*A cheerleader pops out of nowhere and then starts to introduce the fic.
The RHS band gets mad and then runs her over with the sousaphone players
choking her with their instruments and the snares doing rimshots while
everyone else steps on her* (me)*Ahem* HEEEEEEEEELLLO!!!!!!!!! I am
slightly delerious (Amber coughes in background, "Bull kuso. Bull kuso.")
*author looks evilly at Amber then waves it off* Well, I've been sick all
day (and with the throwing up a lot) and as I was talking to Amber (who I
give half credit to for the "plot" of the story) (I wrote it down on a
envelope. You know... "Envelope" is a funny word...) Warning-this has NO
PLOT WHAT-SO-EVER!!! *gets insane look on face* Nyahahahahaha...waffles.
So, please enjoy this weird thing that I wrote while banging my head on my
foot. *gets up and dances in background* *singing* La la la...I'm in love
with Shamuzami!!
Disclaimer: *starts smoking a band joint (which in fact is a tiny blue candle)* I don't think I own anything. *stares absently* LOOK! FLYING EMUS!!
Lamps Blowing Up In People's Houses
Everyone was happily picking flowers in an open field with grazing osrtiches when Shippo declared, "I want to learn the awesome art of Tai- Kuan-Cheese!!"
Everyone gasps.
Shippo runs off to spar his Tai-Kuan-Cheese abilities with a nearby penguin master.
Then, Sesshy-chan comes out in a landlord's outfit and declares to the rest of the flower-picking people, "You punks haven't paid you're rent! I demand a cheesy shrubbery from you right now!!!"
The gang stands up and starts singing, "We're not gonna pay..We're not gonna pay... We're not gonna pay LAST YEAR'S RENT! THIS YEARS RENT! NEXT YEAR'S REEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!"
*curtian falls and audience claps. Jaken, who came out of nowhere, was stuck under the curtian*
Meanwhile, everyone looks over and sees a girraffe doing Kagome's homework. Everyone sweatdrops and throws darts into a nearby dartboard.
Suddenly, Kikyo poofs into a suramic squirrel outfit. Shippo calls over and says, "Look! It's Kikyo!"
Now that Kikyo's plan was unfoiled, she glared at Inu-Yasha and cried, "Someday, Inu-Yasha. Someday, I'll be in your tree. And I'll be doin' stuff."
"STUFF?!?! In my tree?!?! NEVER!!!"
Then, Carrot from "Sorcerer Hunters" poofs out of nowhere and sees Kagome. He goes over to her and asks, "Hey, babe! Wanna a quiky with-"
A flash from Inu's hand comes out which turns Carrot into an actual carrot. Gateu, (spelling?) comes out in a speedo and yells, "LOOK AT ME!!!"
Everyone goes blind.
Author comes and then takes a bendy straw and deflates Gateu's muscles, then he cries/whimpers, "Don't look at me!" and shies away into a nearby pool of tobasco-sauce.
Miroku edges over to Sango and then his hand rests on Sango's shoulder. Then, it travels lower, and lower, and then..
Miroku gets turned into a chicken. Miroku looks up flabberghasted and asks, "What happened to the Hirakatsu? B-CAAAAAAW!!"
"I though this was more effective. ^^" Sango said as she blew the smoke from the Morphing Ray from that game that I forget the name of.
Then, Naraku beams down in a sophisticated way and says, "Inu-Yasha."
Inu-Yasha stops picking wildflowers and looks up. "Yes?"
"I...am your father's uncle's brother's cat's vet's sister-in-law's roomate's cousin's brother's third-cousin twice removed."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Inu-Yasha cries out in agony.
"But what does that make you two? B-CAAAAW!!" Miroku asked while pecking at the morphing ray, which went off and turned an ant into a chicken.
Naraku thought a while. "ABSOLOUTELY NOTHING!!!!" he went and then jumped into a rose bush and started to smell the roses while singing, "Out of my window, looking in the night, I can see the barges flickering lights. Starboard shines green and port is glowing red, I can see them flickering far ahead." *everyone now joins in singing the Girl-Scout song* "Baaaarges, I would like to go with you. I would like to sail the ocean blue. Baaaaarges, have you treasure in your hold? Do you fight with pirates brave and bold?"
While the Girl Scouts are singing, Yoda beams down and then hands Shippo a sword. "Completed your training you have! Hack things down you must!!" He laughs uncontrollably and then uses the force to bring himself a coke.
Shippo goes crazy and starts yelling, "BANANAS AND BUTTERFLIES SWIRLING ABOVE MY HEAD!! WAFFLE-MEN FROM MARS COMING TO TAKE THE WORLD SUPPLY OF TOENAILS!!!"
Then, they all run into the sunset while Shippo is hacking away at the local landscape carving "Z's" into them. He then yells out, "Well if you'n ain't the granddaddy of all liars! The little creaturs of nature don't know they're ugly! A fly marrying a butterfly? That's very funny. I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE THAT I'D SHOOT?!?!
