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Hicca(v.o.): Everybody has lost something they thought they couldn't live without. Sometimes to find it again you have to be willing to do anything. Even look fear right in the eye. Just make sure you don't blink.

Where is he? He's been late before, but never this late said, Stoick.

Are you sure Trader Johann even has it? Asks Gobber.

I'm sure! I heard from Jorgenson, who heard from Stevenson the Shepherd, who talked to Toldstad the Fisherman, who said he saw Johann put it on his boat himself said, Stoick.

Well, it doesn't get anymore sure than that said Gobber.

You know, it might help if I actually knew what we are looking for said Hicca.

We're looking for Johann. That's all you need to know said, Stoick.

Not to worry, old friend. It'll arrive safely and in good time said Gobber.

Come on, bud. You and me are going on a little field trip said Hicca.

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Okey dokey. We'll start in the west islands and work our way back said Hicca.

Back from where? Asks Asher.

Ah, just a quick spin around the island said Hicca.

Uh-huh. Quick spin, huh? With enough food to feed Snotlout's whole family? Asks Asher.

Did I hear my name? Oooh! Do I see a salmon? Said Snotlout.

Uh... Alright. Look. If you must know said Hicca.

And we must said Asher,

Hmmm, hmmm said Snotlout.

: I'm going to do something for my father. Okay. Okay. Trader Johann is bringing something for him, something important and he should have been here by now said Hicca.

You're not eating this fish, are you? Because it's delicious! Hey said Snotlout.

When do we leave? Asks Asher

I need to go alone. If we all disappear, daddy will get suspicious said Hicca.

Go alone? You without us? Ha, ha! Like you could handle anything if we weren't there to bail you- ugh... Help! Out said Snotlout.

Alright, fine... You two can come, but that's it. Don't even tell the others. Heed my warning. I am serious said Hicca.

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Hey, Hicca, Snotlout told us there'll be salmon. And I love lox said Tuffnut.

I'm pretty sure I said Don't tell the others said Hicca.

And I'm pretty sure I didn't listen to you said Snotlout.

Hicca, aren't you always saying it's better when we work as a team? Asks Fishlegs.

Ah... Next time I say that, just slap me in the face said Hicca.

I'll do it right now said Ruffnut.

She will. And she slaps like a guy. It's awesome! Watch! Yeah said Tuffnut.

Hey! Look said, Asher.

I can't see anything through the tears said Tuffnut.

Is that Johann? Asks Hicca.

I thought he had a bigger boat than that said Snotlout.

Come on, gang. Let's check that out said Hicca.

The fog... The fog said, Johann.

Johann, where is your ship? Asks Hicca.

No idea. All I know is, one minute, I was sailing in a perfectly calm sea, the wind at my back, and the next thing I know, my entire ship is pulled out from under me and I'm shark bait said Johann.

I don't understand said Hicca.

I do. I was three days late and trying to make up time and I got too close said, Johann.

Too close to what? Asks Fishlegs.

Too close to Breakneck Bog said, Johann.

The Riders: Breakneck Bog

Many a ship has sailed into its waters, few have returned said Fishlegs.

My grandfather has told me it's pirates said, Asher.

That's ridiculous! Everyone knows it's haunted by a Fog Monster said Snotlout.

Fog Monster? Said Fishlegs.

Legend says the Fog Monster makes this really creepy moan. Then he surrounds you and scrapes the skin off your bones said Tuffnut.

And then he scrapes the bones off of whatever is under those said Tuffnut.

And then it drops the bones from the sky said Ruffnut.

Yes, yes it's true! What he says. It surrounded me said, Johann.

See? Fog Monster! Pirates... ha-ha... stupid grandfather said Snotlout.

Johann, we have to find your ship. There's something on it for my father said Hicca.

Yes, yes, yes, there was, but it wasn't for your father. It was for you said, Johann.

For me? From who? Asks Hicca.

He didn't tell you? It was from your mother said, Johann.

My mother? Asks Hicca.

That's impossible said, Asher.

What is it? Asks Hicca.

I have no idea, lass. I just know it's in a chest with the Berk crest on it said, Johann.

I have to find it. Take us back there. You- you show us where you were when you lost your ship said Hicca.

NO! NOOOOOO! I won't! You can't make me! I have a knife in my boot! I don't have a knife in my boot But no more fog, please said Johann.

Alright, just tell me how I can find Breakneck Bog said Hicca.

Head due East. There's a group of islands in the shape of a man's hand. Breakneck Bog is the thumb said, Johann.

Snotlout, you and the twins take him back to Berk said Hicca.

