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A response to the Wedding Challenge in the AlbusandMinerva-group.
"Everyone, I have a very important news to announce." Minerva said seriously to her friends in the staff room of Hogwarts.
Madam Pomfrey stopped talking to Professor Sprouts and looked at Minerva curiously. "What's the news?"
Professor Lupin, who was sitting near Snape, took a glass of water and drunk it while he was listening. (Yep, he's back to teach DADA!)
Minerva smiled happily. "I am getting married!"
In response, Professor Lupin sprayed water all over...
Snape's face.
"REMUS!!!" Snape roared.
"Sorry! I didn't do that on purpose!" Professor Lupin said as he frantically searched his robes for a handkerchief. "I am just too surprised..."
"You did it on purpose!" Snape yelled as he took out his own handkerchief and wiped his face.
"I told you I didn't!" Lupin said defensively, his own anger was catching with him fast.
"Did too!" Snape accused.
"Did not!" Lupin snapped.
"Hey, will you two shut up? Stop acting like you are 5 years old. You two are like, 34 years old already, for Merlin's sake!" Madam Hooch called out.
Lupin and Snape shut up immediately. Sirius Black, who was sitting behind Lupin, (he was there as a substitute teacher in case Lupin was too sick for lessons) grinned mischievously and scribbled something on his small piece parchment, and passed it to Snape. Snape took the slip and scowled at the words:
"Yeah, grow up, foul-tempered snake boy."
He looked up and saw Sirius sticking out his tongue at him. Snape glared at him angrily in response.
"Really? To who?" The female teachers asked Minerva excitedly, not noticing what's happening between the male teachers.
"Don't tell us, let us guess." Madam Hooch said and put her finger to her temple, thinking. "Ah, Ludo Bagman?" She suggesting jokingly. "You danced with him during the Yule Ball."
"I danced with him doesn't mean that I have to marry him." Minerva said, rolling her eyes. "Guess again."
Madam Pomfrey folded her arms. "Alastor Moody?"
"No." Minerva said, smiling.
Professor Sprouts thought deeply and gasped. She jumped up from her seat and grasped Minerva's shoulders. "Albus Dumbledore?"
Minerva gave her a hundred-mega watt smile.
"So am I right?" Professor Sprouts asked slowly.
Minerva smiled even more brightly.
"Oh Minerva! I am so happy for you!" Professor Sprouts exclaimed, hugging Minerva as tightly as she could.
"All right, I need some help on the preparations, any volunteers?" Minerva asked, her eyes searched around the staff room.
Madam Hooch, Madam Pomfrey, Professor Sprouts had their hands shot up immediately.
***
"As you all know, Professor McGonagall and I are getting married." Professor Dumbledore said to all male teachers in his office.
Silent.
"I think I will ask Professor Snape to be my best man, any objections?" Dumbledore asked and looked at Snape's direction for his response.
Snape just looked pale. "What? Me? Are you serious?" He asked uncertainly.
Dumbledore gave a firm nod.
"Ah! Severus! Don't look so shock, you should be glad that Dumbledore chooses you as his best man! It's a honor to be the greatest wizard's best man!" Sirius said quickly, slapping Snape's back continuously.
"Looks like Severus don't have any objection." Dumbledore smiled.
Snape started to open his mouth and then Sirius cut him off by saying: "Professor Dumbledore, Snape don't have any objections, he is glad to be your best man."
"Then it's settled." Dumbledore said.
***
"Sirius Black! You know that I have no experience and not the type to be Dumbledore's best man, how could you do this to me?!" Snape yelled when the "meeting" was over.
"Oh come on, Seeeeveerruuss.." Sirius grinned, dragging Snape's name as long as possible. "You will like it. Who knows? Maybe you will have a crush on Professor McGonagall's bridesmaid."
"Whoever she is, she will be terribly unlucky." Lupin said in fake seriousness and ran off down the corridor, laughing with Sirius before Snape could get his hands on them.
