AN: I'm sorry!!! I know its been ever so long since I updated!! I've just
been reeeaaaallllyyyy swamped with school work, and I've also been a bit
lazy. . . PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!! Oh, I know I was going to Draco next, but
I decided to go with everybody's fave Quidditch hottie, Oliver Wood!
Hehehe!! Yeah, I don't think its as good as the others, but hey, at least
you get a chapter!! Am I right?? Lol, I'll try to update another chappie
this weekend, cuz it's a 3 day weekend!! Yay!!! But I might not be able to.
. . *cries* Oh, and (( ))'s are AN's, { }'s are Oliver's thought, yada yada
yada. Oh, before I go. . . 29 DAYS UNTILL HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE
PHOEIX COMES OUT!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!
Magical Me, a test on Gilderoy Lockhart
Name: Oliver Wood
House: Gryffindor
{You know, I used to think Lockhart was a rather thick git.but I read through his test, and HE LIKES QUIDDITCH!!!!! So, he must be wicked!!!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? {Well, from his build, I'd say he'd be a chaser. . . .and chasers handle the quaffle, which is red!!} Red
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition? To play professional Quidditch for London {Oh, wait, isn't that my secret ambition? Oh well, great minds think alike, as I always say!} (A/N: Erm, Ollie, it's not exactly a secret ambition. . . . . .)
What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? {Well, since this man is obviously a Quidditch man, I'd say he beat some wicked record!} He beat a Quidditch record
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite animal? The Golden Snidget! {*sniff* I always get teary when I think of this wonderful, endangered animal. . . .without it, we wouldn't have the snitch, or the seeker! *bursts into tears, and gets a few odd looks from his classmates*}
How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won the Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award? {The what???} 3 times
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size? {A chaser must have small feet!!!} 7
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's preferred type of quill? {Who cares about a quill? Why isn't this "What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch foul"????} Just a regular one
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book? Quidditch through the Ages {What else?? That one was sooo obvious. . . . .}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite author? {Well, considering what his favorite book is. . . .} Kennilworthy Whisp
Which was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book to write? {Has he written any Quidditch books? No? That's a shame. . . . . .} Travels With Trolls
How old is Gilderoy Lockhart? 37
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite relative? {Well, I'm sure he has this wicked uncle who plays professional Quidditch, and first introduced Quidditch to him as a small child. . . . .} His Uncle, who plays professional Quidditch, and first introduced Quidditch to him as a small child (A/N: Um, if it were me, I would have written something a little less exact. . . . .but to each his own, I suppose. . . .)
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's house elf named? {Well, if I had a house elf, I'd name it after a Quidditch ball. . . .} Bludger
What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's cat? {Well, if I had a cat, I'd name it after a Quidditch ball. . . . .} Quaffle
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart choose this name? Because he loves Quidditch!
Where is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite vacation spot? {Well, MY favorite vacation spot is anywhere where the World Cup is being held!!!!} Wherever the Quidditch World Cup is being held this year
Where does Gilderoy Lockhart call home? London
Where did Gilderoy Lockhart go to school? {Well, he obviously would have chosen the school with the best Quidditch program. . . .WHICH IS NOT DURMSTRANG, KRUM WAS JUST A BLOODY FLUKE!} Hogwarts! ((A/N: I know that the Trio didn't find out about Krum until the 4th book, but Oliver would have probably found out a lot sooner. . . . .))
Which house was he in? {A man of his greatness would have been in the best house!} Gryffindor
Which house does he feel he should have been in and why? {Well, of course he would have felt that he should have been in Gryffindor. . . and he was!} Gryffindor
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's name? {Um. . . .I dunno. . .} Debby
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's maiden name? {er. . .} Johnson
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's father's name? {Who cares? Let's get to the Quidditch questions!!!} Frank
Who cuts Gilderoy Lockhart's hair? {If I were a truly great Quidditch player, what would I use to cut my hair? Er. . . Oh!} An enchanted Bludger
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Greek god? Hermes, messenger of the Gods! {Sure, he had the winged shoes, but he would have been so much cooler if he had a broom. . .}
Which is the most frightening magical creature, in Gilderoy Lockhart's opinion? An Ashwinder {Who wouldn't fear something that could set your broom on fire?!?!?!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's wand length? {Who cares?} 11 inches
What type of wood is used in Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? {again, who cares about his wand. . . .why can't we be talking about brooms???} Oak
What is the magical core of Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? A single golden snidget feather
What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite school subject? {Oh, yeah, I wonder. . . . .so many of these questions are obvious. . . .} Quidditch {what else would it be?}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite mode of travel? {Hmm, let's think. . . .THE MANS A BLOODY QUIDDITCH FANATIC!} Broomstick
What position does Gilderoy Lockhart play in Quidditch? {A man of his build is definitely a chaser, no doubt!} Chaser
What broom model does Gilderoy Lockhart have? A Nimbus 2001 {of course!}
Who was Gilderoy Lockhart's first love? {Quidditch!!!! Wait, it said 'who', not 'what'. . . . .er. . . . .oh!! Shelly Clarks, only THE best keeper the Harpies have ever seen!!!} Shelly Clarks
What happened to Gilderoy Lockhart's true love? {This story always brings tears to my eyes. . . . .*sniff*} She took a nasty bludger to the head, and the medi-wizards couldn't save her. {Waaaaaah!!!}
What inspired Gilderoy Lockhart to dedicate his life to stopping the Dark Arts? {er. . . . .oh, I think I know!} He went to a Quidditch game, and one team's mascot was the manticore, and it killed 7 witches and wizards.
