A/N: Yeah, I'm back and didn't realized it has been almost 2 years since I updated this story O.o

Anyways, I have read the reviews that inspired some ideas and hopefully before 2020 ends, I finished this story, but having fun writing it. Enjoy!

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Chapter 7
So Plan A(wesome) failed, there's always Plan B(etter One)

The Hokage's door slams opened, interrupting another workless day for Kakashi, temporary Hokage.

"Ahem! Lets try this again, shall we, Kakashi-sensei?"

For some reason the Sixth felt a shiver go through him at the sharp smile of his former blond haired student, but he wasn't (formerly) ANBU's best for nothing. Furthermore, he can proudly claimed in surviving through the antics of his former genin team.

He only gave Naruto an amused eye smile, "The answer is still no, Naruto."

Naruto undeterred, shook his head in mock sadness, "Sensei, sensei, sensei. Has your age dull your blade? I am not asking for a prank day."

Kakashi stares at him with unblinking eye, "No?"

"Nope!" The little sunshine haired genin innocently beams at him.

Behind the blond haired genin, popped out Himawari giggling, "He's not, Grandpa 'kashi!"

Kakashi eyes them for a moment longer, fingers tapping on the desk, "You better not be taking advantage of your little sunshine's cuteness."

"No doubt she's adorable," Naruto nods gravely, before beaming even more than he already had been, "But, no. She is my assistant of my proposal for tomorrow's greatest performance that Konoha has never seen!"

The former Hokage looks at Naruto in the eye, unfazed by the brightness of Naruto's smile (mostly), "No pranks."

"How about the Great Performance?!"

Kakashi stares at him suspiciously, but his examination was interrupted with Himawari pulling out a large scroll out of nowhere and unrolls it. The script in bright colors said:

1st annual Konoha wide Performance!
Uzumaki Style :D

Kakashi bored already, opens up his old worn book, being extra careful not showing the title at Himawari's innocent eyes (Hinata is a scary woman indeed).

"—at the third floorboard, take care of not stepping on it. There is a thin ninja wire that triggers a shower of questionable gunk, possibly from his summoning nindogs.

There are other tripping wires, but they are all fake traps to intimidate those of faint of heart. Once reached the front door, do the noodle dance to deactivate the highly sensitive movement sensors. Afterwards, spit on your hand before opening the door. Note to self: make sure it has some of the scarecrow's DNA, be it via blood or of similar nature—"

Kakashi's eye widen in horror and took him a too long of a minute to abruptly stand up, waving his hands in front of him, "Stop! Say no more!"

Kakashi barely paid attention at the two Uzumaki's high-fiving each other as he groans into his hand. Mentally, he freaked out and wondered who in the world confessed Naruto about the Revenge of Using the Hokage Card Against Me incident?!

Looking up from sealing his fate, Kakashi would do his best to minimize the future damage, "Fine, but I am not going to be your so-called victims."

"Don't worry. I've already had my fun, but you'll still have to sign this contract if you don't want me to do anything to you though. Gotta protect my interests, dattebayo!" Naruto reaches into his bright orange jumpsuit and took out a scroll and placed it on the desk.

Knowing when he has lost, Kakashi shrugs, "Might as well get this over with."

By the sounds of muffled snickers that can only be heard by being in the field as undercover shinobi, made it sound crystal clear that Kakashi will have to plot ways for his revenge. He might train the Hokage security into the ground as Naruto did during Protect the Hokage exercises.

At least he can be assured that they too would suffer some whiplash of Naruto's so-called performance.

Taking advantage of the weekend, Iruka was relaxing for a bit. He chuckle at the crazy acrobats from Shikadai, so like that Chunin exams fight between the boy's parents.

"Keep it up you three!" Moegi shouts as she kept throwing kunai after kunai, making her genin run and dodge and hide behind a couple of trees spread around the clearing. Yet, Iruka was still loves to learn and watched for any weakness and strengths that would be helpful to implement to the next graduating class in the Academy. Of course he made sure to get his former's student's permission in order to not infringe or accidentally catch special training privy only to said team.

Suddenly Iruka stiffens before looking up the sky in wariness.

"Principal-san?" Chouchou asks, but squeaks when the kunai pierced her chip bag at her split second inattentiveness.

"Be on guard," Iruka stands up and shakes off the dust from his clothes.

"Trouble?" The training field was silent, awaiting further instruction of the visible two superiors.

Iruka stops and looks at Moegi, "He became comfortable and there is no Third to stop him."

"Oh, boy," Moegi rubs her forehead, but a smile still escaped from her frustrated look.

"Wait? So its not bad, but kind of bad?" Inojin blinks, peeking out of kunai infested tree.

Suddenly their phones went off from their packs, hidden in the bushes. Before looking at their team leader for permission, they were distracted by the strange sound of fluttering papers.

Flyers were fluttering down from the heavens, to the surprise of Team Moegi.

Shikadai snatches one and reads the note to himself.

"Troublesome indeed."

"Sensei, please tell me we are not getting anymore of that demon cat's missions," Boruto not quite begged his teacher. He dodges another civilian from the busy Konoha streets.

Konohamaru looks up from checking a message from his phone, "Mm? Oh no, I've just received word that all missions level C and lower are officially cancelled by some event…"

Sarada stares at the confused look of their team leader and wondered what holiday it could possibly be.

"I found him!" a female voiced chirped behind them.

Boruto turns and stares at his beaming sister. She places her hands behind her back and leans forward on her toes.

"Today is going to be fun~"

A strange shiver went down his spine at his younger siblings cheerful, but condemning words.

Despite of this, he smiles at her, "What game are you playing and with who, Himawari?"

She puts a finger in front of her mouth and giggles.

