Before I get into anything HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMI-CHAN! This is dedicated to you! ….that was sad, anyways...Welcome to another fanfic that randomly sprouted in my head. I was in the middle of writing Converting when this happened, it will be somewhat like Converting except more comedy and less oblivious Mako.
There will be texting scenes in this but, I absolutely HATE IT when ppl tlk lik dis. Text language is something that bothers me, so it won't be used much in this, only slightly.
Disclaimer: No characters mentioned are owned by me.
S.N.- I promise I'll finish Converting, I'm so close. Final chapter coming very soon!
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SexyOSkyOBunny has joined the chatroom
SexyOSkyOBunny: Where is Haruka!?
IAmWind: Not here?
SexyOSkyOBunny: Then where is she!?
TheFlamerFlamingo: Are you really that dumb?
Goddess_of_all: This is Usagi were talking about
SexyOSkyOBunny: WHATEVER! REI CAN'T CHANGE HER USERNAME EITHER
TheFlamerFlamingo: That's because Minako changed my password!
Goddess_of_all: Heheheheheeee
Ami is bae has joined the chatroom
Ami is bae: Haruka you have 5 minutes
IAmWind: LOL
Goddess_of_all: Omg you changed her username too?
IAmWind: Maybeeee ya like it Mako?
Ami is bae: Change it back
IAmWind: Sorry I already forgot the new password T^T you're stuck with it
Makotricity has joined the chatroom
Goddess_of_all: LOL Haruka you didn't!?
IAmWind: Ohhh yeah I did
Ami is bae: You guys are immature
Makotricity: How…? I had 3 separate passwords.
TheFlamerFlamingo: There is no explanation for how she functions
Ami is bae: FlamerFlamingo?!
TheFlamerFlamingo: SHUT. UP.
SexyOSkyOBunny: I'm confused on who is who
IAmWind: Simple.
IAmWind: Rei is the flamer Mako is Ami's fan and Ami is full of Makotricity
IAmWind: And of course, the oh so sexy sky bunny is you odango
PLUTOISN'TAPLANETANYMORE has joined the chatroom
Goddess_of_all: L
Goddess_of_all: O
Goddess_of_all: L
PLUTOISN'TAPLANETANYMORE: Haruka, did you honestly make me download this app just to do this?
IAmWind: Yes ^w^
PLUTOISN'TAPLANETANYMORE has left the chatroom
IAmWind: Isn't this fun?
Goddess_of_all: This is so much fun
TheFlamerFlamingo: Obviously it's fun for you two!
HarukaIsTheSexiestWomanAlive has joined the chat room
Ami is bae: ...I can't even react.
TheFlamerFlamingo: Neither can I.
Makotricity: I'm going to make a wild guess and say it's Michiru.
HarukaIsTheSexiestWomanAlive: I wish you'd just grow up, Haruka-papa.
TheFlamerFlamingo: HOTARU?!
Ami is bae: HARUKA!
Makotricity: Why?
SexyOSkyOBunny: Translation: WHY THE FUCK?!
Goddess_of_All: Watch your profanity! There is a child here!
Haruka's Mermaid has joined the chatroom
Haruka's Mermaid has left the chatroom
TheFlamerFlamingo: Of course.
Makotricity: What does my name mean?
Ami is bae: Please don't ask that.
IAmWind: Well if you really wanna know…
Ami is bae: Haruka. I swear to god.
Makotricity: Is it bad?
Goddess_of_All: I don't think it is.
TheFlamerFlamingo: Ami leave, right now. Just run.
Ami is bae: Far away.
SexyOSkyOBunny: Don't look back.
IAmWind: It's not that bad Ami. Just pokin fun at your crush on Makoto.
Makotricity has left the chat room
TheFlamerFlamingo: ...
Goddess_of_All: I expected that to happen.
HarukaIsTheSexiestWomanAlive: I didn't know Ami-san liked Makoto-san that way, how interesting.
SexyOSkyOBunny: Mako? What do you think?
Ami is bae: I guess you can say I am shocked.
Goddess_of_All: HAH
IAmWind: That was punny.
TheFlamerFlamingo: Lol but seriously.
Ami is bae: In all seriousness, I am shocked. I didn't know she liked me.
SexyOSkyOBunny: I think it would be cute if you two dated.
Goddess_of_All: Say…
Goddess_of_All: Do you even like Ami that way?
IAmWind: Her username says it all.
TheFlamerFlamingo: Her ORIGINAL username wasn't Ami is bae
Ami is bae: Exactly
Goddess_of_All: Avoiding the question?
IAmWind: I tsk at you! Answer the question! Make that little nerd girl happy!
HarukaIsTheSexiestWomanAlive: Is Makoto-san gay?
Goddess_of_All: HAH!
TheFlamerFlamingo: That is a very blunt way to ask
SexyOSkyOBunny: But Mako, are you?
Ami is bae: No?
IAmWind: DAMN YOU!
Goddess_of_All: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A HYPOCRITICAL THING!
Ami is bae: Hypocritical?
Ami is bae: I swear to god if this has to do with my name
SexyOSkyOBunny: Even if you're not gay I think you should still date.
TheFlamerFlamingo: I fail to see the logic in that.
