[Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this fanfiction as almost all of them are owned by Marvel or Capcom. This is only for entertainment purposes and I do not gain anything from it]
[Author's note] I have always been one to draw characters that I like but maybe working on my literature would be nice for once eh? Hope you guys like the weirdness that MvC3: Hijinks Ensues. Also these characters might not act like how they should sooo yeah if you don't like that part then maybe you could go read other better fanfictions or stuff ,-,
(( Boring beginning))
After a gruesome battle with the Wolverine, Ryu finally decided to go to a random mountain in the merged worlds to train and hone his skills as a true master of karate.
Ryu: Hmmm...
Amaterasu:...*barks*
Ryu: Hm? A wolf? Would you care to join me in my training?
Amaterasu: *barks*
Issun: Hey karate guy, do you have any idea where the heck we are?
Ryu: Sorry. Can't help you there. All I can remember was how two worlds are suddenly merging into one.
Issun: WELL THAT'S A PRETTY BIG CLUE DON'T CHA THINK?! And why the heck are you not panicking about it?
Ryu: I would but...there's only one thing in my mind right now.
Issun: That you need new clothes?
Ryu: No, I must train even more than ever before.*goes back to meditating*
Issun: Oookay then. Welp, we're on our own Ammy.
Meanwhile, back in the city...
Morrigan: Hmph, so serious all the time. You're no fun Chris~
Chris: One, I can't even look at you straight with your none existing bra covering up your clevage and two THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE!!
Zombie No. 1: *groans*
Zombie No. 2: Brains...
Zombie No.1: Dang it Carl! We're modern zombies not children shows. Get it right damn it!
Zombie No. 3: Nah mate, let the guy do his thing. I support him.
Zombie No. 2: *sniffs* That really means a lot to me Steve.
Morrigan: Oh please, they're not even different than the low-class demons of Makai. Just shoot their heads and bam.
Chris: If it sounds SO easy to you then why not help out?!
Morrigan: I could. I would...
Chris: *gets pulled in by one of the zombies*
Morrigan: -and I should. Buuut then it wouldn't be fun anymore now would it?
Chris: *INSIDE SCREAMING*
Wesker: So much viruses I just can't choose which one to inject you!
Jill: Oh God no.
Chris: Jill!!
Jill: CHRIS!!
Wesker: Oh God my ears shut up woman!
Jill: *bites Wesker's arm*
Wesker: Aargh!
Chris: Jill?! Are you becoming a z-
Jill: Nah, always wanted to do that to Wesker. Oh, and this. *kicks Wesker's crotch*
Wesker: AAH!!*falls down*
Morrigan: Wait are you two like together, together??
Chris and Jill: NO.
Morrigan: Oooh, can I have him then? *hugs Chris*
Chris: AGAIN WITH THE CLEVAGE OH GOD BUY A BRA WOMAN!
Morrigan: :)
Jill: Don't even think about it!!
Zombie No. 30: Awww, how romantic~
Zombie No. 19: I remembered how my wife loved me like that...
Zombie No. 30: ...what happened to her?
Zombie No. 19: Oh I ate her.
Zombie No. 30: ...oh.
((Even Robots need Love))
X-23: Enjoy those looks while you still got em!
Zero:...ew what? I'm a robot!
X-23: Wait really?! Aaahh sh*t. Let's just...pretend I never said that.
Zero: It's okay. Good to know you aren't into robots and all.
X-23: Hahaha I know right? Like human and robot relationship would ever be a thing~
Zero: *nods* Like I would ever fall in love with a human girl.
X-23: *laughs*
Vision:...
Scarlet Witch:...
Zero: Wait what?! Since when you two were here?!
Vision: I feel very much offended by that statement.
(( Pet ))
Felicia: Awww look at this adowable puppy!! Can I keep it?
Morrigan: As long as you're the one taking it out for walks then go nuts.
Felicia: Yay! :D
Amaterasu: *whine*
Issun: Holy MOLY THOSE ARE SOME HUGE MELONS YA GOT THERE SISTERS!
Morrigan: Oh, what a charming little bug you have. Care to be my pet?
Issun: YES! I'M ON THE ROAD TO ADU-
Amaterasu: *gobbles Issun up*
Felicia: Uh, is he gonna be okay?
Amaterasu:...
Felicia:...
Morrigan: *flies away* Welp, time to find me another man. God I can't find anyone decent here.
Felicia: Or maybe because your offers were taken down by many of them.
Morrigan: SHUT IT FELICIA-
Amaterasu: *opens her mouth*
Issun: *falls onto the ground* Sweet Ookami do you ever clean your mouth?! It smelled like corpses in there!
(( Cool factor ))
Dante: Hot damn this place is packed with strong figthers! I love this place already!
Vergil: Wait, aren't we trying to find our way back home?
Dante: We are?
Vergil: Nevermind. Talking to you is like talking to a rock. Not responding.
Dante: Hey I have a great quality that you could never obtain!
Vergil: That is?
Dante: *puts on sunglasses* Being cool.
Vergil: Like I said. A rock.
Dante: You're just jealous because mother loved me more!
Vergil: Where did that even come from?! News flash Dante, I was the better son.
Dante:Nu-uh!
Vergil: Not even going to answer that...
[Author's note] Yep it's awful which is why I decided to try it out for once. Hope that it is at least fun to watch and do have a good day~