arrest your leg, kan-chan, just do it,

"Dammit, Uehara, I can walk just bloody fine, stop pushing me ar–"

"Care to remind me whose fault it was that we got to work this late, Kan-chan?"

"Look, it isn't my fault that my leg's been an idiot all morning, is it? That still doesn't mean I need a wheelchair!"

"Firstly, this isn't a wheelchair, in case you haven't noticed. And we actually do need to get to that meeting on time, so – "

Morofushi peers into Kansuke's office, though the chaos is already quite audible enough from next door. "Do you require my assistance, Yui-san?"

"It's fine, Morufushi-keibu, don't worry about it!" says Yui, smile cheerful and very, very sharp. "Although – could you inform the chief that we'll be a little late? Five minutes, at most."

"Certainly." Walking further into the room confirms his deduction – Kansuke is sitting on an office chair with his crutch planted firmly on the floor, expression even more mulish than usual as he glares up at Yui. (Morofushi is fairly certain that the chair is Yui's, since Kansuke had swapped his for one without wheels after the third time he'd nearly fallen over while trying to stand up.) "Anything else?"

"Ah, would you bring those three files over as well?" Yui points to the only neat stack amongst the general mess of Kansuke's desk. "Thanks, Morofushi-keibu!"

"You're welcome, Yui-san." Morofushi takes the files and and promptly makes for the door before he stops being able to hide his amusement from Kansuke. "I'll explain matters to the chief, so take your time."

"Oh, not at all," says Yui from behind him, probably still smiling in that vaguely unsettling way that reminds him of Kansuke's grandmother, "I fully intend to get Yamato-keibu here to the meeting in short order, or so help me – "

He doesn't entirely manage to hide his snicker this time.

(Judging from Yui's occasional call of "coming through, please excuse us!" echoing down the corridor as he walks to the meeting room, punctuated by Kansuke's increasingly annoyed grumbling – and his own failing attempts at a neutral expression – it's a lost battle on both of their parts.

Morofushi is surprisingly fine with that, as long as someone took photos of Yamato Kansuke being pushed around in a wheelie chair.

Perhaps the office CCTV...?)

END

wheelie chairs 10/10 amirite