Hey everyone it is the 3headed-dragon and I'm bringing you a new story once again. This time I'm going with a story from one of the most loved cartoons ever The Simpsons! Of course this is a harem fic.

"Hello" = talking

"Hello" = thinking

"HELLO" = yelling in anger or surprise

[Hello] = talking on the phone

[Hello] = texting

"Hello" = talking in a different language

Disclaimer: I don't own The Simpsons only my OC

Springfield's New Resident

Chapter 1: Settling in and Lisa Simpson

It was a bright and sunny Tuesday in the city of Springfield and the citizens were full of excitement as three new businesses were being built, though they hoped they didn't decided to up and leave like so many businesses before had done. We'll come back to that later though right now we come up on the sight of a young woman getting off the bus from school. The young woman was about sixteen years old standing at 5'5 with spiky blonde hair, brown eyes, a slender build with long legs, a narrow waist, C-cup breasts, and a round ass. For Clothes she wore a long sleeve pink sweater, blue jeans, white pearls around her neck, and white sneakers. In her arms are a couple of books and on her back is a backpack. This young woman is Lisa Simpson, a Sophomore in high school at Springfield Academy; it was the elementary school until they decided to make it have elementary through high school. She lives at 742 Evergreen Terrace with her brother, sister, Mother, and Father but as of right now instead of going straight into the house she looks across the street to see that someone is moving to the house there.

She could see the movers unloading a lot of Japanese artwork but also some really nice furniture. Lisa knew someone was going to move in because she and her family had watched as construction workers worked on the house over the last couple of months, though she didn't think they be moving in already. It was then that she heard a couple of engines coming from down the road. Soon she saw a four door violet 2017 Dodge Viper with a black flame detailing on the side pull up followed by a violet 2017 Ford F-150 with a black dragon design on the side. Lisa then noticed that in the bed of the truck was a violet 2017 Kawasaki Ninja 300 ABS Sport Motorcycle with the finder over the front wheel being in the shape of a dragon's head. Lisa was mesmerized by the beautiful and expensive rides, she knew that pretty much every boy in her class would kill just to have one of them.

It was then that the driver side of the Viper opened and someone stepped out. It was a young man of about twenty years old standing at 5'9 with dark brown skin, shoulder length black hair with chin length violet bangs, deep violet eyes, and an athletic frame. For clothes he wore a violet long sleeve button up shirt with the top two buttons undone, black jeans held up by a belt with a silver dragon belt buckle, and a pair of black and violet sneakers. This young man's name is Hideyoshi (He-Day-Yoshi) Umbra, he just moved to Springfield and will be staying at 741 Evergreen Terrace. Lisa felt herself blush as she stared at his face and had to admit that he was the most handsome man she had ever seen.

As Hideyoshi stepped out of his car he looked around the neighborhood that he would be staying in and found a pretty young woman staring over at him. He smirk at this and waved over at her and she nervously waved back. Deciding to get to know a possible neighbor he walked over to her, she was much prettier up close and now he could clearly see her blush.

"Hello, my name is Hideyoshi Umbra but you can just call me Hide (He-Day)." said Hideyoshi as he held his hand out to Lisa.

"Hi, I'm Lisa Simpson and it's nice to meet you Hide." said Lisa as she shook his hand. She found that she liked how his larger hand covered hers and was warm.

"It's nice to meet you as well Lisa. Tell me do you live around here?" asked Hideyoshi.

"Yeah I actually live across the street with my family. What about you?" asked Lisa.

"Well I will be living alone though you may see some of my family visit every now and again." said Hideyoshi. "Hey I know we just met and all but would you and your family like to come over later tonight for dinner?" asked Hideyoshi. Lisa blushed a bit at this and gave a shy smile.

"I'll have to ask them but I'm sure they'll say yes." said Lisa. With that they parted ways as Hideyoshi went to help set up his house while Lisa went to talk to her family about going to dinner.

