Hello! This is my second LOTR fic (yup yup) and I just felt like writing
something totally wacky! Blah, blah, blah, and all that other stuff. I
don't want to bore you, so let's get on with the story. Again, blah, blah,
I don't own anyone but Jenny.
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"Please, please, please, PLEASE may I have it?" I pleaded as my mom and I walked through the music section of the Base Exchange. (A/N: It's a store for people in the military) I held up the new LOTR soundtrack.
"Ok, fine!" My mom said when I put on my puppy face.
"YAAAAAY!" I yelled as we were walking out of the store. "YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAY!!!" (A/N: If you're wondering, she's not retarded, she's just VERY unique. ^_^;;)
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That night I put the LOTR CD on before I went to bed and looked at the names of the songs on the back of the CD case.
"Let's put on 'May it be'" I said, and skipped to the track. I laid my head back on my pillow and slowly drifted to sleep.
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When I woke up I immediately knew something was wrong. First of all, there was no music. Second, It felt like I wasn't in my bed. I opened my eyes.
"AAAAAYYYY!" I yelled, jumping up. I soon found an arrow was pointed at my face. "AAAAAAYYYY!" I yelled again, hurling myself to the ground.
"Friend or foe?" The person who had kindly pointed the arrow in my face said.
"Friend!" I squeaked. The guy had pointed ears and long, blonde hair.
"Where am I?" I asked, looking around. He looked at me strangely.
"You don't know?" He asked.
"Well, I wouldn't be asking you if I did!"
"You are in Rivendell. In the middle of a Council." He said. I looked around, suddenly aware of the faces watching me. I smiled sweetly.
"Gee, I guess I am! Sorry." I said. I looked the guy in the face now, and recognized from the movies that he was-
"LEGOLAS!!!" I squealed, pointing at him while jumping up and down. He looked at me like I was insane. I continued to point out characters that were sitting nearby.
"YOU'RE GIMLI!!! YOU'RE BOROMIR!! YOU'RE ARAGORN!! YOU'RE LORD ELROND!! YOU'RE GANDALF!! FRODO!!! Sorry, honey, didn't see you there!"
"Er, young lady, would you care to sit down and let us continue with our Council?" A wide-eyed Lord Elrond said. I nodded and sat beside this one old guy and listened to the Council. Like in the movie, Boromir did his speech, Aragorn said something, and everyone started arguing over who would take the ring to Mordor. Frodo stepped up.
"I will take it!" He yelled. Then I watched as the Fellowship formed. As Merry and Pippin ran up, I jumped out of my chair.
"I want to go, too!" I pleaded with my puppy face.
"Well, then, milady, what is your name?" Lord Elrond said.
"I am Jenny, and I wish to guide the little one on this journey." I said, trying to sound all Middle Earth-ish.
"You have no weapons! How will you fight?"
"Like this!!" I then went around doing Jackie Chan stunts. I stopped in front of the Fellowship and screeched "HIIIII-YAAA!" which caused the Hobbits to go running behind Aragorn.
"Very well." Lord Elrond said, blinking. "Ten companions. You are now the Fellowship of the Ring."
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"Let meeeeee seeeeeeee thaaaaaat thoooooooooooooooooong!" I sang loudly as we walked along the trail that led away from Rivendell. Boromir put his hands over his ears.
"Your constant screeching has caused a ringing to develop in my ear!" He said. I looked at him blankly.
"Dude, speak English." I said.
"Indeed." He replied. I raised an eyebrow at him and then scooted away. I went over to Merry and Pippin.
"Hello, little Hobbitses!" I said. They scooted away from me. I dragged them back. "Cuuute Hobbitses! Niiice Hobbitses!" I said, petting them on their heads. Pippin whimpered in fright.
"Merry, it's TOUCHING ME!" He wailed. Merry ignored him and had a content look upon his face.
"Miss Jenny, will you give me a massage?" Merry said. He winked.
"No."
"A foot massage?"
"EEEEWWW! No."
"What about a-"
"Enough! Nobody is massaging anybody!" Gandalf said.
"Nasty Hobbitses." I scooted away from Merry. This caused me to accidentally step on Frodo's foot, and he yelped. I gasped and picked him up.
"Awww! You are so ADORABLE! HUGGLE TIME!" I started to hug him.
"SAM! HELP! SAAAAAM!" Frodo yelled. Sam ran up and kicked me in the leg. I dropped Frodo.
"AAARRGHH! Stupid FAT hobbit!" I yelled. Sam froze and looked up at me. His bottom lip began to quiver and his brown eyes were brimming with tears. I groaned.
"Not the puppy face! Anything but the puppy face!" I pleaded. He started bawling.
"I'm not FAAAAAAT!" Sam wailed. "I just have BIG BOOOOOONNNNES!!" He cast me another puppy face. I sniffled and bent over to hug him.
"Ooh, nice." Merry said. I realized he was right behind me. I spun around. Him and Pippin were standing there with big grins on their faces.
"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NASTY PERVERTED HOBBITSES!!!" I yelled, running after them.
