AN: Okay, let's just get this straight, a lot of you have been asking me to
call Alec, Alec, even when he's Max and vice versa..but I think that would
just confuse the heck outta a lot of flamingo's, including myself, and I
wrote it like it is because its what everybody ELSE sees them as that
matters.
THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS. You're gorgeous, all of you, really you are.
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OVER AN HOUR LATER
The second they switched, Max let out a whoop and ran for the bathroom.
Alec just went in search again of the liquor cabinet.
Logan tried to fend him off but Alec evaded his defences and managed to get his hands on some pre-pulse Chardonnay.
Five minutes later, Max came out looking happy, but wiggling around a lot in her clothes.
After Alec himself had gone to the bathroom, and then a good fifteen minutes later, they thanked, well, Max thanked Logan and they left.
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"Thank god," Max muttered as they exited foggle towers, "I was so sick of being you."
"This is only temporary," Alec smirked at her, "Hopefully this will last until I get laid tonight."
She glared at him. "And you felt the need to share that information with me...why?"
He shrugged offhandedly. "Just don't be surprised..."
"Surprised about what?" Max asked, alarmed.
He winked at her. "If you wake up and find yourself in my bed having gotten kinky with-" He didn't even get to finish his sentence as Max pinned him up against the side of a building.
"Don't. Even. Think. About. It." She said menacingly, "If that really happens to me, I will beat the living man outta you when we're through all this switching."
He just smirked. "Easy there, Ale-Maxie, you can't be so rude to your boyfriend."
"Excuse me?" Max asked, an eyebrow raised.
He slung an arm around her shoulders. "This is your doing, you can't blame me."
"If you're my boyfriend, what are you doing 'getting kinky' with other girls?" Max asked pointedly.
He thought for a moment. "Drat."
"Your mouth will always get you in trouble." Max snorted, weaselling out of his arm.
"Although this time it was my hands," He leered at her, "Would you li-"
"-Shut up."
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"Hey, boo, took you guyssss long enough." OC said, her voice slurring slightly.
"Hey," Max said, preparing to sit down, only to have Alec scoot in behind her and take it.
She whacked him up-side the head in annoyance.
"What?" He asked innocently, as Max took the chair next to him.
"At least things are back to normal." Sketchy mumbled.
"...Oh god, Normal." OC said, narrowing her eyes as if to focus.
"Huh?"
"Oh god," Alec took a gulp of beer, as he looked upon the approaching figure of their boss.
Max chuckled.
"Well, well, well," Normal said, coming to the table, "You two had a nice day of not coming to work?" He asked, looking at Max then to Alec, then quickly back to Max.
"Normal, buddy," Alec said earnestly, "Max had a family emergency, you understand." He coaxed.
"What kind of family emergency?" Normal asked suspiciously.
"My brother BEN is dead." She stated, staring at Alec sweetly. The sentence didn't come out as smoothly as she would have liked.
"I'm sorry." Normal told her.
"Don't be." Max answered icily.
"Okay...." Normal said, giving her a funny look.
"And I needed to give her a ride." Alec cut in.
"But that was Max's bike...."
Alec cursed inwardly. "Um...yeah, but she would never let me ride it."
Normal nodded. "Alright, but if you two leave work like that again, especially you Missy Miss," He said, glancing at Max who was looking furious, "You're fired."
"Thanks Normal, m'man, would you like a drink?" Alec asked.
Normal leaned in closer and Alec shifted in his seat uncomfortably.
"That would be nice." Normal said.
"....But on second thought, wow, listen to this music!" Alec said enthusiastically, "I bet you're a killer on the dance floor, am I right?"
Normal blushed. "Well, I did win the-"
Alec practically shoved him away, as Normal had been inching closer every passing second. "That's great! Go dance!"
"Aren't you coming?" Normal asked.
"I'll be there in a second." Alec said, taking another huge gulp of beer.
This satisfied Normal who started dancing, making sure he had a clear view of Alec, who was getting scared.
Max burst out laughing and Alec shot her a look.
"Boo, what the hell is he doing?" OC asked, propping her elbows up on the table and glancing at Normal.
"Dancing." Alec answered grimly.
"Aren't you going to join him?" Max cooed.
Normal started to beckon for Alec, bopping his head along to the music at the same time.
Max shook her head in amusement.
"Max, Max..." Alec said, nodding at Normal but speaking out of the corner of his mouth, "Sit on my lap."
"What?" She asked.
"Sit on my lap!" He demanded quietly.
"Why?"
"Please?" He begged, "I'll owe you a favour...I don't wanna dance with him...please?"
She shared a look with OC but complied with Alec's wish, because he had looked like he was on the verge of running.
She got up and plopped herself down on Alec's lap just as Normal came striding over.
Alec wound his arms around her small waist and pretended to act surprised.
"Not coming to dance, Alec?" Normal asked, the tinge of hopefulness more than evident in his voice.
Alec indicated Max. "Sorry, Normal. Ladies come first," He winked, "You know what I mean."
"Max," Normal said, "Could you let Alec dance just this one song with me?"
