(I gotta believe...)

On a virtual plain, the camera shows a figure with a Dual Gashat in the hoister at his side. As the music slowly built up, the camera revealed that the figure had a black vest over a light blue shirt with magenta sleeves. He also wore purple pants with various light colors decorating the shins and black boots. He grabbed the Gashat Dual, the back of his head revealing that its black, turning the yellow dial before becoming Perfect Puzzle as the camera was about to show his face. Perfect Puzzle tilted his head as the title of the story showed:

Overwatch: The Parody

The scene quickly transitioned to an unknown Proto-Gashat that was thrown in a certain direction.

I don't wanna know heta na shinjitsu nara

The Gashat was caught and placed into a weird machine attached to a computer, the figure from earlier staring at a screen and coding away, the Gashat turning into pixels as the camera zoomed in on it.

I don't wanna know shiranai kurai ga ii noni

The scene quickly transitioned to the figure with his back facing the camera, looking at his right raised hand as he dissolved into copper pixels.

Why? kizukeba I came too far

The figure was in a white oblivion, numerous games appearing, before pairing up and swirling together.

Tomaranai kanjiru kono yokan wa
The new beginning

The figure was surrounded by numerous silhouettes that had scribbles on one of their forearms. However, the figure became a white silhouette, with no scribbles on ether of his forearms.

michi no ryouiki ima wo kirihirakun da
I gotta believe!
(Turn it on!)

A circle platform appeared, in the center stood the figure, revealing that he had red eyes. The camera circled as it showed that Hana/D Va, Lena/Tracer, Winston, Lucio, and Sombra were standing at the edge of the circle, each readying their weapons. Suddenly, the unknown teen grinned and became Perfect Knock-Out.

Soutou
EXCITE! EXCITE! takanaru
EXCITE! EXCITE! kokoro ga

A quick montage of attacks were shown. First, there were two monochrome silhouettes that did a cross-attack. Second, Reaper appeared and became his Wraith Form. Then, Soldier 47 quickly used his Ultimate and fired like crazy. Finally, Reinhart appeared with his hammer before Perfect Knock-Out suddenly appeared and slashed.

michibiku ano basho e kakenukete ikudake

A close up of the teen's right side appeared, showing the Overwatch symbol against the night sky. Suddenly, the left side was shown, the Talon symbol shown against the morning sky.

(Hey!) I'm on a mission right now
(Hey!) I'm on a mission right now

Three different figures were shown: Knock-Out Fighter, Bang-Bang Simulations, and an figure with Shakariki Sports themed armor.

EXCITE! EXCITE! kotae wa
EXCITE! EXCITE! kotae wa

The scene quickly switched and showed the teen running towards a light as he turned into Knock-Out Fighter.

I. kono te no naka

Suddenly, Knock-Out Fighter became Perfect Puzzle.

II. susumu beki life

Bang-Bang Simulations became Taddle Fantasy.

III. ikite iku dake

The Shakariki Sports armor became something similar to Lazar Turbo.

The teen was showed again back at his desk, leaning back and asleep as the computer screen displayed the title again:

Overwatch: The Parody


I sighed as I typed away, the progress on my project slowly getting more completed. You would think that 'Genmu' would've done this easily, but he didn't. It's like disassembling an airplane by hand before blindly trying to put it back together, seats, wires, and fuel tanks included.

Difficult.

After stretching, saving my progress, and locking my computer while putting up the encryptions and firewalls, I grabbed the Gashat Dual I already have completed...

As I stepped out of my apartment and locked the door, the hospital I live across from suddenly had an area light up, projecting a blue transparent box while sirens sounded. I muttered as I walked over to my job, "Here's hoping nether Talon or Overwatch tries to recruit me..."

I crossed the street and entered the hospital, the staff dashing over to brief me as I asked, "So, what game is it this time?" A doctor read off of a clipboard as we went around a corner, "Subject is a female human. She has been infected with Toki Meki Crisis." "So I'm dealing with the 'dating simulator'? Good grief... Anything to note of the subject?" A nurse answered, "She hates violence and, according to her dating profile, dislikes hot temperatures." I nodded as a different nurse spoke up, "Doctor Parado! Did you meet your soulmate, yet?"

I stopped suddenly, my expression downcasted before I repeated to them, "I told you all before, I'm no doctor. A doctor is supposed to be a physician, one that uses medicine or holds a doctorate. I'm not a doctor. I'm just a gamer. Besides, I have no words to begin with..." With my piece said, I left the silent and stunned group behind me as I went out to the field.

