Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh or the Zelda game series! I'm doing this for fun, and in no way for personal gain.
Authors Note: Hi, this is a parody of my second all time favorite game. The idea came to me a long time ago. Plan was I'd use my favorite anime characters and place them as characters in my favorite game. The first time I tried this it was with DragonBall Z characters playing Zelda characters. At the beginning my Fanfics were my friend's sole entertainment (Of course that sounds pathetic, but I have no confidence!), but now I wanted to post some of my fics, and this was the first!
Now join me in a tale, of a fateful trip, it all started… that's just
asking for a lawsuit isn't it… Please don't! I Own nada! Zero!
Absolutely Nothing!
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It was one of those days, a day when something important just HAS to occur.
"Where am I?" Yami groggily opened his eyes, the only word that escaped were, "GAH!!"
Yup, this particular day that something had to happen was today.
Yami jolted up from his resting position. The once Pharaoh of Egypt, who was reduced to living in a puzzle, who beat Pegasus, who is the King of Games, who... ah you get it... blinked several times as he found himself sitting upright on a wooden bed, surrounded by wooden furniture. The odd thing was that there were bright lights all over the place, like there were several fireflys buzzing around.
"Better than the stone ones from back then, I guess" Implying that in Ancient times perhaps he slept on iron slates. Yes, in Ancient times where he ruled with an iron fist, or rather he believed he had since even he did not know! So if he doesn't have his memories yet, how could he have known it was better than sleeping on a rock bed? It's not good to make assumptions! Anyways….
Yami came to and managed to pull himself out of bed. Again, he was surprised and at the same time displeased "Oh for Ra's sake!"
There was a reason to curse, Yami inspected himself and found that he was wearing a green tunic, with brown belts (happy that he had at least two straps), and white tights! He felt a cold breeze, certainly from somewhere he hadn't expected.
The Pharaoh took a moment to think, I knew should have stopped after that fifth drink. But it was fruit punch! Yugi had sworn it was! How could he suspect that his dear Aibou would want any harm done to him, still here he was, in another ridiculous outfit like in the Duel Monster's Quest. In some way, Yugi always dragged him into these situations. He had more important things to do, like look for the God Cards or punish evil with a light beam, minus the light beam, for he wasn't capable of such a thing.
He rubbed his head puzzled by his current situation, "I must be going out of my mind!"
Just then a Kuriboh flew in squeaking as only a Kuriboh could, and releasing his famous "kurrrieee" sound.
"Grave News! Grave News!" it's voice changing to that of a deep one.
"Eh?" There was no denying that he heard a masculine Kuriboh speak to him. Who knew that a Kuriboh had a deep voice or that it could speak? Hell, who knew they really existed!
"The Great Pegasus Tree needs a word with you!" the Kuriboh boomed.
Like a monkey who was promised a banana, the word Pegasus indicated a duel, so Yami jumped up looking frantically, hysterically repeating "Where? Where? Where? Duel? Is there going to be a duel? Please let it be so!"
"The Great Pegasus Tree is dying! He wishes to speak to you" Kuriboh squeaked.
Yami whipped out a party hat and threw confetti into the air. Where it came from no one knows. "Uh…" he hid his party concessions, "...I mean how tragic, I must see him right away!"
The Kuriboh left the crazy ancient spirit alone in his room. Staring
at his apparel one more time, Yami sighed. "Might as well play along for
now. Where's my Aibou when you want to yell at him the most?"
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"So far, so good..." Yami tolled himself as he walked out to the front porch. "…So many Kuribohs." As far as he could tell, Kuribohs followed the residence of this town, probably for stalking reasons, he assumed.
"Weird..." Yami took three steps and before he knew it--
"ACK!" He'd fallen flat on his face; it appears not only did he not wake up in his own home, but it was a tree house.Groaning, Yami pushed himself up, rubbing his face, mumbling incoherently.
Continuing his way, Yami decided he would question the folks of this place. "Uh, Excuse me sir" Yami gasped, right in front of him was a chibi Celtic Guardian.
"Yink, the Great Pegasus Tree needs to see you" the Celtic Guardian said.
"Yink?!?!" Yami yelled. "Authoress! What's the meaning of this?!?"
From the mighty sky, ala Keyboard "Just go with it! All I did was combine the names of you and the part your playing. I think it's nifty!" POOF, the voice was gone. (Yami + Link = Link)
Moving on, the Celtic Guardian stared at Yami for moment and turned the other way minding his own business with a Kuriboh at his side. "Don't turn your back at me!" Yami yelled, catching the Celtic Guardian's attention once more.
"Yink, the Great Pegasus Tree needs to see you" the Celtic Guardian repeated, and again turning his back to Yami.
"Eh?" Yami walked up to the Celtic Guardian again.
"Yink, the Great Pegasus Tree needs to see you" Yami smacked his head in frustration, What's with this guy, repeating the same thing over and over and over and over....
After a few minutes....
"Better keep moving, I guess" Yami exhaled, dragging his feet. Already he was getting weary of this brightly lid place with chibi Celtic Guardians.
Off he went to find the Great Pegasus Tree, mentioned by the Kuriboh. The journey was not an easy one, Yami found difficulties on his path to see "The Great Pegasus Tree." And it's not the evil doing kind, no, it was much more painful.
First it starts with,
"THIS IS THE TENTH TIME I'VE FALLEN INTO THE WATER!!"
And.,
"OW!! I SCRAPED MY KNEE ON THESE STUPID BUSHES!"
Also,
"HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SLIP OFF THIS STUPID EDGE!?!?!!?!?"
Then there was,
"ARGH!!! WHY DO I KEEP RUNNING INTO THESE WALLS?!?! WHY MUST THEY ALWAYS BE IN MY WAY!! OWW!!!"
Needless to say, Yami was on the brink of snapping into a Yami Malik or Yami Bakura psycho state "I can't take it anymore!!!" Lifting a rock, he threw it against the nearest house.
"Well whatta know?" Strangely enough, the rocks did no damage. Yami wickedly grinned, "Cool!"
Yami took his new found knowledge and continued to inflict zero damages, using sticks, rocks, Kuribohs, etc, but after a while he got tired of his newfound hobby. It wasn't the same if he hadn't inflicted any damage. Shrugging, he reminded himself that he might as well get going to see Pegasus, for the King of Games can't avoid a challenge!
However...
SPLASH!! He fell into the water again...
End of Chapter 1
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This was pointless fun I guess, and it was my first story. So what do you think? If you review I might write more but if not this will become a lost Yu-gi-oh story.
Words in Japanese.
Aibou=Partner
Chibi=Small
Yami=Darkness
Random Info: Kaiba looks awesome riding a motorcycle!!! He even jumps over a broken bridge! Go Seto!
Random Ranting: Did 4Kids entertainment just rename The Saint Dragon Osiris to STIFLER or something like that!?!?!?! (*sarcasm*) How terrifying!