Author's Note- Well, hey guys! (Dodges another freaking chair, seriously, where do they keep coming from?) Ok, so if you guys are reading this because of my other story, I'll explain about that at the end of the chapter. However, this isn't Harry Potter, no this is Naruto and man, I'm actually really excited! First off though, obviously, this is complete AU, while crossover from my made up AU to Canon Naruto/Boruto. Long story short, I read a bunch of Naruto fics that ask the question, what would happen if Naruto was actually a girl? Well, I'm taking a slightly different root and diving head first into what happens if Boruto generation meets their counterparts from a different universe. And surprise, that universe has Fem Naruto! So, if you don't like it, don't read it. You've been warned. Anyway, I should also note that I'm not the biggest fan of Boruto and if I get some plot points wrong, Oops. So this take places after the Chunin exams and I'm making it so that Boruto and crew are genin because it makes no sense to me why Boruto is a genin in the movie but still an academy brat in the anime so you know what, instant promotion! (You're welcome, Boruto, you little shit) And lastly, I blame the amazing fics, All Started with a Smell and Deja Vu no Jutsu for giving me the inspiration for this fic! Alright, that should be everything! On to the story!

Chapter 1: We are so grounded…

Shikadai

If there was one thing Shikadai hated, it was how loud the friends could be. Don't get him wrong, he liked his friends. But there was a reason that on the only day off he's gotten in two weeks that he decided to not go outside. He wanted to nap, he really wanted to nap. Unfortunately, Chocho and Boruto wouldn't hear it.

"Come on, dude! We got five more months before we can take the Chunin exams again, we need to train!" Boruto had stated as Chocho used her ridiculously stupid strength to sling him over her shoulder when he tried to ignore his friends and fall back asleep.

Shikadai wanted to be sassy, saying something like, 'It's a miracle that you're even allowed to participate in the next exam, asshole.' But, he had already forgiven Boruto and decided that opening that bag of worms again would more troublesome than it was worth. The two teams, plus Metal Lee, had just stepped into Shikadai's backyard when the ground started to shake violently.

"Ow!" Shikadai yelped when Chocho dropped him as she stumbled bring their teammate down with her. Boruto, Mitsuki and Lee ended up on their asses too, though Mitsuki looked more curious than scared. Sarada's eyes flashed red as she pointed shakily in front of her.

"Over here!" He could feel his eyes widening in disbelief. There was a gigantic, white energy lined hole in the middle of his mother's flower garden. An overwhelming sense of dread filled him at the idea of explain to his mother why she lost her petunias. Then, the hole spat out, kids?!

No, really, it was like they were shot out of a canon. Shikadai couldn't help the wince that escaped him as the boy took the brunt of the landing. The group collapsed into a pile next to one another. Yep, those were definitely kids that were collapsed out in the backyard. Three girls and one boy.

There was an awkward staring contest that commenced, his friends just as god smacked as he was. His brain refused to connect the dots and Shikadai resisted the urge to yell out "Kai!" The two eldest seemed to react quicker than everyone else. Before Shikadai could blink, the eldest girl with brown hair snatched up what looked like her mini-me before darting into the Nara forest, the blond boy already in the lead with the red-head in his arms.

"Hey wait!" And they gave chase.

Boruto

"Huh? Why did we stop? We could have got them!" Boruto was sure that they could have caught up to those strange portal kids. Then they would have beaten them up (not the non-shinobis, of course) and brought them before his dad. And once his good for nothing Dad saw how awesome he was, he would have to recognize him (and his friends.)

"This is as far into the forest that I'm allowed in." Shikadai stated. You could see in his eyes that his mind was going a mile a minute. "The fact that the deer haven't done anything though, it's weird."

"Weird or not, did anyone get a good look at them?" Sarada asked, pushing her red glasses up the bridge of her nose, the light reflecting off it.

"No, my most youthful companions! They ran off at such a youthful speed at I was too distracted to notice them!" Great, the run had clearly put Lee into one of his youthful moods again… at least there was no rainbow genjustu this time.

"The boy that carried the red head looked a little like you, Boruto." Mitsuki commented cheerfully.

"Eh? Really?" Boruto hadn't really noticed because that guy had ran away fast with the other girl right on his heels.

"Maybe we should head back," Sarada suggested. "the ANBU will get them."

