My Green-Eyed Monster
PROLOGUE
Sanzo's POV
He is so perfect. With his lithe tanned body, with his sweat glistening in his skin and the passionate look in the depth of his eyes, I can't help but moan. Especially now that his hands slid down beneath my robes caressing my chest as he did so.
Involuntarily I shiver under his touch cuing that I wanted more. Smirking, he straddled my waist and lifted his shirt high above his head then tossed it menacingly aside. My eyes feasted on his now exposed chest. I reached out hungrily to capture one nipple, rubbing and pinching gently. He let out a moan of pure ecstasy.
That aroused me even more, and wanting to be dominant one, I flipped us over and pinned him beneath me firmly. Smirking as he did so earlier, I removed my own robes and discarded it carelessly aside. I captured his lips with my own, loving his taste. My hands were roaming all around his body, touching every part I could get my hands to... his chest, his stomach and even further down.
He arched his back, giving me more access to him. He grinded his hips in the most tantalizing way that only one thing entered my thick, hazy head. I wanted to take him right here and now. Smiling evilly I reach for the tube in the side table when I heard something hit the floor hard.
Irritatingly I lifted my head to find where the source of the noise was. When I turned to look I saw the saru randomly throwing things off. Vases, plates, cups, the kappa, the cook.... WHAT THE HELL?!
I looked down to check who I was pining down the bed. I was sure it was the saru.... I mean I would only consider the saru to be my partner in bed. And nobody else. But instead of seeing large, golden eyes and a smiling face, I see a wrinkled old face, a foul mouth and a pair of dull blue eyes. Wait.... That dull eyes of hers... I choked from realization.
OH MY GOD. Her eyes held in it desire and lust. I jumped so high from disgust, my head hit the ceiling.
"O-o-obasan?! What do you think you're doing?" I shrieked out loud despairingly. She was holding her hands out as if she wanted to pull me right back in the bed. I was surprised and very pissed. What am I doing fucking a little old lady?! Where is the world coming to?
"Shame on you Sanzo!" Goku said disapprovingly whilst helping the old lady dress up. He looks up at me with darkened gold eyes and a frown on his face. I tried to reach him and say that it wasn't my fault but then I see Gojyo and Hakkai, a bemused expression on their faces. It was uncanny.
The kappa and the cook which Goku also dropped to the floor, I don't know why too so don't ask me, came crawling to my feet like two hungry zombies, totally uncoordinated.
"Shame on you....." They repeated over and over again. I backed up against the wall slightly scared. I don't know what happened but suddenly my senses grew so active I could hear and see everything. Probably because of my guilt, anger and probably because I was a little shaken by Gojyo, Hakkai and Goku's reaction. They looked ready to kill if you ask me.
I could hear my heart thump madly in my chest, could hear the pitter patter of steps of a walking cockroach, could even hear the clicking of the watch...situated above my head. I have to get out of here. I let my eyes roam around the place. Surely there must be a way out.
I looked to my side and saw minuscule dirt on the windowsill sitting there innocently. No help whatsoever. I thought as I brought my eyes elsewhere. At the far end of the room I could see a small hole in the wall, about the size of my hand. Hmmm...Maybe... Hazy and stupid thoughts flashed through my head as well as the red warning lights.
Gojyo and Hakkai had closed the distance on us and Goku had called forth his nyoibo. They were out to get their revenge on me! I thought wildly. But I don't really get it. Why are they all so worked out about the obasan? It isn't their granny or something right? I think I deserve to at least give an explanation about all this.
I opened my mouth to start saying something when the two zombies.... Errr... I mean Gojyo and Hakkai, stood up and started balling a ki in the palm of their hands. They were ready to fire anytime!
In panic I asked myself the only one thing I could think of: Could I fit through the hole in the wall?!
Looking one last time at the delusional faces of my three youkai companions.... I ran towards the wall in full force, chanting all the while: I could get through the hole, I could get through the hole, I could get through the hole...
With a last burst of energy I plunged myself to the wall as hard as I can..... And plummeted back to the waiting arms of..... Goku.
DAMMIT I COULD'NT GET THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL!!!! I thought, panicked. My eyes grew wide as I saw Goku transform into Seiten Taisen.
His diadem broke, his eyes changed into cat like slits, his hair grew longer and.... OUCH. His nails grew longer too! I thought as I felt it dig deep in my skin.
