DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hyperdimension Neptunia.

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Nepgear was in the kitchen, making some pudding for her big sister. She was humming to herself as she reached into the refrigerator for something, her eyes catching sight of a bottle of hot sauce. She grabbed it, took a look at the label, and then looked at the pudding she was making.

An evil smirk appeared on her face.

After she was finished with the pudding and had let it get nice and cold, Nepgear brought a dish of it into the living room where Neptune was playing one of her games, the girl's eyes lighting up when she saw the pudding. "Yay! Thanks so much, Nep Jr.!"
"I hope you like it, Nee-san." Nepgear said, smiling at her.

Neptune took the pudding as Nepgear sat down next to her, digging right in, not suspecting a thing. She took a bite... "Mnnn!" She hummed, her face beaming with joy.

Nepgear stared at her, surprised, as she took another bite. What happened to that hot sauce she had added!? Or, maybe... Neptune's mind is so simple that she sees her beloved pudding, so her body automatically thinks its delicious, regardless of how it tastes!? Is that how much she loves pudding!?

It was at that moment that Neptune's face turned red, steam flowing out from her ears. "Kyaaaaaaa!" She yelled, spitting pudding out of her mouth, "HOT! HOOOT!" She turned to Nepgear who was covering her mouth, trying not to burst out in giggles. "Water! Nepgear, I need water!" The girl cried, tears running down her cheeks. Nepgear couldn't take it anymore; she burst out laughing. Neptune looked at her in shock before jumping up and running into the kitchen, Nepgear following to see her drinking straight from the faucet.

After about 30 seconds of nonstop drinking, Neptune turned on Nepgear. "Nepgear, what did you do to that poor pudding!?" She cried, grabbing her little sister's arms.
Nepgear giggled, averting her eyes. "I-I just added some hot sauce." In the trash bin under the counter, there were three empty bottles of it.
"Hot sauce!? Why would you do that!?" She cried, looking betrayed.
"Because..." Nepgear smiled at her, clasping her hands together. "It seemed like fun!"


Nepgear woke with a start from her dream, sweat rolling down her head. "I'd never do that to Nee-san!" She yelled, horrified by what she had done in her dream. Indeed, she was so shaken up that she ran straight to her big sister's room and jumped up on top of her bed, hugging a confused Neptune while apologizing over and over.

"I have no clue what's going on." Neptune muttered as Nepgear clung to her arm.