nah, if they're riding a bike around the woods they know what they're getting into." Zac dismissed with a shake of the head, "C'mon, let's get out stuff into the dorms before we worry about other people."

"That's a good idea." Acquiesced the brown haired boy.

A Short While Later

"Do these people smell weird to you?" Zac questioned with a quirked brow, having dumped his belongings in his assigned room and re-joined Tsukune outside, the two of them walking towards the assembly hall for their first year introduction.

"Not really..? Why what's so odd?" Tsukune asked with a puzzled expression.

Zac's nose wrinkled as he tried to explain it, "It's just like… off, ya know? It's hard to put it into words but… I've been in crowds before - obviously - so I get the general scent of human people and it just sort of sits in the background of the environment, but here… it's like every person has this really distinctive smell."

"That is strange, you know now that you mention it I think I notice." Tsukune admitted, as they passed a group of girls.

"Right? It's super weird." Zac affirmed with a mixture of concern and confusion on his face, "I feel so lost. At first I thought it was just because this is a new place but, like no one here seems to notice it."

"Maybe we'll find out after the ceremony?" Tsukune offered, his own worry starting to bleed into his expression.

"I'm usually so much more composed… sorry that I kinda dumped all my stress into your lap, dude." Zac frowned as he ran a hand through his hair.

"Don't apologize, I'm just as lost." Affirmed the young japanese boy.

They were corralled into a hall, the principal, some dude in a robe with prayer beads, gave some big speech about working together, how everyone was supposed to strive for the best, and that no monster should reveal themselves unless they wished to be punished.

"What a weird joke…" Zac mumbled quietly, looking at his asian friend who looked equally as lost.

They were directed to their homeroom to start their days off and get acquainted with everything. Blessedly both of them were together so chose to sit up the back in the corner of the room, Tsukune took the window and Zac took the seat directly to its' left.

"Shh!" Chided a voice as the teacher came in, a woman with short sandy blonde hair, her eyes were… closed for some reason behind her red glasses.

"Welcome students, to Yokai Academy. I am your homeroom teacher Shizuka Nekonome-sensei. It's a pleasure to meet you all and I look forward to teaching you this year." Started off the woman, Zac relaxed slightly almost an immediate liking to the woman as she seemed quite relaxed, something he could appreciate.

"Now as you know Yokai Academy was built on the idea of monsters assimilating into human society, so to engender that idea we ask that no student reveals their true monstrous nature unless under duress." Informed the woman, smiling brightly.

As she said that cat ears popped up on her head and a tail wagged behind her.

Tsukune and Zac immediately felt very cold.

"Yo teacher, can't we just eat humans and save ourselves the trouble?" Questioned one student, taller than most of his peers and had a slightly thuggish demeanour, his brown hair was slicked back and his pupils were small and beady.

"No-no." Nekonome-sensei chided, "Humans are much more numerous than monsters, so we much blend in with them to make sure we do not reveal ourselves."

"What would happen if a human somehow got here, Sensei?" Zac questioned, trying to be as calm as possible, which was basically just appearing apathetic.

"They would be executed immediately." She answered, the same smile on her face.

Zac felt like he'd been punched in the gut, "Isn't that counter-productive?"

"How so?" The same student asked, turning in his seat to address the the blond, "What's the deal with a human dying?"

"Well if we're here to learn to coexist it just seems like a bad idea to execute the very people we're trying to fit in with, yeah? Like, doesn't that just reduce our exposure… I dunno about you guys but I've spent most of my life around humans so I'm pretty desensitised to them, but there's gotta be at least a few here with more conservative parents, or views, that have… like at least false information on humans." Zac offered, not once wavering from the gaze of the beast beneath the human appearance.

"You got a good point." Admitted the delinquent looking boy, "Waddaya say to that teach?"

"Rules are rules, and that's how they'll stay. Unfortunately." Informed the teacher with a solemn but serious look on her face.