An explosion went off behind the team and stared at the shadowed figure within it.

Next to two genin, Konohamaru face palms.

"Thank you, my little sunshine! I will be taking it over from here until its your turn!"

Boruto panicked. The blond haired boy wasn't ready to face his father yet. He quickly glares at the ground. As he tried to gain some courage to at least say something, Naruto shouted once again.

"I challenge you to a prank war!"

"Wrong line, Small Papa," Himawari whispers loudly.

For a second Naruto stood awkwardly in front of the present Team 7.

Another explosion went off and within it, Naruto shouted again, "I challenge you to the best performance Konoha has ever seen!"

This gets the attention of Boruto, ignoring the falling papers around him and the sudden sounds of phones and other devices beeping around him.

Did he hear, what he thinks he heard?!

"The whole village is open for any free for all performance of any kind, except during emergency situations. It must be done in grand extravaganza. So what would it be, Boruto?"

At this a large stampede and confused cries from children filled the streets disappeared, leaving behind a chilling silence. It was odd how the busy marketplace emptied and windows were quickly sealed shut.

Buying time to answer and wondering why the villagers hid, Boruto finally noticed the fallen papers. He picks it up and gaps at the familiar curvy handwriting of his sister from checking her homework.

"Oh yeah? Well, I bet the Sixth would not allowed for it since you have been too problematic as of late," Boruto crossed his arms. He still not sure if the other was just pulling his leg or finally lost it.

Naruto snickers, "I have my ways, am I right, Sasuke?"

"Hn," Sasuke appeared seating on a small table nearby, reading a newspaper, not really caring at the lack of service, "I never took you to really do your homework, let alone use the current technologies."

"Hinata and Shino helped me with it! Although I've only memorize the first three points on How to break into Kakashi-Sensei's apartment since the rest was burned away for the sake of the village security or something. Don't know what I've done if he hadn't stopped me, but he already signed a contract."

Sasuke puts down his newspaper and stares at him, "Figures. That does sound like your insane luck."

Boruto shook his head in disbelief. Turning to the rest of his team, he groans. Sarada has star eyes and was looking amazed at his shrunken old man and Konohamaru-sensei was shaking in suppressed laughter.

He returns to look at Naruto who was waiting for his response, "Say that I agree. I get to chose whatever team I chose."

"Of course," Naruto looks over Sasuke, who stares at the sky in annoyance before standing up to walk between them.

Sasuke pulls out a scroll from his knapsack strapped over his shoulder. Then he holds the top to let the scroll fall down, he reads, "As the referee, I will now state the rules and once the performance is set up by whoever side has the turn, it would be sent to the whole village for viewing in safety of their homes, in exception of the chosen location, which I will elaborate in a couple of minutes, and voted for best in three categories. The votes would not be viewed until the end of the day and the winner would be announced at midnight.

Locations of the performances would not start until the leader, in this case Naruto and Boruto Uzumaki, tells me before I set the timer. Anyone who is present of this location would get a five minute warning. Those caught in the location, we are not liable for any damages or humiliation done, but no killing or permanent mime."

Sasuke eyes the two boys severely before continuing, "Teams will be made into 3 other genin and 3 jonin with leaders not being counted."

"Any other question, you two have my number or just yell for me," Sasuke shrugs. Doing something with his one arm, Sasuke quickly rolls up the scroll and puts it away.

Sasuke stares at Boruto, "Do you accept Naruto's challenge, Boruto?"

Boruto glares at the ground before smirking, "Of course, dattebasa!"

Sasuke nods and faces the two boys, "So do you two agree to the previous stated terms?"

"Yes, dattebasa!"

"Yeah, dattebayo!"

This makes the boys look at each other in burning resolve.

Before they could say anything more, Sasuke states, "You have 30 minutes to chose your team. Chose wisely since you are with that team for the rest of the event."

"Gah! What am I going to do?! I don't know who I would chose for my team?!" Boruto clutches his head in panic.

He and Sarada ran off after Naruto crackling in delight to who knows where until the set time. They were sitting in their training ground to plan what to do.

Sarada snorts, "You act as if you have no friends or something."

Before Boruto could start bickering, someone interrupted.

"Ah, I've arrived in good time," a light blue haired genin sat crosslegged in fromt of Boruto and Sarada as if he has been there all along.

"MITSUKI?!" Sarada leans back in surprise.

Boruto points at their third genin team member, "Since when you've been back?!"

In response Mitsuki smiles serenely. Then he turns toward a random bush.

"Greetings Yamato," Mitsuki waves good-naturedly.

Suddenly Captain Yamato, pops out of the bushes like a ghost.

Mitsuki reports over the gapping Sarada and Boruto, "My parent is looking into the situation and it was not what he meant to do. My parent would meet up soon with the antidote to our current silver haired hokage."

He ignores the now curiously looks of his teammates, but Captain Yamato nods in annoyance before disappearing in a whirlwind of leaves.

Boruto opens his mouth, but Mitsuki smiles widely, "Are we not on a deadline? Unless you already have a team, then its best to find your Master."

Sarada turns to him with a smirk, pushing her glasses up, "Do tell, Baruto."

The blonde haired genin groans loudly, "Let's go find Konohamaru-Sensei first!"

Then he takes off with his teammates following while one laughing and the other highly amused.

"Teammantes like these, who meeds enemies," Boruto mutters, but catches the carefree look of his teammates, unaware a small smile on his own face.

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A/N: So...I honestly had no idea what kind shennanigans Naruto and his "rival" would have, hence my long hiatus (and finally getting my bachelors degree after years of working on it!). I have some idea, but I won't mind a list of items to chose from for the "performances". Thank you for your patience for another update and I appreciate you all. Until next time, LaniAhava out!