Before Sakura knew it, she and Holly Blue were being dragged through a large hallway with soldiers at every corner. Two more guards opened a large wooden door which led into a big room where right ahead, Yellow Diamond was sitting atop a yellow throne with Pearl at her side holding a rolled up document. Jasper was standing to the side with a really focused expression, her hammer at the ready.

"Here we go..." Sakura thought as she held her chin up and tried her best to not look intimidated. Toadsworth as quick as a wink ran to out to the front of Yellow Diamond and bellowed on his trumpet. "Members of the jury, you may enter!" He called out. Sakura looked to the side and filling up an empty jury box, she saw her Pokémon friends from the beach!

Each one of them were looking rather spiffy in fancy suites and ties. "Oh, looks like we might have a chance!" She said with a grin. "What makes you say that? If we lose this we're getting shattered!" Holly Blue said to the little girl. "Trust me, I know these guys!" She replied as she and Holly Blue took their seats.

"The floor is yours Yellow Pearl." Toadsworth said as Yellow Pearl stepped up to a judge podium and sat down. "Ahem!" Yellow Pearl coughed as she unrolled her parchment. She looked down at it and began to read... "The prisoner Holly Blue is being charged with theft of property, said property being our very own Yellow Diamond's royal tart. If found guilty she shall be publicly executed by having her gemstone shattered."

Sakura noticed Holly Blue's hands started to tremble and the once proud looking woman nervously bit her lip, a look of worry upon her face. "First witness!" Yellow Pearl asked as she banged a wooden gavel onto her podium with a loud "whack!" Toadsworth pulled out another school and started to read from it.

"Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool, AKA the merc with the mouth, AKA the raging love machi- wait a second! I think I misread that last part..." Toadsworth said as he adjusted his glasses. "Heyo everybody! The A-number 1 mercenary in all of Wonderland has arrived!" A familiar voice rang out!

"...Oh no..." Sakura groaned as the familiar looking red and black wearing mercenary stepped into the room. "Hey Yellow Pearl, howya doin'? Have you done something with your hair?" Deadpool asked as he took a seat in the witness stand. "Don't bother reading me the proceedings, I've been sued so many times I have it all memorized!" he said with a laugh.

"Uh, very well. So Mr. Wilson, where exactly where you during this, unfortunate event?" Yellow Pearl asked. "Oh I was just kicking back at my place, having a cup of tea. Same crap, different day you know what I'm saying?" he asked. "Hmm, that sounds like an important detail... jury! Write that down!" Yellow Diamond barked.

The jury of Pokémon began scribbling down their "evidence" on small blank chalkboards. "Anything else you would like to add?" Yellow Pearl asked. "Just one... would you like to have some tea at my place sometime Pearl? We could chill and watch a movie or two!" Deadpool said, causing Yellow Pearl to visibly cringe.

"Jasper, have him removed!" Yellow Pearl said as Jasper threw the mercenary over her shoulder. "Ok, I know when I'm not wanted. See you on the other side folks, and have a good night!" He said as Jasper physically tossed him right out the door he came in! "Witness 2, Pinkamena Diane Pie!" Toadsworth bellowed.

"Oh no..." Sakura groaned.

The familiar, pink pony was tossed into the court. She stood at the stand, a smile on her face. "Now, where were you on-"

"OBJECTION!" Pinkie proclaimed with a large, spiky word balloon, "I demand cake first!"

"You can have cake AFTER your testimony." Toadsworth said. Pinkie Pie quickly said, "Proceed."

"Now, did you see anything that you would deem 'suspicious'?" Toadsworth asked.

"Not a thing! I'm innocent! I plead the fifth! The butler did it! There is no spoon! The cake is a lie!" Pinkie shouted.

"Write all of that down." Yellow Diamond said to the witness stand. "Why'd she take that seriously?" Sakura asked.

"On your way now young lady." Toadsworth said as he made a shooing motion with his hands. "Glad to be of service! Where's the cake?" Pinkie asked, bouncing out of the courtroom.

"Having fun?" A familiar voice whispered. Sakura's head darted back and forth, looking for the source. "Over here!" The voice said again. Sakura looked down and saw a butterfly with a blue body, pink wings and a familiar set of horns on it's head. "How many times do I have to tell you? Stop bugging me Discord, it's your fault I'm in this..." Sakura grumbled at the butterfly.

