A Flapjack Poem
A strange little boy
Who has two teeth one on the top and the other on the bottom
Making him look like a beaver
Raised by a talking whale named Bubbie
Always on the end of Captain K'nuckles hook
Listening to his never ending tales of Candy Island
Believing them all to be true
Extremely naive to a fault at that age who wouldn't be
Oblivious to the whole world around him
And how much constant danger he's in on a daily basis
Always relying on his mother Bubbie or Captain K'nuckles
Or sometimes both of them to bail him out of any situation he's currently in
But it's sad to say that Flapjack loves to get swept up into the unfolding action
No matter how crazy or psychotic it get
All that matters to Flapjack it's in the name of a little something called adventure