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's natural hair color? Blonde {His hair's as gold as a snitch, it is!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? {*rolls eyes* this is too obvious. . . . .} National Quidditch day
Why is this Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? Because he loves Quidditch!
What strange feat can Gilderoy Lockhart do with his tongue? {What would be a really cool, Quidditch related (AN: Because of course it has to do with Quidditch. . .) thing you could do with your tongue??? Oh!!!!!) He can catch a snitch with it!! (AN: *snorts*)
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite drink? Snidget-Ade, the Quidditch player's choice!
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food? Anything with protein, to build up his strength for Quidditch!
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite candy? {*sighs* I wish their were a Quidditch based candy . . . } Sugar Quills
What color are Gilderoy Lockhart's eyes? ((AN: As red as a bludger. . . )) {Er, I dunno. . .} Brown
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch team? {QUIDDITCH!!!!!!!!} The team of his deceased love, The Holyhead Harpies!
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's idol? {The late, great} "Dangerous" Dai Llewellyn
What type of spell is Gilderoy Lockhart famous for? I've heard he's rather good at enchanting bludgers to do what they do
In what town did Gilderoy Lockhart cure a werewolf? {Er. . .} Frankfurt, Germany
How tall is Gilderoy Lockhart? Around 6 feet 3 inches, I'd say
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite music? {Er. . . . .who cares?} ?
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's "#1 fan"? {Hmmm. . . .his number one fan?? No
idea. . . .} His mum
What I Gilderoy Lockhart's ideal Saturday night? PLAYING QUIDDITCH!!!
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most prized possession? His Nimbus 2001 broomstick!
When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his ideal gift be? His birthday is {erm. . .} February 28th, and his ideal gift would be any Quidditch related material!
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Magical Me, a test on Gilderoy Lockhart
Name: Oliver Wood
House: Gryffindor
{You know, I used to think Lockhart was a rather thick git.but I read through his test, and HE LIKES QUIDDITCH!!!!! So, he must be wicked!!!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? {Well, from his build, I'd say he'd be a chaser. . . .and chasers handle the quaffle, which is red!!} Red
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition? To play professional Quidditch for London {Oh, wait, isn't that my secret ambition? Oh well, great minds think alike, as I always say!} (A/N: Erm, Ollie, it's not exactly a secret ambition. . . . . .)
What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? {Well, since this man is obviously a Quidditch man, I'd say he beat some wicked record!} He beat a Quidditch record
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite animal? The Golden Snidget! {*sniff* I always get teary when I think of this wonderful, endangered animal. . . .without it, we wouldn't have the snitch, or the seeker! *bursts into tears, and gets a few odd looks from his classmates*}
How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won the Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award? {The what???} 3 times
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size? {A chaser must have small feet!!!} 7
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's preferred type of quill? {Who cares about a quill? Why isn't this "What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch foul"????} Just a regular one
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book? Quidditch through the Ages {What else?? That one was sooo obvious. . . . .}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite author? {Well, considering what his favorite book is. . . .} Kennilworthy Whisp
Which was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book to write? {Has he written any Quidditch books? No? That's a shame. . . . . .} Travels With Trolls
How old is Gilderoy Lockhart? 37
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite relative? {Well, I'm sure he has this wicked uncle who plays professional Quidditch, and first introduced Quidditch to him as a small child. . . . .} His Uncle, who plays professional Quidditch, and first introduced Quidditch to him as a small child (A/N: Um, if it were me, I would have written something a little less exact. . . . .but to each his own, I suppose. . . .)
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's house elf named? {Well, if I had a house elf, I'd name it after a Quidditch ball. . . .} Bludger
What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's cat? {Well, if I had a cat, I'd name it after a Quidditch ball. . . . .} Quaffle
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart choose this name? Because he loves Quidditch!