"Sorry 'bout it pal." The student said with a shrug, a small smirk on his face, "Hands are tied."

Zac chuckled despite himself, "Aww shucks, and here I thought we'd get somewhere… I'm Zac by the way." The youth offered a short wave to his fellow teen.

The student smirked once more, nodding towards the blond, "Saizou. Good to meet'ya."

"Likewise." Admitted the Australian.

"It's wonderful to see my students getting along." Nekonome-sensei said with a happy smile, her animalistic features popping away, though as she went to speak further the door opened.

"She has pink hair." Zac's mouth ran before his brain could catch up.

And indeed she did, bright pink hair, alabaster skin, radiant green eyes and with the curves of a woman in her early twenties, this young lady was surely going to be beating them off with a stick.

"She's beautiful!"

"Marry me!"

"My heart, it aches!"

Zac looked around, confused, "Gods be good, you'd think they'd not seen a woman before."

"Well she is super hot." Saizou said, somehow now at Zac's side, apparently having swapped with the student their previously.

"Yeah but so are a lot of people." Zac countered with a flippant expression, waving the young man off.

"Heh, what not a fan of chicks?" Saizou prodded with a grin.

Zac shrugged, "I like women, and men that look like women. I just think drooling over someone isn't the best way to get them to notice you."

Saizou paused, as did Tsukune, both looking at the Austrlian, "What?"

"'Women and men that look like women?' Care to explain?" The slick haired teen questioned, puzzled.

"Alright, so think about it. Nowadays there's all kinds of crazy shit goin' on in the human world. There are women claiming to be men, men wanting to be women so on and so forth. As far as I and my libido are concerned, if I can be convinced I'm good." Zac idly noticed that some of the attention was taken off the pink haired girl and now onto the louder-than-intended conversation about his sexuality.

"Yeah but what about the dick?" Saizou pointed out, now quite interested.

"That can be ignored pretty easily, to be honest." Zac said with a shrug, "I mean I've got one, and I'm a top so I only give and do not receive." The Australian shook his head at the mention of being the bitch, "I dunno, I guess it just really isn't a huge issue to me."

Saizou seemed to mull the idea over, Tsukune already having shrugged it off, "I suppose that's fair." Admitted the Ogre with a small frown of thought, "So what, you look at a lot of trap stuff?"

"Yo, straight up, traps tho!?" Zac slammed his hands onto the desk before shooting up and planting his foot on it, "There ain't nothin' better than that Felix Argyle-Hideri Kanazaki-Astolfo boy ass! It is top tier!"

The fervour with which that statement was said made everyone in the room blink owlishly.

Saizou fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard, several of the other boys in the class paled at the sight of him whilst the girls all shot him dirty looks and muttered 'pervert'.

The teacher facepalmed at having her first lesson torn away from her by the libido of a young man.

After Homeroom

The lunch bell had chimed and they were dismissed, Saizou clapped Zac on the shoulder, "I'll see ya around, I'm gonna go scope out the babes."

"Later my dude." Offering his fellow teen a short salute, Zac swung in his seat to see the sheepish Tsukune.

"That was really well handled." Admitted the brown haired boy, "How did you get such confidence?"

"I just kinda rolled with it. Saizou seems to be the type that you're either with him or against him, and I don't plan to be against anyone." Admitted the young man, "Gotta survive, right?"

"That's true… I just wish I had your composure." Tsukune said with a sigh, Zac clapped him on the back.

"None of that negative nancy stuff my main man, the world is our oyster. Look at your peers as just regular teenagers and all shall be well." Assured the taller male with a radiant grin.

"Maybe next time it won't take you shouting about your favourite porn types to get people comfortable." Tsukune jabbed with a chuckle.

"What can I say? I'm a sharer. Besides I don't really care what people know about me, saves time down the road." Zac explained, waving off the comment.

"E-excuse me." A meek voice interrupted, both boys looked to see the pink haired girl from earlier.

