Birthday

Stan woke up with his head pounding, he tried to remember what he had done last night and looked around to see he was not in his own room. That's right there was a party at Token's house, he was celebrating … What was he celebrating again? Looking around Stan saw a bottle of jack on the ground and pinched the bridge of his nose, of course he had been drinking.

"God damnit...Huh?" Stan looked to his other side and saw a foot and leg protruding from the blankets and it was also then he realized he was very very naked, instead of being embarrassed though he smiled to himself. "Oh my god, d-did I actually lose my virginity? I mean I wish I could remember it but hey I think it still counts if you're drunk right" He thought to himself and looked down to what he assumed was his girlfriend's foot. Soft and smooth all the way up to the knee not a single hair.

"Mmmmm" Stan couldn't help but run his hand gently along the surface, it felt as smooth as it looked and the figure under the covers squirmed a little and made a soft but muffled sound. Stan smiled and was about to go farther when he heard a soft buzzing and looked over to his phone on the side table. "Who is cock block calling right now" He says, picking it up and answering it without thinking.

"Hey there Stan, Were still on for our movie tonight right? I hope you didn't get too drunk at that party last night" He groaned, how could he have forgotten he had promised Wendy he would go see some stupid chick flick with her … Wait.

Stan's eyes shot open and he looked down at the leg he still had one hand on and then back to his phone, but how could Wendy be calling him … and be on the bed. Then Stan remembered while he had driven to the party with Wendy she had gone home early because she wanted to get a good sleep before the alcohol came out.

"Hey Stan you still there, please don't tell me your that hung over" Stan quickly removed his hand from the leg it was on and stood up, his nudity feeling very shameful all of a sudden and he looked around for his clothes.

"O-oh uh, no i'm good, I did drink a little but I'm just fine to see a movie I promise" He said stammering a bit as he picked up his jeans and blue T-shirt and then started looking around for his boxers.

"Alright then, I'll be ready and waiting at my house at 5:30 then, see you" Stan told her he would be there, they exchanged quite "I love you"'s and Stan started looking around almost frantically trying to find his boxers when he realized "Oh god don't tell me their under the covers" He says looking over at the bed that still concealed his drunken lover.

Part of him wanted to rip away the blankets to find who he had lost his V-card to, another part of him wanted to staple the sheets down and run like hell, eventually after staring at the lump under the sheets for almost 5 minutes without moving he saw it wiggle which prompted him into not caring who it was and to just get out before whoever it might be saw him.

Quickly he pulled on his shirt and started forcing himself into his tight blue jeans "Have these things always been so tight?" He asks himself before getting them on and zipped and then running out of the room, past Token who was about to knock on the door, past Kenny who was hanging over the upper floors landing, and past Clyde who was asleep half naked on the stairs.

Finally at the front door he got his shoes on at the door and sprinted away with the speed of the high school's quarterback, which he was, and found his car quickly before patting around in his pockets. "Fuck, where are my keys?" He says patting around in them a bit more before only finding oe lump in the back pocket and pulling out a dark green wallet that looked all too familiar.

"...No" Stan's hand shook gently as he slowly held the wallet away from him and turned it over "No, no no" He said seeing a star of David and the Initials KB on the back, until he finally opened it and saw his super best friend Kyle, with his long curly red hair and his braces smiling up at him from his driver's license.

"...Fuck" Stand shut the wallet and put his head down on the steering wheel, before jumping up from shock as there was a knock on his window and he looked out to see a very annoyed looking Kyle. Slowly he rolled down the window and Kyle looked at him unamused "H-hey there Ky"

"...Hey … I'm kind of freezing so think I can get my pants back? Yours are too big to stay on" He asked and Stan looked out to see Kyle holding up his own Jeans at his hip that looked like they would fall the second he let go.

"Oh uh… Ya sorry" Stan said as he unlocked the side door and motioned for Kyle to get in, which he did while Stan stripped down and gave his jewish friend his pants while getting his own back. After the two both got into their own clothes Stan sat in the car with his hands on the wheel not moving.

"S-so uh… Did you do anything … Last night?" Stan asked in a horrible attempt at being casual, He looked over to see Kyle giving him his "Are you kidding me right now" face and sighed gently. "Okay dude, I know it's stupid but please tell me you weren't as drunk as me and you actually remember" Stan said almost begging.

"If you must know I was pretty drunk too so I don't remember much either, but considering it's hurting to sit down I think I have a good idea what happened" Stan groaned and let his head hit the wheel again.

"Oh god nobody can know about this" he said shaking his head a bit.

"Ya, no shit, you think I want people knowing I took it up the ass from my best friend? Can you just take me home please" He says crossing his arms and leaning back in the chair while Stan sighed and nodded before getting up himself and staring the car and driving out of the driveway.

After a bit of silence through the painfully slow drive, having to be extra careful of ice on the road, Stan finally asked something that had been bothering him. "So uh … Why are your legs so smooth?" He felt his face heat up as Kyle sighed softly.

"There smooth, because I shave them."

"Why do you-"

"For swim meets, I do it for swimming"

"Oh … but it-"

"Yes I know it's winter, it's just easier and less painful to just keep them smooth year round, any more questions?"

"..."

"..."

"...Did it feel good for you?" Kyle looked at him like he was crazy and Stan looked back at him, after a moment however both of them started laughing and Stan felt a lot better, and more relaxed, even when Kyle gave his arm a little punch and called him an ass. Shortly afterwards they got to there houses, living right next to each other really was convenient.

"So, are we still gonna be meeting at Stark's pond after your date?" Kyle asked as they got out, Stan couldn't tell if it was from the cold air or if his friend was blushing but he smiled and nodded.

"Of course dude, I'm not gonna miss my own 18th birthday" Stan said with a little wave, Kyle smiled and nodded before going off over to his house and disappearing in the front door. Yup October and it's horrible cold were set in but at least it brought his birthday too.

That's right, that's what the party at Token's had been about, they were celebrating his birthday, same with Wendy they were going on a date to celebrate as well, and finally him, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric were gonna go to Stark's pond at night to hang out for a final celebration.

Stan thought it was all a bit much, but Kenny and Kyle convinced him that since he was the last of them to turn 18 they couldn't throw a big celebration again until Kenny turned 21 in a few years, his coming first in March. With a content sigh of his own Stan made his way into the house and started making himself a cup of coffee,

His parents were already out working and of course his older sister had not been living at home for at least 3 years now, having moved out to go be with Kenny's older brother Kevin, the two surprisingly turned out to be pretty good for each other.

Once his Coffee was done he went down to the couch and sighed with a little stretch thinking about his day. He had lost his virginity at his 18th official birthday party to his super best friend, he was going to be spending a date at a movie with his girlfriend to continue celebrating, even if it was a stupid chick flick, and then he was gonna have a night at the pond with his friends for a final celebration.

"Today kicks ass…"