I really should have mentioned it in the first chapter, oh well.

THIS IS A FAN FUCKING FICTION!

Do you know what that means? That means that I can make any character more strong or weak as I so desire.

I already said that? Then I wonder why there are still people who can't grasp the fact that my story is different than Canon.

In case some of you are too stupid to realize it, Great Red, Ophis and TriHexa are thousands of times stronger than they were in canon because I believe that a Primordial God of Infinity doesn't get absorbed due to some no name Fallen Angel Dragon Hybrid just because God was feeling bitchy.

I mean what the fuck man, Infinity minus Infinity still leaved Infinity behind, what kind of brain dead child doesn't know that simple thing? And a fucking Fallen Dragon was able to absorb her power? Even Fairy Tail's Nakama power was less stupid. At least you can explain that with magic resonating with emotions and other stuff to make it seem less bullshit.

*sighs*

Moving on.

In case any of you didn't know, there is an official app for for both iOS and Android, and it's good. I read all my stories there, you should try it if you are annoyed of powering up your laptops every time you have to read fics. Do make sure to check the settings first and make certain changes or you may not even find most of the stories you read, in case you do.

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When I had this idea, about this story, I didn't plan to actually write the story of how Naruto came to be.

The idea was that Naruto's starting life in the elemental Nations would be deciphered by reading all the remaining stories, from the flashbacks and from the talks.

Sometimes I wonder if I made the correct choice by not going on that path.

It's very hard to write normal scenes, and it's even harder for me to write conversations. I'm waiting for a nice battle scene to come because I've got so many ideas regarding them. Writing people's thoughts are so much easier.

I also wanted this to be a multi Author project, obvious I can't write 666 stories. I'm stuck in my Harry Potter and Game of Thrones story since I'm very bad at British English and it took me ages just to understand what the fuck 'Blimey', 'Snogging' and 'Shagging' even meant. No offence to my British readers, it's just that I have a lot more experience reading Japanese Light Novels and Fanfiction than British ones. And GOT is even worse in that regard, I really think some GOT fanatic who can remember all the names, all the titles, all the house banners and motto should be the one who writes this story. I mean, I don't even know what other kingdoms there are except Dorne, North, High Garden and Casterly Rock in the Seven Kingdoms.

Yes I can google it, but you know, I was just proving that I don't have good grasp on some things.

Yeah, rant over.

Well, let's get it over with.

Year: 1230 AD

He tried really hard but he just couldn't stop the annoyance he was feeling. He grinded his teeth in anger and reminded himself that the bastardwas doing this just to piss him off.

2 Minutes, it's been 2 minutes since he had seen Naruto after about 3000 years and he already wanted to kill the man.

Why? Well…

"Ah! Yasaka-chan you're even more beautiful than I imagined from the tales I heard about."

Naruto's voice reached his ears and the KI that he started releasing, unconsciously of course, made everyone take a step back from Kurama in fear for their lives.

Here he was standing like a loon with his arms spread wide for Naruto's hug and what does the bastard do?

He walks right past him and hugs his wife Yasaka as if his life depended on it. Even now he could feel him rubbing his cheek against hers and patting her head lovingly.

"I can't believe that something as beautiful as you came from Kurama. It's like a Miracle."

Calm down me, mauling their God in front of all these people is not a good thing.

30 centuries has passed and the first thing that he wants to do after seeing Naruto?

Well yes, he want to maul him and tear him into infinite pieces.

But he took deep breaths and calmed himself down. He had millennials to calm his temper down after regaining his Yang half from Death, becoming whole and thus getting his temper back.

Yasaka's lips were twitching all this while.

She knew she should go and calm Kurama down, but she couldn't help herself. She was a fox too and thus mischievous pranks was in her blood.

Naruto wasn't even trying to actually flirt with her, she could feel in the way that he hugged her and caressed her head that he looked at her as if she was his child or grandchild, which was true in certain way, since Kurama and Naruto were brothers in everything, even blood considering that the body that Kurama was in right now was created from Naruto's own flesh and Yasaka was in the end Kurama's descendent, even if she was currently his wife.