Idly, I noticed a red light flashing to the side, indicating that it's being broadcasted live to the world.

I wonder who's watching me, this time?


Meanwhile, in the base of Overwatch...

Hana Song, also known as D Va, was watching the live stream of the area from her room. She watched the main star Parado walk up onto the field, looking at the pink infected patient. He spun the dial on his cartridge before a screen popped up behind him.

"PERFECT PUZZLE!"

He slowly grinned as the area had spawned multiple medals, holding the cartridge in front of him.

"WHAT'S THE NEXT STAGE?"

The phrase kept looping as Parado declared, "My heart is dancing! DAI HENSHIN!"

"DUAL UP! GET THE GLORY IN THE CHAIN! PERFECT PUZZLE!"

He was engulfed in blue pixels before his new look was revealed. His suit was black on the sides and white in the middle, the pattern resembling pixels and squares. On his feet, he wore black boots with gold lining. On his torso, he has the same gold plating with a 'window' showing puzzle pieces. On his shoulders and arms, there were blue armor. Finally, his helmet was blue and resembled an owl with yellow eyes. However, the strange thing was that on the other side of the blue armor, the other half was red in the back.

Hana is an avid fan of Parado, as he calls himself. No one knows where he came from, but he's famous in the gaming community despite not being a gamer himself. His country has been quarantined due to a mysterious outbreak called Game Disease, causing the victims to cause destructive damage in different yet common forms. Parado suddenly appeared and saved the patients that were currently affected. His only response to why he's helping is, "Bringing this disease here is my fault alone. I'll do my best to erase my mistake." Since then, he gained numerous followers in the gaming and medical community, even sending layouts for containment areas for Game Disease to hospitals around the world, just in case of Game Disease being in that area. Though the outside world thought of it as a joke, they installed and modified the designs regardless, just to be safe.

She hopes that one day he would join the ranks of Overwatch, but is currently content with what she has, at the moment. She watched in awe as Parado quickly and efficiently defeated the formerly infected patient, before the stream ended, signaling that the battle was over.


Back with "Parado"...

I sighed and grabbed my 'reward' for defeating the illness while leaving the hospital, no one bothering to stop me as I exited.

Ever since coming into this world, I called myself by the original name of the original user of the Dual Gashat: Parado. It's all they know me as, and I want to keep it that way. Ever since those Bugsters showed up, it became a routine to me:

1. Defeat Bugster using Perfect Puzzle/Knock-Out Fighter.

2. After defeating Bugster, grab the manifested remains: the Gashats left behind.

3. Go back to base and work on making Mighty Doctors or other Dual Gashats.

4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 when more Bugsters appears.

5. Try to have some free time to relax.

So far, it works. At the moment, I'm working on a project called Bang-Bang Fantasy. Another future project is Doctor Brothers, but I need up to four Mighty Action X Proto-Gashats ORIGINS to even get started on that.

Taking a break, I decided to turn on the t.v. and see if anything happened in the outside world, only to see...

"BREAKING NEWS! A PAITENT HAS BECOME A VICTIM OF GAME DISEASE!"

I sighed heavily, before calling the director of my hospital, asking, "Is this a joke? If not, then we might as well stop the quarantine..." The omnic on the other line agreed, "I'll let the mayor know. And although it may be cruel of me to ask, Overwatch or Talon?"

I looked at the screen, and at the location this subject is at. "Depends... Since I've been dealing with this alone up until now, maybe Overwatch... Depends on their conditions and such. Can you contact Lucio for me? I'm heading to his hometown, so I want him to make a song for me." "I'll let him know right away. I know you don't like the title, but still, I thank you for helping us all this time, Doctor Parado." I chuckled humorous, "I'm no doctor. I merely only know how to cure one disease..."

As I hung up, my arm flared a little bit, causing me to grit slightly as I rolled up my sleeve.

I witnessed words slowly 'burning' into view on my left forearm.

As I read it, I was stunned by the first words my supposed soulmate will say to me.

A soulmate, that shouldn't even exist due to my home world. A world where all of this is a game. A world, where soulmates are merely a concept or idea.

A Gaming Doctor, huh? What level are you?


At the same time, Hana's formerly blanked arm stung slightly, before it read a few words:

I'm level 99, my current maximum level.


Next time on Overwatch: The Parody...

"You're Doctor Parado, right? I'm Lucio, the guy your friend contacted."

"Proceeding to Phase 99."

"There's a Bugster in Russia?!"

"I'm coming along with you."

"I know the game just for you."

"I'M READY FOR BATTLESHIP, KING OF FANTASY!"


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