LATER THAT NIGHT AROUND 8 P.M

Hideyoshi was walking around his house making sure nothing was ruined during the move; he wore the same clothes he wore earlier only without shoes since it was against Japanese culture to wear shoes in the house. After a couple of minutes he heard his doorbell ring and went to answer the door. On the other side of the door Hideyoshi saw Lisa wearing an ankle length orange dress, red heels, her pearls, and pearl earrings. In all Hideyoshi thought she looked beautiful and couldn't help but smile at her. On Lisa's right was a young man standing at 5'8 with spiky blonde hair and blue eyes. He wore a blue suit with black shoes and a red tie. On Lisa's left was a little girl standing at maybe 3'5 with again spiky blonde hair and brown eyes. She wore a knee length blue dress, blue sandals, and a blue bow in her hair.

Standing behind Lisa on the right was a man standing at 5'10, mostly bald with two strands of hair on the top of his head a line of hair going around his head, and blue eyes. He was a rather round man with his stomach straining his clothes, speaking of clothes he wore a blue suit, with a black tie, and black shoes. Next to him was beautiful woman standing rather tall at 5'9 with hazel eyes, blue hair styled in the biggest hive Hideyoshi has ever seen, and a slender frame with CC-cup breasts. She wore an ankle length black dress, black heels, red pearls around her neck, and red pearl earrings.

"Hey Hide, we made it, oh but let me introduce everyone; this is my big brother Bart, my little sister Maggie, my mom Marge, and my dad Homer. Mom, Dad, this is our new neighbor Hideyoshi Umbra." said Lisa.

"It's nice to meet you Simpsons, please come in but I must ask that you remove your shoes." said Hideyoshi. They did as he asked and followed him to the dining room but on the way there they couldn't help but be in awe of his house. The floors were polished hard wood and the walls were a clean white and covered with family pictures and Japanese artwork. The furniture was a deep shade of violet, there was a 55' inch plasma TV in the living room along with a PS4 and XBOX1.

When they reached the dining room they sat on large black and violet pillows at a low table. "I'm sorry if you're not used to this kind of setting but I wanted by house to have a mix of both and American and Japanese style. Now before I start cooking is there anything specific anyone would like?" asked Hideyoshi.

"You got any beer?" Homer quickly asked.

"I'm a vegetarian so could I have a salad?" asked Lisa.

"Well I don't have beer but I do have sake, which is Japanese alcohol, and Lisa I'll get started on your salad right away." said Hideyoshi as he walked into the kitchen that was open to the rest of the house.

"You have a lovely home Hideyoshi." said Marge as she watched him cook from her spot at the table. She couldn't believe how beautiful he made cooking look.

"Thank you Marge, but please call me Hide as I would like us to be friends." said Hideyoshi with a friendly smile that actually made Marge blush a bit.

"So Hide how old are you since you'll be living here by yourself? I'm sixteen, Bart is eighteen, and Maggie is five." said Lisa since she really wanted to learn more about Hideyoshi while they waited on food. Hideyoshi had already given her dad a bottle of sake and a glass but Homer decided to drink straight from the bottle. Lisa couldn't help but shake her head at her father's actions; he always seemed to get drunk wherever they went.

"Well Lisa I'm twenty years old and since you were nice enough to tell me about your family allow me to tell you about mine. You see I have two younger twin sisters that are eighteen, they currently live with our mother in California." said Hideyoshi.

"What do you do for work Hideyoshi?" asked Marge as she wasn't comfortable calling him Hide since they just met. Hideyoshi noticed this so he didn't push.

"Well Marge I'm a businessman, you know those three new places that are opening up soon, well they belong to me and they should be ready to open in maybe three weeks." said Hideyoshi.

"Wow three businesses! What are they?" asked Lisa.

