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Chapter 4: I'm going to be what?!

A soft groan escape her lip as Kuchiki-Uzumaki Rukia slowly open her eyes, sit up in her bed groggily and she take a sideway glance at Naruto snoring away next to her. She bop Naruto's head lightly and the snoring blonde vanish in a smoke, revealing to be a kage bunshin, as the petite woman get off her bed, straighten her white nightgown out. Rukia yawn out before a strong wave of nausea hit her and she clutch her stomach with one hand on her mouth. "U-Ugh, dammit…" She makes haste out of her room and hurriedly walks down the hallway quietly as she can be since it's too early for anyone to be up. She reach the nearby bathroom and was about to run inside but she halt in her track with her eyebrow raising slightly as soon as someone stumble into her sight.

Ravel Phenex-Uzumaki, in her purple nightgown, also look at her puzzlingly with two hands on her stomach and they just stare at each other in front of the bathroom's door until the blonde girl speak. "Um, a-a-are you going to use the ba…" Suddenly, green tint appear on their faces and they both suddenly barge into the bathroom right straight to the toilet, fling seats up then vomit in together.

"R-Ravel, um…" Rukia gazed at her shakily after she wiped some remaining biles off her chin, "Are you…?"

Ravel give her a bashful nod with light blush, "You too?" She receives a shy nod from the blushing petite shinigami, "Um, may I ask you when you co…" The blonde devil can't say it out of embarrassment.

"…W-W-When we were discussing about my schedule a while ago in your office…" Rukia mumbled with red face, "A-And Naruto show up with our breakfast then…"

"R-Really?!" Ravel blushed heavily with a gasp as the blushing shinigami widened her eyes at her, "M-M-Me too!" Their blushes become deeper as they lean against the toilet in silence until Rukia mumble under her breath.

"S-S-S-Stupid Naked Apron Month…"

"Y-Y-Yeah…" The blushing devil muttered, "…H-H-Have you break the news to Naruto?"

"N-N-Not yet." Rukia replied, "I-I'm just nervous and it's hard to tell him because things always come up or get in way."

"Ah…" Ravel nodded lightly, "…D-Do you want to tell him together?"

"Yes, that should make it easy for us." The shinigami chuckled lightly, "I-I can't believe we're going to be mothers."

"And I also can't believe that we both might give birth on same day." The blushing devil said and Rukia agree with her.

"OUT OF THE WAY!" Before they both know it, Sophitia Alexandra-Uzumaki shove her head in between them then vomit into the toilet. Another voice catches the young women's attention.

"Oh, come on!" Rukia and Ravel look up to see Jessica Jones-Uzumaki leaning against the doorway with one hand on her stomach, "I NEED TO PUKE SO FUCKING BAD! I'M GONNA KILL NARUTO!"

"…Say, didn't they also join us on this day?" Ravel slowly turns to Rukia.

"Yes, along with the others…" Rukia slowly meet her eyes, "…Do you think…"

"…I would say impossible but it's Naruto here we are talking about…" Ravel replied. It look like they have to find the rest and check them out before they can break the news to their husband.

"Am I pregnant?" Kurotsuchi stared at four women with pinkish tint on her cheeks and she slowly take a sideway glance at other girls next to her then she turn her eyes back to the group as she place hand on her stomach. "Y-Yes, I am…" She said lowly with timid tone, adjusting her eyes away from them.

"Oh, me too!" Tionishia clapped her hands together gleefully, "I hope it'll be twin! How exciting is that?"

"Hehehe, Foxy's babies are inside me." Toga-Uzumaki Himiko giggled insanely, rubbing her stomach with dazzling blush.

"Wait, we're all pregnant here?" Gwen crossed her arms with corked eyebrow, glancing at Alma Wade-Uzumaki, Tinkerbell, Uraraka-Uzumaki Ochaco, Pamela Isley-Uzumaki and Roll. "…Great…Wait…" The goth girl looked at Roll, "How can a fembot get pregnant?"

"I-It's complicating, I'll explain to you later." Roll whispered to her embarrassingly.

"I can't wait to see Naruto's face." Janna Ordonia-Uzumaki elbowed Krystal with a snicker and Star Butterfly-Uzumaki laughed out loud.

"I'm certain that Naruto will faint right away." Nami Uzumaki chuckled lightly.