At the sides, Gojyo and Hakkai had completely gone back to normal and they had stopped their attack. Their ki ball had been reduced to nothing and they were clapping the granny's back and they were laughing together gaily. Their smug voices floated to my ever active ears. "Mission accomplished!!!"
The forgotten saru suddenly hissed and I was tossed high in the air. "You're mine perverted bouzo!!!"
I couldn't do anything dignified at the moment so I did the only thing I could do: SCREAM. To scream my bloody, fucking voice out.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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I sat up in bed drenched to the skin with sweat. I ran my hand to my hair and drew long, ragged breaths. I brought a hand to my chest to feel the mad hammering of my heart. Despaired I dropped my forehead to my knees and hugged myself.
Why must it happen to me? I moaned to myself, trying to forget that fucking so real dream.
For three days straight now... I'm having dreams of the same content. Me fucking the saru then Hakkai and Gojyo and a nameless man or woman or whoever is the flavor of the nightmare, would interrupt us and fucking beat me up.
I tossed the bed sheets and stood up. Grabbing a cigarette, I went to the windowsill to brood. These dreams, uh, more appropriately nightmares, must be telling me something. I've heard somewhere that some special, gifted persons have prophetic dreams. They can foretell the future or they give warnings to might what happen in the future. Oh you know.... so you could prevent it.
Maybe I'm having them. I thought to myself sulking. I took a long drag on my cigarette and blew lazy circles of smoke. If you ask me there are just damn too many things to interpret in my dreams.
From my dreams, there is only one thing I'm certain to interpret: I'm madly, truly, deeply infatuated with the saru. I've tried to deny that to myself numerous of times but to no avail. Goku had completely been the ruler of my dreams, my fantasies....My everything.
I snorted. When have I been so sentimental?! Really. Being so connected with a saru who is oblivious to your true motives and feelings about is bad for your health. Very bad. Look what it's done to me. I'm a complete basket case.
Apart from that interpretation I still have lots of things in mind, like... Hakkai and Gojyo. Every single time they appear to disturb me and the saru and they prevail too. And what's more, every single time they prevail they say: Mission accomplished! I mean, what's up with that?!!!
And the other characters in my dreams too are in on Gojyo and Hakkai's plan. Whatever it is. I rolled my eyes in disgust. Hmmp. Maybe they are just jealous of me and Goku. I thought smugly.
Well that's it really. That's all there is to interpret. They're trying to sabotage me and the saru. But no matter what they'll do, I'll prevent it. Whatever the cost is. My amethyst eyes glowed in conviction. Of course, I'll do anything in my power. Anything at all.
I think I'm feeling better now. Yup. They're jealous of me and Goku. That's all there is to it. I stood up and stretched a smug smile on my lips. Dream or reality they're never going to take Goku away from me. May it be Gojyo, Hakkai, an elderly crone, an elf, a kami, a prince or whatever.
The half smile forming on my mouth suddenly drooped. Outside, on the yard of the inn stood Hakkai and Goku. I don't know why, but the two had ecstatic smiles on their faces. Then suddenly, to my horror.... Hakkai bent down to Goku. They're so close together!!! I thought shrilly.
I feel the world stop, the seconds going by ever so slowly. I hear from the distance.... Gojyo and Hakkai's voice, repeating over and over again: Mission Accomplished.
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Goku's POV
"Hakkai! Do you think Sanzo will like this?" I asked him as I motioned Hakkai came over. He peered closely at what I was holding.
"Hold it out, Goku. I can't see it clearly." Hakkai complained as he adjusted his monocle, laughing mildly. I beckoned him closer.
"Shhhh!!! And come here a little more. I don't want to risk Sanzo seeing this. It's a surprise for him, remember? And you know he has eagle eyes!" Hakkai just smiled and drew himself closer to me, when I was satisfied that he covers me well enough, I held out my treasure proudly.
"Is it what they call a dream catcher?" Hakkai asked me a bemused smile on his face.
"Uhuh! Do you think he'll like it?" I asked him expectantly.
"Hmmmm.. I don't know. In the first place why'd you brought him a dream catcher? What made you think he'd want it?" Hakkai asks as he crouched down to my level. Hmm... Probably tired of his squatting position. I thought reflectively.