Max noticed Normal's glare and was about to move when Alec tightened his grip on her.
She turned to give him a pointed look and he gave her a sharp pleading look in return.
She sighed.
"I'm sorry, Normal," Max said regretfully, "But I haven't spent much time with my Alec today." She pouted.
Normal started to tug on Alec's sleeve. "C'mon, oh, I love this song, Max! Spare him for the love of god."
Max shrugged simply. "Can't."
"She's lost without me." Alec added helpfully.
Max was smiling but she jabbed his side discreetly with her elbow.
"Ow." He muttered.
"When did you two start going out anyway?" Normal asked, his suspicious side taking over.
Max hesitated.
"A week ago." "Three days ago." They replied at the same time.
Normal's eyes narrowed.
Max gave a bubbly laugh. "Time just flies when you're in love!" She covered up.
Normal took this brief lapse to try to tug Alec away from Max again.
Alec, virtually terrified, in turn held onto Max tighter. It soon became a tug-of-war.
"You. Aren't. Even. In. Love. With. Him!" Normal said, punctuating each word with an insistent tug of Alec's arm.
"Now Normal," Alec gulped, "I don't really think-"
"-Let go!" Normal glared, pulling.
Max huffed, not liking to lose, especially to Normal. "I don't think so-"
"-Or I'll-"
Max, at this point seriously fed up, turned right around and kissed Alec.
The tugging stopped.
The kiss soon became passionate and Max soon lost track of everything around her.
Alec was astonished, to say the least, when he found himself kissing Max.
She was a good kisser too, her lips sweet not demanding as he returned the pressure and urgency she showed him.
He sighed inwardly when he realised she tasted a tinge like cherries.
"Um, guys?" OC looked at Sketchy, who was gaping at the sight in front of them.
They knew that they were going out, but didn't really think they were being completely serious until they saw this.
"Hello?" OC called out, Max and Alec kept right on kissing.
"GUYS!" OC yelled.
They stopped, Alec's hair mussed due to the fact that Max was running her fingers through it.
Max's lips swollen and she lazily blinked in OC's direction.
Alec's cheeks pleasantly flushed.
And his hands stopped sidling up Max's stomach.
He instantly removed it.
"He left three minutes ago." Sketchy cut in.
"Who?" Alec asked, still slightly dazed.
"Normal." OC rolled her eyes.
Max seemed to have finally realised her position as her eyes widened and she practically jumped off of Alec, flushing red.
"I have to go....er, home. Home....I'll see you guys later." She managed to get out.
"Okay boo." OC yawned.
Alec sat there still a bit out of it....who knew Max could kiss like that? He suddenly smiled.
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AN: Review please : )
Adieu my darlings!
THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS. You're gorgeous, all of you, really you are.
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OVER AN HOUR LATER
The second they switched, Max let out a whoop and ran for the bathroom.
Alec just went in search again of the liquor cabinet.
Logan tried to fend him off but Alec evaded his defences and managed to get his hands on some pre-pulse Chardonnay.
Five minutes later, Max came out looking happy, but wiggling around a lot in her clothes.
After Alec himself had gone to the bathroom, and then a good fifteen minutes later, they thanked, well, Max thanked Logan and they left.
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"Thank god," Max muttered as they exited foggle towers, "I was so sick of being you."
"This is only temporary," Alec smirked at her, "Hopefully this will last until I get laid tonight."
She glared at him. "And you felt the need to share that information with me...why?"
He shrugged offhandedly. "Just don't be surprised..."
"Surprised about what?" Max asked, alarmed.
He winked at her. "If you wake up and find yourself in my bed having gotten kinky with-" He didn't even get to finish his sentence as Max pinned him up against the side of a building.
"Don't. Even. Think. About. It." She said menacingly, "If that really happens to me, I will beat the living man outta you when we're through all this switching."
He just smirked. "Easy there, Ale-Maxie, you can't be so rude to your boyfriend."
"Excuse me?" Max asked, an eyebrow raised.
He slung an arm around her shoulders. "This is your doing, you can't blame me."
"If you're my boyfriend, what are you doing 'getting kinky' with other girls?" Max asked pointedly.
He thought for a moment. "Drat."
"Your mouth will always get you in trouble." Max snorted, weaselling out of his arm.
"Although this time it was my hands," He leered at her, "Would you li-"
"-Shut up."
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"Hey, boo, took you guyssss long enough." OC said, her voice slurring slightly.
"Hey," Max said, preparing to sit down, only to have Alec scoot in behind her and take it.
She whacked him up-side the head in annoyance.
"What?" He asked innocently, as Max took the chair next to him.
"At least things are back to normal." Sketchy mumbled.
"...Oh god, Normal." OC said, narrowing her eyes as if to focus.
"Huh?"
"Oh god," Alec took a gulp of beer, as he looked upon the approaching figure of their boss.
Max chuckled.
"Well, well, well," Normal said, coming to the table, "You two had a nice day of not coming to work?" He asked, looking at Max then to Alec, then quickly back to Max.
"Normal, buddy," Alec said earnestly, "Max had a family emergency, you understand." He coaxed.