"Yo." Zac said with two finger guns, this was a double barrel job.

"May I speak with you two in private?" She asked softly, trying to avoid drawing attention.

"Uh…" Zac looked to Tsukune, who was already smitten, with a shrug he said, "Sure. Lead the way."

Roof.

"You two are human aren't you?" Said the girl, Moka Akashiya, as soon as they got to the roof.

Tsukune couldn't resist flinching, whilst Zac had his hands in his pockets his only reaction was to dig his nails into his palms.

"What makes you say that?" Questioned the Australian.

"I can smell you." She tapped her cute nose, as she spoke. "I spent a few years of middle school around humans, so I know the smell well enough."

"You're right." Tsukune admitted with a sagging sigh, a defeated expression on his face.

"How did you two get here?" Questioned the pink haired girl, oddly calm.

"His dad ran into some guy handing out pamphlets for the school, I was sent one in the mail." Zac answered shortly, rubbing his arm as the chill of panic set into his chest, "I suppose that means you're gonna get us dobbed in, yeah?"

"That depends on you." The girl answered without missing a beat.

"Are you going to blackmail us?" Zac said with a narrow gaze, he seemed to tower over the pink haired girl, the look all too familiar to the green eyed draculina.

"N-No." The pink haired girl said quickly, "I just wanted to let you know that the bus returning to the human world comes tomorrow, if you want to be safe you can get on it and return home."

"I'm going." Tsukune said without hesitation.

"Dude!" Zac said with a surprised look on his face.

"I'm not going to get myself killed, Zachary-san." Tsukune said with a stern expression, "If Moka-san could tell just by smell how long until someone else figures it out?" He demanded.

"W-well I mean-"

"And even if I do stay, I don't have your social graces, I'm awkward, and shy and passive! And most importantly, I don't want to die!" Hissed the young Japanese man, Zac put his hands up - unintentionally showing the deep red marks his nails had buried into them - "I suggest you do the same. Thank you Moka-san. Have a good day."

Tsukune quickly bowed and left the roof.

"That was fast." Moka admitted, blinking.

Zac ignored her in favour of staring off into the horizon, the dead forestry, the slight peek at the red sea over the cliff-face.

"What are you going to do?" Moka asked the Australian.

"Would I sound insane to say that I don't mind it here?" Zac asked the girl, turning to face her with a lopsided smile on his face, "I already like one of my teachers, I got a potential troublemaker to like me, so long as I keep my head down I should be alright."

"But you're still human, if someone finds out they'll kill you!" Moka said firmly, "Do you want to take that risk?"

"Yeah, I do actually. I've never wanted to take a risk more in my life, I get the opportunity to see the supernatural side of the world. Someone my age has no business seeing. I'd be stupid to just walk away from that!" Zac said, with such fervor in his eyes it made Moka take a step back.

"Then I just have to ask you one question." The pinkette said a serious air about her, which was shattered as she clasped his hands in hers and looked up to him pleadingly, "Will you please be my friend!?"

"Wah?"

"I've never been good at making friends, and for some reason everyone here doesn't want to approach me, I've tried really hard all morning to get people to like me, to seem nice and friendly but everyone's too scared to approach me, they can't know I'm a vampire already so it has to be me! Please-please be my friend!" Begged the pink ball of squishy niceness.

"Uh… yeah sure. I don't mind bein' your friend dude, chill." Zac said, taking his hands back from her and patting her shoulder, "Maybe you're thinking too much about it."

"R-really? You will?" Her eyes got all glassy, and big.

"If you promise not to cry right now I have no idea what to do with crying people." She smiled and nodded fervently, "So vampire, yeah? What kind?"

"Oh-! I'm a Shinso Vampire. We're the strongest of the strong." She admitted, though instead of proud she seemed slightly meek about it, "I have to wear this rosario to prevent me from losing control."

