The Provisional Laws of Acquired Behavior or Learning

"Accidentally" lost by the Dursley's in London toddler Harry Potter seeks sanctuary in a movie theatre and isn't found till a week later.

Disclaimer: I don't at this time own any published work of Sega or JK Rowling, if I did I'd gut the current Sonic fandom and only allow literate people to contribute cutting the fandom back by 90% and improving the quality by the same percentage.

Author note: The second I saw the name of the person who wrote that thesis I knew I found my story's name.

5 year old Harry Potter contemplated his recent life choices as he nibbled on the delicious hot dog and slurped the fizzy juice under the front seat of the cinema as he tried to understand the stuff on the big screen, briefly he thought that the images looked like the ones shown on the box that uncle said he wasn't allowed to look at. But he continued to munch on the hotdog, or was it a chilidog?

Well anyway he was starting to understand, it even played when he went to sleep! And the seats were soft enough to sleep on, unlike his cupboard.
Oh its starting again!
*Beeb boop boop beeb boop boop*
…the screen pans from the monitor screens into darkness
*Beeb boop boop beeb boop boop*
…past a wall of dark glowing circuitry
*Beeb boop boop beeb boop boop*
*Electrical Pulse*
…illuminating the form of a blue metal robot before fading out
*Beeb boop boop beeb boop boop*
*Electrical Pulse*
…a closeup of wicked metal claws
*Beeb boop boop beeb boop boop*
…closer still
*Electrical Pulse*
…red shoes with white stripes
*Beeb boop boop beeb boop boop*
…closer still
*Electrical Pulse*
…a yellow power outlet on the robot
*Beeb boop boop beeb boop boop*
*Electrical Pulse*
…a egg shaped man is shown in front of the robot begins speaking…
"Finally the only thing left to be done is to capture the essential life data from your counterpart, then you will be complete my Hyper Metal Sonic.
"When you awaken…"
The robots head is shown
*Menacing growl*
"KILL HIM!"
-and its eyes glow red!
"Mwhhahahahahahahahaha!"