I don't own YJ! If I did, it wouldn't have taken as long to come back.

Girl Problems

Dick stared down at his - now her - chest in fright. Where before it was well-muscled and lithe, now it had two fleshy mounds dangling off of it.

Of course, his first reaction to being the opposite gender was to curse "Rahat!" in Romani. He flinched at how much higher and squeakier his voice was.

Next, he calmed himself down a bit. He brought up his holo-computer and typed a message to Bruce. Come to Batcave now. It's an emergency.

Dick took a deep breath. He looked at the Batcomputer's reflective screen and nearly gasped. His lips were fuller, and his hair framed his face in an elegant - and way too feminine, he adds - pixie cut. He rips off his mask and stares at his eyes. Already, people said they were entranced by his beautiful baby blues, and now, they had the thick eyelashes to match.

Taking in his new appearance - and that was only his face! - he screamed. It was a ghastly, high-pitched noise that had raised a few octaves from when he was still male. And Wally said his voice couldn't get any higher.

"Robin, what is it?" Bruce asked gruffly from behind, causing Dick to swivel around. "...Oh."

"Bruce, what in the world do I do?" Dick could facepalm himself. Crap, that sounded pathetic. "I mean, people will be expecting me to go to school tomorrow, and the Team will be wondering-"

"Dick," Bruce cut off. "I have a contingency plan for this. Look up plan one hundred and seventeen."

...Wait, what? No reprimand on how I could've avoided the gas by just using my rebreather and getting the civilian out quicker?

He nodded mutely. He searched it up on the files in the Batcomputer. A single file came up, and Dick chose that file.

Contingency Plan for Gender Swap

In the case of a change in Batman's or Robin's genders, call off school/work sick, or claim to be vacationing on private land on a remote island. Have a temporary replacement (Batman or Robin, but in a female persona) join the League or Team while Batman and Robin go "tracking down a dangerous drug dealer from Gotham in Nepal." Below are several voice recordings in case both Batman and Robin are compromised.

Dick skimmed through Batman's female persona - he had to smirk a little at the alias of "Frankie Dixon aka Black Belt" - and went straight to his own.

Robin's Female Persona

Red X aka Aishe Sandu

Thick, Romanian accent (if voice hasn't changed drastically as to still be recognizable)

Wears suit powered by xenothium

Below was a blueprint of a black costume with a silver belt and gauntlets marked with red x's. The cowl was skull-shaped.

Dick gaped. "Bruce," he said, licking his dry lips, "I made this design a long time ago."

Bruce offered a nod, Dick interpreting it as a smile. "Precisely why I used it. It was ingenious. The suit is in a hidden compartment in the space where we store our spares."

Dick grinned. Being a girl wouldn't be that bad as long as he got to teleport while Batman was out finding a cure.

"Recognized: Batman 02, Red X B08." Dick stepped through the zeta tube, acting confident but actually feeling terrified of what could happen. Hopefully M'gann wouldn't try to read his - her! I have to remember, her! - mind.

As expected, Wally was the first one to zoom up, mainly because besides himself - herself - he was the least frightened of Batman. Also, super speed, enough said. "Batman!" he greeted jovially. "Got a new mission for us? Also, who's the new girl? I'm liking her." He waggled his eyebrows suggestively and Dick had to turn away.

Nope. Totally not weird that your best bro friend is gonna try and flirt with you. Not at all. "Best you mind your own business, Kid Flash," she snapped, remembering to apply the thick accent that was only a twinge away from her natural one.

Artemis approached next, smirking at Wally. "Are you serious? Are you going to try and flirt with every female breathing being you come across? I'm glad the newcomer isn't as oblivious as M'gann, she can actually call you out on your bs." She stuck out her hand in Dick's direction. "Artemis. Nice to meet you."

Dick shook it firmly. "Red X. Likewise."

"Powers or no?"

Dick smiled. "No. I do, however, have a xenothium powered suit."

Artemis' eyes widened. "Ooh, black market. Nice."

Bruce cleared his throat. Artemis jumped, having most likely forgotten Batman was in the room. Dick resisted the urge to chuckle. His - her mentor tended to have that effect on people.

"Head to the mission room now, Red X, Artemis. Kid Flash, go gather your other teammates." Wally saluted and ran off, giving Artemis and Dick more time to chat as they leisurely strolled down the hallways.

"So what's your story?" Artemis asked. "Another protege to the Bat? Can you even reveal your secret identity?"

Dick laughed lightly, enjoying for once how different this sounded compared to his usual cackle. "No, I'm a lone hero. On the streets, though I'm a master pickpocket, hacker, and engineer. Name's Aishe. You?"

"Artemis," the archer admitted. "I know, not very original, but no one would think my superhero name was my real name. I mean, Artemis is the goddess of the hunt, so it makes sense."

"Ah." Dick nodded sagely. "Well, if anyone finds out, they didn't hear it from me."

They reached the mission briefing room. The rest of the Team was already gathered there, bar Robin of course.

"Team," Bruce spoke in his usual low and gravelly voice, "Robin and I will be tracking down a Gotham drug dealer in Nepal. However, you need someone with Robin's skills on the Team for your missions, so Red X will take his place. Your mission for today is to figure out your new team dynamic." With a swish of his cape, Bruce left the room.

Come on, Bruce! You're really going to let Wally ogle me here?

Whew! And thus starts my oneshot series! Er… two shots? Three shots? Who really knows?

Anyways, I'll continue this/expand upon it if enough people want it to continue. As for how many that is… uh, you could probably melt my heart with "i want MOAR".

So, read and review! Pretty sure that's what it is. Gah, FanFiction has such confusing things to work with…