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How To Win A War

CT6281's p.o.v

I carefully placed the whoopee cushion underneath the throne's black cushion. Seriously, who needs so much blackness? Turning, I spotted my brothers' in arms finishing up their device. CT9162 walked over to me.

"Hey 6281, do you think we can pull this off? We are talking about a Sith Lord here." 9162 pointed out nervously.

I shrugged, "it's just one Sith, remember we have two fully trained Jedis and three Jedis in training on our side."

Just then CT9936 ran up to us, "Don't forget, if we're successful we can forget our numbers and have actual names! Also, we need to hide if this is going to work. Can't have Palpatine suspecting anything."

Fruitcake's p.o.v

I walked into my throne room and promptly froze. Something feels off… Shrugging it off as my imagination, I continued to my hard earned throne. I barely sat down when several things happened at once. My seat made a very un-empire like noise and bright neon orange paint fell on top off me. And to make it worst, it was followed by bright neon blue sparkles.

I was trying to wipe the goo off my face not liking how it blinded me, when I felt Vader's presence. Growling, I spoke to him. "Can you believe this!? Someone has the guts to prank me! ME! How dare they! Once I find out who did this I'll…"

"It was me." Vader interrupted me suddenly. This startled me for two reasons. One, he interupted ME; two, his voice didn't sound like its' usual talking through the mask… it sounded like HIS VOICE. But that is impossible, right?

Feeling fear for the first time in years, I finally glanced at whom I viewed as Vader. Only it wasn't, it was him, which was even worst!

Anakin's p.o.v

Walking into the throne room wearing Jedi robes instead of that stupid suit is sooo exhilarating! Seeing Fruitcake covered in bright neon colors and struggling to keep it out of his eyes was even better. I quickly checked my shields in hope that my obvious mirth doesn't leak into the force.

Meanwhile Palpatine acknowledged my presence, "Can you believe this!? Someone has the guts to prank me! ME! How dare they! Once I find out who did this I'll…"

I decided right now was a good time to interrupt him before he finishes that threat, "It was me."

Was that fear I was feeling from him? Palpatine looked up and faced me with comically wide eyes. "No… NO! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! YOUR INJURIES… they couldn't be healed… you lost all your limbs… how is this possible?"

I smirked, "There is something even stronger than the darkside… and that is the true light of the force." As I spoke, the three troopers that volunteered to help snuck handcuffs lined with force inhibitors onto Palpatine, "Also, I decided to collect the bounty on the most wanted man alive."

The ex Emperor stiffened at that, "Oh? And who by chance is the most wanted?"

I bit back a laugh, "Funny you should ask, since I'm looking at him."

Rey's p.o.v

"… Sidiuos then realized he was handcuffed and started to freak out. But it was to late, the soldiers carried him to prison where he was sentenced to death. And that, padawan is how you win a war." An older version of Luke spoke confidently as he looked me in the eye.

I raised my eyebrow, "Soo, you're saying to beat Kylo Ren I need to prank him? Maybe General Solo would have been better to ask… then again Kylo is her son… What is the true light of the force anyway?"

Luke chuckled lightly, "I thought that was clear? If the Darkside is the opposite of the Lightside AND the Darkside is hatred, then love which is the opposite of hatred IS ALSO the opposite of the Darkside AND THUS must be the Lightside."

I felt a headache coming. Did I just memorized the Jedi Code for nothing!?