Yuga Aoyama- Shiny~
Mina Ashido- ALIENS
Tsuyu Asui- Froppy
Tenya Iida- Sonic
Ochako Uraraka- defying gravity
Mashirao Ojiro- ninetails
Denki Kaminari- pikachu
Eijirou Kirishima- knuckles
Koji Kouda- squirrelking
Rikido Satou- flavortown
Mezou Shouji- stronk
Kyouka Jirou- jackit
Hanta Sero- stickit
Fumikage Tokoyami- Dark'ness
Shouto Todoroki- Todo
Tooru Hagakure- invisibinch
Katsuki Bakugou- explodone
Izuku Midoriya- Deku
Momo Yaoyorozu- Momomomo
Hitoshi Shinsou- local cryptid
5:26 pm
Chat: [#LetShoujiBeCute2k4Ever.]
[Hatsume Mei] entered [#LetShoujiBeCute2k4Ever.]
Hatsume: HEWWO AW!
ALIENS: omg
explodone: fucking hell
Shiny~: ? America explain?
Shiny~: I mean, I welcome madame Mei wholeheartedly, but I feel like there's a reason why she's here,,,
Sonic: You're right, Aoyama!
Sonic: everyone Hatsume has something to say!
Hatsume: sooooooo yall have like,,, 3 days before this messaging thing is cucked and you get the new one! sorry you weren't given a heads up, I guess they missed your class when we were getting the word around!
defying gravity: I'm sorry WHAT
Dark'ness: Pardon everything I'm about to say.
Dark'ness: FUCK
Dark'ness: MY RECEIPTS
Dark'ness: SHIT SHIT SHIGT
flavortown: YOU'RE TELLING ME, FUCK
stronk: ,,, I'll help you get them
Dark'ness: Shouji you are a fucking gift.
pikachu: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD
stickit: AS WE KNOW IT
pikachu: ffffffffffffffffff
Deku: oaijfoiewjfiweewi FUCKIN ALRIGHT, COOL, NO RECEIPTS ON ME THEN!
Todo: Bold to assume I haven't already screenshotted everything.
Deku: fuck
Froppy: ... May I ask why we're getting a new messaging system?
Hatsume: I made something better, and it's easier for me to just roll out a new app than try to figure out how I'm gonna incorporate all that into the one we already have!
Froppy: ... Understandable, have a nice day.
4:20 pm, 3 days later
stickit: ah, the last 420.
Hatsume: nice.
Deku: ... I still don't know what it means.
Deku: nevermind, Kacchan just told me!
Deku: nice.
invisibinch: I guess that means saying goodbye to Midoriya's Good Boyness
knuckles: hey, he's still got it! it's just different now!
invisibinch: you're right, I'm a fool.
jackit: everyone, we have an important end of the world announcement to make.
ALIENS:
ALIENS: HIT OR MISS
stickit: I GUESS I NEVER MISS
pikachu: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND
local cryptid: I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA
knuckles: (MUAH)
jackit: HE GON SKRRT AND HIT THAT DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFA
explodone: OH MY FUCKING GOD ENOUGH
Deku: BEGONE THOTS
Froppy: You think you can just say things to me?
Sonic: Thanks, I hate it!
jackit: I hate that meme with every fiber of my being but damn, it was worth it
Momomomo: Bye we're breaking up
jackit: NEVERMIND ABORT MISSION IT WAS NOT WORTH IT
jackit: I REPEAT, IT WAS NOT WORTH IT BABE COME BACK
Momomomo: Pewish UwU
Momomomo: (just kidding ily)
jackit: !
local cryptid: ive never seen her run that fast omfg the power of gay is intense
stronk: you say as you're sitting in my lap
local cryptid: listen
local cryptid: DONT ACTUALLY FORM AN EAR U FOOL
stronk: uwu
explodone: thats the 3nd worst fucking thing youve done around me
stronk: good.
explodone: DONT ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY IT ASSHOLE
stronk: UwU
explodone: TRY ME, BITCH
Hatsume: ALRIGHT YALL, WE HAVE 30 SECONDS LEFT
Hatsume: SAY YOUR LAST GOODBYES!
ninetails: goodbye, chat, we're not going to miss you
flavortown: mood
ALIENS: speak for yourselves!
jackit: [link]
pikachu: BYE BYE MEME CENTRAL, YOU WILL BE MISSED! WELL HOLD A BEAUTIFUL FUNERAL FOR YOU!
Sonic: JIROU I SWEAR TO GOD
Momomomo: RIP?
stickit: lmaoooo
explodone: good fucking riddance
Deku: goodbye!
Todo: later, bitch.
defying gravity: AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ
defying gravity: NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS
defying gravity: IS EVER GONNA BRING
defying gravity: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
stronk: nice.
Shiny~: I love the reference, Uraraka~
Shiny~: anyway, au revoir!
knuckles: BYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dark'ness: Goodbye, hellhole.
invisibinch: valid, but also OOF
local cryptid: peace out.
Froppy: I'm just going to go.
squirrelking: Fortnite, space cowboy!
explodone: I FUCKIN KNEW YOU WEREN'T INNOCENT
You can no longer message this chat.
explodone: FUCK
You can no longer message this chat.
aaaaaaaaaaand that's a wrap!
thanks to all of yall for reading this fuckery, while I didn't really reply to all of them, I read every single one of your comments and I really appreciate the support!
but don't think you're rid of me just yet! I'm going to be posting the first chapter for a reboot not long after I post this last chapter, so be sure to check out my profile! maybe you'll find something you like while you're there~
I'm not sorry for that shameless promotion lmao
anyway, thank yall so much, see you next time, space cowboys!
(btw I borrowed the idea for this ending from another chatfic, I'll be sure to give the name once I find it again! also, Jirou linked Never Gonna Give You Up. hates links so I had to make do lmao)