A man is sitting in a director's chair on what appears to be a movie set. Behind him is a screen. He is wearing a brown leather jacket and tight jeans. He smiles for the camera. "Hi, I'm Flagg1991, and you might remember me from my hit series 'Torture the Louds.'" The screen shows a clip of Flagg1991 beating Lola's head in with his fists, his eyes wide with madness and his teeth bared. "Don't you just miss such wholesome, family-friendly entertainment? I sure do, which is why I've teamed with FFN to bring you 'Do The Louds,' an exciting new program the whole family can enjoy. Here's how it works: You send me a request for a short sex scene and I'll write it. For example, do you want to see Flip bending Rita over a counter? Do you want to see Lincoln, Lola, and Ronnie Anne smearing shit on each other and using piss as lube? Just tell me the characters, the situation, etc, and I'll pick my favorites and make them reality. Let's not get too wild, okay? Lilly is off limits and I probably won't do violent rape."

Flagg1991 leans back and crosses his legs. "Send in those requests and let's do the Louds."