So she didn't actually feel unfaithful right now, only amusement.

"How about we ditch that loser and we go on a Date somewhere?"

It took a while for Yasaka to get her senses back and realize that Kurama had finally lost it after that sentence.

Then she went into shock, fear and horror at how Kurama has stopped their God, in the middle of a palace brimming with traffic, people wanting to have a look at their god.

The shock might also be due to how she was currently covered in blood and hugging a headless corpse that was shooting blood all around her.

In the middle of all the shouting and pandemonium she was barely able to realize that the hand that was caressing her head was still moving.

The detached head of Naruto, which was currently bleeding in Kurama's fangs; widened its eyes and spoke with barely any change in its tone.

"Oh hey Kurama! When did you get here?"

And then Kurama closed his jaws, which made Naruto's head explode like a water balloon.

The gore landed on…well, almost everyone, considering the force with which Kurama had closed his mouth.

By the time Kurama came back to his senses and Naruto, who has regenerated almost instantly; stopped laughing hysterically, the palace would be reeking of piss and shit that everyone released in fear.

Did I mention that everyone was passed out in their own filth?

It will be years before everyone in Youkai faction was able to overcome the trauma.

That is of course if Naruto didn't put them through so much trauma regularly that they became desensitized to it, or became insane.

Few days later.

Kurama looked at his wife who was too shocked to respond and sighed in relief.

He looked back at his brother Naruto, who looked serious right now which was quite a rarity, but their current discussion was indeed quite serious.

"Are you-"

"Yes I'm sure that the pathetic waste of space is dead. I was there. The only thing I'm sad about is that I wasn't the one to kill him. But I guess getting killed by his own son more than made up for it. I did kill Lucifer after that though. To the angel faction, the only ones who knows the truth of his death; both their God and Lucifer killed each other."

Kurama felt annoyed at being stooped mid-sentence but he could understand it. He would be like Naruto too if he already knew what others were going to say most of the time, without even trying simply because of having too much experience with the world; and try to get the conversation forward to get finished with it soon.

He then put those thoughts out of his mind and focused on what Naruto had said.

That certainly explains why the Angel faction had closed itself completely and why they are not helping the Church in the crusades.

Unlike his wife, he was not shocked to find out that Naruto knew of their spy in the Great War, nor was he surprised to know that he was not seen by anyone other than the spy because Naruto knew that the news of his appearance will reach Kurama this way.

He was also not surprised by the knowledge that Naruto was manipulating a few things behind the scenes of the Great War. Or the knowledge that he did all that before the Great War even started.

"So what the hell have you been doing all this while? It's been decades since I heard the news of your appearance."

Naruto looked sad and furious for a moment before he was calm and serious again.

"I'll tell you later. Right now I want to go and visit a few places."

Then Naruto looked at Yasaka with a warm and loving expression and spoke.

"Yasaka-chan, you'll be taking over the job of the leader of Youkai Faction."

Kurama mentally shouted in happiness.

Yasaka however looked horrified.

"I CAN'T! NOW THAT YOU ARE HERE, YOU-"

"-Am Unsuited for the Job. So is Kurama. We might look good as the face of the kingdom but the actual running needed to be done by intelligent people instead of charismatic salesman."

Naruto stopped Yasaka with a raise of a hand and continued speaking when he saw that she was still not satisfied with his argument.

"I will be the face of the Kingdom, or rather, the Empire that I plan to build, you don't have to worry about that."

Kurama deadpanned at Naruto and spoke in a dry voice.

"You just don't want to do the paperwork."

Naruto's gobsmacked expression at being read so easily was a thing of legend, Kurama really wished that this world had one of those camera things that Elemental Nations had. He really wanted to capture the scene. (Yes they do, episode 2, Naruto gets his picture taken for Ninja Registration in that ridiculous paint.)

He howled in laughter and even Yasaka chuckled in amusement.

Naruto grumbled under his breath but his twitching lips gave away his own amusement.

"Naruto-sama the people will not accept this. You are our God and it should be you ruling all of us."

Naruto's eyes narrowed.

