So for this story, it will not be a story, but it's just HARRY POTTER JOKES AND PUNS!

Have fun

each chapter will have 5 puns

1. JK ROWLING

Me: how did Harry Potter go down the hill

Friend: Idk, How?

Me: Walking

Friend: -_-

Me: JK, ROWLING

2. Slytherin

Hermione: I'm going to bed

Draco: Can I Slytherin?

Hermione: -_-

Harry: *LOL FACE*

3. Sirius

Harry: You're white

Sirius: No, I'm Black

Harry: lol, stop joking

Sirius: I'm Sirius

4. knock Knock

Voldemort: Knock Knock

Harry: Who is there?

Voldemort: You Know

Harry: You Know Who?

Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!

5. AVADA KED-

Voldemort: AVADA KED-

Hermione: You're going to take someone eye out. Beside, you're saying it wrong

Voldemort: -_-

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