After Bin laden had his booty call drenched in his semen, the military showed up to find the giant furry shemale winged uncle sam. "Uncle sam what doing here you're supposed to be at a plane bachelorette party."
Oh SHIT i'm sponsoring the 7turdy7" He summoned a mighty murder stallion. He summoned more and they began having a murder stallion murder orgy. Good old murder orgy haven't seen one of those since back in adolfs gas chamber. The murder stallions exploded with a mighty massive orgasm. The murder stallion semen was cotton candy that fell into the river of semen that flooded all of new york. The few survivors screamed in delight and reached out for the cotton candy and ate it, not knowing it was murder stallion jiz. The survivors feel an awful feeling in their stomach. When suddenly Pedophile chestbursters bust out of there anus and jump out of their butt hole and crawled over to the playground. The pedophile chestbursters all transformed into JARED FOGLE. HIs name is Jared and hes still looking good. The 69 Xeno-Jared Fogle horde rounded up all of the kids and raped them with his 5 dollar foot long. Morgan Freeman appeared in a bright flash of heavenly light revealing his godhood to the entire world. Before he eradicated all 69 Xeno-Jareds he said "Listen to my heavenly voice and gaze upon my freckles, congratulations you've just been Freemaned." Morgan Freeman eradicated of all of the Jareds with a mighty blast from his ass. Another heavenly light shone down from the sky. A figure slowly descended down from the heavens, before the figure began plummeting down from the heavens and face planted into the ground creating a crater. King of Nipples has arrived. King Butthole came out of nowhere and landed on King of Nipples, making a even larger crater. Meanwhile King Bonerfart decimated Chicago with a giant meatball. Bonerfarts blew up the meatball and began flying with a epic trail of fire behind him decimating countless cities on the way to New York. Bonerfarts flew through the air epicly flipping off the cities as they were engulfed in fire and epic explosions. Bonerfarts landed in New York with a superhero landing (Its very had on your knees). "Alright Freeman i'm here to stop you from spreading the knowledge of ass to children. They must not know how to bend time with their ass." King of Butthole said as he was standing on King of Nipples.
"CAN YOU GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU CHEESE STICK FUCK" Yelled King of Nipples. "Who said that?"
"THE ONE YOUR STANDING ON YOU FUCK!" "Oh you bitch."
"CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU TWO" Yelled Bonerfarts. "STOP YELLING" Yelled Butthole. "YOUR YELLING" Yelled Bonerfarts. "WE'RE ALL YELLING" Nipples yelled.
Meanwhile at the hall of super best friends. "Let all debts be forgivin and all slaves be freed JIZ TRAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIPPLE SALADS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Suddenly a huge beam of light shot out of the hall of super best friends and landed on top of the three kings.

TO BE CONTINUED