"Then it's a good thing that we are not a Democracy. I don't care what stupid people who don't know shit think, I care about what I and my group of advisor will think."

Naruto's gaze softened and he continued speaking.

"The world wouldn't have actually known that you were taking care of the kingdom. And I would still be doing a lot of jobs so you really don't have to feel like you're stealing my job or something. And if you're worried about disappointing me, then you have no need to worry. If you have problems then I'll help you anytime, you're my descendent, my children and I love and pamper my children, not push some kind of expectations on them."

Yasaka sighed, she now understood what Kurama meant that, it sometimes felt like Naruto was reading his mind, she too felt the same right now. He had taken all the wind out of her sails.

"And…I know how to actually be a king. I've been one in one of my Adventures."

"Really, a king? How did that happen?"

Kurama asked with quite a bit of intrigue, he knew that Naruto hated taking care of unknown people, specially unknown stupid people and thus Hated the act of ruling with a passion.

Yasaka too was intrigued, but not for what Kurama was thinking, but for the simple fact that she wanted to know how her God was as a king.

"Well, I was on a Vacation."

*Smack*

Yasaka looked to her right to see Kurama looking exasperated after he was done face palming. He then spoke to Yasaka, knowing that she was confused.

"Every time Naruto has even tried to take a vacation, things go to hell, quite literally some times."

Kurama then looked at Naruto and raised his eyebrow.

"So how many vacations did you take in these 30 centuries? And what happened?"

Naruto smiled excitedly.

"Three! It was fucking awesome! The first time I took a vacation in an advanced non-supernatural earth which was in year 2022 and 10000 people got stuck in a Death Game! And that was just the start, things went to hell after that with all the evil plots and psychopaths popping up all around."

"Eh…What is Virtual Reality?" Yasaka asked lamely, almost half the conversation going over her head.

"You'll see."

And then he chuckled, the sound chilled their hearts and made Yasaka worry that maybe ruling under Naruto was not such a good idea. Or even living under his rule for that matter.

He of course ignored them and continued.

"The second time was also in a non-supernatural earth in year 2008 and the fucking Zombie Apocalypse Started! Oh it was glorious! All you can slaughter buffet, both Zombies and the annoying Humans. Hmm…maybe the world was actually supernatural. I mean those tits on those school girls were definitely supernatural."

"What the hell is a Zombie?"

Kurama questioned after getting over Naruto's last sentence, or his general insane behavior and broke Naruto out of his trance and made his eyes wide in horror.

"You've got to be kidding me?! You don't know about Zombies?! Damn it! I need to take over the entertainment industry completely. Hmm…maybe even publish some of my adventures as Movies, Books and Anime? Yes…that sounded nice. Of course I will change a few things."

Kurama shared an uneasy glance with his wife and decided to not speak again, else they might end up as lab rats on some table.

The gleam in his eyes and the kind of plans he was muttering under his breath while chuckling darkly were really not how he expected this conversation to go.

Naruto was even more insane than he remembered. And that was saying something, considering the insanity Naruto has been up to in the Elemental Nations.

"The third time I decided to go into a more special world, a world where supernatural was almost extinct. The world was shitty, it was somewhere near this era. 11th to 13th century. The food was shit, the houses were shit. The roads were shit. Everything was disgusting and covered in cattle dung. Still it was looking good for me, no special incident for 2 whole months! Can you believe it? I even took a 10-11 year old girl as a student to pass the time. And then suddenly, as if the world realized about my existence, the whole world went to hell, the kingdoms went at war, supernatural things were back again. It's been 23 centuries now and I still don't know how I became the king of the seven Kingdoms. It was bloody insane. I wanted to burn the kingdom down and leave the place, but was barely able to hold back. Well it was good that I was training Daenerys and helping her from the shadows. In the end she became a suitable replacement for me and then I left the place after faking my death in the most bloody gruesome way that I could manage. I'm quite sure that I almost traumatized hardcore warriors with the amount of blood and gore I was covered in, and most of it was mine."

