FanFiction With a Side of Salt.

I haven't done a story in a while, I've been waiting for the whole thing with Critics United to blow over. However, it hasn't, but I can't stay dead forever, can I? Oh well. Here's the latest edition to my series of stupidity.

On the Wings of Fire Fanon Wikia, I am creating a guide through the ridiculousness that is my stories to help you, and bring you some laughs.

Tsunami poked her head into the story. "Yesss! I'm the first one here again! Looks like I get to start off the story, as usual." She said.

"Wait." Said Starflight. "Why is our text written like an actual story instead of script format?"

"Well" I said. "The people over at Critics United won't let us humor writers be, so I thought I might as well do this to spare them the time of writing out a review with copy-pastes from the FanFiction manual."

"Jeez" said Glory. "Someone's salty"

"Nah" I said. "More I just like making fun of current events. Sadly I can't make fun of political events because a bunch of butthurt ***** supporters are gonna come knocking"

"Smart idea" Starflight said "It's nice for at least one joint of the world not to have political talk and arguments." Suddenly, a giant order of McDonalds came crashing through Jade Mountain. Luckily, nobody was hurt because Jade Mountain had only just appeared for the sake of this scene, and the Dragonets couldn't enter it in time before the two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda had crashed into Jade Mountain. Big amounts of Smoke came out of the mountain.

"Where could that have come from?!" Sunny shrieked.

"I don't know, but we better go to the rainforest." Tsunami said.

"Why?" Clay asked

Tsunami replied "I'm sure that in the rainforest there is a hybrid dragon of all the different tribes except the MudWings, (Because who needs the MudWings?) That is a girl and is really op and thinks she is different but is actually destined to stop whatever force destroyed Jade Mountain."

"Ya know," Starflight said "All these FanFictions are pretty much just discount versions of the first arc of Wings of Fire but with only one main character." Everyone then agreed in a murmur.

Suddenly, Queen Stereotypical FanFiction Villain of the SkyWings appeared! "Oh no!" Everyone shouted

"Mwa ha ha, I'm discount Queen Scarlet!" She cried villainously.

"Seriously how many antagonists have to be SkyWing Queens?" I asked the readers.

"All of them! Unless they are a prophetic NightWing!" Queen Stereotypical FanFiction Villain of the SkyWings said.

"This story is one big paragraph." Sunny pointed out.

"Pshaw, who needs literacy rules?" I asked. "This is FanFiction. No matter how much Critics United try to enforce it, it will always have awful grammar.

Suddenly, dramatic music played, causing everyone to look up at the sky, until Tsunami found the Organ player, hiding in a nearby bush. "What're you doing here?" She asked, to which the Organ Player said "Dang you Assassin's Creed! You're tricks never work! And then suddenly the sky turned red and big letter appeared over the Organ Player, reading "DESYNCHRNIZED" "Oh drat!" he said, and disappeared.

"So why was dramatic music played in the first place?" Sunny asked.

"Because I'm going to attempt to kill Clay, just like every villain in Canon Wings of Fire!" Queen Stereotypical FanFiction Villain of the SkyWings said.

"Noooooooo!" Everyone screamed. She took a knife and stabbed Clay in the heart. But he didn't die.

"Why aren't you dying?" She asked while repeatedly stabbing him in the throat. "Because dragons die in Xtremesilly's stories all the time, but it doesn't mean anything." Clay said, finalizing the climax of this story.

"Nooooooooo!" The Queen of the SkyWings said, and she died for inexplicable reasons. Suddenly, Winter and Moon appeared and started making out. Peril appeared and started making out with Clay. Then everyone appeared with their primary ship and started kissing, to give this story the happy ending it deserves, and this FanFiction archive will never get. Since everyone was making out except Sunny, she just smiled and said "The End."