She pulled out her necklace so it was more prominently displayed, it was a gorgeous silver cross with a single bloody orb in the centre of it, the orb had a devilish slit down the centre, like an eye.

Zac clasped it for a moment, feeling the metal between his fingers it was incredibly smooth and felt warm to the touch, as he rubbed it almost felt like it was getting hotter. He released the rosario with a smile.

"Well mine isn't anything super cool like that, but my mother bought me this." Zac pulled out his own necklace, it was a simple leather strip and on it was a small silver medallion, it was about the size of a twenty cent coin and had a tree of life pressed into it.

"Ooh, it's lovely." Moka admired it, doing the same, running the metal between her fingers, "Does it have and special meaning."

"Not really, I just liked how it looked. Mum bought it for my birthday a few years ago. So it has more sentimental value than actual meaning." Admitted the youth, "So Shinso, yeah? I've never heard of that kind."

"What kinds have you heard of?" Moka asked, curious.

Zac grinned widely as he took in a deep breath.

What followed was the rattling off of each and every vampire to enter pop culture, from Dracula and Nosferatu all the way to Malkavian and Tremere, even pointing out how not-vampire the Twilight necrophiles were.

It ended up with the duo now standing before the vending machines towards the entrance of the school, "...Personally I've always been partial to the old tried and true myths. Sure not going out into the sun would suck, but it's just basic stuff. Drink blood, be incredibly attractive, scare the shit out of people. Nowadays there's so much stuff to remember."

Moka's mind was swimming with all the factoids giving to her by the human, his grinning expression at her expense only serving to make her pout, "Shinso Vampires have super strength, we're quite fast by monster standards, and our skin is quite hard to cut through regular means. Though I have to bathe in specially treated water as normal water drains my energy."

"Huh… so garlic, silver, steaks to the heart?"

"I actually really like garlic bread, your necklace is silver. And I suppose a steak to the heart would work, but who wouldn't that work on?" Moka pointed out as she thoughtfully tapped her chin.

"You raise a valid point." Zac conceded, noticing a presence behind him he lifted a hand to wave, "'Sup Saizou, how'd the hunney hunt go?"

"Acceptable." Saizou admitted with a shrug, "'Sup Akashiya-san?" He offered with a nod.

"Oh-ah, not a lot, Saizou-san." The girl said shyly.

"Need somethin'?" Asked the Australian.

"Just figured you'd know why your average lookin' friend was having a panic attack in his room." Saizou admitted with a shrug.

Zac frowned for a moment, "Ah yeah. Tsukune got some bad news from his family, he said he'll be heading back home to help out, or something to that effect."

Saizou nodded, "I can understand him then, if somethin' happened to my folks it'd take hell itself to hold me back." The serious expression suited Saizou's appearance, but it was interesting to hear the young man speak in such a way.

"I feel ya." Agreed the blond youth.

"Well I got my answer, give Tsukune-san my best, yeah?" The slick haired youth turned and waved over his shoulder as he left.

"He seems a lot less scary than I thought he'd be." Moka admitted quietly.

"Yeah, he seems like a guy who just needed a friend." Zac commented, sipping from his can, his nose wrinkled in disgust, "Uh, carbonated coffee fuckin' sucks."

"Then why do you keep drinking it?" Moka questioned with a curious brow.

"I spent money on it, I'll be damned if I waste it." Zac said with a shrug, "So, I learned about your species, but not a great deal about you. So Madame Akashiya, tell me about yourself." He sat down on one of the many metal benches at the entrance of the school and pat the spot beside him.

He didn't mean for her to get so close their thighs were touching but apparently she was a touchy kind, coolio. So was he.

"Well what would you like to know?" Moka asked, "And I'd like to know the same about you, so we're being fair." Her little pout came back as she poked his nose.

"That's fine by me… lessee… well what about your folks?" He asked, the easiest of questions when meeting someone.

"My father is very… I guess you could call him conservative by human standards-"

"Why are you guys talkin' by human standards?" Questioned one of the random student milling about the entrance.