Naruto looked blankly at nothing in particular, watching the scenes from his memory with a crazed gleam in his eye and a twisted smile on his face.

Yasaka chuckled nervously.

"That's good story Naruto-sama. Hmm…I guess I will become the leader of Youkai faction, seeing as how busy you actually are. And I obviously can't say no after seeing at how both you and Kurama wanted me to be the leader."

Naruto smirked internally while making sure that he still looked insane on the outside.

The plan to shift all responsibility on others was successful! And I didn't even have to lie!

Year: 1245 AD

Naruto stared at the current scene with amusement.

He was currently floating in sky a few hundred meters above ground.

The sky was purple and all around him there were signs of destruction and death.

Well at least the Devil Civil War was finally coming to a close.

Right now, a few devils who were beneath him, both literally and figuratively; were having one of the last fights.

The sissy looking boy was Sirzechs Gremory his friend Ajuka Astorath by his side along with their once enemy Grayfia Lucifuge.

On the opposite side were only two devils Shalba Beelzebub and Rizviem Livan Lucifer.

There was no one else around though sighs of destruction and population can be seen far away. They were able to escape, most of them; due to the girly redhead's stupid behavior at trying to have his enemies redeem themselves.

If it wasn't for Grayfia's presence then those two would have escaped as well. Of course it was, freezing time and cutting their escape by throwing hordes of weapon made of ice was a really good strategy. No wonder she was considered as the 4th Super Devil with that Ability of hers.

The reason for his current amusement? Well…

"You'll burn for this you traitorous whore! Do you hear me?! You'll burn for betraying us like that! For betraying me just for some Gremory filth?! We are descendants of Maou! You should be happy to die in our name! You should-"

Well…the cliché lines being spoken were really, really stupid.

Seriously, did the guy find them from some Anime or Manga? Oh wait this dimension has not created Anime or Manga yet, crap…well he'll just have to visit one of the normal dimensions to get his source of fun.

Let's hope that this time when he enters a normal world 10000 kids don't get stuck in a Video Game. Or the Zombie Apocalypse, can't forget that one.

Wasn't his life just fucking awesome?

Why would he be sarcastic? Zombie apocalypse were awesome. Especially when you have a massive 3 meter large Scythe of a Zanpaktou as your weapon. Too many innocent deaths? Well it was his fault for the stupid ones not watching any Zombie TV shows or Movies and preparing properly.

And why would be death of innocents be a bad thing? Death was nice, she was calm, cool, loving and sweet. She embraces everyone equally. Living not that's a hard thing. He should know he was an immortal.

See, you didn't even feel pain after death, you only felt pain when you are alive. Mental or physical.

Okay, let's stop talking about why Zombie Apocalypse is a good thing and focus of current cliché villain dialog spewing monster.

The funnies thing, to Naruto at least; was that the thing was spewing similar lines from almost 5 minutes now.

Even his current partner Rizviem was feeling annoyed if his eye rolls and exasperated sighs were anything to go by.

Grayfia was feeling annoyed too if her twitching eye was anything to go by. Ajuka looks like he would rather be anywhere else. And Sirzechs? Well Naruto really didn't care for the pretty boy who reminded him too much of his useless father.

He really felt like this man would abandon his own wife and child for his job, just like Minato abandoned Kushina and him. Naruto wondered if the man would sacrifice his life for some stupid reason to seal some monster while completely forgetting about his wife and son too.

High above in…somewhere no one knew. Fate's eyes widened and she froze in shock at Naruto's speculation. If she didn't know any better she would wonder if the boy developed power to see the future. Considering that Sirzechs Lucifer would sacrifice his life to seal away 1/6th of a small piece of TriHexa away, completely ignoring about his wife and son.

Should she mention this to Naruto? Meh, probably not.

Back in Underworld, Naruto was still thinking about similarities between Sirzechs and his father.

Perhaps he should kill him right now and save the world another insane and broken child like himself being born?

Nah, it'll be fun, maybe they'll be able to trade stories and compare whose father was worse.

He wondered why Grayfia didn't kill the useless thing yet, or Rizviem, he really seemed like the guy who kills his annoying comrades.

