Picking up the pieces and setting things straight.
Southpark Fanfiction. By Steven Mastin T+
SPOILER ALERT!I
I live in the UK, so I have to wait till the Friday after the Southpark airing in the states to watch it. I was so devastated to see Heidi and Eric break up. And worse yet to see Eric back to his evil self. Which I know is what most fans wanted, but not me. So since I finished watching the episode at 10:30pm I have been up planning this. Well I slept a little. So here is the first chapter of a Heiman Shipping romance story. It's set after the 1st episode of Southparks 21st season. Eric feels bad and in fact hates himself for dumping Heidi, he wants to make it up to her and get some revenge, but he doesn't know where to start. I guess he better ask Alexa.
Chapter 1
The sun was setting over the quiet Mountain Town of Southpark, where nine years old Heidi Turner lay awake in her bed. She was watching tv, paying little attention to what she was watching as she fought about the heartbreak she felt on the inside.
"So what we're gonna do Lilly and Les, is were gonna tear down the walls between your living room and dining to room, to make for a more spacey area," Randy explained, his voice was a blur as it lay inside Heidi's ear-along side the lines of her beloved ex Eric Cartman. Who had recently dumped her.
"What did I do to him? What does he mean I have issues? I thought he loved me," she thought as a tear rolled down her cold and pale cheeks.
"Damn you Alexa, Damn you world, you have ruined my life," Eric Cartman shouted at Alexa, the inanimate object had quickly spread through the town-as the big trendy thing, and of course only Eric Cartman would find a away to have fun with it.
"You ruined my life," Alexa responded in a deep womens voice.
"No God Damn it Alexa-shut up," Eric teared up.
"No God Damn it Alexa shut up," the speaker repeated. Eric dived into his duvet and sobbed, he saw his phone just a hand reach away on the table, he wanted badly to reach it, just to give a special someone a call, but he just couldn't do it. He wrestled with himself angrily as he cuddled his stuffed frog, Clyde frog.
"Don't cry Eric, your super awesome and kewlll," said PollyPrissy pants. PollyPrissyPants was another one of Erics stuffed toys, this one took the form of a female baby doll.
"But I'm not kewl, I had everything going for me and I just shut the door on her, she wasn't out to get me, she wanted to help, I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions-I-I shouldn't have listened to everyone else," Eric replied tearfully. He threw his toys at his bedroom door and hid his face.
Eric and Heidi had been dating sine they both quit social media, several months ago, but after some convincing from Butters, Eric was sure Heidi just wanted him for his sense of humor and semen. The bare irony of how Eric had been working so hard to try and fight that false belief; deeply angered him.
"Alexa, Do women just want men for their sense of humor and semen," Eric asked wiping his eyes.
"No-Women want men to be able to reproduce, to have someone to care for them, to be there for them and also just so they can do that back," Alexa replied.
"I knew it! Even if everyone other women in Southpark was like that, It wasn't Heidi and it never was. What have I done?" Eric slammed his hands on his bed and kicked his duvet across the room.
"Alexa, How do I make it up to an ex?" Eric asked.
"Take her to Mc'donalds and buy her a milkshake," Alexa finished. Eric's eyes widened, as he picked up his phone, he began to text Heidi.
"Please don't let her have blocked me, please, please," Eric thought in worry.
"Dude, you should call her instead and be confident," Alexa added, from out of nowhere.
Eric froze.
He had a flashback to how horrible he had been to her, the words he spoke in anger and fear and under the pressure of everyone else, they flashed in his mind, causing him to break down.
"I don't dare even talk to her, Alexa,"Eric shouted.
"Oh my God, dude stop being such a pussy. Do you want her or not? Do it!" Alexa boomed.
"The fudge," Eric instantly replied. He paused. "Your right!" He moved his trembling finger up the phone screen of his Samsung Galaxy S8. (Damn rich kid. But it is Eric.) He gently tapped the green phone icon. Nothing happened. He tapped it harder. And the phone began to dial. He took a deep breath.
"Eric!"Heidi shouted in excitement.
"Err-Hey Heidi, I-I" (He stuttered and then sniffled) I am so sorry, what I said to you- I haven't been honest with you, a lot's going on-and I guess- I guess I just was too stupid to realize you wanted to help me,"
"What is it boo? Please tell me this time," Heidi asked in concern as she sniffled and wiped her tears.
"Were you crying-Heidi?" Eric asked.
"Well-The break up- I just-since it's happened it's all that's been on my mind,"
"Yeah- I err know the feeling, b-b-babe," Eric's voice trailed off.
"Tell me everything Eric," Heidi said sternly.
He took a deep breath-and began
"It all started when we were at Space x. Butter's got jealous of you and me," he began to speed up the pace of what he was saying. "He said all girls are trouble, he said you just wanted me for my humor and semen, I stupidly believed him" He slowed down. "And I'm so sorry, women are so smart and so funny, and I really mean it,"
"I know you do, You have proven that so often,"
"I love you Heidi even if I haven't shown it recently,"
"I love you too."
"I want to take you out for a meal tomorrow, wou-would you like that?"
To be continued..
I'll get the following chapter asap. I hope you enjoyed. Please rate and review.