"It's a good comparison to the mass population?" Zac offered with a shrug, satisfied the student returned to speaking with his friends.

Moka's expression tightened but she didn't say anything else, "Anyway, he's an ancient Shinso Vampire, and one of the most influential people in Yokai-Japan."

"Jesus the way you say it your dad is basically a vampire mafia boss." Moka shook her head, making him smile.

"No-no, he's the vampire mafia boss." This made the green eyed male's smile falter and his pulse quicken, something Moka was easily able to hear given their close proximity.

"Uh… right. Not terrifying at all." He said as simply as one would speak about the weather.

"He's quite nice though, given time to warm up to someone." Moka assured with a smile, "Though after my mother died it seemed that the nice man was relegated to the most private of settings."

"Hgk…" Zac choked for a moment, his throat tensing up lest he say something stupid, "You've my sympathies for your loss." His eyes seemed to lose a lot of light for a moment.

"You know how it feels?" Moka questioned softly.

"My parents were coming into their forties when they had me, I'm one of six so that's understandable." Zac said with a shrug, "So I always kind of understood the fact that I'd miss-out of a lot of time with my parents, but recently my mum was diagnosed with terminal cancer." Moka gasped and her eyes widened.

"At first it was pain in her side, dad was away at work so I told her to get the hospital because it had been bothering her for a few days and I was getting fuckin' worried." His voice roughened up as he spoke, as though he was trying to push himself away from the situation, "She goes, gets flown down to a hospital and spends a few weeks there, in the meantime I look after the house but also get invited to a gathering with friends-not super important but it explains why I go to her hospital down the road… so anyway, at first it's just a malignant tumour on her liver, easy to deal with they know where it is."

"You don't have to keep going…" Moka said softly, trying to shoo off eavesdropping students with her eyes alone.

"I don't mind, the more I talk about it the more real it becomes." Zac said with a shrug, "So anyway, skip ahead a week and we're both on our way home. The hospital managed to get her on my flight thankfully. Not two days after we get home we go shopping to get groceries and she gets a call… while we're getting fucking pasta she get's told that it's fucking terminal and that it wasn't just contained to her liver but spread into her goddamn intestines and some-fucking-how her lungs."

The blond youth was clutching his fists tightly, he noticed the onlookers and stood up, "You fuckers wanna take a picture!" He snarled viciously, making them flinch and walk away.

"I'm sorry…" Moka said, gently taking his arm.

"No-fuck. I'm sorry I dunno why I dumped all that on you out of the blue." Zac sighed into his palm, "Sorry dude, didn't want to give the impression I was fishing for pity points on the first familial chat."

"Wha-no! I don't think you're doing that!" Moka waved her hand around rapidly, as though trying to dispel the notion.

Zac nodded and fiddled with his hair, "Right-right, I just always assume people think I'm trying to make myself more likeable or shit when I tell them personal stuff."

"Well you shouldn't, that's silly." Once more she poked his nose and frowned at him, "Now come on, let's go get our minds off gloomy stuff."

"Good idea." Agreed the Australian easily, easing back into the groove of just hanging out with someone his own age again.

Holidays had done a number on his social skills.

Curse his oversharing nature.

Later

Zac had separated from Moka as the day drew to a close, deciding to spend some time alone to get his head on straight, he'd seen Tsukune and the shorter male just affirmed his goal of getting the fuck out.

Zac could understand, hell he was questioning his own sanity in his choice to stay. That being said he was semi-confident that if he got himself into a sticking situation he could get himself out, and if not he could ask Moka or maybe even Saizo for help.

That made his concerned, relying on others. As they had a tendency to leave him hanging, and he wasn't exactly sure he could just trust other people with his life.

As he walked into the lobby of the dorms he sat on the stairs and sighed into his hands, rubbing his tired eyes as a few students passed him by, the sun slowly setting.