Well, it was good for him. He could certainly use this chance to his advantage.

And so he changed the direction of his gravity manipulation spell, before it was keeping him afloat, now it was taking him down at ten times the speed of earth's gravity.

He crash landed right behind the annoying thing, Rizviem who had much better reflexes jumped away the instant he felt the impact.

Shalba? Not so much.

"Sorry about that. But you were annoying the beautiful lady."

Naruto's voice echoed through the cloud of smoke, his words bringing a small twitch on Grayfia's lips, no one knowing whether the twitch was for a frown or a smile.

The smoke cleared a second later revealing the scene that they she somewhat expected to see.

Naruto was standing there gazing into Shalba's eyes with somewhat unnerving intensity.

Sirzechs, Ajuka and Rizviem though clenched their fists tighter, due to worry at what they were seeing.

After all, Naruto was gazing at Shalba's eyes very closely while holding his severed head in his hand with the man's hair. His body was lying on Naruto's feet a hole through his chest where his heart should be, but the body was completely wrong, it looked all shriveled up as if Shalba has been dead for centuries.

Then right in front of their eyes the head of the man changed, bubbling, expanding, contracting all at once and soon became a transparent Crystal ball with some black mist like substance floating in the middle of the ball.

She knew what it was, A Lacryma. How did she knew it? Well…

Naruto looked right at Grayfia and smirked. Instantly he felt the telltale signs of it acticating.

Everything was frozen, the leaves, fires, the people, except for Grayfia and Naruto.

Before she could even try anything, she was pinned on the ground with Naruto looming over her, looking at her with barely concelead lust in his eyes, pressing his body against her own, making her feel like she was drowning in his presence.

"You break my heart Fia-chan, acting all shocked and afraid, as if you've never even seen me."

Naruto whispered in Grayfia's ear.

She just smirked and grabbed his hair before pulling his head away from her ear and then kissing him deeply with her lips.

"You were taking amusement in how that fool was blabbering on and annoying me. You deserved a punishment for that."

Naruto smiled, his eyes softened and his heart thrummed with desire.

He hugged his secret wife tightly and felt the warmth of her body, how strange that a women with control over ice had such a warm body, but then again it was not that strange with how warm her heart was.

"I miss you, you belong with me and not these worthless insects. I gave you everything, I trained you, I gave you the power to stop time and become strong enough to reach the level of Super Devil. I gave you my love when you were left to die by everyone. You are mine, your soul, your heart and your body, everything and I can't hold it anymore. I need you with me beloved. It's been 25 years since we have started doing this. I can't stay away now. I'll burn down the underworld if I need to."

Grayfia hugged her husband tightly to calm him down, it was known to all of Naruto's lovers and other close people about how broken Naruto truly was. How he craved love and attention from those who he took a liking too.

She too wanted to be with him, but she wanted to help save her specie from mutual extinction for some stupid civil war.

Now though…

Now she just wanted to abandon the power hungry Devils and go on a vacation with Naruto.

She wondered how things would have gone, has she not met Naruto, but then she quickly put those thoughts out of her mind.

What could have happened doesn't matter, what did matter was what did happen. These were Naruto's words and something she herself respected.

"Soon my beloved, soon we will be together. But first we need to do something about the others, I think it's time the world knew about the Black Dragon Emperor and his Empire."

Naruto smiled. He caressed Grayfia's cheek while staring at her beautiful eyes.

"And what about my Snow Empress?"

Grayfia smiled and kissed Naruto again.

"Not yet. Now here is the plan."

A few weeks later

Yasaka breathed a sigh of relief as she sat on a chair on the side of road, watching the daily activity of people around.

It was fun, coming here on a vacation with Kurama, they both certainly needed it.

Right now he was finding them something to eat, and so she was given a few moments' rest.

The current situation was however not one of enjoyment, not to the rest of the world at least. Unlike the Great War, the Crusades were still continuing, the Church was at least persistent if not stupid and bigoted.

But without the support from Heaven they were losing ground quite fast. It was already obvious that this will be the last Crusade from Holy Church.