"Sorry Lisa but that is a surprise that will be revealed when the places are ready, but here is some good news; the food is ready!" said Hideyoshi as he came out of the kitchen while somehow balancing six bowls of food with three on each arm. He quickly served out the dishes which were cooked rice topped with seasoned beef, teriyaki chicken, shrimp, and all of it covered in a special sauce. That was for everyone else though as Lisa's bowl was rice with lettuce, tomatoes, mushrooms, shredded carrots, and all covered in a honey and a sesame seed vinaigrette. He then quickly went back into the kitchen and came back some cups, a tea kettle, and a plate with some meat filled dumplings and veggie dumplings; he placed the dumplings and tea kettle in the middle of the table while he passed out everyone's cup but skipped Homer since he was still drinking the sake.

"Wow this looks and smells amazing Hideyoshi, who taught you to cook?" asked Marge as she took deep whiffs of her food and noticed that her children seemed to be drooling over it.

"My mom taught me how to cook, she would sometimes have to work late when my sisters and I were younger and she didn't want us to go hungry." said Hideyoshi.

"What about your dad?" asked Lisa.

"My Dad died when I was eight and the girls were six, there was an accident at work and he didn't make it." said Hideyoshi as he looked at one of the family pictures that was hanging on the wall, one with his whole family in it. His mom was holding the four year old twins, his dad had his arm around her shoulder, and he was standing in front of them holding up the peace sign; they all had smiles on their faces.

"Oh I'm so sorry Hide!" said Lisa feeling bad about bring up something so sad.

"It's fine, you didn't know and it was a long time ago; now let's say grace and dig into this food before it gets cold." said Hideyoshi. With a quick "Thank you for the food" everyone picked up a fork and tasted the food, well not Hideyoshi since he wanted to see their reactions and not Homer since he was still drinking.

Everyone seemed to pause after taking their first bite before they quickly started to dig in. Marge and Lisa were trying to keep their manners intact but were eating a lot faster than normal; Bart and Maggie on the other hand pretty much had their faces in the bowls. Hideyoshi chuckled lightly at this before he picked up a pair of chopsticks and started to eat, he just loved the reactions people had when they tasted his food for the first time.

"This is so good!" said Maggie as she took a break to swallow her food before she went back to eating.

"Hahaha, well thank you Maggie I'm glad you like it." said Hideyoshi with a chuckle. It was then that he noticed that Homer had finally started eating his food but it was clear as day he was drunk and not really tasting it. He noticed that everyone else saw this too and Marge and Lisa looked disappointed and annoyed, Bart seemed like he was used to it, and Maggie seemed a little sad but they all kept eating. "Is Homer being drunk an everyday thing for them?" Hideyoshi asked himself in thought.

"Hide this is delicious, I've never had a salad that tasted like this before!" said as she continued to eat her food while humming happily at each bite.

"She's right Hideyoshi, we've had Chinese before but it was never this good. I wish I could cook like this." said Marge.

"Thank you both for the compliment and Marge I'm sure you're a great cook, just looking a how healthy your family is right now is proof enough of this." said Hideyoshi before a loud thump sounded throughout the room. Everyone looked and saw that the sound came from Homer passing out on the table, Hideyoshi had forgotten that sake can be rather strong to people that aren't used to drinking it.

Marge sighed deeply at this and shook her head she should have known this would happen the moment Homer asked for a beer. "Why does he always do this?" Marge asked under her breath, unaware that Hideyoshi heard her.

Lisa shook her head and sighed in annoyance while giving her passed out father a small glare. "No matter where we go he always finds a way to embarrass me." Lisa thought to herself.

Bart just shook his head and went back to eating and Maggie looked even sadder while still eating. Marge was just about to help Homer at least lay down on the floor before she saw Hideyoshi easily pick up Homer and carry him to the couch and lay him down. Both Marge and Lisa blushed at how strong Hideyoshi seemed to be though Lisa's blush was a lot darker than Marge's. When Hideyoshi came back he asked if Homer was going to be okay and Marge said that he'd be fine so they all went back to eating.

"Hey since the fat ass can't finish his food can I have what's left of it?" asked Bart. Now Hideyoshi was no stranger to kids calling their parents outside of their titles, hell he called his own father Dusty Bones but he always had respect and love for his father in his voice when he called him that, there was no respect at all in Bart's voice and very little love.