Meanwhile...
All of the lamps in Kagome's house explode.
The End.
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Told you I was delirious. My mom says I have a fever. *starts laughing for no particular reason* Thank you Amber for letting me vent my hyperness/delusionalness by helping me create this weird thing I wrote. And, watch the barns. Something bad always happens in barns... *looks around skeptically then falls unconcious* Penguins... and toes ruling the Taj-Ma-Hall in perfect harmony. *starts to drool*
Disclaimer: *starts smoking a band joint (which in fact is a tiny blue candle)* I don't think I own anything. *stares absently* LOOK! FLYING EMUS!!
Lamps Blowing Up In People's Houses
Everyone was happily picking flowers in an open field with grazing osrtiches when Shippo declared, "I want to learn the awesome art of Tai- Kuan-Cheese!!"
Everyone gasps.
Shippo runs off to spar his Tai-Kuan-Cheese abilities with a nearby penguin master.
Then, Sesshy-chan comes out in a landlord's outfit and declares to the rest of the flower-picking people, "You punks haven't paid you're rent! I demand a cheesy shrubbery from you right now!!!"
The gang stands up and starts singing, "We're not gonna pay..We're not gonna pay... We're not gonna pay LAST YEAR'S RENT! THIS YEARS RENT! NEXT YEAR'S REEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!"
*curtian falls and audience claps. Jaken, who came out of nowhere, was stuck under the curtian*
Meanwhile, everyone looks over and sees a girraffe doing Kagome's homework. Everyone sweatdrops and throws darts into a nearby dartboard.
Suddenly, Kikyo poofs into a suramic squirrel outfit. Shippo calls over and says, "Look! It's Kikyo!"
Now that Kikyo's plan was unfoiled, she glared at Inu-Yasha and cried, "Someday, Inu-Yasha. Someday, I'll be in your tree. And I'll be doin' stuff."
"STUFF?!?! In my tree?!?! NEVER!!!"
Then, Carrot from "Sorcerer Hunters" poofs out of nowhere and sees Kagome. He goes over to her and asks, "Hey, babe! Wanna a quiky with-"
A flash from Inu's hand comes out which turns Carrot into an actual carrot. Gateu, (spelling?) comes out in a speedo and yells, "LOOK AT ME!!!"
Everyone goes blind.
Author comes and then takes a bendy straw and deflates Gateu's muscles, then he cries/whimpers, "Don't look at me!" and shies away into a nearby pool of tobasco-sauce.
Miroku edges over to Sango and then his hand rests on Sango's shoulder. Then, it travels lower, and lower, and then..
Miroku gets turned into a chicken. Miroku looks up flabberghasted and asks, "What happened to the Hirakatsu? B-CAAAAAAW!!"
"I though this was more effective. ^^" Sango said as she blew the smoke from the Morphing Ray from that game that I forget the name of.
Then, Naraku beams down in a sophisticated way and says, "Inu-Yasha."
Inu-Yasha stops picking wildflowers and looks up. "Yes?"
"I...am your father's uncle's brother's cat's vet's sister-in-law's roomate's cousin's brother's third-cousin twice removed."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Inu-Yasha cries out in agony.
"But what does that make you two? B-CAAAAW!!" Miroku asked while pecking at the morphing ray, which went off and turned an ant into a chicken.
Naraku thought a while. "ABSOLOUTELY NOTHING!!!!" he went and then jumped into a rose bush and started to smell the roses while singing, "Out of my window, looking in the night, I can see the barges flickering lights. Starboard shines green and port is glowing red, I can see them flickering far ahead." *everyone now joins in singing the Girl-Scout song* "Baaaarges, I would like to go with you. I would like to sail the ocean blue. Baaaaarges, have you treasure in your hold? Do you fight with pirates brave and bold?"
While the Girl Scouts are singing, Yoda beams down and then hands Shippo a sword. "Completed your training you have! Hack things down you must!!" He laughs uncontrollably and then uses the force to bring himself a coke.
Shippo goes crazy and starts yelling, "BANANAS AND BUTTERFLIES SWIRLING ABOVE MY HEAD!! WAFFLE-MEN FROM MARS COMING TO TAKE THE WORLD SUPPLY OF TOENAILS!!!"
Then, they all run into the sunset while Shippo is hacking away at the local landscape carving "Z's" into them. He then yells out, "Well if you'n ain't the granddaddy of all liars! The little creaturs of nature don't know they're ugly! A fly marrying a butterfly? That's very funny. I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE THAT I'D SHOOT?!?!
Meanwhile...
All of the lamps in Kagome's house explode.
The End.
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Told you I was delirious. My mom says I have a fever. *starts laughing for no particular reason* Thank you Amber for letting me vent my hyperness/delusionalness by helping me create this weird thing I wrote. And, watch the barns. Something bad always happens in barns... *looks around skeptically then falls unconcious* Penguins... and toes ruling the Taj-Ma-Hall in perfect harmony. *starts to drool*