For Lamia.

I'm suffering from writers block so please tell me if you like it or... :') But... *throws snowball*

"Light-kun."

"Light-kun."

"Light-kun."

"Light-kun. You seem to have great pleasure in trying to forget my existence."

You have no idea, Ryuuzaki.

"You've been ignoring me for the past five minutes."

It's been fifteen, you idiot. Did you really think that by saying the wrong number, it would suddenly make me ta —

"Ah. You twitched. That annoyed you, didn't it?"

...

"Your patience and stubborn nature makes you act like a child. It's not becoming of you, Light-kun."

Imagine writing down his name.

"This is beginning to irk me, Light-kun."

"Light-kun."

"Light-kun."

"Light - "

... twitch

" - kun."

"Your name spelled backwar — "

"Say one more word and I stab cake-sama."

...

"Light-kun is cruel."

"Light-kun is most definitely Kira."

"If I was Kira, I would kill that piece of cake with a heart attack. Not by stabbing."

"How curious that Light-kun knows the mind of Kira so well. Kira could control the actions of cake-sama. Cake-sama could easily take it's own life."

"Cake-sama could easily take his own life if he was bugged mercilessly by sugar cube-san."

"I find it disconcerting that you add the -san to the sugar cube and the title -sama to the cake. That implies that the sugar cube is beneath the cake."

You will always be weaker than me, L.

"Don't you always say that cake is better than pure sugar?"

"Pure sugar is the beginning to everything that tastes good. While cake is muddled with the wrong ideal of what it could be. Cake is more than sugar. Cake is scarred and is lost in the many flavours of the world. Cake is good, but it is wrong."

"... Cake is different. People get bored with the same taste of sugar over and over again. Cake is the change."

" I had no idea you were so passionate about cakes."

This is just..

"You are still wrong regardless, Light-kun."

"Pardon?"

"Sugar cube-san should be known as -sama."

"I disagree."

"Once again, Light-kun is stubborn."

"I'm not stubborn. You are stubborn on the whole stupid heirarchy of sweets."

"I have more experience in this area."

"Since you are such a child, I have no doubt of your undying wisdom."

"We appear to have reached a disagreement. I hope our friendship is able to survive this steep and unimaginable hill."

Hopefully you'll be dead soon and I won't have to worry much about it.

"Of course it will, Ryuuzaki. I don't care about sweets that much."

"No, you don't. You care about being right. Most particularly when you're wrong."

I will strangle this man with my bare hands —

"It's obviously sugar cube-sama..."

"Ryuuzaki! Cake will always be better than the sugar cube. You're just too blind to see it."

"I have awakened Light-kun's secret passion. Does Misa-san know?"

"Stop ignoring me!"

"How long have they been at this?"

"Two hours, Matsuda. Two hours."

"I preferred it when they were punching each other."

"Me too, Chief."

"I know! Let's buy them some cake and help them make up!"

"Shut up, Matsuda!"