"Excuse me." A small voice said, Zac looked up to see what could only be described as a twelve year old in a witch cosplay.

"Uh, yeah?" Zac answered, confused. This was just a highschool right?

"C-can I ask you something." Why was she figeting so much?

"Go ahead." Zac gestured her on, hoping to allay whatever made her so uncomfortable.

She leaned in and whispered, her face scarlet, "Can you show me where the bathroom is?" She begged quietly.

Zac was enlightened as to why the girl appeared so uncomfortable, "Yeah sure, just this way." The Australian quickly directed the girl into a side hallway of the lobby and gestured towards the pink stick figure on the sign.

"Thank you!" The girl said with elation as she ran into the bathroom, Zac shook his head and chuckled.

He returned to his spot and let his mind drift once more, perhaps he'd need something to allow him to defend himself… or he'd have to have a serious sit down with the headmaster. Actually that might be the best course of action, because if he could express his interest in learning about this new world to the Headmaster - who clearly knew why he was here, he was possibly magic man running a school of fucking monsters, dude had to know - than it would mean he could get some assistance surviving the whole thing.

That sorted that, tomorrow he'd seek out the headmaster. He was resolved on that, and happy that he had the beginning of a plan now.

"Thanks again, you're a lifesaver." The little girl returned, "I'm Yukari Sendo, may I know my heroes name?" She asked with a bright smile on her cute little face.

"Zachary Waller, a pleasure." Zac said with a small wave and a nod, "So, what brings you here, Yukari?"

"I'm a student." The little girl answered without missing a beat, "I got put ahead because I'm basically a genius." She puffed out her chest and smirked, clearly proud of herself.

"Good for you." Zac said, genuinely pleased for the girl, "Being recognised for your intelligence is always good… so I gotta ask, why the get-up?"

"I'm a Witch, geeze are you blind?" Prodded the girl, poking at him with her… wand? Meaningfully.

"Ah forgive me, I'm a little new to the monster world as a whole. Spent most of my life in the human world." Zac admitted with his hands up, a chuckle leaving him. The girl seemed to hook onto this fact.

"How curious, didn't your parents give you some kind of basic run-down of monster society before you came here?" Yukari asked, clearly smelling something off.

Zac shrugged easily, "I guess they just overlooked it, considered it common knowledge and didn't think that I wouldn't know."

"Seems a little reckless of them." Yukari admitted easily, "And you know - obviously - that witches are some of the most dangerous monsters around."

"Of course." Zac said with a chuckle.

"And you also know that we're prone to cursing liars." Yukari said with a narrow stare.

"Ah… perceptive then." Zac's smile died as he knitted his fingers in front of his mouth and leant onto his thumbs, "Might I guess what you've figured out?"

"You don't need to, I've been around enough humans to know when I see one." Yukari leaned in and whispered the dreaded word, a cat like grin on her face.

Zac sighed and scratched the side of his head, before he went to answer though the little girl seemed to have an idea already, "You're lucky that I just so happen to have a few ways to help you… as a way to thank you properly for saving me from a horrific embarrassment."

Zac blinked, caught off-guard.

"But!" The girl said, looking severe. Zac straightened, already used to being blackmailed on his first day, what a world. "You have to be my friend."

"I seem to have run into the most friendless people recently… what the fuck?" Zac said, more to himself than to the girl, who only flushed red at his words, he shook off his confusion, "Yeah, sure. I don't mind being your pal, Yukari. Though I may let you down, I'm no genius like yourself."

"Fufufu! Flattery will get you everywhere!" Assured the little girl, a wide grin on her face.

Zac suddenly felt like he may regret this choice.

End.

If you liked it, lemme know. If you didn't tell me why.

For the dialogue basically just took actual conversations I've had recently and twisted them to fit the setting, to try and keep the dialogue as non-anime-trash as possible.

Because let's be real, Rosario Vampire has got some fucking dumpster fire dialogue.

Raxychaz!