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What a weird end to a chapter. I've got more coming! I've decided to change the narrator for each chapter. Next chapter is: Boromir!! So what do you think? Got any suggestions or comments or questions? Please review!!
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"Please, please, please, PLEASE may I have it?" I pleaded as my mom and I walked through the music section of the Base Exchange. (A/N: It's a store for people in the military) I held up the new LOTR soundtrack.
"Ok, fine!" My mom said when I put on my puppy face.
"YAAAAAY!" I yelled as we were walking out of the store. "YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAY!!!" (A/N: If you're wondering, she's not retarded, she's just VERY unique. ^_^;;)
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That night I put the LOTR CD on before I went to bed and looked at the names of the songs on the back of the CD case.
"Let's put on 'May it be'" I said, and skipped to the track. I laid my head back on my pillow and slowly drifted to sleep.
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When I woke up I immediately knew something was wrong. First of all, there was no music. Second, It felt like I wasn't in my bed. I opened my eyes.
"AAAAAYYYY!" I yelled, jumping up. I soon found an arrow was pointed at my face. "AAAAAAYYYY!" I yelled again, hurling myself to the ground.
"Friend or foe?" The person who had kindly pointed the arrow in my face said.
"Friend!" I squeaked. The guy had pointed ears and long, blonde hair.
"Where am I?" I asked, looking around. He looked at me strangely.
"You don't know?" He asked.
"Well, I wouldn't be asking you if I did!"
"You are in Rivendell. In the middle of a Council." He said. I looked around, suddenly aware of the faces watching me. I smiled sweetly.
"Gee, I guess I am! Sorry." I said. I looked the guy in the face now, and recognized from the movies that he was-
"LEGOLAS!!!" I squealed, pointing at him while jumping up and down. He looked at me like I was insane. I continued to point out characters that were sitting nearby.
"YOU'RE GIMLI!!! YOU'RE BOROMIR!! YOU'RE ARAGORN!! YOU'RE LORD ELROND!! YOU'RE GANDALF!! FRODO!!! Sorry, honey, didn't see you there!"
"Er, young lady, would you care to sit down and let us continue with our Council?" A wide-eyed Lord Elrond said. I nodded and sat beside this one old guy and listened to the Council. Like in the movie, Boromir did his speech, Aragorn said something, and everyone started arguing over who would take the ring to Mordor. Frodo stepped up.
"I will take it!" He yelled. Then I watched as the Fellowship formed. As Merry and Pippin ran up, I jumped out of my chair.
"I want to go, too!" I pleaded with my puppy face.
"Well, then, milady, what is your name?" Lord Elrond said.
"I am Jenny, and I wish to guide the little one on this journey." I said, trying to sound all Middle Earth-ish.
"You have no weapons! How will you fight?"
"Like this!!" I then went around doing Jackie Chan stunts. I stopped in front of the Fellowship and screeched "HIIIII-YAAA!" which caused the Hobbits to go running behind Aragorn.
"Very well." Lord Elrond said, blinking. "Ten companions. You are now the Fellowship of the Ring."
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"Let meeeeee seeeeeeee thaaaaaat thoooooooooooooooooong!" I sang loudly as we walked along the trail that led away from Rivendell. Boromir put his hands over his ears.
"Your constant screeching has caused a ringing to develop in my ear!" He said. I looked at him blankly.
"Dude, speak English." I said.
"Indeed." He replied. I raised an eyebrow at him and then scooted away. I went over to Merry and Pippin.
"Hello, little Hobbitses!" I said. They scooted away from me. I dragged them back. "Cuuute Hobbitses! Niiice Hobbitses!" I said, petting them on their heads. Pippin whimpered in fright.
"Merry, it's TOUCHING ME!" He wailed. Merry ignored him and had a content look upon his face.
"Miss Jenny, will you give me a massage?" Merry said. He winked.
"No."
"A foot massage?"
"EEEEWWW! No."
"What about a-"
"Enough! Nobody is massaging anybody!" Gandalf said.
"Nasty Hobbitses." I scooted away from Merry. This caused me to accidentally step on Frodo's foot, and he yelped. I gasped and picked him up.
"Awww! You are so ADORABLE! HUGGLE TIME!" I started to hug him.
"SAM! HELP! SAAAAAM!" Frodo yelled. Sam ran up and kicked me in the leg. I dropped Frodo.
"AAARRGHH! Stupid FAT hobbit!" I yelled. Sam froze and looked up at me. His bottom lip began to quiver and his brown eyes were brimming with tears. I groaned.
"Not the puppy face! Anything but the puppy face!" I pleaded. He started bawling.
"I'm not FAAAAAAT!" Sam wailed. "I just have BIG BOOOOOONNNNES!!" He cast me another puppy face. I sniffled and bent over to hug him.
"Ooh, nice." Merry said. I realized he was right behind me. I spun around. Him and Pippin were standing there with big grins on their faces.
"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NASTY PERVERTED HOBBITSES!!!" I yelled, running after them.
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What a weird end to a chapter. I've got more coming! I've decided to change the narrator for each chapter. Next chapter is: Boromir!! So what do you think? Got any suggestions or comments or questions? Please review!!