"What kind of family emergency?" Normal asked suspiciously.
"My brother BEN is dead." She stated, staring at Alec sweetly. The sentence didn't come out as smoothly as she would have liked.
"I'm sorry." Normal told her.
"Don't be." Max answered icily.
"Okay...." Normal said, giving her a funny look.
"And I needed to give her a ride." Alec cut in.
"But that was Max's bike...."
Alec cursed inwardly. "Um...yeah, but she would never let me ride it."
Normal nodded. "Alright, but if you two leave work like that again, especially you Missy Miss," He said, glancing at Max who was looking furious, "You're fired."
"Thanks Normal, m'man, would you like a drink?" Alec asked.
Normal leaned in closer and Alec shifted in his seat uncomfortably.
"That would be nice." Normal said.
"....But on second thought, wow, listen to this music!" Alec said enthusiastically, "I bet you're a killer on the dance floor, am I right?"
Normal blushed. "Well, I did win the-"
Alec practically shoved him away, as Normal had been inching closer every passing second. "That's great! Go dance!"
"Aren't you coming?" Normal asked.
"I'll be there in a second." Alec said, taking another huge gulp of beer.
This satisfied Normal who started dancing, making sure he had a clear view of Alec, who was getting scared.
Max burst out laughing and Alec shot her a look.
"Boo, what the hell is he doing?" OC asked, propping her elbows up on the table and glancing at Normal.
"Dancing." Alec answered grimly.
"Aren't you going to join him?" Max cooed.
Normal started to beckon for Alec, bopping his head along to the music at the same time.
Max shook her head in amusement.
"Max, Max..." Alec said, nodding at Normal but speaking out of the corner of his mouth, "Sit on my lap."
"What?" She asked.
"Sit on my lap!" He demanded quietly.
"Why?"
"Please?" He begged, "I'll owe you a favour...I don't wanna dance with him...please?"
She shared a look with OC but complied with Alec's wish, because he had looked like he was on the verge of running.
She got up and plopped herself down on Alec's lap just as Normal came striding over.
Alec wound his arms around her small waist and pretended to act surprised.
"Not coming to dance, Alec?" Normal asked, the tinge of hopefulness more than evident in his voice.
Alec indicated Max. "Sorry, Normal. Ladies come first," He winked, "You know what I mean."
"Max," Normal said, "Could you let Alec dance just this one song with me?"
Max noticed Normal's glare and was about to move when Alec tightened his grip on her.
She turned to give him a pointed look and he gave her a sharp pleading look in return.
She sighed.
"I'm sorry, Normal," Max said regretfully, "But I haven't spent much time with my Alec today." She pouted.
Normal started to tug on Alec's sleeve. "C'mon, oh, I love this song, Max! Spare him for the love of god."
Max shrugged simply. "Can't."
"She's lost without me." Alec added helpfully.
Max was smiling but she jabbed his side discreetly with her elbow.
"Ow." He muttered.
"When did you two start going out anyway?" Normal asked, his suspicious side taking over.
Max hesitated.
"A week ago." "Three days ago." They replied at the same time.
Normal's eyes narrowed.
Max gave a bubbly laugh. "Time just flies when you're in love!" She covered up.
Normal took this brief lapse to try to tug Alec away from Max again.
Alec, virtually terrified, in turn held onto Max tighter. It soon became a tug-of-war.
"You. Aren't. Even. In. Love. With. Him!" Normal said, punctuating each word with an insistent tug of Alec's arm.
"Now Normal," Alec gulped, "I don't really think-"
"-Let go!" Normal glared, pulling.
Max huffed, not liking to lose, especially to Normal. "I don't think so-"
"-Or I'll-"
Max, at this point seriously fed up, turned right around and kissed Alec.
The tugging stopped.
The kiss soon became passionate and Max soon lost track of everything around her.
Alec was astonished, to say the least, when he found himself kissing Max.
She was a good kisser too, her lips sweet not demanding as he returned the pressure and urgency she showed him.
He sighed inwardly when he realised she tasted a tinge like cherries.
"Um, guys?" OC looked at Sketchy, who was gaping at the sight in front of them.
They knew that they were going out, but didn't really think they were being completely serious until they saw this.
"Hello?" OC called out, Max and Alec kept right on kissing.
"GUYS!" OC yelled.
They stopped, Alec's hair mussed due to the fact that Max was running her fingers through it.
Max's lips swollen and she lazily blinked in OC's direction.
Alec's cheeks pleasantly flushed.
And his hands stopped sidling up Max's stomach.
He instantly removed it.
"He left three minutes ago." Sketchy cut in.
"Who?" Alec asked, still slightly dazed.
"Normal." OC rolled her eyes.
Max seemed to have finally realised her position as her eyes widened and she practically jumped off of Alec, flushing red.
"I have to go....er, home. Home....I'll see you guys later." She managed to get out.
"Okay boo." OC yawned.
Alec sat there still a bit out of it....who knew Max could kiss like that? He suddenly smiled.
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AN: Review please : )
Adieu my darlings!