"Well.... He complains that he's always having bad dreams.... Well he's not literally complaining but.... Did you see those large eye bags? I doubt if he sleeps for two hours each night." I stopped to see if Hakkai's still listening, he still was so I continued.
"But with this one's help, I hope he gets to have more pleasant dreams. Maybe he'll enjoy his sleeping hours, from now on." I thought as I scrunched my forehead thinking deeply.
"If that's the case then I think he will.... OUCH!!!!" Hakkai jumped up from his sitting position and madly tries to reach for his back.
"What's the matter Hakkai?!" I asked concerned.
"Something hit me!! ITAI!!!!" He yelled again as he jumps around the place in vain attempt to lose whatever it is on his back. It was so funny I had to stifle a laugh. I mean Hakkai bobbing up and down, and scratching madly at his back?! Come on. You rarely see the guy lose poise!
"What?! Did something hit you again?" I asked going around Hakkai impulsively, checking if there's something I could do to help. Even if it's a funny sight, I collected myself long enough to help him. He's always there for me if I needed him. Oh you know, cooking food, taking my side all those little stuff.
"NO!! Something biting me!!" He continues to reach out to his back. I stilled him to check what's on his back. I gasped.
"Hakkai!!! You've got gazillions of ants on your back!!!" I said while stifling a laugh.
"What?!!!" Hakkai abandoned me in search of a lake. I looked after him until he rounded the corner. Ooooops. He slipped in the mud in his haste. Hehehehe.. I heard a splash and a loud: AHHHH of relief.
Good thing there's a lake nearby. I thought to myself as I let my eyes roam over to Sanzo's window. I jumped back from fright when I saw a pair of insanely, glowing mad green eyes.
t.b.c
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A/N: Kitsune_me!!! I finished it! And as promised this is dedicated to perverted ole you!!! Hehehe... Joke! Hmmmm.. And I also would like to extend my deepest gratitude to ice krystahl!! She helped me with this story and she beta reads for me!!! Thank you!!! I know you wanted me to say more but... nope, nothing else.
So what do you guys think? Should I continue? Although, if ever, Hehehehe... There's going to be a lot of Sanzo oocness in the future and a lot of further madness.
PROLOGUE
Sanzo's POV
He is so perfect. With his lithe tanned body, with his sweat glistening in his skin and the passionate look in the depth of his eyes, I can't help but moan. Especially now that his hands slid down beneath my robes caressing my chest as he did so.
Involuntarily I shiver under his touch cuing that I wanted more. Smirking, he straddled my waist and lifted his shirt high above his head then tossed it menacingly aside. My eyes feasted on his now exposed chest. I reached out hungrily to capture one nipple, rubbing and pinching gently. He let out a moan of pure ecstasy.
That aroused me even more, and wanting to be dominant one, I flipped us over and pinned him beneath me firmly. Smirking as he did so earlier, I removed my own robes and discarded it carelessly aside. I captured his lips with my own, loving his taste. My hands were roaming all around his body, touching every part I could get my hands to... his chest, his stomach and even further down.
He arched his back, giving me more access to him. He grinded his hips in the most tantalizing way that only one thing entered my thick, hazy head. I wanted to take him right here and now. Smiling evilly I reach for the tube in the side table when I heard something hit the floor hard.
Irritatingly I lifted my head to find where the source of the noise was. When I turned to look I saw the saru randomly throwing things off. Vases, plates, cups, the kappa, the cook.... WHAT THE HELL?!
I looked down to check who I was pining down the bed. I was sure it was the saru.... I mean I would only consider the saru to be my partner in bed. And nobody else. But instead of seeing large, golden eyes and a smiling face, I see a wrinkled old face, a foul mouth and a pair of dull blue eyes. Wait.... That dull eyes of hers... I choked from realization.
OH MY GOD. Her eyes held in it desire and lust. I jumped so high from disgust, my head hit the ceiling.
"O-o-obasan?! What do you think you're doing?" I shrieked out loud despairingly. She was holding her hands out as if she wanted to pull me right back in the bed. I was surprised and very pissed. What am I doing fucking a little old lady?! Where is the world coming to?
"Shame on you Sanzo!" Goku said disapprovingly whilst helping the old lady dress up. He looks up at me with darkened gold eyes and a frown on his face. I tried to reach him and say that it wasn't my fault but then I see Gojyo and Hakkai, a bemused expression on their faces. It was uncanny.