"Yeah guys, its getting close to lunch time and I'm starving." Chocho complained and her stomach grumbled in agreement. Inojin, looking entirely too much like Uncle Sai, commented,

"That's possible?" The punch that followed was totally expected.

What wasn't expected was the arrival of Kakashi when they enter Shikadai's backyard again, twenty minutes later. The sixth Hokage looked annoyed and the moment his eyes landed on Boruto, the older man asked,

"What did you do?"

"Me!?" This was total unfair, he hadn't done anything today!

"Yes, you. Right now, your father has two genin, a seven and a four-year-old in his office saying that they've come from a different Konoha. So, what did you do?" Kakashi pressed again. For some reason, Kakashi and Boruto had never really got along. Sarada had always been his favorite out the Team 7 offspring and he made that really clear.

"For once, he didn't do anything," Sarada explained. "They-"

"They came out of a hole from my mom's petunias." Shikadai drawled out bluntly, pointing to the large burnt mark in the flowers. Boruto could picture Shikadai's mom face the moment she saw it. Note to self, stay away from the Nara compound for two days.

"This is such a drag." Everyone snapped up to look at Hokage's advisor, his hands stuff in his pockets and his shoulders hunched. Uncle Shikamaru had the same look on his face as Kakashi. He stalked towards the group of genin before clapping his hands down on the heads of his son and godson. Boruto glanced at Shikadai, who looked just as confused as he felt.

"Come on, you two, we're going to the tower." Uncle Shikamaru explained. He dropped his hands before he started walking towards the tower.

"Boys."

"Coming."

Boruto hated his dad's office. It was busy, always full of paperwork and a constant reminder about why he was always late for dinner and never home. So yeah, he hated the place. Who would ever want to be Hokage anyway?

His dad sat at his desk, his cape on his chair and his bandaged hand rubbing his temples. On the other side of the desk were the kids from earlier. Boruto looked at them. The most noticeable one was the guy, being that he was the one guy of the bunch. He was a little taller than Shikadai and himself but he looked about the same age as them. He had dirty blond hair that was tied back in a low ponytail at the back of his neck. However, some of his hair fell into his tan face and forehead protector, kinda reminding Boruto of Aunt Ino. He wore a skin-tight navy shirt with the standard shinobi pants and sandals. Lastly, he had his tools strapped to his leg and bandages wrapped over his knuckles to his elbows. Huh, he didn't look that tough.

The eldest girl turned to face him and Boruto couldn't help it. The girl was pretty, like really pretty. Not in the artificial way like, ugh fangirls, but in an understated, kick ass kunoichi way. Boruto puffed his chest out slightly only to shrink back slightly when the guy's blue eyes narrow dangerously. Anyway, the girl was dressed in a black, sleeveless shirt, black skin-tight leggings, and black shinobi sandals. To add some color, she had a darker red, almost purple, kimono like top over it. Her forehead protector was wrapped around her arm like Shikadai's. Besides the standard shinobi tools, her high bun looked riddle with senbon, framing it like a crown. Her dark brown, almost black bangs shaped her pale face and covered her forehead. Lastly, her sapphire blue eyes seemed to be lined with kohl, making them stand out even more.

The eldest two each had a munchkin with them. The guy was piggyback the redhead girl with golden brown eyes. The girl was cradling her mini clone in her arms as the little one slept peacefully on her shoulder. In all, the pair didn't look that specially or intimidating. It would only be later that he would regret those words.

"Would you two like to introduce yourself?" Dad's question snapped Boruto back into attention as the guy stepped forward. He was moving almost lazily, but his eyes were attentive and his muscles were tense. He quickly bowed towards his dad before straightening, the girl still clinging to him.

"I'm Takashi Uzumaki-"

"What?!"

Mira

Mira was going to kill her brother. There was no doubt in her mind that the moment they got back home, her beloved twin brother would be strangled so badly by her shadows that he would be blue in the face for a month. Because this was all his fault! Completely his stupid, genius fault!

Now, the twins had done some amazingly troublesome stuff before. All in the name of pranks, of course. Like the time they made the Academy invisible for a week. Or the time they replaced all of the water in the ANBU headquarters with sake, without getting caught. Or the time they let the deer stampede into the Hyuga compound. But this time, the blame lied solely on Takashi and his stupid fuinjutsu!

