This is my first story ever, and as of right now I'm currently without a beta. So please be kind during reviews. As of right now I only have two other chapters written and imagine there being at least 40 in total by the end of the fic, so it will be awhile before the end of the story is reached. I love fics of epic proportions, so I couldn't help myself from writing one as well. There will be an occasional jump in time, but I'll be sure to let you know when said jump occurs. The more reviews the merrier! I plan on posting a new chapter every week, however if a lot people end up liking it I will more than likely start updating two to three times a week. Any suggestions or concerns will be highly appreciated! Like I said before I'm currently working without a beta so if there are any mistakes, or if you feel things don't add up please let me know! Let me warn you ahead of time that things will not continue being light a cheery, I may not have a lot of chapters written but I have a good outline for the story as a whole. Things will get heavy, so if that's not your thing you have been warned. Fic will be rated M, I also plan on posting on Archiveofourown once my invitation request has been accepted. Alright so that's about all I have to say for now, here's to hoping things go well. Enjoy!

"Dialogue"

'Thoughts'

About 3 years ago

The moon shined brightly in-between wooden blinds, illuminating the office in a soft hue. It consisted of two filing cabinets set flush against one of the side walls. Across from them was a door left open revealing a small baron closet. To the left of the closet set a good sized salt water tanked filled with colorful coral and some angel fish. The space was decorated in rich colors of reds and deep browns, the blue light from outside contorted them into a purple visage. A few potted plants sat throughout the room. One was rather bulky and sat in between the large window and the right of the closet. The second hung between the two filing cabinets its leaves a dull yellow from lack of water. And the last was a small bonsai tree that sat in one of the corners of a mahogany desk which was perched in the middle of the room. The door sitting directly across from it was the only way in or out. A faint pulse of music could be heard from through the hall just outside along with the sound of paper being rummaged through and the occasionally slight turn of a page.

"Dammit Kakashi-sensei…stop being a debauched old man and help me already!"

Sakura hissed through clenched teeth. She had been going through papers for the past half hour with no luck in finding what they came for and while she knew he already completed his part of what they agreed on doing earlier. It still annoyed her to no end that all he was doing was sitting there, with his legs propped up against the desk, reading his latest edition of ICHA-ICHA!

"Hmmm….I'm sorry..." Kakashi looked up from his volume, his onyx eye curving into a horseshoe. "What where you saying Sakura-chan? I was at a rather juicy part and was lost in my book."

He turned a page knowing exactly what was bothering her. He always enjoyed teasing his lone female ex-student to no end. But that was only a nice addition, because he was loving his new book. A little too much in all honesty.

'I should probably stop and help her…But, I don't have the will to stop reading, and watching her get all ruffled up is always entertaining…..especially when you're the one doing it.'

He firmly understood why Naruto always enjoyed fluffing up her feathers, the only downfall being knocked into the other side of Konoha. However, if you knew how to play your cards right, and the Copy-Nin always knew how to play his. Then you could get away with it. Right now, just so happened to be one of those times. For he and Sakura had agreed on earlier what their individual duties would be in the mission, he was to do all of the reconnaissance work and find a way to get into the office, undetected. While she was supposed to find the paper….simple really in and out. And from what he could tell earlier that day, during his investigating, no one was expected to come in anytime soon due to the party currently going on downstairs. And because of this he knew he would be able to continue on reading. Since, even though she was annoyed to no end, Sakura wouldn't do anything to him knowing she had agreed to it in the first place. So he continued on reading, he would help eventually, but only when Sakura was inclined to ask….politely.

The pinkette sighed "Never mind…."

She knew what he was doing, oh yes she knew he was purposely not helping her.

'I just had to agree didn't I?'

At the time they were going over everything she thought she was getting the better end of the deal, she hated reconnaissance work. Nevertheless, she got the short end of the stick. Sakura knew what he wanted but she wasn't going to give him the pleasure. So the kunoichi resorted to grumbling under her breath

"Damn perverted old man and his stupid books! I swear one day I'm gonna shove his head so far up his ass that there'd be enough room to stuff the amount of ICHA-ICHA it would take to keep him in there for the rest of his life!" She was currently going through one of the filing cabinet drawers for the third time, but stopped midway through and lightly stomped her foot, . "Ugh! Where is that damn paper!?" Abruptly she pushed the drawer shut moving on to another one yet again.

He knew he shouldn't but couldn't help the small chuckle that escaped his lips. Which graced him with the pleasure of hearing more profanities slip from the entertaining pinky's mouth. He almost laughed for another time but was able to find control knowing if he had he could forget about playing his cards right and expect a knot as big as the entirety of fire country itself. So he continued on reading….

According to their source some of the current disappearances throughout the lands had to deal with a highly deadly drug that killed its host in 72 hours. They told them of an office in Iwa that would have more information for them regarding the vile contraption as it would be listed as a shipment of Blue ink on the 22nd of October. When the Hokage asked their informant how they knew this and if they could provide any more information…. all that was said was that they had already said more than they should, and when the shipment information was found…..Konoha would get the information they needed to bring them closer to solving the problem.

A few minutes passed by with the occasional sound of a page being turned and drawers being closed and opened every now and then. He had expected Sakura to give in and ask for help by now, but it would seem she wasn't having any of it…..because of that he found himself in a rather embarrassing situation, and a rather tough one at that. Now normally this didn't happen to him, unless he was home alone. However, this was a new book for him so he wasn't prepared for the shift in it. Normally he would have skipped over the part, because normally he was able to tell when the old sage was about transition into more intimate acts…..Alas the man seemed to have changed the way he wrote this particular volume, something the sage normally didn't do, and the effectiveness of it was well…quite prominent. He was lucky to have worn boxer briefs instead of boxers, otherwise his loose pants would have had no chance of concealing the current…..pickle he suddenly found himself facing.

'Well, seeing as I rather not have a boner in the presence of Sakura….I might as well help her now…..it should get rid of my...issue…..'

The unruly haired man closed his precious belonging and slipped it into its special pouch. Slowly he rose from his position into a slouched stance, slid his hands into his pockets, and started to make his way over to his ex-students side. Trying his best to conceal the bulge currently lodged between his legs. He kept his slouched form while turning towards Sakura, and was about to ask her if she had thought of the possibility of there being a hidden safe…But found his mouth had been covered by the palm of her hand.

Sakura noticed Kakashi turn towards her through her peripheral vision while closing another drawer. She knew he was about to say something but felt the need to beat him to it by asking what the hell he wanted when suddenly she heard footsteps coming their way from down the hall. Immediately the rosette put her left hand over his masked lips to prevent anything from coming out of them and turned her attention to the door.

The Copy-Nin watched her silently trying to understand her sudden actions, and as she turned her attention back towards him he realized someone was coming their way, 'Why didn't I hear that before her? Oh….that's right, well at least it's gone now.' His lone eye locked with hers as he lowered his chin down and back up in a short slow nod. They needed to hide, and fast

Without missing a beat both set into action. As quickly as possible two sets of legs rushed towards the only place available for hiding. The small closet.

As Kakashi stepped into the pitiful expanse of a closet he couldn't help but be thankful for thinking of suppressing their charka ahead of time. But as soon as he turned to press his back against the wall he wished he would have just jumped out through the window instead. He would have most likely broken his legs in the process, a jump from this height was even too much for a ninja, but at least he wouldn't be where he was at now. 'It didn't look so small before….' The reason for his digression wasn't really about the pickle he was in early….that had went away as soon as he heard footsteps…..No now it was an entirely different issue….He took up the majority of the closet.