The kappa and the cook which Goku also dropped to the floor, I don't know why too so don't ask me, came crawling to my feet like two hungry zombies, totally uncoordinated.
"Shame on you....." They repeated over and over again. I backed up against the wall slightly scared. I don't know what happened but suddenly my senses grew so active I could hear and see everything. Probably because of my guilt, anger and probably because I was a little shaken by Gojyo, Hakkai and Goku's reaction. They looked ready to kill if you ask me.
I could hear my heart thump madly in my chest, could hear the pitter patter of steps of a walking cockroach, could even hear the clicking of the watch...situated above my head. I have to get out of here. I let my eyes roam around the place. Surely there must be a way out.
I looked to my side and saw minuscule dirt on the windowsill sitting there innocently. No help whatsoever. I thought as I brought my eyes elsewhere. At the far end of the room I could see a small hole in the wall, about the size of my hand. Hmmm...Maybe... Hazy and stupid thoughts flashed through my head as well as the red warning lights.
Gojyo and Hakkai had closed the distance on us and Goku had called forth his nyoibo. They were out to get their revenge on me! I thought wildly. But I don't really get it. Why are they all so worked out about the obasan? It isn't their granny or something right? I think I deserve to at least give an explanation about all this.
I opened my mouth to start saying something when the two zombies.... Errr... I mean Gojyo and Hakkai, stood up and started balling a ki in the palm of their hands. They were ready to fire anytime!
In panic I asked myself the only one thing I could think of: Could I fit through the hole in the wall?!
Looking one last time at the delusional faces of my three youkai companions.... I ran towards the wall in full force, chanting all the while: I could get through the hole, I could get through the hole, I could get through the hole...
With a last burst of energy I plunged myself to the wall as hard as I can..... And plummeted back to the waiting arms of..... Goku.
DAMMIT I COULD'NT GET THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL!!!! I thought, panicked. My eyes grew wide as I saw Goku transform into Seiten Taisen.
His diadem broke, his eyes changed into cat like slits, his hair grew longer and.... OUCH. His nails grew longer too! I thought as I felt it dig deep in my skin.
At the sides, Gojyo and Hakkai had completely gone back to normal and they had stopped their attack. Their ki ball had been reduced to nothing and they were clapping the granny's back and they were laughing together gaily. Their smug voices floated to my ever active ears. "Mission accomplished!!!"
The forgotten saru suddenly hissed and I was tossed high in the air. "You're mine perverted bouzo!!!"
I couldn't do anything dignified at the moment so I did the only thing I could do: SCREAM. To scream my bloody, fucking voice out.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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I sat up in bed drenched to the skin with sweat. I ran my hand to my hair and drew long, ragged breaths. I brought a hand to my chest to feel the mad hammering of my heart. Despaired I dropped my forehead to my knees and hugged myself.
Why must it happen to me? I moaned to myself, trying to forget that fucking so real dream.
For three days straight now... I'm having dreams of the same content. Me fucking the saru then Hakkai and Gojyo and a nameless man or woman or whoever is the flavor of the nightmare, would interrupt us and fucking beat me up.
I tossed the bed sheets and stood up. Grabbing a cigarette, I went to the windowsill to brood. These dreams, uh, more appropriately nightmares, must be telling me something. I've heard somewhere that some special, gifted persons have prophetic dreams. They can foretell the future or they give warnings to might what happen in the future. Oh you know.... so you could prevent it.
Maybe I'm having them. I thought to myself sulking. I took a long drag on my cigarette and blew lazy circles of smoke. If you ask me there are just damn too many things to interpret in my dreams.
From my dreams, there is only one thing I'm certain to interpret: I'm madly, truly, deeply infatuated with the saru. I've tried to deny that to myself numerous of times but to no avail. Goku had completely been the ruler of my dreams, my fantasies....My everything.
I snorted. When have I been so sentimental?! Really. Being so connected with a saru who is oblivious to your true motives and feelings about is bad for your health. Very bad. Look what it's done to me. I'm a complete basket case.
Apart from that interpretation I still have lots of things in mind, like... Hakkai and Gojyo. Every single time they appear to disturb me and the saru and they prevail too. And what's more, every single time they prevail they say: Mission accomplished! I mean, what's up with that?!!!