Ok, so maybe she had egged him on a little… ok, a lot. But still, Mira really couldn't be blamed for this… Actually, knowing her parents, the twins were both going to be grounded until they were jonins. Ugh, having to do D-ranks again with that stupid cat that wouldn't die made her flinch. What a drag… And the day had started off so well for her.

It was the first time in two weeks that her team and Taka's had the same day off. Naturally, Team 7 and Team 10 found themselves in the Nara compound, using the gigantic field Dad had built under the house for Mom when they got married. Anyway, the two teams decided to do a sparing tag team match against each other. After drawing names, the teams were the twins v. Sarada and Chocho v. Inojin and Kenji. It was an easy win for the twins, given their innate teamwork and as Inojin puts it, really creepy twin telepathy.

"Taka, are you still working on that thing?" Mira asked her twin, Takashi, as they sat on the sidelines. The rest of their teams were having a rematch because Inojin had said something insensitive again. Taka lifted his sky-blue eyes up lazily at her, his scroll and ink laying in front of him.

"Don't ask troublesome questions that you already know the answer to, sis." He answered back, his eyes drifting back to the seal. She rolled her own blue eyes before stating,

"You know, Mom's going to kill you if she finds out that your messing with that thing without her supervision."

"What Mom doesn't know won't kill her. Besides, you're the one who said I couldn't figure it out. I'll just blame you for giving me the idea." He smirked at her. She was about to snap back a sassy reply when their little sisters slipped through the door. Naturally, the twins' over productive instincts shot up in attention.

"Beni, Motoko, get over here." Mira ordered as Taka shifted over to give the younger girls space. The last thing the twins need was for their sisters to get hit by a fireball or an inked lion under their watch again. Benihime raced over, her long red hair making her look like a firecracker while Motoko tried to keep up. Unfortunately for the poor four-year-old, Beni's seven-year-old legs were faster.

"Taka, Mira! Shino-Sensei let us out early today and I ran into Granny and I …" Benihime's mouth started running a mile a minute as she recounted her afternoon. Taka tuned her out, nodding along sluggishly as Beni decided her big brother's shoulder were an appropriate seat for her to continue her story.

That was Beni for you. Young, energetic, with a big heart and an even bigger mouth. It was no wonder Dad jokes that if she didn't have his eyes, he would have been worried. Clearly, Beni wasn't your stereotypical Nara.

Motoko, on the other hand, was definitely the most like Dad. Even though she was young, little Motoko didn't do much. She slept, she watched Dad play shogi, she watched Mom train, she slept some more. Which explains why the littlest Nara decided to use her eldest sister's lap as a pillow.

So, how did a such a normal day such as this turn into a day of hell? Well, apparently you can bat a fireball into a different direction with the Hyuga's Revolving Heaven.

"Look out!" Too bad it was headed for the siblings. Shit!

Now, it should be noted that Mira has a photographic memory. Taka may be more creative and can figure out patterns better but Mira remembers everything, down to the smallest detail. So the very fact that she can't, for the life of her, figure out how Taka's seal activated bugged the living crap out of her.

But the seal did activate, which was why Mira and her siblings were currently falling through a portal/tunnel/whatever the fuck it was. There was a light at the end of it and they were rapidly approaching it.

"What the Hell?!" Taka cursed as before the younger girls screamed, reminding their shinobi siblings that, yes, they were falling to their deaths too. How kind of them.

"The girls!" Mira reached out and tucked her sisters into her. And Taka, being the chivalrous brother that he was, wrapped his arms around her waist, the girls sandwiched between them. Then they hit the light at the end of the tunnel.

The sight of the kids scared the living shit out of her and filled her mind with unanswered questions. Questions like, what happen to the porch Dad had put in? Why was Mom's vegetable garden full of petunias? And why the flying fuck did Sarada have glasses on and what did she do to her hair? (The last question was the most important, obviously.) This place was different. Mira's eyes took in her surroundings as the group of kids sprawled out before them tried to make head and tails of what just happened. The moment Taka started running, Mira did to, Motoko clutched so tight to her chest it was almost suffocating. As the twins leaped into the forest, she caught sight out the craved mountain and everything clicked.

Taka

"This can't be happening, Taka, you sent us into a different, fucking dimension!"

"You said a bad word, Bid Sister."

