Hey kid, you may know me I work with Jordan's father, I'm Erin Lindsay. One thing you must know is that Jordan is my little sister so if you're gonna go out with her read below for the rules that you will follow.

1. Follow all the rules.

You've heard this from Jordan's dad, our team and her brother, about the rules. They're all right. You will follows all sets of rules. As long as you follow the rules you'll be fine. Don't like it? Don't go out with her.

2. Dress Appropriately.

When you come to pick Jordan up, if one of us sees your clothes baggy or sagging in a way we can help you fix that with a nail gun.

3. You hurt her, you'll disappear

As I said before Jordan is my sister and a job I take very seriously is to protect her. I hear or catch you even laying a finger on her just know I can make people go missing without a trace.

4. Make her cry, you will cry.

Since you make Jordan happy you may continue to go out with her make her cry once by the time I get finished with you, you'll be crying so hard you would have wished that you never made her cry.

5. Don't lie.

Being you know what we do for work the best advice I can give you is, don't lie to any of us. You lie just know we always find out.

6. We can be friendly

You look like a great kid and a wonderful guy for Jordan, we can be friendly but nothing else.

Still with me? Good we're almost done.

7. Don't pressure Jordan

One thing the guys haven't gone over yet is peer pressure. Don't get her into drinking, drugs, smoking, any of it. I especially don't want you to pressure her into having sex, we talk about everything and if she tells me something like that all I can say is run and don't look back.

8. Have fun but not too much fun

When you are taking Jordan out you can have fun go to the movies, play mini golf, do fun activities but make sure you don't have too much fun always know that we always have people watching.

9. Respect her

Respect Jordan with the same kind of respect you would give your mother or sister. If you disrespect her we'll be having a different conversation

10. Be a gentleman

Show Jordan with respect, care for her, love her, be a guy that she'll want to bring home to her father and brother.

11. If these were unclear please refer back to rule #1.

Great. Now that's out of the way you do seem like a very nice boy to be dating my sister, I like you I really do. If any of the rules get broken you're gonna have an unpleasant conversation.