And the other characters in my dreams too are in on Gojyo and Hakkai's plan. Whatever it is. I rolled my eyes in disgust. Hmmp. Maybe they are just jealous of me and Goku. I thought smugly.
Well that's it really. That's all there is to interpret. They're trying to sabotage me and the saru. But no matter what they'll do, I'll prevent it. Whatever the cost is. My amethyst eyes glowed in conviction. Of course, I'll do anything in my power. Anything at all.
I think I'm feeling better now. Yup. They're jealous of me and Goku. That's all there is to it. I stood up and stretched a smug smile on my lips. Dream or reality they're never going to take Goku away from me. May it be Gojyo, Hakkai, an elderly crone, an elf, a kami, a prince or whatever.
The half smile forming on my mouth suddenly drooped. Outside, on the yard of the inn stood Hakkai and Goku. I don't know why, but the two had ecstatic smiles on their faces. Then suddenly, to my horror.... Hakkai bent down to Goku. They're so close together!!! I thought shrilly.
I feel the world stop, the seconds going by ever so slowly. I hear from the distance.... Gojyo and Hakkai's voice, repeating over and over again: Mission Accomplished.
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Goku's POV
"Hakkai! Do you think Sanzo will like this?" I asked him as I motioned Hakkai came over. He peered closely at what I was holding.
"Hold it out, Goku. I can't see it clearly." Hakkai complained as he adjusted his monocle, laughing mildly. I beckoned him closer.
"Shhhh!!! And come here a little more. I don't want to risk Sanzo seeing this. It's a surprise for him, remember? And you know he has eagle eyes!" Hakkai just smiled and drew himself closer to me, when I was satisfied that he covers me well enough, I held out my treasure proudly.
"Is it what they call a dream catcher?" Hakkai asked me a bemused smile on his face.
"Uhuh! Do you think he'll like it?" I asked him expectantly.
"Hmmmm.. I don't know. In the first place why'd you brought him a dream catcher? What made you think he'd want it?" Hakkai asks as he crouched down to my level. Hmm... Probably tired of his squatting position. I thought reflectively.
"Well.... He complains that he's always having bad dreams.... Well he's not literally complaining but.... Did you see those large eye bags? I doubt if he sleeps for two hours each night." I stopped to see if Hakkai's still listening, he still was so I continued.
"But with this one's help, I hope he gets to have more pleasant dreams. Maybe he'll enjoy his sleeping hours, from now on." I thought as I scrunched my forehead thinking deeply.
"If that's the case then I think he will.... OUCH!!!!" Hakkai jumped up from his sitting position and madly tries to reach for his back.
"What's the matter Hakkai?!" I asked concerned.
"Something hit me!! ITAI!!!!" He yelled again as he jumps around the place in vain attempt to lose whatever it is on his back. It was so funny I had to stifle a laugh. I mean Hakkai bobbing up and down, and scratching madly at his back?! Come on. You rarely see the guy lose poise!
"What?! Did something hit you again?" I asked going around Hakkai impulsively, checking if there's something I could do to help. Even if it's a funny sight, I collected myself long enough to help him. He's always there for me if I needed him. Oh you know, cooking food, taking my side all those little stuff.
"NO!! Something biting me!!" He continues to reach out to his back. I stilled him to check what's on his back. I gasped.
"Hakkai!!! You've got gazillions of ants on your back!!!" I said while stifling a laugh.
"What?!!!" Hakkai abandoned me in search of a lake. I looked after him until he rounded the corner. Ooooops. He slipped in the mud in his haste. Hehehehe.. I heard a splash and a loud: AHHHH of relief.
Good thing there's a lake nearby. I thought to myself as I let my eyes roam over to Sanzo's window. I jumped back from fright when I saw a pair of insanely, glowing mad green eyes.
t.b.c
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A/N: Kitsune_me!!! I finished it! And as promised this is dedicated to perverted ole you!!! Hehehe... Joke! Hmmmm.. And I also would like to extend my deepest gratitude to ice krystahl!! She helped me with this story and she beta reads for me!!! Thank you!!! I know you wanted me to say more but... nope, nothing else.
So what do you guys think? Should I continue? Although, if ever, Hehehehe... There's going to be a lot of Sanzo oocness in the future and a lot of further madness.