The human world was in mess, and Italy was actually in the center of it, which was obvious. Europe was in its entirety was actually on a verge of breaking down. Jerusalem, Acre, Vatican, etc. all the Holy cities were here after all, all the more expressive religions were based here. Well it was not like Asian factions were not trigger happy, but at least they didn't go around killing millions for some stupid and insane reason. And let's hope it stayed that way.

The presence of church is spreading quite fast in their continent as well though.

They, i.e. Kurama and her were here for more than just vacation too. They were looking at the conditions of the world, from what they could see, things were deteriorating very fast.

Already in a lot of places riots were happening, normal people were taking up pitchforks and torches and standing up against magicians along with people from different species.

The Vampires are already hidden deeply from what she had heard last, with layers upon layers of defense over their stronghold in Romania. King Vlad Tepes III/Vlad the Impaler, or as he is nowadays known 'Dracula'; was doing a very good job of taking care of his people. Feeding them while also not leaving hordes of bodies, rather they were not leaving any single evidence of their feedings. There were still some rogue Vampires around causing trouble but that was unavoidable.

The Dragons were completely hidden, and the reason for that was obvious. The two Dragon Emperors were slain during the Great War, their souls sealed inside Sacred Gears, two Longinus if the information was correct. The rest were furious and quite a bit scared too, and currently in the refuge of the Dragon Kings, Tiamat to be precise.

And wasn't that a shocking news, finding out that the Dragon King Tiamat was Naruto's adopted little sister. The first time she saw Tiamat in her human appearance she was frozen with shock. What the hell was with all these insane Dragons and taking appearance of 12 year old little girls? Even Ophis was like that.

She was very angry at Kurama when she found out that Kurama knew of Tiamat or rather Wendy Uzumaki(former Marvell)'s relation with Naruto, considering that the Dragon has been in this world for over 5-6 centuries now, and didn't tell her about it.

She put that out of her mind and focused on the current affairs of the rapidly deteriorating world.

Dark Elves and the Forest Elves were disappearing very fast as well, though the reason for that is a different one. Some stupid Magician decided to capture some elves and experimented on them, trying to create some kind of new specie, a Homunculus that derives satisfaction from servitude. A whole new specie created to do household chores? Sometimes the stupidity of these Magicians surprised even her. And they also gave the new specie the unimaginative name of 'House Elves'. Whoever created them was quite proud of his achievement, until of course he, his family, his friends and his friends' family was slaughtered by angry Dark Elves, their life force stolen and soul sucked out and used in dark rituals and their body decorated and displayed for the world to see. But the practice was already in motion and quite hard to abolish at this stage, from what she could tell. At least the practice of owning House Elves was only done in Britain. The rest of the world considered the act to be deplorable.

Others such as Werewolves, Fairies, Veelas, and Dwarfs etc. were all disappearing from the world quite fast as well.

Goblins…well, they were readying for another war with Magical Europe if rumors are to be believed. Don't these two have anything better to do?

Activities from other factions was quite minimal as well.

Greeks, Norse, Celtics, Aztecs, Egyptians and so many more, all were going and taking their followers into hiding.

Activity from the 3 Biblical faction was minimal, the reason for Devils was obvious, with their civil war at high stage, last she heard almost half the Pillars have perished and only 35-37 remained and the end of the war was nowhere in sight. Fallen Angels were completely concentrating of recovering their forces and managing what was left of them. Heaven on the other hand was a mystery, to the rest of the world; not a single bit of information was leaking out the place, and its activity were completely stopped.

The way things are going, people were actually wondering if the God actually perished in the Great War. But most of the factions put that thought as absurdity.

Though not the strongest, Jehovah was in no way a weak God. If anyone could defeat him, which participated in the war, it would be the 2 Heavenly Dragons, but the God was seen battling in the war after the killing and sealing of Draig and Albion. Not to mention, such a knowledge would be very difficult to hide. But it would certainly make sense of the actions of Heaven.

If only they knew that the god was almost 3/4th dead before the war even started. Oh well it didn't matter, it was actually better this way.

