A Captain K'nuckles Poem
A foul mouthed
Scheming sailor always looking out for himself
And never ever anyone else
Well for the time being at least
A sailor who has no problem in telling tall tales
Taller than the high seas
Always dragging young Flapjack on an adventure
That sometimes or rather most of the times don't go as planned
But he has no problem spinning cotton candy strings
Of lies that are never true most times at least
They are far worse than bubblegum and/or toilet paper stuck to the heel of your shoe
Of a place called Candy Island that probably doesn't exist
But he doesn't mind stuffing his face with candy