"Guys, I think Ochaco's broken." Thalia Grace-Uzumaki jabbed her thumb at shellshocked girl as she floating up in air while mumbling 'baby' all over again.

"Well, you can't blame her." Rukia glanced up, "It's not everyday that a group somehow get pregnant on same day after we had reverse-gangbanging sex with Naruto." Almost everyone blush at the memory.

"S-So how will we play that?" Jessica pulled Ochaco down, gazing at the group and they stare at each other in silence, aside the gravity girl's mumble.

"Naruto-kun must be in kitchen by now." Rukia paced down the hallway with Nami, the girls decide to split up to find their husband and take him to a private room so they can break the new.

"Mmm, he's probably pigging out." Nami rolled her eyes and the shinigami snorted at the former pirate's comment. As soon as they get closer to the kitchen, a familiar noise reach their ears and they halt in their trail then they slowly peek into the kitchen.

"D-D-Darling…" Ayame sat on the edge of kitchen counter with moans as Naruto held her right leg up above their heads while he thrust inside the moaning waitress furiously, "D-D-D-Don't take too long or you're making me late for work…"

"O-O-Ooh, maybe we can take a day off today." Naruto kissed her with a smirk, "I-I-I'm sure your dad will understand…" They suddenly make out.

"…D-D-Do we have to wait until they finish up?" Nami blushed at the sight.

"W-W-We can come back later…" Rukia glanced at the blushing navigator before they walk away from the kitchen with red faces.

The girls were discussing about their pregnancies in a random private room until the opening door grab their eyes and they stare at Ochaco enter by herself. "Is Naruto behind you?" Pamela asked the gravity girl.

Ochaco stare at her confusingly for a moment before she jolt lightly with widen eyes, "Oh, shoot! I forget!"

"How can you for…" Rukia notice Ochaco's crumbled tank top and messy hair as the blushing girl adjusting her right strap up, "…You ended up having sex with him, didn't you?"

"…Y-Yes…" Ochaco poked her index fingers timidly, "H-He's still busy. I'm sorry!" Most girls just either facepalm or shaking their heads at her.

"Ravel, are you sure about that?" Krystal asked as the group waited near foyer of the main house, "I mean, we're going to spring something big to him as soon as he gets home."

"We have no choice." Ravel crossed her arms with a deep sigh, "Everytime we try to tell Naruto, we always end up finding him having sex, ending up having sex with him then forget why we was there in first place or something else get in our way…"

"Like his man cave." Sophitia said, "Almost make me wish that we shouldn't give him man cave in first place." The wives decide to surprise Naruto a 'man cave' after they built the Uzumaki compound so he can have his own space.

"Cave?" Thalia scoffed, "More like…"

"I'm ho…" Naruto enter the house before he blink at his wives as he close the door behind him, "Hey, girls. Um, were you all waiting for me?" He asked curiously.

"Y-Y-Yeah…" Roll shifted her weight to her left leg, "W-W-We want to…" She looked down with blush and most girls can't help but to look at anywhere away from their husband.

"…W-Well, it've been a while." Naruto sighed to himself, slowly unbuttoning his pant.

"I-I-I-It's not that, perv!" Thalia cried out with deep blush, her fellow wives also blushed madly. They can't blame him for thinking that since the sex month is not over yet for few more days.

"Oh!" Naruto quickly fastened his pant, "Sorry, I just…"

"It's fine, it's fine." Nami waved it off with red face, "W-We want to tell you something."

"What is it?" The hokage glanced at his wives, wondering why they kept fidgeting around.

"Here." Naruto looked down to Alma as the loli ghost push a pregnancy test stick into his hand before she look up to him with a innocent-yet-wicked smile, "I'm mommy now."

"Wha…" Naruto glanced between the stick in his hand and Alma bewilderedly.

"Dammit, Alma!" Jessica huffed at the smirking phantom as she shoved her stick against Naruto's hands, "You were supposed to wait until one of us gives the signal!"

"Wha…" The shinobi looked at the second stick in his other hand.

"You'll stall or chicken out like before." Alma replied with a sway of her dress, her hands behind her back. The blushing wives hand their sticks over to Naruto, grumbling at Alma for jumping the gun.

"Wha…" Naruto stared at sticks in his hands then he look up to his wives with widened eyes, "Wha…"

"We…" Gwen gestured at herself and the rest, "All are pregnant."

"At same time." Star grinned widely.

