Mary Jane.

Kind of a bland name don't you think?

Well, Mary Jane, is nothing but bland, laid back, boring, uncaring, and slightly psychopathic (but that was implied.)

Even her appearance is a bland grey. Her flat raven hair and nearly black eyes make her porcelain like skin seem even paler; even though, she had a fairly healthy ruddy look about her. (And if you don't know what ruddy means then read a book you uncultured swine.)

Anyway, you get the point by now right? Mary Jane was as bland as any human being could possibly get. Hardly gets excited about anything. So when she was thrown into Middle-earth she could hardly care less when she was taken in by the Rangers of Ithillion for questioning. They of course thought she was an Easterling by the features of her physique. Mainly her hair, skin, and eyes.

When asked if she was an Easterling she looked back confused.

"Do you mean to ask me if I come from the east?"

They answered yes and she grinned completely oblivious to the urgency of the situation, "Oh you know it! I'm a southerner too and proud of it!"

After this statement the men promptly saw no need to keep her alive and executed her at dawn.