Where is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite vacation spot? {Well, MY favorite vacation spot is anywhere where the World Cup is being held!!!!} Wherever the Quidditch World Cup is being held this year
Where does Gilderoy Lockhart call home? London
Where did Gilderoy Lockhart go to school? {Well, he obviously would have chosen the school with the best Quidditch program. . . .WHICH IS NOT DURMSTRANG, KRUM WAS JUST A BLOODY FLUKE!} Hogwarts! ((A/N: I know that the Trio didn't find out about Krum until the 4th book, but Oliver would have probably found out a lot sooner. . . . .))
Which house was he in? {A man of his greatness would have been in the best house!} Gryffindor
Which house does he feel he should have been in and why? {Well, of course he would have felt that he should have been in Gryffindor. . . and he was!} Gryffindor
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's name? {Um. . . .I dunno. . .} Debby
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's maiden name? {er. . .} Johnson
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's father's name? {Who cares? Let's get to the Quidditch questions!!!} Frank
Who cuts Gilderoy Lockhart's hair? {If I were a truly great Quidditch player, what would I use to cut my hair? Er. . . Oh!} An enchanted Bludger
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Greek god? Hermes, messenger of the Gods! {Sure, he had the winged shoes, but he would have been so much cooler if he had a broom. . .}
Which is the most frightening magical creature, in Gilderoy Lockhart's opinion? An Ashwinder {Who wouldn't fear something that could set your broom on fire?!?!?!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's wand length? {Who cares?} 11 inches
What type of wood is used in Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? {again, who cares about his wand. . . .why can't we be talking about brooms???} Oak
What is the magical core of Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? A single golden snidget feather
What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite school subject? {Oh, yeah, I wonder. . . . .so many of these questions are obvious. . . .} Quidditch {what else would it be?}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite mode of travel? {Hmm, let's think. . . .THE MANS A BLOODY QUIDDITCH FANATIC!} Broomstick
What position does Gilderoy Lockhart play in Quidditch? {A man of his build is definitely a chaser, no doubt!} Chaser
What broom model does Gilderoy Lockhart have? A Nimbus 2001 {of course!}
Who was Gilderoy Lockhart's first love? {Quidditch!!!! Wait, it said 'who', not 'what'. . . . .er. . . . .oh!! Shelly Clarks, only THE best keeper the Harpies have ever seen!!!} Shelly Clarks
What happened to Gilderoy Lockhart's true love? {This story always brings tears to my eyes. . . . .*sniff*} She took a nasty bludger to the head, and the medi-wizards couldn't save her. {Waaaaaah!!!}
What inspired Gilderoy Lockhart to dedicate his life to stopping the Dark Arts? {er. . . . .oh, I think I know!} He went to a Quidditch game, and one team's mascot was the manticore, and it killed 7 witches and wizards.
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's natural hair color? Blonde {His hair's as gold as a snitch, it is!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? {*rolls eyes* this is too obvious. . . . .} National Quidditch day
Why is this Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? Because he loves Quidditch!
What strange feat can Gilderoy Lockhart do with his tongue? {What would be a really cool, Quidditch related (AN: Because of course it has to do with Quidditch. . .) thing you could do with your tongue??? Oh!!!!!) He can catch a snitch with it!! (AN: *snorts*)
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite drink? Snidget-Ade, the Quidditch player's choice!
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food? Anything with protein, to build up his strength for Quidditch!
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite candy? {*sighs* I wish their were a Quidditch based candy . . . } Sugar Quills
What color are Gilderoy Lockhart's eyes? ((AN: As red as a bludger. . . )) {Er, I dunno. . .} Brown
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch team? {QUIDDITCH!!!!!!!!} The team of his deceased love, The Holyhead Harpies!
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's idol? {The late, great} "Dangerous" Dai Llewellyn
What type of spell is Gilderoy Lockhart famous for? I've heard he's rather good at enchanting bludgers to do what they do
In what town did Gilderoy Lockhart cure a werewolf? {Er. . .} Frankfurt, Germany
How tall is Gilderoy Lockhart? Around 6 feet 3 inches, I'd say
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite music? {Er. . . . .who cares?} ?
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's "#1 fan"? {Hmmm. . . .his number one fan?? No
idea. . . .} His mum
What I Gilderoy Lockhart's ideal Saturday night? PLAYING QUIDDITCH!!!
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most prized possession? His Nimbus 2001 broomstick!
When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his ideal gift be? His birthday is {erm. . .} February 28th, and his ideal gift would be any Quidditch related material!
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