A response to the Wedding Challenge in the AlbusandMinerva-group.
"Everyone, I have a very important news to announce." Minerva said seriously to her friends in the staff room of Hogwarts.
Madam Pomfrey stopped talking to Professor Sprouts and looked at Minerva curiously. "What's the news?"
Professor Lupin, who was sitting near Snape, took a glass of water and drunk it while he was listening. (Yep, he's back to teach DADA!)
Minerva smiled happily. "I am getting married!"
In response, Professor Lupin sprayed water all over...
Snape's face.
"REMUS!!!" Snape roared.
"Sorry! I didn't do that on purpose!" Professor Lupin said as he frantically searched his robes for a handkerchief. "I am just too surprised..."
"You did it on purpose!" Snape yelled as he took out his own handkerchief and wiped his face.
"I told you I didn't!" Lupin said defensively, his own anger was catching with him fast.
"Did too!" Snape accused.
"Did not!" Lupin snapped.
"Hey, will you two shut up? Stop acting like you are 5 years old. You two are like, 34 years old already, for Merlin's sake!" Madam Hooch called out.
Lupin and Snape shut up immediately. Sirius Black, who was sitting behind Lupin, (he was there as a substitute teacher in case Lupin was too sick for lessons) grinned mischievously and scribbled something on his small piece parchment, and passed it to Snape. Snape took the slip and scowled at the words:
"Yeah, grow up, foul-tempered snake boy."
He looked up and saw Sirius sticking out his tongue at him. Snape glared at him angrily in response.
"Really? To who?" The female teachers asked Minerva excitedly, not noticing what's happening between the male teachers.
"Don't tell us, let us guess." Madam Hooch said and put her finger to her temple, thinking. "Ah, Ludo Bagman?" She suggesting jokingly. "You danced with him during the Yule Ball."
"I danced with him doesn't mean that I have to marry him." Minerva said, rolling her eyes. "Guess again."
Madam Pomfrey folded her arms. "Alastor Moody?"
"No." Minerva said, smiling.
Professor Sprouts thought deeply and gasped. She jumped up from her seat and grasped Minerva's shoulders. "Albus Dumbledore?"
Minerva gave her a hundred-mega watt smile.
"So am I right?" Professor Sprouts asked slowly.
Minerva smiled even more brightly.
"Oh Minerva! I am so happy for you!" Professor Sprouts exclaimed, hugging Minerva as tightly as she could.
"All right, I need some help on the preparations, any volunteers?" Minerva asked, her eyes searched around the staff room.
Madam Hooch, Madam Pomfrey, Professor Sprouts had their hands shot up immediately.
***
"As you all know, Professor McGonagall and I are getting married." Professor Dumbledore said to all male teachers in his office.
Silent.
"I think I will ask Professor Snape to be my best man, any objections?" Dumbledore asked and looked at Snape's direction for his response.
Snape just looked pale. "What? Me? Are you serious?" He asked uncertainly.
Dumbledore gave a firm nod.
"Ah! Severus! Don't look so shock, you should be glad that Dumbledore chooses you as his best man! It's a honor to be the greatest wizard's best man!" Sirius said quickly, slapping Snape's back continuously.
"Looks like Severus don't have any objection." Dumbledore smiled.
Snape started to open his mouth and then Sirius cut him off by saying: "Professor Dumbledore, Snape don't have any objections, he is glad to be your best man."
"Then it's settled." Dumbledore said.
***
"Sirius Black! You know that I have no experience and not the type to be Dumbledore's best man, how could you do this to me?!" Snape yelled when the "meeting" was over.
"Oh come on, Seeeeveerruuss.." Sirius grinned, dragging Snape's name as long as possible. "You will like it. Who knows? Maybe you will have a crush on Professor McGonagall's bridesmaid."
"Whoever she is, she will be terribly unlucky." Lupin said in fake seriousness and ran off down the corridor, laughing with Sirius before Snape could get his hands on them.