"Oh now what kind of attitude is that?" Discord asked as he fluttered around Sakura's head. "An irritated one..." Sakura groaned some more. "Well if you wish, I could lighten the mood! What do you say we REALLY set Yellow Diamond off?" he asked.

"Please don't. I'm BEGGING YOU..." Sakura said in a pleading voice.

"But child, haven't you forgotten? My name's Discord! It isn't just for show..." Discord said as he vanished in a puff of smoke. "Witness number 3, Chef Jifflypuff!" Toadsworth barked. Sakura noticed a familiar pink puff wearing a chef hat hop into the courtroom and take the witness stand.

Yellow Pearl walked up to the stand and looked at Jigglypuff. "Now, Ms. Puff, you were the cook who made these tarts specifically for Yellow Diamond and I arrived at the kitchen to bring them to the croquet game. Did you see anybody snatch one?" she asked. "Jigglypuff! Jiggly jigglypuff! Jiggly jiggly jiggly puff!" The pink chef said as she moved her little arms all around in a frenzied manner.

"This is so embarrassing..." Sakura groaned as she leaned into the desk in front of her and face palmed. "You're telling me..." Holly Blue said quietly. Yellow Diamond continued to listen to Jigglypuff babble away, her rage slowly building up again. "Enough already! Get to the point or I'll have you shattered!" she barked out loudly! Jigglypuff's large eyes widened and she hid behind her chef hat.

"Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff!" The pink chef said before darting out of the courtroom, leaving a trail of dust behind her.

"Now, with that, let's just move onto the verdict. It's not looking good for you." Yellow Diamond said, a sneer on her face as she regarded Sakura and Holly Blue.

"OBJECTION!"

Another spiky word balloon sprung out to slam Yellow Diamond in the face.

"OW!" She snarled, "WHAT?!"

"Just ONE small detail, your royal...geminess." proclaimed a...thing with slick, combed-back black hair, a blue tuxedo, and a pair of sunglasses. The outfit seemed to be an invocation of Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney. But Sakura realized that the person wearing it was Discord. She felt as if all of her insides fell out of her, "SHE carries a secret. A VERY interesting secret..."

"Uh...please disregard him? He does nothing but-"

"Silence you." Yellow Diamond said to Sakura before looking back at Discord, "What secret?"

"A treasure." Discord said, "A treasure beyond all imagining! A treasure fought over by tyrants, pharaohs, emperors, warlords! And every time it changed hands, it grew larger. And then, suddenly," he snapped his fingers, "it vanished. It didn't reappear for more than a thousand years when knights from the First Crusade found hidden vaults beneath the Temple of Solomon. You see, the knights who found the vaults believed that the treasure was too great for any one man, not even a king. They brought the treasure back to Europe and took the name... the Knights Templar. Over the next century, they smuggled it out of Europe and formed a new brotherhood known as the Freemasons, in honor of the builders of the Great Temple. And, should you shatter these two, it will remain forever buried, no one ever being able to claim it."

"And what treasure would this be?" Yellow Diamond asked, legitimately intrigued.

"The treasure of...Isuckeggs." Discord said, vanishing.

"Fascinating. With this treasure, no one will question my reign ever again." Yellow Diamond said, standing, "Girl...take me to this Treasure of Isuckeggs." There was a pause, no one sure what to say in response, "What? Is it untrue that you know of the Treasure of Isuckeggs?" Some began to snicker, "What?! What is so funny about Isuckeggs?!"

Discord appeared behind her and said, in a voice akin to Yellow Pearl, "It's funny because her lawyer got you to say 'I suck eggs'!" before vanishing.

"We're so shattered. It was nice knowing you." Holly Blue whimpered as Yellow Diamond seemed to realize what she had been saying and how she had been tricked. Holly Blue slid into cover and prepared for the worst.

A vein on Yellow Diamond's neck start to puff up as she clenched her fist, pressed her lips together and her eyes were filled to the brim with anger. "Somebody is going to break for this!" She growled as she pointed her finger right at Sakura! "You! You're behind this, Jasper! Shatter her right now!" The giant woman commanded in a deep booming tone.