Thud

The wives stare at their fainted husband before Rukia speak up, "That went well."

"YOU'RE ALL PREGNANT?!" They jumped up at voice behind them, causing them to spin around to see Sawatari-Uzumaki Mitsuki as the gaping maid stare at them with widened eyes before she suddenly run off down the hallway, "OOH, I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE!"

"…Fifty bucks that everyone will race here and jump Naruto unstoppable until he knocks them up." Janna poked Naruto's cheek with a snickering giggle.

"That's a sucker bet there." Nami deadpanned as they listen to the loud 'WHAT' cries throughout the compound.

Rukia beam to herself, holding Naruto's hand as they walk on the street while some villagers greet them and Naruto tilt his head at her with a light smile. "You're in pretty good mood." Naruto said.

"Of course." Rukia nodded happily, "I get to be first to go on baby shopping with you." They had draw a lottery and she won the first turn. "And at same time, I'm exciting that we're going to be a parent." She rubbed her stomach happily, "Together."

"Yeah, me too." Naruto rubbed his head with a chuckle, "I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that I'm going to be a father…And the fact that I somehow knocked eighteen wives up in one day." He whispered the last part lowly.

"But you're already a father." Rukia gazed at her husband's face, "You adopted the girls and become stepdad to some. Plus, there are future daughters…"

"Y-Yeah, but I end up married to my adopted daughters, stepdaughters and future daughters." Naruto sweatdropped.

"True, but you have stepsons anyway." Rukia replied.

"Right, but it's kinda different." He scratched his head, "Because I'm going to be present at the birth. I mean, I love the boys but sometime, it make me wonder what it's like if I was there at the beginning, what it's like to raise them from birth, all the stuff I can do with them up to now. Now I get a chance to experience something like that. You know?"

"Yes." The shinigami hummed in deep thought, "I think I can understand what you're saying. It's something new…" She glance at her stomach as she realize something, "Say…You think it's Ichika in there?"

"…I-I-I don't know?" Naruto blinked rapidly at her stomach before he look up to the sky as he rub his forehead annoyingly, "I really hate time-traveling crap."

"You're not the only one." Rukia patted his arm with a soft chuckle, "Let's not thinking about it now." A baby store appears in their sight, "Let's thinking about what we should get for our baby."

"Do you want to look at clothing first?" Naruto asked and the petite shinigami give him a nod as they enter the store.

"Wel…H-H-Hokage-sama, R-Rukia-sama?" The cashier stuttered with widened eyes as he stared at his leader walk in with one of his wives, "W-W-What bring you here?"

"Well, we're here to do some shopping…" Naruto rubbed his head with a chuckle as he take a sideway glance at his wife, "For our baby together."

"B-B-B-B-B-B…" The stuttering cashier blinked rapidly, still stunned that his leader and war hero is present in his store.

"Where do you keep the baby clothing?" Rukia asked him with a smile and the cashier wordlessly point at the back as the couple walk past him. She smirks at her husband, "I wonder how he will react when you bring the others here. Maybe he'll faint like you did."

"I-I-I didn't fainted, I passed out!" Naruto blushed.

"Same thing." The smirking shinigami rolled her eyes at him and the blushing shinobi grumble something under his breath. Something catches her eyes when they reach the clothing section and she grabs it, spinning around to Naruto excitingly. "Naruto, what do you think of that one?" It was a green onesie with a cartoonish bunny on it, "Chappy the Rabbit for little one!"

"Oh, it looks cute." Naruto chuckled lightly, he wasn't surprised that Rukia would try to push bunny-theme stuff onto their unborn child and try to make it a favorite animal like the shinigami. "Does it come in different colors?" Naruto looked through the stacks, glancing at Rukia as she beam at the onesie in her hands. "Since we may go with bunny-theme, do you want to buy some stuffed bunnies?"

"YES!" Rukia nearly shriek out of excitation before she quickly covers her mouth with embarrassing blush and Naruto just laugh. They kept looking through the baby stuff and purchase anything that they like while several villagers notice them, spreading the words about the couple. The village would later lose their mind when they find out that Naruto bring other seventeen wives in row and discover that they were all pregnant on same day.

"Seriously, how is that possible?" Kiba sat with Naruto and their friends, "I mean, how can you knock almost twenty chicks up in one day? HOW?!"

"Beat me." Naruto rubbed his neck with sheepish chuckle.