She really didn't want to imagine what depths the church would fall to if they felt that the world was ending or something as stupid as that.

She put that thought at the back of her mind.

There were more species and everyone was going into hiding. Well everyone in countries with the presence of Church at least.

Japan was still as open as it was previously and there were minimal effects of this upcoming 'Dark Age' that people are calling the upcoming era; in her country.

But she could see it, the time was coming near for all the Supernatural world to hide from sight. They were fine now, but that didn't mean a thing. It didn't even matter if normal humans of her country accepted creatures of different species. News of their existence would reach other countries and they would come to their country, not just the normal population, but other supernatural factions as well. They'll ask them to hide so that their presence is not noticed, and they will have to do it. Even they could not stand against the combined might of the rest of the world.

Well they could actually, with Naruto around but…she wouldn't be surprised if he actually slaughtered every single person of a lot of factions for just annoying him.

He was a very good king and god, kind to his followers and loved them all like his children. But the rest of the world, including the non-magical population of her own country were nothing more than annoying insects to him.

Yasaka frowned sadly, she didn't like this, not one bit. She firmly believed that they could have good relations with normal humans. Her own country's conditions were proof of that.

She put those depressing thoughts out of her mind, she was here to get a little time off from all the work she had to do and to enjoy her life with Kurama.

She was surprised to see that Kurama was already sitting near her with a worried frown on his face and steaming food on a metal tray in his hands.

She smiled at his and kissed his cheek lovingly. Showing that there was nothing to worry about.

At that moment a rabbit Youkai walked towards them with apprehensive footsteps. Hidden with glamour and illusions of course.

Yasaka sighed and raised her arm already knowing why he was here.

The man put a scroll in her hand and shifted nervously.

"What is it?" Spoke Kurama to the messenger, seeing as his wife was in no mood to open the scroll.

The man looked like he was about to piss himself in fear and shuttered.

"Um…It's…about Naruto-sama."

The man looked to be on verge of a breakdown and almost ready to cry.

Oh boy, that is not good.

Thought both Kurama and Yasaka at looking at the man's reluctance to speak, they thought the man was afraid of what Naruto had done and traumatized by it. But the truth was something else entirely.

They were not scared of what Naruto had done and it's repercussions but what Yasaka and Kurama's reaction will be to the knowledge.

He just hoped that they would murder the poor messenger i.e. himself.

"N…Naruto-sama visited Olympus."

Yasaka and both Kurama froze in shock and paled in fear at what Naruto might have done.

"And…he kind of castrated Zeus after calling him 'Goat-rapist because he can't even get a goat to sleep with him willingly without taking the appearance of its husband.' Olympus has declared war on us."

The messenger ran as fast as he could after saying all that. Leaving Yasaka who passed out from shock and Kurama who was wishing that he could also pass out like his wife to forget that the last minutes even happened.

"DAMN YOU NARUTO!"

He ran even faster after the voice of Kurama reached him from 2 Kilometers away.

Maybe it's time I just retire.

Very tired, going to sleep. Sorry if there are errors, bear with it for a while.

Sorry for not updating Path of Dragon. I'm really stuck at writing a meeting with Council.

I'm really bad at writing emotions and thought process during a multi-people setting.

And I'm busy with college too.

Well, my excused aside.

Please tell me what you think of the new chapter, things are boring at the start I know, sadly we can't skip the boring stuff or we won't know what the fuck was even happening when the fun stuff started.

So please review! I read all of the reviews and mails even if I don't reply to most of them. The reviews are what keep me going.

As for that annoying little shit that was screaming about how unfair I was because I didn't put his beloved DB Super on a pedestal:

If you had actually tried to mail me and ask for clarification as to why I portrayed the DB universe to be weaker instead of bitching with a guest account then I might have actually told you about it.

I'm not an idiot, nor am I a DB hater, I have a reason for doing everything that I do. Obviously you only care about yourself and your views and bitching about them instead of trying to understand what others are doing.

As it is right now, you get to wait until I release the 'Path of Warrior' to read why Dragon Ball Universe is not considered the strongest.