Back to Berk? With this clown and those clowns? Asks Snotlout.

Would you look at him? You don't have any choice. And if anything happens, you'll be glad you have them with you said Hicca.

Question: What are the rest of us doing? Asks Fishlegs.

We're going to Breakneck Bog said Hicca.


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What if I gave you something from my mother? Or I could give you my mother! You know you love her crab cakes said Fishlegs.

The fooooog... the foooooooooog said, Asher.

AH! Tears, Asher? Is that what want to see? Asks

Look! There it is said Hicca,

Breakneck Bog said Fishlegs.


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Still waiting on that salmon said Tuffnut.

This job is lame. And so are you. Stop crying said Snotlout.


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I don't get it. We flew all around the island. No boat said Hicca.

Not even the remains of a boat said, Asher.

You know who would take a boat? A Fog Monster said Fishlegs.

Settle down, bud said Hicca.

It's okay, Meatlug. It's okay said Fishlegs.

What was that? Asks Asher.

Only one way to find out said Hicca.

Wait a minute! You don't go towards the weird scary sound said Fishlegs.

Yeah, we do. We always do said, Asher.

I hate that about us. Agh... Bones... That's just perfect said Fishlegs.

Ah... Wow! Trader Johann's ship said, Asher.

Wow! He really got off course said Hicca.

Fog Monster said Fishlegs

Stormfly said, Asher.

They're afraid. And they're dragons. So we should ask ourselves: What are we doing? Said Fishlegs.

That boat's not gonna hold them. We have to jump down and send the dragons below said Hicca.

Great. That's just perfect said Fishlegs.

Toothless, ground said Hicca.

Stay where you can hear Daddy said Fishlegs.

Okay, so let's just find this thing and get out of here. We're looking for a chest with the Berk crest on it said Hicca,

Huh?! Care to explain that? Asks Fishlegs,

Below deck said, Asher.

Ah, it's just a little... bone-shower. And it passed said Hicca,

Bone-shower... So I'm the only one who thinks that's weird? Asks Fishlegs.

Um said, Asher.

Okay, It's a little weird said Hicca.

So is that said Fishlegs.

Okay, let's just start looking for the chest and quickly. That really doesn't sound like friendly Hicca.

Fishlegs, I found it said Hicca.

Oh, oh, thank Thor! There was a hand, no skin, all scraped off said Fishlegs.

It's coming after us said, Asher,

Hide! In there saud Hicca.

Nobody... breathe saud Hicca.

I just want you to know, I love you guys said Fishlegs.

Hiccup, Astrid, and Fishlegs: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Hey, guys! Need a haaaaaaaand? Asks Tuffnut.

Tuffnut: YEOUCH! OW! AUGH! Ruffnut! Do! Something! YOUCH! OW! AUGH!

Alright, alright. Break it up, you guys said Hicca.

Ouch! Ow-ow! YEOUCH! Uuuuuuugh said Tuffnut.

So let me get this straight: This was all you. The bones, the scraping? Said Hicca.

That's right. And this was all you: Ooh! Ah! Eek! Said Snotlout.

Actually, most of that was me said Fishlegs.

Oh, gods... Why-why would you do that? What were you thinking? Asks Hicca.

That I was gonna make you pay for sticking me with Trader Johann said Snotlout.

Where is he? Asks Hicca.

Don't worry about him. He's fine said Snotlout.

Just so you know, I'm not going to forget this. And what's with that stupid necklace? Said Asher,

You likey? Yeah. Just a little something I found on deck. I can grab one for you if you want said Snotlout.

Ahh! Falling! Everybody okay? RUUUUUUN said Hicca.

Just so you know, this fog, not us said Snotlout.

Okay, I'll admit. Starting to come around on the "Fog Monster" theory said Hicca.

Teens: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Hi said Fishlegs.

We're alive! Right? said Tuffnut.

Can we please just get out of here? Asks Asher.

Wait! The chest! I- It- It's gone! I just had it said Hicca.

Oh, too bad, so sad. See you back on Berk said Snotlout.

Meatlug! Oh, I missed you, Meatlug. Don't worry, Daddy's taking you home said Fishlegs.

You guys go. I have to find that chest said Hicca.

Do what you gotta do. See you when we see you said Snotlout,

Hold on, you guys. That chest is from her mom said Asher,

Yeah. Touching story. Gotta go said Tuffnut.

Put yourself in her shoes said, Asher.

Shoe said Snotlout.

What if it was your mother? Asks Asher.

I hate you said Snotlout.

And this does not mean we're really friends said Snotlout.