"So not the time, Motoko." Taka snarked before turning to glare at the sister speeding next to him. Beni had a death grip on his neck and was abnormally silent.

"What do you mean different dimension?" He asked as they maneuvered through the forest that they grow up in. Or at least, it looked like the forest they grew up. Taka was zooming through the forest and Mira was keeping pace. But he knew she couldn't keep this up forever and that they would have to stop for her to rest.

"Check out the Hokage Heads, smartass."

"…Ah, shit." Ah, shit was right. Even in the trees, Taka could see the heads of their leaders carved into the mountain cliff. Oh, the first six heads were fine, in fact, if Uncle Kakashi was there, he would joke that he never looked better. But it was the seventh face that made him pale.

Takashi was a mama's boy. His mother was absolutely the best human being in the world and no matter how troublesome or silly she could get, he would always love her. Dad had made a point to drill in the twins' heads that their Mom had done too much and suffer too much to have to deal with bratty, disrespectful children. The patriarch went into detail about her life before them and constantly remind them that they were to respect and honor her, not just because she was their Kage but because she was their mother.

Naruto Uzumaki was the world's greatest kunoichi, one of its few fuinjutsu mistresses and the best damn Hokage Konoha has had in a really long time. She was beautiful, powerful, and loving. So instead of seeing his mother's face carved into stone, her long braid elegantly designed into stone with it (because that was her signature look), a man's face replaced.

A man that looked eerily similar to the 4th Hokage. A man who, like his mother, wore his forehead protector proudly on his forehead. A man, like his mother, with 3 whisker marks on each cheek. Fucking A.

"Alright, girls, we're going to be seeing this world's Hokage really soon. No matter what, let us do the talking. You know nothing, got it?" Mira's voice left no room for discussion. The little girls gave their confirmation, because they were shinobi children and they knew an order when they heard one. A thought crashed into Taka.

"Beni, I need you to tie my forehead protector to my forehead. Mira-"

"Yeah, I get it. Motoko, tie mine to my upper left arm."

"Where Daddy has his?"

"Yep, where Daddy has his." Mira whispered back softly, as the realization hit the twins hard. Unlike what Inojin believes, they did not have twin telepathy. They were just really entuned with each other, obviously. And there were times when they just need to look at each to form the exact same plan or know what the other is thinking. And Mira look terrified.

Hell, he felt terrified too. This wasn't their Konoha and those kids, dammit, he knew Inojin, Chocho, Lee, Sarada and Mitsuki anywhere. But they were all dressed differently, almost like they were wearing civilian clothing for some unholy reason. (Well, expect for Lee, he looked exactly the same, which was strangely comforting.)

What really scared Taka though, was the two other boys. The boy with the Nara hair and teal eyes and the boy with Mom's coloring and whisker marks. Taka had a hunch about who those boys were. For the first time in a long time, he was hoping that he was wrong. About he was the son of a genius and he was rarely wrong.

"We lost the kids." Mira spoke after minutes passed. "They're still going to keep looking for us and then ANBUs going to show up. We need to talk to the Hokage as soon as possible."

"And tell him what?" Taka mumbled sarcastic. "Oh, hello Lord Hokage, we're just your kids from a different dimension. Did I forget to mention that you're a woman and our mom?" He could feel the glare that Mira was sending him.

"No, smartass, we're going to say as much as possible without saying anything at all. See if these guys can look beneath the underneath." She was smirking, you could tell it in her voice. While a risky plan, honestly, it was the only thing that they got that would work.

"Shall we go through the window then?"

"Let's." But first, Taka needed to fix his hair. The last thing they needed was to be questioned on his hairstyle and why Taka's blond hair had brown roots.

Author's Note - So, what did you guys think? Do you like it? Should I continue? Why is my female oc name Mira? Did you figure out the siblings' parents yet? Review your feeling to me, I thrive on reviews... and favorites... and follows. Now, for my Harry Potter fans, will I finish Harriet Potter's story? The honest answer is maybe... I kinda wrote myself into a block. Remember my note about wanting to expanded the Wizarding World, yeah, I made it too big and couldn't fix it. Also, I kinda fell out of love Harry Potter in general so who knows if I'm going to finish it. We'll see. Anyway, until next time. I love you guys so much! See you guys next time!

-V. I. Winthrop