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OCs: Sam (meh friend)

If the dialogue is good, I'm writing it.

If not, Its sam.

By: Sam

Plot Editor: me i guess

Prologue: The Multiverse is a busy place with An Infinite number of infinitely large universes, each a possibility of the future, only a place viewed by sapphires and omniscient narrators . there is one universe to focus on though, one of the infinite numbers of universes with a version of Steven Quartz Universe. But not one you've seen, a slightly different one.

Now to the fun.

Chapter 1 : you are not above the law

Actually chapter one, Steven and his friend Connie are walking to her school, because somehow he had convinced her parents that this should work out all right. This was unusual but so is this whole story. They talk, mostly about the weekend that had just happened . They soon arrive at their destination. This being a plain looking middle school/high school combo super school. Connie continues into the quad as Steven looks on saying the appropriate goodbyes like "goodbye" and "see you next week". He promptly begins walking in the opposite direction. Nearby in the quad a truancy office notices the little truant, and follows him.

After walking a few blocks the truancy officer is 4 feet away from Steven, he turns around before uttering .

"Who are you and why are you following me?"

But before he can do anything the truancy officer grabbed him and pulled him towards the school. Little did he know that Steven had been in more situation more times than he can or cares to count. He simply avoids this by making his bubble thus violently launching him away from the truancy officer. He uses the moment of confusion to make his running get away but nothing can save Steven from an adult who has longer legs and who happens to run 2 miles everyday and was almost in the olympics. So realising the futility of his actions he dramatically turned himself in.

He was dragged all the way to the school, this was very painful but satisfied his need for drama. Soon he was put before the principal who, may have been even more intimidating than the infamous Yellow Diamond. He was slightly terrified but soon settled down. The principle asked him many questions on if he was going to a different school, if he was homeschooled and what he did if he didn't go to school. Steven explained the whole thing about magic, the gems,lion,connie,the diamonds and everything else. The principle nodded , registered him and enrolled him in a special needs class (Steven didn't know this the monitor was deliberately pointed away from him). Then the principle said something into the microphone on his desk.

Minutes later Connie carefully and tactfully opened the door and as she did she suppressed a gasp.

"This is the new kid,and you will give him a tour of the campus. Now, BEGONE THOT!" the principle boomed.

As the pair walked they talked.

"I'm kind of scared." steven moped

"Why would you be ?"

"Because I've never been to a school of any sort before! And what you've told me about the kids I should be scared!"

"Okay,let me get this all see here, you've been abducted twice, fought hundreds of monsters many of them 1-2 hundred times your size and forcefully launched into interplanetary space by your own family. After all that and you fear SCHOOL! The 2nd tamest place in the universe !

"Yes." Steven said putting on the weird,yet cute face he can when he doesn't feel like taking.

"You really are something else,"

"No… I'm Steven!"

Connie promptly facepalmed.

"Okay back to business this is the art department, it was almost burned down."

"Wow"

"Okay here's the back office and the therapist,"

"Okay"

"And lastly the math and science departments"

"Oh , neato, but."

"But what"

"What's that shadowy place over there?"

Connie looked him dead in the eyes,

"That's the theater department, you must never go there."

"Okey dokey."

"Well that's it. Since the administration is still working out your classes I think you're supposed to shadow me."

In here mind she though, "this will be interesting."

The bell rung, and lo and behold the once empty hall ways instantly fooled with students. Connie grabbed Steven and they ran through the mass of students, Connie expertly dodged through the crowd and arrived at 2nd period class Biology. They quickly sat at the back of the class. The teacher came to the front of the class she sat down and found a little sticky note on her desk.

"Okay, according to this sticky there's either a new student of a very bad prankster."

Steven raised his hand.

"I'm the new student! Also what's biology?"

"It's the study of life, anyone who's passed any kind of english class would know."

"I've never been to school I'm just following my friend Connie!"

"Oh, this is going to be rich." the teacher deadpanned.

Connie slammed her head against the desk This is going great, less than a minute in and he's already done for. This is just fine.

The teacher broke the silence

"Okay it doesn't say your name here so I assume you do know your name, right?"

At this point most of the class was recording this to put on "clicktalk" (snapchat).

"My name is Steven Universe!"

There was silence, then all of a sudden there was uproarious laughter. Because who the hell has "Universe" as a last name? Of course this all his the fact that they wished their last name was "Universe".

The rest of the period went a little better than the beginning but not by much, between the lack of classroom etiquette and not knowing everything from Preschool to 6th grade really made Connie regret certain choices she had made. This continues through social studies and up to lunch. She helped him get lunch. Now the final stretch, PE and Health, hopefully he can not mess up in the this last part.

"Okay Steven next up is PE"

"What's PE"

"It's just exercise class just remember NO MAGIC. The stunt you pulled this morning was already pushing it, just imagine if you were caught on tape doing magic the world can only take so much magic."

She was using the puppy eyes again.

"O...kay?"

"Good"

The bell rung, now was the time.

They ran Connie explained that she need to change into her uniform and told him how to get to the weight room. Steven ran to the room and saw it he quickly turned and entered the room. He saw weights everywhere. A small yet muscular man,no,dude he seemed alright. Steven decided to get serious .

"Hello, my name's Steven Universe!"

"Hey, bro, you ready for PE?"

"Hmmm, maybe ?"

"Good, are ready to get RIPPED BRO"

"YEAH BRO."

At that moment Connie walked in.

"Hellooooo… Connie…"

Steven said.

PE went surprisingly well, and the teacher was impressed with Steven and his above average lifting abilities. 90 minutes later the bell rang, the final class was next, health class. With the nice and kind Ms. Elves . Though no matter how good of a teacher she was Steven quickly lost all the childhood innocence he had (if ya know what I mean *wink*) . but finally the day came to an end, Connie and Steven walked home.

Steven broke the mutual silence.

"Okay today was fun but all those teachers gave me all these papers, what do I do with them?"

"Oh, thats homework, you do it at home."

"WWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!"

"Yes welcome to reality there's homework."

"Okay next time I get grabbed by anyone I need to stay in the bubble longer."

He bubbled and sent his homework back to the temple. As if he had some magical 6th sense lion showed up at that moment and Steven hopped on but fell off the other side, as lions are very slippery, but you wouldn't know. Steven hopped on again this time no slipping. He and lion warped away saying only

"Good byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee"

The words faded dramatically as they flew off.

After about 5-7 minutes he was home, but no one else so he sat at the table, being totally illiterate. After thinking about how to do this, thinking of who could help him and he moaned, face against the counter, defeated.

"I wish I had help with this homework"

Suddenly his gem growed,the door to rose's room opened. He knew what to do, He grabbed his homework, and walked into rose's room.

Somewhere very far away a mechanical announcer said in an ominous tone,

"End Chapter 1, begin chapter 2"