"Bart don't talk about your father like that." Marge said thought it seemed forced.

Before anything else could be said Hideyoshi quickly handed Bart the rest of Homer's food along with some of the meat filled dumplings. That seemed to settle things down a bit but Hideyoshi just had to ask. "I'm sorry if I'm crossing a line but does this happen often?" asked Hideyoshi.

"All the time." answered Bart.

"No not all the time! Homer is just having a hard time at work, plus the bills are piling up so he's just under a lot of pressure." said Marge though it seemed more like she was reaching for excuses.

"Marge I don't mean to be rude but you sound like a woman making excuses for her abusive husband. I know that isn't the case since I've seen that situation before and you don't show any signs of Homer hitting you." said Hideyoshi.

"And he doesn't hit me, sure we have fights like any married couple but he would never hit me!" said Marge.

"It's just everything else he does." said Lisa.

"What do you mean Lisa?" asked Hideyoshi.

"My dad drinks almost constantly, is almost always in trouble but somehow gets out of it in a crazy way, he drags us into his troubles, and he's always getting into things that hurts us rather than helps us." said Lisa. Hideyoshi was a bit surprised by this and even more surprised that she said it all in front of Maggie. When he looked over to the youngest Simpson he was shocked to see that it seemed like she understood what was going on.

"Okay so she's pretty smart for her age." Hideyoshi thought to himself. "Just how much does Homer drink?" asked Hideyoshi.

"He once had to stop drinking for a week and saved over $300 dollars." said Bart.

"Oh wow, okay that is a lot of drinking in just a week; I'm almost afraid to ask what else has happened so let's just finish eating and talk about other things." said Hideyoshi.

With that the rest of the night went well with good food and conversation. The Simpsons told stories from their past with Bart's pranks, Lisa's academic accomplishments, Marge's different businesses, and even the cute things Maggie did as a baby. Hideyoshi told them things about himself as well but he kept a lot of things secret, something that only Lisa noticed. Right now everyone seemed more relaxed than when they came over, hell Maggie was even sitting in Hideyoshi's lap laughing as he tickled her. The good times continued until Homer finally woke up and Marge and the kids had to take him home since he had work in the morning. Marge, Bart, and Maggie helped walk Homer across the street while Lisa stayed back to talk with Hideyoshi.

"Look Hide, I'm very sorry about my dad and dropping all of that information on you." said Lisa with a sad tone in her voice. She just couldn't believe her father had embarrassed her, once again, in front of someone they had just met though by now she figured she should be used to it.

"Don't worry about it Lisa, I had a great time with you and your family and I learned what to avoid when it comes to your father. Like letting him borrow anything, lending him money, and getting involved with his crazy ideas." said Hideyoshi as they both laughed a little at the end.

"Well thank you for being so understanding Hide and I'm glad we met today." said as she nervously rubbed her arm.

"I'm glad we met as well Lisa. Look there is something I want to ask you but first excuse me for being so forward." said Hideyoshi and before Lisa could ask what he was talking about he leaned forward and planted a deep kiss on her lips. Lisa stood there frozen as she did not expect this to happen, as a matter of fact the only time anything even remotely close to this happening was when Nelson had kissed her when they were kids but that was just to get her to shut up. It took a few moments but Lisa soon closed her eyes and returned the kiss and she had to admit that Hideyoshi was a great kisser. She then let out a long moan when Hideyoshi placed his hands on her hips and had his tongue enter her mouth; she didn't put up a fight and allowed his tongue to dominate her own as she wrapped her own arms around his neck. When they broke the kiss there was a long string of saliva between them and Lisa had a dazed look on her face.

"I know I haven't told you a lot about myself tonight but I'll tell you that I've been through a lot and can now tell when I have something good in front of me so I rather do this now then miss out later. Lisa Simpson, will you go on a date with me this Saturday?" asked Hideyoshi.