Thank you, guys. I mean it. Now let's go find that Fog Monster said Hicca.


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There it is said, Asher.

Is it just me or does fog not move like that at all? Asks Hicca.

There's two of them said Snotlout.

Asher said Hicca.

On it said Asher.

We lost it said Hicca.

So did we said Asher,

It didn't lose us said Tuffnut.

Settle down, bud said Hicca.

What are they doing? Asks Ruffnut.

They're leaving us said Tuffnut.

I knew Hookfang never liked me said Snotlout.

They're not going anywhere. Look said Hicca.

Their dragons said, Asher.

Yeah, angry ones said Snotlout.

Well, look on the bright side, Fishlegs. No Fog Monster said Hicca.

I feel so much better now said Fishlegs.

What are those things? Asks Ruffnut.

They're like smokey dragon-pirates without the eye-patches said Tuffnut.

Smothering Smokebreath dragons. What? Said Fishlegs.

You knew about these things? Asks Snotlout.

Well, I've read about them. I didn't believe they actually existed said Fishlegs.

So you went with "Fog Monster" instead? Asks Asher.

Guys! Can we please talk about this later? What else did the book say? Asks Hicca.

They hide themselves in a veil of smoke, they're very territorial and, uh... I forget the third thing said Fishlegs.

There's too many of them! Let's fall back said Hicca.

Um... Fall back where? Asks Tuffnut.

Give us a fire line said Hicca.

Don't have to ask us twice said Tuffnut.

What are we doing? Why are we still here? Asks Fishlegs.

I can't leave here without that chest said Hicca.

You don't even know if they have it said Snotlout.

I have a pretty good idea. Let's get a closer look said Hicca.

Fishlegs? Anything more you'd like to share? Asks Hicca,

Unfortunately yes that third thing said Fishlegs.

Smouldering smokebreaths build their nests out of metallic objects said Fishlegs.

That doesn't sound too cozy. Or does it? Said Tuffnut.

It's not supposed to be. They do it to defend against attacks by bigger Dragons said Fishlegs.

I wish I could see in there said Hicca.

Yeah, you do. Hehehehehe said Tuffnut.

Where did you get that? Asks Hicca.

Duh. From the ship. Or whatever that was in the tree said Tuffnut.

They're melding them all together. The chest! It's in there! We've got to get them away from that pile of loot said Hicca.

Maybe we can lure them away said Asher,

With what? Asks Hicca.

Shiny. Haha... What? Said Snotlout.

Here, dragons! Got something for you. Over here. Come get it. I'm gonna make Hicca eat that chest said Snotlout.

Quickly, quickly! Those things will be done with Snotlout any second now said Hicca.

Aah... Nice dragons. Aaah! Uh! Watch it! Not there! Hey said Snotlout.

Uhm guys! They're coming said Fishlegs.

Hicca! Lookout said Asher,

Toothless said Hicca.

Hicca! Don't leave me! Aah said Snotlout.

Great... Plasma blast said Hicca.

Oh, yeah said Snotlout.

Snotlout, would you leave the necklace? Said Hicca.

No! It's my shiny said Snotlout.

Well, it's you or your shiny said Hicca.

Hookfang! HOOK- urgh said Snotlout.

Anything you have that's metal, throw it at them said, Asher.

We did it said Snotlout

Hicca said Asher,

Uh-oh... WAAAAAAAHHHH said Hicca.

You will NOT haunt my dreams! Because I'll never sleep again said Fishlegs.


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Alright, Alright. That's it. A little to the left said, Stoick.

We're going to have to clear the forest to fix that boat said Gobber.

We're glad you're safe, Johann. Is there anything else we can do for you? Said, Stoick.

Yeeeees! Just give me five minutes alone with the three who dropped me back in the ocean said, Johann.


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Go ahead, open it said, Stoick.

I remember this said Hicca.

Aye. You should. Your mother made that for you, when you were just a baby. Scared you half to death. You didn't sleep for a week said, Stoick.

What? I was afraid of dragons? Asks Hicca.

Oh, terrified! One day, we were out fishing and you threw that thing into the sea said, Stoick.

How did you find it? Asks Hicca.

Well, it showed up in a fishing net. Trader Johann got it in trade and contacted me said, Stoick.

I was so little when Mom... You know... I was starting to get afraid that I'd forget her. But now... I love it said Hicca.

Oh, Hicca... It would make your mother very, very happy to finally hear that said Stoick.

Hicca (v.o.): Most people are afraid of things because they don't understand them. For me, it was dragons. Then one day, that changed and my greatest fear became my best friend.