"Anything is possible with Naruto." Shikamaru drawled.

"Yup." Choji munched on his chips, "But I'm kinda surprised with expecting mothers. I was expecting someone else to be first to have your child."

"Like who?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Hinata, Sakura, your mother and sisters, Ayame or Mikoto." The Akimichi heir answered.

"Why my mother?" Sasuke raised his eyebrow at Choji, "The other, I can understand but my mother?"

"Naruto once told me that he have a big crush on your mother when we were six." Choji said.

"…" Sasuke slowly turn to Naruto with a twitching eyebrow, "Oh, really? How come you never mention that?"

"To be fair, you and the other boys went crazy on me when you all found out that I was dating your mothers." Naruto chuckled nervously.

"For good reason…" Sasuke rubbed his forehead annoyingly, "For good reason."

"Aw, don't be like that, son." Naruto smirked at the twitching Uchiha, "Your mother is happy and that's what's important to us."

"Still not happy about that." The Uchiha heir grumbled and the group just drinks their alcohol.

"Hey, this chick over there is so hot." Kiba gestured at a woman at the bar with his head, "I'm gonna…"

"Oh, it's Xiaomu, one of Naruto's wives." The Nara heir replied flatly.

"Damn you, Naruto!" Kiba's face smashes down on the table with groan and the chuckling hokage just rub his head.

Himiko shiver lightly as the doctor apply gel on her bare growing stomach and she glance up at Naruto next to her with wide grin, exposing her canine fangs. "Foxy, I'm happy you're here."

"Of course, I won't miss that for anything." Naruto smiled.

"Yup, but I wish you come here all bloody and tattered." Himiko pouted childishly, "You always look good with blood all over your face. Very sexy." Her husband just sweatdrop at her with deadpan stare, it's good thing that he's getting used to his yandere wives and their odd fetishes.

"O-Okay, it's up now." The trembling doctor try his best to ignore Himiko's blood-obsessive ramble as the machine come to live and he scan her stomach. "By the way, do you want to know the gender?"

"Yes." Himiko take hold of Naruto's hand with a hum, "You think it'll be boy or girl?"

"I'm fine with whatever it'll be as long as it's healthy." He squeezed her hand with a smile.

"Ah, there it is." The doctor pointed at the screen as he examine it, "Ah, their hearts appear to be very healthy."

"Their?" Both parent blinked.

"Yes, it looks like you will have quintuplets." The doctor smiled at them, "four girls and one boy. Cong…"

Thud

"AH, HOKAGE-SAMA!" The doctor cried out as his leader fainted.

"Yay, five foxy babies to spoil." Himiko giggled, her hand still hold onto Naruto's hand as the doctor kept crying out for the hokage.

Naruto wipe some sweats off his forehead as he look at competed crib, "Finally, that's the last one. Whoever comes up with it should have made it easy to assemble instead of gribbish crap." Naruto grimaced at crumbled instruction paper in his hand, "Sadist bastard."

"Naruto." The said man glanced over his shoulder to see Shizune, Lucy Heartfilia-Uzumaki, Temperance "Bones" Brennan-Uzumaki, Grayfia Uzumaki and Elsa of Arendelle. He spot something in their hands and it was… "We're pregnant." Shizune smiled sheepishly at Naruto as they held their pregnancy test sticks up.

"…" Naruto slowly turn to the crib before he drop his head down with a deep sigh, "Dammit, now I have to assemble five more cribs…" He's glad about the news but at same time, he loathes the inventor of cribs.

And that end the fourth chapter of MHWH: UE?! Love it? Hate it?

Boom! He's going to be a father but it's gonna be crazy because almost over twenty women are pregnant and some are cray-cray than before! Poor guy, how can he deal with it?! It look like he's going to be so busy juggling with pregnancy-hood and sex life with Ultimate Harem since almost everyone want baby so badly! Let's pray for him, pray for him!

What else will we see? Will we learn more about their lifestyle? Who'll make appearances and will we get spoiled by some certain things? Let's find out next time!

Reason why I can't write (Blank) harem: Mother Harem…

Naruto glance at every woman who claims to be his mother, "…Um, it's like I'm dating Kushina's kage bunshin with henge." It turn out that all of his mothers were very similar, only difference between them are their skin tone from light to dark and hair color from white to black. "…Yeah, that is so weird…"

I think that's all I can say for now…Thank you for your time to read it.

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