HarukaIsTheSexiestWomanAlive: I agree, it would be nice to see Ami-san and Makoto-san together.
Ami is bae: You too Hotaru?
HarukaIsTheSexiestWomanAlive: You both remind me of Haruka-papa and Michiru-mama. Makoto-san is similar with Haruka-papa the same way Ami-san is with Michiru-mama.
Goddess_of_All: True, True. Mako and Haruka are butch girls and Ami and Michiru are the smart elegant girls.
Goddess_of_All: Together they would make one strong, famous lesbian couple.
IAmWind: I can see that.
TheFlamerFlamingo: Oh, of course! Let's just ignore Mako's feelings about all this
SexyOSkyOBunny: Mako?
Ami is bae: Usagi?
SexyOSkyOBunny: How do you feel about this?
Ami is bae: I don't know, I never really thought about it.
IAmWind: Minako
Goddess_of_All: Haruka
IAmWind: Contact Ami and get her on here. We need this to happen.
Goddess_of_All: Got it.
Goddess_of_All has left the chatroom
Ami is bae: …
TheFlamerFlamingo: …
SexyOSkyOBunny: I hope you end up together ^·^
HarukaIsTheSexiestWomanAlive: Yes, I wish you both the best of luck.
IAmWind: Let's make things sexy!
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Two bangs made her eyes snap open. A third bang made her rise from her seat.
"Ami-chan! You weren't answering my messages or calls! Open up!"
Her body felt limp that instant. Minako is here, 3 and a half minutes earlier than I had calculated. After what happened in the chatroom she didn't want to speak with her and definitely not Haruka. Not after the embarrassment she felt.
"Ami-chan! I will break this door down!"
There was a tough decision to be made. She went back in forth between her choices. Let Minako in or sacrifice the door for an extra moment of peace. Louder banging. Still no movement from Ami. Now there's kicking. She'll have to apologize to the neighbors later. A small snap sound followed by an 'oh shit' finally drove Ami to the door.
The door was swung open resulting in a louder snapping sound. Minako yelped jumping away from the doorway. Ami still had her hand on the doorknob when she forced a smile.
"Minako-chan, what a lovely surprise." She motioned inside. "Please, come in. So the neighbors don't get any more bothered." She retreated back into her home with Minako, still a little bit shaken up, close behind. They sat on a couch in awkward silence. Ami fiddled with her thumbs for a while before looking up, "Did you need something?"
"Well," Minako began taking in a deep breath. "About what happened in the chatroom." Ami resisted a blush, she nodded her head for Minako to continue. "We continued to talk about your crush on Mako-chan, as I'm sure you feared. And Usagi-chan, Hotaru-chan, Haruka-san, and I think it would be a stupendous idea if you were to date Mako-chan."
"What?!" Ami's head whipped up so fast that even if she did get whiplash, it would've been the least of her concern.
"Listen, listen. Just calm down first."
"Listen? Why would I listen to anything you have to say right now? What does Mako-chan even think of this?!" Realization struck. "Oh my god, what does Mako-chan think…?"
The blonde stifled a giggle. "She said she was shocked." She snorted, unable to contain her laughter. Ami's cold stare made her clamp her mouth shut. A cough and she continued. "She wasn't too flustered. But she said she wasn't gay-which I clearly do not believe."
Ami sighed loudly, her hands covering her face. "I can't believe this."
"Don't worry, Ami-chan. Haruka-san and I are on a mission! We will bend that girl's sexuality and make her gay for you!" A loud and violent laugh erupted from her throat that would make even Esmeraude shudder.
Head in hands Ami shook her head, pleading to all the gods that this day could just end. "Please, do not make this any worse."
"Ami-chan, this is your chance. Charm her, woo her, make her straight line a circle." Minako was now face-to-face with Ami, holding her hands. "I-no-we believe you." She grinned. "Get it? We Believe You? Do you get it? Mako-"
"Mako-chan's Sailor Star single, yes I get it." Ami pulled away with a huff. "Last time you and Haruka-san said you would 'help', Mako-chan found out I liked her."
Minako thought for a moment. "Oh you mean earlier...but on the bright side she didn't seem disgusted. In fact, she didn't deny your feelings." She quickly pulled out her phone. "Sexy sky bunny asked, 'How do you feel about this?' Ami is bae responded with 'I don't know, I never really thought about it.'" Minako smiled widely. "There was no, 'no' in there."
"There was no, 'yes' either."
"Gosh! Ami-chan, if you think positively the outcome will be positive." The blonde bounced up with determination. "Alright! I'll talk with Haruka-san and we'll plan something out."
"Minako-chan I appreciate what you're trying to do, but please don't do it." Her words fell on deaf ears. She ran to block the door. "Please do not do anything, I beg you."
"Ami-chan." Minako began softly, placing her hands on the smaller girl's shoulders. "Trust me." Ami blinked and the goddess disappeared.
"Dammit." She cursed. Ami didn't move for a second to think over what she should do. "I'll need some help from someone I can count on." She dialed a number and pressed the call button after deciding what to say. The phone rang three times before a voice answered. "Hey, Rei-chan. I can't ask how you are or answer your questions. Minako-chan and Haruka-san are planning something, I am desperate right now."