"Alright! I've been waiting all day for this!" Jasper said as she walked towards Sakura and cracked her knuckles. "No! It wasn't me, it was-" Sakura pleaded before being cut off at that moment. "Don't toy with me child! This is all your fault and you know it!" Yellow Diamond barked. Just then, Sakura remembered something, something that could possibly save her life!

"The mushroom!" She gasped. Sakura promptly reached into her uniform pocket and pulled out the remaining pieces of mushroom that Comic Book Guy gave her! She promptly stuffed them into her mouth and ate every bite!

The next moment, she slowly rose, expanding in size and mass until she towered over all present. A familiar tune played as she opened her mouth.

"SKREEEONGK!" she roared...before sighing, "So glad Toya's not here."

It still sent all into a fearful panic, but some of the Amethyst guards began swatting at Sakura's legs with their fists to no avail. "Well, you're not so dangerous NOW, are you?" she picked up a handful of the Gems, "You're nothing but shiny little pebbles." She said as she dropped the gems to the floor.

"J-Jasper! Do something!" Yellow Pearl said to her bulky executioner. "...Nu-uh, no way my Diamond, this is your fight!" Jasper said as she backed away. Yellow Diamond growled and turned her head to her servant. "Pearl, you handle this!" she ordered. Yellow Pearl nodded quickly, grabbed a parchment off of her judge podium and leaped across the table.

She ran as quickly as she could to the giant girl and stood at her feet. "Uh, r-rule 42: All persons more than a mile high, be they human or gem and with the exception of our Diamond, must leave the court immediately!" Yellow Pearl stammered. "I agree!" A familiar screechy voice called out from the jury box.

Sakura turned her large head and saw Ratata scramble his way over the edge of the jury box and landing on the floor, he ran up to her and with a small glare, he poked her leg as if he was arguing with someone. "You have no right to grow at such a rapid pace!" he hissed.

"Oh, but I'm NOT going to leave." Sakura said, glaring down at the Gems, "I've had it up to HERE with this madness. It's been nothing but madness and humiliation since I got here. From pointless races to nonsensical tea parties to horribly-produced movies! Now, there's just ONE thing..." Sakura didn't realize that she began to shrink, "To say..." shrunk a bit more, "TO YOU..."

She then realized that she was back to her normal size. Yellow Diamond did as well as a sadistic smile formed on her face, "And that would be...?"

Sakura gulped before saying, "The defense rests."

She then turned tail and bolted as fast as her legs could carry her!

"After her, bring her to me!" Yellow Diamond shouted as she pointed at the court room exit. All of the gem soldiers nodded at once and stampeded out the door! "You heard our Diamond! Move it, move it!" Yellow Pearl hastily commanded! Sakura busted her way through the front doors of the court house and quickly found herself back in Yellow Diamond's garden!

"I gotta get out of here! There should be an exit around here somewhere!" Sakura panted as she took off running again. Right behind her was a small army of Amethyst guards. "Spread out, find her!" One of them shouted and pointed in every direction! Suddenly with a loud *CRASH!* Yellow Diamond burst through the front of the room like a T-rex through a small house!

"Where are you?!" She growled loudly as her head darted back and forth!

Sakura continued running, fast as she could, even as the gems ran after her.

"Hey, wanna join us for tea?" Deadpool called as she ran by. "Well, that was rude." Pinkie said, blowing a noise maker. Sakura ran and ran, looking back to see the gems in hot pursuit along with the two crazies. Then *WHAM!*

"Excuse me, no banging your head on the display case, please." Comic Book Guy said. Sakura didn't even try to comprehend what was going on.

"I need help!" she shouted.

"Sorry, but we're in the middle of the non-sequitur chase. So...no." Comic Book Guy answered. She ran by as he simply said, "Worst cameo ever."

Sakura quickly ran past a nearby square shaped hedge and saw Yellow Diamond on the other side! "There you are!" She yelled and reached for the small girl. Sakura gasped and ran to the side, only to see the giant woman's hand slam down in front of her! She quickly darted to the other side and Yellow Diamond slammed her hand there too!

"Come back here you worm!" Yellow Diamond growled as Sakura ran between her legs and right into some waiting Amethyst guards. "Gotc-d'oh!" The guard shrieked as Sakura knocked her and some other guards over! The little girl quickly rose to her feet and continued running as fast as she could!