Still in a daze Lisa just nodded her head. Lisa had never had a kiss with that much passion in it before and it overloaded her brain while also leaving her tingling all over. Instead of leaving in order to get some sleep for the night she leaned in and kissed Hideyoshi again and Hideyoshi eagerly returned the kiss. She couldn't believe she was doing this, she had never just kissed someone she just met before yet here she is deeply kissing someone she just met that day. She had to stop kissing him, she wasn't this type of girl or at least she didn't think she was.

A few minutes passed before Lisa regained a bit of her mind. "Hide…I should….really be...Ah…going…home." said Lisa between kisses and moans.

"Well then maybe you should unwrap your legs from around my waist." said Hideyoshi. Lisa looked at her situation and noticed that sometime during their make-out session Hideyoshi had grabbed her ass and she had wrapped her legs around his waist.

Lisa slowly got off of Hideyoshi and smoothed out the wrinkles in her dress. When she faced Hideyoshi again he quickly handed her a piece of paper. "That's my number, call me whenever you like and I'll pick you up Saturday at 7." said Hideyoshi.

"Ahh…Okay I guess I'll see you Saturday Hide." said Lisa in a nervous voice before she blushed deeply and then quickly ran home.

As soon as Lisa left Hideyoshi closed the door then pulled out his cellphone and dialed a number.

"[Hey Ren it's Hide, did you get the information I told you to?]" asked Hideyoshi

"[Sure did Boss and it was really easy too, it's almost like nobody in this town has any idea how to hide their dirty laundry. Pretty much all the political officials are crooked, the police are shit, and the leader of the Mob, a Mr. Fat Tony, doesn't do anything to hide what he does. Once we get rid of the Mob this place will be easy to take over.]" said Ren.

"[That's good to hear Ren. Keep digging into the Mob, I want to know every single detail on them down to their sexual fantasies, but you can get Lin and the other Tech Masters on that. I want you to go through the town and try to find an abandoned warehouse or some other large building, buy it, and then set up shop.]" said Hideyoshi.

"[Sure thing Boss, we'll take care of everything. But I should tell you that you might want to lay low for a while. Your neighbors across the street seem to be in debt to the Mob so it is possible that they'll pay the family a visit.]" said Ren.

Hideyoshi paused at this new information as he thought about Lisa and her family. While he literally just met them he could tell they were good people, well maybe Homer had some problems but overall they were good people.

"[Ren I want all the information on what that family owes the Mob in front of me by tomorrow morning. After you give me the information I'll handle the situation from there.]" said Hideyoshi.

"[Sure thing Boss, I'll get it done.]" said Ren before both he and Hideyoshi hung up the phone.

MEANWHILE IN THE SIMPSON HOUSE

Lisa was in her room putting the number Hideyoshi had given her into her phone. She couldn't believe Hideyoshi had just asked her out on a date like that and that kiss he had given her was just as unbelieveable, her knees were still a little weak. It was then that Lisa remembered what Hideyoshi said about not telling them a lot about himself and going through a lot in his life. It was then that Lisa decided to get a little more information about her date so after she changed into her pajama clothes, which were a pair of light blue pajama pants and a light blue tank top, she went to her computer to do a little research.

"Alright Google let's see what you can tell me about Hideyoshi Umbra." said Lisa as she searched Hideyoshi's name. She soon came upon an link that looked like it would be helpful. "Hmmm, "The Past and Present of the Umbra Clan", now that sounds interesting so let's check it out." said Lisa and she clicked the Link and spent a good deal of time researching Hideyoshi and his family.

And that was Chapter 1 I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Of course this will be a harem plus most members will be slow burners meaning that while they will be with Hideyoshi at some point it will slowly build up.

Harem:

Hideyoshi: Lisa, Marge, Manjula, and Edna-yes she is alive but never married Flanders. There may be more later but this is all for now.

Well that's it for now you guys so remember to Fav, Follow, and Review also if you have any question feel free to ask in a review or PM. Until next time everyone remember to listen for when the Dragon Roars!