A Captain K'nuckles Poem

A foul mouthed

Scheming sailor always looking out for himself

And never ever anyone else

Well for the time being at least

A sailor who has no problem in telling tall tales

Taller than the high seas

Always dragging young Flapjack on an adventure

That sometimes or rather most of the times don't go as planned

But he has no problem spinning cotton candy strings

Of lies that are never true most times at least

They are far worse than bubblegum and/or toilet paper stuck to the heel of your shoe

Of a place called Candy Island that probably doesn't exist

But he doesn't mind stuffing his face with candy