Quickly making another turn, Sakura much to her horror saw Jasper waiting for her, her Warhammer at the ready! "AHH!" The little girl shrieked as she darted to the side! "Gragh!" Jasper grunted as she slammed her hammer into the dirt! Suddenly, all around her, Sakura noticed that the whole world seemed to be... falling apart.

It looked as if everything was dematerializing, either turning into wisps of smoke or melting into colorful slime! Sakura grunted as she quickly pulled her feet out of the slimy remains of Yellow Diamond's jeweled plants and scrambled like a mouse running away from a cat! "She's right there, don't let her get away! Shatter her to pieces!" Yellow Diamond barked from behind!

She continued running, eventually coming to a doorway. It seemed to stay in the middle of nowhere, floating just out of reach, but she could instinctively tell that it led somewhere else. Somewhere safe. She grabbed at the knob and twisted only to find it was locked.

"Oh, hello again, little girl." Said a familiar voice. Out of nowhere, a familiar crustacean appeared, "Hi. You remember ME, your best friend, Zoidberg?"

"Could you let me through now? I'm running for my life!" Sakura shouted.

"Oh, sorry. Can't do that." Zoidberg said.

"What?! Why not?!"

"Because you're already through." Zoidberg explained, "Look, see for yourself."

Sakura jumped and peeked through the keyhole, finding...herself, back at the shrine. She had wandered off and was sitting down, fast asleep. Wait...was...was this whole thing...?

"I-is that me...?" Sakura asked herself. "There she is!" she heard a voice from behind call out. Sakura looked behind her and saw Yellow Diamond with her gem army coming up fast! Just then, an idea came to her as quick as a bolt of lightning. Sakura grabbed both sides of her head, shut her eyes as tight as she could began shouting!

"Wake up Sakura, please wake up! Come on, wake up!" She said loudly as Yellow Diamond closed in on her! The giant woman smiled evilly as she reached her large hand towards the little girl, and just as she was about to wrap her large fingers around the little girl, Sakura's vision suddenly became blurry, and in a matter of seconds... all went dark.

"Sakura, wake up!" A soft familiar voice said. "Hmm?" Sakura groaned as she opened her green eyes slowly, feeling a hand on her shoulder gently rocking her back and forth. Sakura looked up and saw Tomoyo standing right in front of her with a grin on her cheeks. "Sleep well?" Tomoyo asked her best friend.

"Oh...I...guess I did." Sakura said, groaning as sat up, "What happened?"

"You wandered off. Everyone's been looking for you." Tomoyo said.

"I'm sorry, I guess I dozed off." Sakura murmured as she stood up, knowing in the pit of her stomach that Toya would tease her relentlessly for this.

"Syaoran was especially worried." Tomoyo added.

"Really?" Sakura asked, eagerly. "Yeah! He vowed not to rest until we found you." Tomoyo said. Sakura looked down and smiled warmly, a light blush appearing on her cheeks. "Come on, let's get back to the others." Tomoyo said as she took Sakura's hand. After a minute or two, Sakura noticed all of her classmates and their teacher straight ahead.

"There you are! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" Their teacher said.

"I'm sorry." Sakura said with a short bow. The group continued on their trip. Sakura didn't miss too much, despite her whole adventure.

Syaoran waited for the two, an angry look on the young boy's face, "Where were you? Do you have any idea-"

"How worried you were?" Sakura asked.

"NO! What would've happened if anything had happened to you!" Syaoran snapped, defensively...though he did seem a bit red.

"Because you care?" Tomoyo asked.

"NO!"

"I'm touched, Li." Sakura said as the three walked to catch up, "Hey, I had the strangest dream. Wanna hear it?"

Unseen by any, Discord snickered as he watched them leave, hiding from the safety of a tree. He then turned to the readers, asking, "Oh, it WAS a dream...or was it? You be the judge."

With that, the draconequus walked off with a skip in his step and whistling a happy tune, passing by Mr. Krabs, Deadpool, Pinkie Pie, the Warners, Comic Book Guy, King Dedede, Jigglypuff, Yellow Diamond, all reveling in their various insanity.

"After all, we're ALL mad here." Discord said with a laugh.

THE END

(Credits song: Follow me Down by 3oh3)

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